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paralysis: 8:52pm On Feb 13, 2016
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paralysis: 11:59pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ruby14:
Hi guys, i have a CGFNS certification, hpw do i get to use it to work in the US?
Having it is just a step,to getting the board certification.. Meaning u cant work in US with it..
paralysis: 7:41am On Feb 02, 2016
gratefulme40:


I know a couple of people practicing there. They seem to be doing alright. You might wanna give it try.
Am seriously thinking of giving it a try
Preparing for UsA if e no go well,i go switch to Ausi or Dubai, practicing nursing in Nig is a big NO

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paralysis: 8:56am On Feb 01, 2016
abujaniv:


Hello paralysis,

If you yourself do not think you will qualify for a visa, I would strongly discourage you from applying.

Regards,
Abuja NIV Team
Of course i believe i can qualify if properly guided.
What visa type would i be applying for?
paralysis: 9:59am On Jan 30, 2016
Good day LagosNIV
I really need your advice on my case. Since I finished my O level in 2007,I have been working as the sales rep/personnel manager amongst other things in my uncle's officece(he is an importer of different commodities). The man said he will want me to begin representing him in some of the programs the company was invited to one in Dubai (mid feb) and one in USA(April ending) since he is geting old to do the run around but he says he is not sure if I will get the USA visa since I ve no travel history and I ve not gone tru the Uni
Please what do I do about this now as I ve had the dream of visiting the US since I was a child. The company will be sponsoring the trip and if am to apply what type of visa will be applying for Thanks
paralysis: 7:41pm On Nov 29, 2015
Anyone with a fairly and neatly used galaxy J7 for sale should me on ..call&whatsApp. Thanks
paralysis: 12:58am On Sep 16, 2014
paralysis: 12:22am On Aug 18, 2014
Am so loving this thread and I must say that the s are doing a great job here.finally am asking for my own ooo and my email is [email protected] sorry for coming late
paralysis: 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2014
MrAnonymous: What's up with the price numbering? Is 110000,00 Eleven million or One hundred and ten thousand?

Use a comma in it's correct position. Ditch the kobo values, it's pointless if not annoying.
Thanks a lot
paralysis: 12:05pm On Aug 11, 2014
osile2012: Present
i don't want "present " i want suggestions
paralysis: 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2014
biggerboyc: I can help u write a good and comprehensive business proposal. But I won't want to waste my time on 'thank u'. This was what i did last year and fetch me A. So if u want me to write on for u, then me. But u must provide atleast 3 business idea of which I will select the best one
I don't quite understand you by wasting your time on thank you, are you trying to say you would be billing me?
paralysis: 7:18am On Aug 11, 2014
i would really appreciate if anybody on this forum could put me through on how to write a business proposal or give me an already written one,i will forever remain grateful and indebted to you and God will multiply you.
Thanks in anticipation
paralysis: 6:44am On Aug 11, 2014
fattbabakay: Come o..u already created a thread for this, avn't u?
yes but no response yet and am in dare need of that to help me reach a decision
paralysis: 9:39pm On Aug 10, 2014
Please people, am a young entrepreneur hoping to lunch a website were people can order for audio equipments at an affordable prices.please i would love for you to view the website and give your correction and also tell me what can be done to make it a success,
Critics are highly welcomed.
Thanks
paralysis: 3:22am On Aug 10, 2014
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paralysis: 3:16am On Aug 10, 2014
What's your location and how many tons of palm kernel cakes do you need, you can call me in 09091122847
paralysis: 3:06am On Aug 10, 2014
Can i get a bag of beans for a start. And what would b d cost,demand will increase soon,i need it for experiment first
paralysis: 2:58am On Aug 10, 2014
Come on people help me out plzzzzzzzzz
paralysis: 7:04am On Aug 09, 2014
Please people, am a young entrepreneur hoping to lunch a website were people can order for audio equipments at an affordable prices.please i would love for you to view the website and give your correction and also tell me what can be done to make it a success
Critics are highly welcomed.
Thanks
paralysis: 12:00am On Aug 09, 2014
Please people, am a young entrepreneur hoping to lunch a website were people can order for audio equipments at an affordable prices.please i would love for you to view the website and give your correction and also tell me what can be done to make it a succes
Critics are highly welcomed.
Thanks
paralysis: 9:11pm On Aug 03, 2014
My fellow nairalander,especially ladies,i ddnt put up this thread to establish superiority or junior,i only created it to remind all ladies the power they have over us men,ladies think they are emotional but i bet you, men are more.we actually say men are the head of d home but to tell u d truth women are,the problem is that so many women leaves the real thing and focus on shadows,a woman who knows her husband not minding his egos will always have her way to control him(not wt sex though).so ladies learn ur man,he is though on the outside but d man inside is more soft than u can imagine.
paralysis: 9:00pm On Aug 03, 2014
Bunchersstab: God bless you & your entire generation.
AMeeeeeeeeen
paralysis: 11:52pm On Aug 02, 2014
The wife that wins all arguments with
her
husband is not wise. The home is not a
law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in
the
home - placing embargo, going to bed in
jeans
shorts and tros - lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern trends
and laws
of "women's rights" to insult or ridicule
her
husband simply makes a fool of herself.
4. A woman that makes her home devoid
of peace
through bickering, nagging and quarrels
needs
help. A man should be eager to run away
from
office to be at home, for that should be the
safest
and coziest place on earth for him.
5. Modern-day equality in marriage does
not
mean competition. It simply means
partnership.
Taking advantage of such equality to turn
around
and become the de facto head of the home
and
oppress the man is tantamount to playing
with
fire. If you destroy your home, soon you
will be
the boss of an empty home.
6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good
that
he assumes that he is the head. Once he
gets that
feeling, the woman gently wields her
power and
the head actually turns to wherever the
neck
wants without a protest.
7. A wife that does not pull herself away
from
friends' influence and advice or even from
the
control of her mother and father will have
herself
to blame.
8. When a man is looking for a wife, he
byes
women of different shapes and sizes to
choose a
wife. But soon after childbirth, many
women hide
under the excuse of childbirth to let go of
themselves. Many stop bothering about
their
looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years
of
marriage, people start wondering if the
wife is the
man's aunt, even though she is 7 years
younger.
Her defence is that if he truly loves her, he
should
love her the way she is. But when looking
for a
wife, he saw people like the present YOU
and
ignored them and settled for the former
YOU.
Today, you go to bed smelling of onions
and ogiri.
You go to bed wearing grandmothers'
clothes.
Why are you playing with your marriage?
Love is
not about looks - we know

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paralysis: 10:35pm On Aug 01, 2014
timsbee: fire!!!
Abeg fuel dey my yard oo
paralysis: 2:39pm On Jul 31, 2014
First it was SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome ). Many were reported dead. We are still here.
Then came Bird flu . Many people and animals were reported dead. We still dey kan kpen.
They came with Lassa Fever. Many were said to have died. Many innocent rats were also killed in cold blood.We are still here praising God and grooving .
Now they called this one Ebola Virus. They even advised us to wash our hands or take a bath each time we shake or hug someone (Can you imagine). But the truth is we are untouchable.
He has assured us that no evil shall befall us nor any PLAGUE come near our dwelling.
I decree , no one genuinely connected to us shall be "Ebolarize" In Jesus Name...the louder your amen,the more immunity you will get
paralysis: 11:28pm On Jul 30, 2014
These people are mad,they are advising parents to monitor their wards.. undecided what we want to hear is that you followed the child and the adults to the origin of the bomb and not advice us on how to keep our wards
paralysis: 10:27pm On Jul 30, 2014
After much study and research i finally think i have a solution to the boko haram menace in this country and the simple and permanent solution is............ebola virus,introduce it into their cam and voila....they are all dead just like that grin grin grin. please dont hatr,i only introduced a solution.... Think about it people, its really going to work
paralysis: 12:37pm On Jul 25, 2014
yinkanig: How much
24k
paralysis: 12:31pm On Jul 25, 2014
oga why you carry this thing enter our land na...*hiss*
rest in pieces

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paralysis: 12:24pm On Jul 25, 2014
US partnering with Nigeria... at what cost. because the United states i know will never give you anything free of charge
paralysis: 11:47am On Jul 25, 2014
OP u ar so so on point, that buhari if a guy need to go chill out in a pool of shits ;DOP ;DOP

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