NewStats: 3,265,244 , 8,186,120 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 04:46 AM 2p963

The wan way dey vex me sef na the wan of comparing our girls to the oyibo ones.
Dose gurls way no even dey bath for winter, talk more of using sponge. . .still wear one jeans for 2weeks.
My grandmama dey crack chicken bones like no Man's biz. . .courtesy of chewing sticks and toothbrush of recent.
Me?? . . .brush twice a day, then floss and mouthwash again? . . .mouth na pomo? mba nu! . . .wetin i dey chop sef
Make dis topic die abeg. . .taa!!

** . . . 4k SNL & da hol cast. . tel'em yeezy said dey can kiss ma hol a**, mo sp'cific'ly dey can kiss a**h*!. . .am an a**h*?!. . .'ve got jokes huh? . . .all y'all want is what y'all want so why blame me?!. . . .pussy-faced niggas hating lika b*tch! . . .can come  kiss my indecisive a**e crack. . .and while at dat, pls do pretend the crack is vere bruuuvuh! . . .y'all are beneath me! . . .pissin on ya momma. . .bite me!

Morning Guys. . .

harakiri:

@orton1_0. . . I already knew before typing that shallow minded individuals like yourself would skip through everything i said and zoom in on the part of being shot in the head. Very typical and utterly predictable. [s]Guys like OTOKX and 190 already know that i meant that in a literal sense and that such wimps who lose their senses by trusting a woman absolutely (all because Oprah Winfrey says so) are a disgrace to manhood and need to "man up". But your myopic media influenced mind would never be able to filter through that. Here, i've given more "issues" to talk about. You can either misquote me anyway you like OR go grab your glass of milk with cookies, sit in front of the TV and what Ellen Degeneres/Oprah Winfrey show.[/s]

Thank God I've got itchy fingers!!
Lol. . .was right about You! . . .sorry but but I ain't commenting at the ones slashed out - No sense made there at all.
This is/was my stress on your Comment

- Take  a good look at the poster's comment . . .He said NOTHING about what the Woman wanted!
. . .as a matter of fact was even confused himself.

i dont know what this ibo lady want from me,

. . .So where in the hell is the unfaithfullness on the Woman's part coming from?
Gosh!   . . .I mean for all we know, She's been calling him and all, She might have been after his  goods or maybe even his services for crying out loud .lol.
And You know how some men are,  the poster was propably feeling funky. His ego got a better part of him and misinterpreted the Womans intentions . . .and If I  heard correctly, he said this:

We are both serving corp in akwa ibom

. . .so its not like She forced herself on him or anything like that.
Also,
Looking at your own appproach on the topic at hand - You totally ignored the Poster's  call for help:

How Do I Stay Away From This Young Married Lady?

. . .and was so quick to tell us how "evil" Women are and should never be trusted  . . . .bla . . . bla . . .bla.
You sounded so bitter and vexed like an icy b***th! broke your heart or something .  . .
And If I may ask, So its ONLY Women who  demand "trust" and "security" in/from a relationship?
What about We the "Men"  . .? don't we need those too. .?? . . .And since when did "trust" and "security" stopped or hindered anyone from Cheating??
And should one demanding that of his/her partner now stop or deter him/her from cheating??

Simply Put, You were so quick and eager to us how Annoyed you were at how Women are so Undeserving, unfaithful and  untruthful . . .thereby failing to be rational enough in seeing through the "details" in the poster's one-sided trash. End of story!!! 

This might help . . .

i dont know what this ibo lady want from me,
is sad that  some married women cant just stay faithful in marriage .

^
What a douchebag . . .

The annoying thing is these are[b] the same women that[/b] will insist on "trust" and "security" from their men.

ANY man who trusts a woman absolutely is a reetard unfit to live and should be taken out to the garbage yard and shot point blank in the forehead!

. . .Dude You sure do have issues . . .a big one for that matter

annawhite:

make believe romance?
Tot we were in love?

Wasn't referring to 'us'

Yes ! . . .We're "supposed" to be

A grown arse Man like You can't make a Lady "walk" . . .??
SMH. . .NL is junkyard!

annawhite:


OP aw bout fake romance!faking everything just to get what u want!

Op, What about make-believe Romance - to make fins "flow"  

***Runs out to call Ogaga4190***

190:

sex u anna

are u wearing pant  

***Dirty Slap!!!***


Anna, Hope You prayed for your husband today!

3.) Rival Romance (they hate to love each other but love to hate each other)

^
I'll stick with this . . .no dulling and fun all the way!

And hey add . . .Brutal Romance to that list

190 come mo go deliverance . . .

annawhite:

What offering?did u go clubbing last nite

Church offering . . .!
Iya and dat mumu below you stole my wallet!

Way Iyatrustee dey. . . .i wan break her head?!
I no do offering today because of her!!

Why should I be "sick". . .?
They aren't wearing it on my head and neither is the money from my pocket . . .*coughs*. . .
Each to each own . . .afteral "Its all for the love of Men" - right?
. . .keeping it clean is all i ask . . .!

***Nods head in affirmation***

Now go back to the Jokes Section!

bayosgirl:

I guess I'm old-fashioned, I believe waiting until marriage is the way to go. At least you know the man who marries you really loves you, unlike these sweet talking guys who aren't willing to put a ring on your finger. I don't believe in double standards though and if the woman if expected to wait until marriage the guy should too. I think it's sad that it's such a negative thing in society if a guy is a virgin. I'm sure there are plenty of attractive men who consciously make the decision to wait until marriage. And I applaud them. I have only been with 2 men and am married to one but I still regret not waiting until marriage.

. . . so also the countless others behind You . . .smh.

even na 100yrs sef we go run thinqs

PMSL.

^
Hey what are you doing here . . . . . .Amebo

Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]^{Well i just hope you're friendly enough man. . . You have almost every thing in common with 190 dear. that guy is something else and he's always angry whenever i am in the house . I just really hope you won't follow him up. . . Yeah , i mean be friendly so that people will see em in you . SO , how's the going?}[/size]

Lol. . .Dude I've NOTHING in common with ANYBODY on here ok?. . .least of all - 190. . .its fun and fun for me all the way
And hey just so you know, We're Nigerians . .ok? .  . .For Every single joke and rib cracked on here, there has got to be someone  is at the the receiving end of them all. . .so snap outta the paranoia!

I'm cool mate  . . .and You?

The issue is a few ladies are beautiful, but lack the character. Also, a few are just there but have the Characters and virtues of true woamnhood.

^
I'll rather stick with the bold.
But You can't  help but NOTICE the outward appearance and qualities first . . . now can You? . . .
And standing from afar contemplating or anticipating her behaviours and virtues won't only sound dumb but silly.

I'll take my chances with the former, If I can't tolerate or change her errs to suit me, I'll have no choice but pull-out.
Afteral like the popular cliche goes - Beauty is Only skin deep . . .

^
What do you fink so . . .? . . .been friendly wif you haven't I . .?

***paaaaa!!!*** !

1 or 2 is cool . . .but preferrably an age mate.
They tend to be more 'mature' . . .conversation with 'em is fun - alot!

. . .smh

Yes.
You 'ug' to that extent?, lol

Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]<sup>Oh really ?   that sound funny and interesting man - so , that is your secret ? i so much pity you because I don't drag women the way you and 190 do on here causing all source of distraction . By the way , she's not your wife you didn't marry her point of correction so i have equal right just like you .

Though , i am not here for no- sense man - I'm just a friendly person and anna is isn't my enemy! she's a friend and i love her . I guess she love me too and you don't expect her to hate me?

I have seen so many of your type on here. . . I have privilege to change some and others still keep up with such mentality of sadism and selfishness . You can't seperate me from her even you can start making all effort you and your '' bad mouth'' colleague 190 but your plans are in vain .</sup>  

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OMG!!!
Ogaga. . . . You're one sad fellow .lol.
Why does my comment hurt so much?? . . .its just a joke! . . .fun nothing more.lol.
Rest your head buddy, i meant no harm.
You were wrong about one fin though - I do love Anna and both of us are getting married! **winks at Anna**.
So my dear friend, calm down!

@Anna,
Gurl i've go meself a headache. . .catch you later. Bye

^
BTW,
Mr Ogaga, lest I forget, Stay away from My Anna! [You even shortened her name ]
Shes Mine and I don't Share!

Annie . . . our poster is female

^
Was pissed-off and upset last nite and vowed never to step foot in here again.
Oh well! . . .