NewStats: 3,261,405 , 8,173,893 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 07:12 AM 6av6j

We can loan her to Cameroon for AFCON

Gwarimpa boys don run you street. Dem don chop your sister and also run una Fam. No be Jazz. You all were just greedy so stop sugarcoating the truth. Your sister was “stranded” in a wedding in Abuja? How did she even get there? Bolt and Uber services work till night. She no get phone ni? She saw “half-caste” and entered lift. The guy saw a Mugu and applied format, chop una family handicap. Now, you want to use religion to gain sympathy vote by dropping religious expressions. Who in their right minds would give their everything plus even borrow to give a 6 month potential “inlaw”? Anyways, like I earlier said, go Gwarimpa, you fit see your “inlaw” dey waka for road but next time, tell your sister not to be fooled by flashy things like cars and “latest iPhones”. She should learn to earn her money and she’ll realize that all those things are wash. Good luck

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Thomanad:


Hmmmmmm. Your father's job?
Alpha Foxtrot India Tango?

Proudly 48 Reg. When Men where Men, Samas were plenty and lizards were in scarce supply.

If you check am well, na Merchant Marine. Who else will have the gas? Those people like to act like they’re high on lion peppersoup. Anyway, e don buy federal job. Let him pay in German currency. Clown wey wan wawa the job of my fathers

The hardest person to convince is a woman who has a personal “prophet”

Wear whatsoever you have

Did he/she break your heart or cheat on you? If yes:

Dress up well and attend the church service.

Wait until the Priest asks the crucial question. If anyone objects to the union.

Get up, straighten your cloth or gele, look at your ex straight in the eye and walk out. (Make sure your shoe is doing koi koi as you walk out)

Trust me, there will be no wedding night bliss.

Same excuse that was used in moving CBN HQ to Lagos. Lack of office space and DTA. We’re watching

A good lawyer knows the law.

A great lawyer knows the Judge.

You don’t eat pork but you want to profit from its sale?

Last time, it was unknown soldier. Now, it’s comedian? Haba na. Give us better lie. Very soon, those Blak Ax soldiers that are showing themselves all over Social Media will be tagged as skit makers.

Honestly, they have wawaed the job of my fathers by serving young bas7ards lion peppersoup.

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Guv’nor wey dey follow one way, want make we respect Rule of Law?

Klinee:
Why parading lies, do Oba or Binis know where Ubulu uku is?

At the risk of beating my own drum, I wrote a thesis on the history of my people for my Doctorate. The link is there. Read, be educated and stop indulging in hogwash. In case you missed it, here is it again:

https://www.eajournals.org/wp-content/s/The-Benin-Factor-in-the-West-Niger-Igbo-History-The-Example-of-Ubulu-Ukwu.pdf

Each one, teach one.

NzogbuNzogbu:
thats what you should have said na cos me am in edo so I know what idia means

The funny thing is that you guys appear to be trying too hard o, cos you can't be closer to binis than esan and afemai yet they have a disntict culture without copying pasting bini

Copy and paste Bini culture? Do you know what you’re saying? Do you know that the Oba of Bini has to visit Ubulu-Uku before he can be crowned? Do you know that a child of Ubulu-Uku cannot be killed or buried with the Oba of Bini? Do you know of the origin of Ezumu, the founder of Ubulu-Uku?

If you don’t know, ask or do your research.

https://www.eajournals.org/wp-content/s/The-Benin-Factor-in-the-West-Niger-Igbo-History-The-Example-of-Ubulu-Ukwu.pdf

Not someone, me. I spent over 1.8m on gifts for the family but unfortunately, no one got me anything. Not even a lollipop. Anyways, that’s the joy of parenthood, I guess.

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othermen:
Aunty Iyabo could have pursued justice for Mohbad's death through various means, such as urging the police to conduct thorough investigations and even hiring a private investigator to find evidence of NairaMarley's culpability. However, it is mere naivety not to see that her focus shifted towards gaining social capital and becoming a trending news story, while she used the tragic event to transform into a self-styled social justice warrior. She became excessively sensational and yes to capitalize on the tragedy for personal gain.

The allure of trending on twitter, gaining followers, and securing ambassadorial deals from companies seeking to align with anti-bullying sentiments might have motivated Aunty Iyabo who used Mohbad's death as a means to increase her influence and income. Livestreams on Instagram and sensationalized claims picked up by blogs contributed to this pursuit, creating a lucrative cycle of attention and financial gain. Even Nairaland is still feeding on Mohbad's death. The platform don't care the harm they do to the victims of the stories they sensationalize here. It's all about money and power.

Aunty Iyabo's actions had severe consequences for NairaMarley, her orchestrated campaign resulted in widespread public animosity for him. Marley, the street boy, did not only lost his street credibility, but his safety too was put at risk in the public. Aunty Iyabo was no witness to the incident surrounding Mohbad, but to raise her own profile, NairaMarley was a dog to be slaughtered; you take away his voice, fuel intense public hatred towards him and become the country's foremost social warrior.

Marley is not a good influence- but she was in his circle and wanted to use his influence once or twice- we know. Now, there are other artistes, that may need Aunty Iyabo's intervention, that are enstranged, there is Temmie Ovwasa (YBNL Princess), Cynthia Morgan- but let them die first, that will give so much clout.

what is Justice for Mohbad?? Is Marley and his associates no longer under police scrutiny? you should not have held him for murder, perhaps just bullying, exploitation, harrassment and your legal jeopardy would be less apparent. The dust has cleared, and with Marley breathing easier, he would gain back his repuatation only by ensuring folks like Aunty Iyabo, who position themselves as crusader for justice, but they only want to leverage a situation to elevate their own status, have their time in the legal crosshairs and are able.

I wish NL had a love button. You’ve really analyzed it like a mature soul that you are.

Take one fowl

Nigerians and their mediocre acting. From the soundtrack storyline alone, we can all guess how the film will end. Even in Hollywood, sometimes, the bad guys get away with it. See Swordfish, The Usual Suspects et al but in UAR, they will use “yellow” actresses with big brezz and no professional training to fill the screen and then have the audacity to label it a “blockbuster”.

Nigerians and their mediocre acting. From the soundtrack storyline alone, we can all guess how the film will end. Even in Hollywood, sometimes, the bad guys get away with it. See Swordfish, The Usual Suspects et al but in UAR, they will use “yellow” actresses with big brezz and no professional training to fill the screen and then have the audacity to label it a “blockbuster”.

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Federal Government “helping” convicts by paying for their fines from the coffers of the Federal Government, back into the coffers of the Federal Government, in line with the Renewed Hope Agenda.

Nigeria must be a comedy channel in heaven. Whenever the Angels want to have a good laugh, they just tune in to Channel Nigeria.

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Do it the Nigerian way.
Start by saying “Haaa, neighbor. This one wey you dey give me food steady, make your boyfriend no vex ooo. I no get power to fight”

or if you think she wants knacks and you’re able to do it, say “Neighbor, all this food wey you dey give me, my waist don dey full oooo. I for like pay you back with one night of Netflix and chill”

but if you want to end it, say “my girlfriend don dey complain say I no dey chop her food anymore. I no want make she pour you acid”.

Go and try any of the above but do it quickly before you chop winch.