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When it was time to sleep, you knw we cant sleep together so i had to sleep in the parlour, since it was a room inside three bedroom flat that i occupied, I was nt far from them, i had created a small hole where i can peep, and i was nt ready to sleep that night, i want to hear her ringtone, i was waiting patiently for my guy to start the march at the stamford bridge.. Chelsea vs man u...when it was around 11pm and they havent started the match, i called my friend to help me bring sth from the room, o'boy how far, you never start fucking nw, and my guy said, she just dey chat since morning, what kind of stupid chat is that? Tell her to quit whatever she is doing that you want to play with her, stop acting like a fool, if you see the way my guy p**ni* dey erect, trust me my guy get long size, guy go back to the room and Bleep, the next thing i want to hear is yeeee, ouch, baby give it to me, Bleep me hard honey, oh, you are sweet baby, that is what i want to hear...
go back to the stadium

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punisha:
your guy name suppose be Mumu...then u need better knock for your head as per friend of mumu wey u be....
I can't wait to see how this ended

it is nt as if my guy na mumu, na the pussy freak am.

SILENTandSMART2:


You're right i don't have sense jare

But you gain nothing in sayin' shit , this story have been hijacked

hijacked by hoodlums abi.. guy pls free me joor

To cut the whole story short, the babe was unable to show up again, she begged my friend not to be angry with her, because my guy don dey para on top phone, she promise to come on saturday, To God be the glory she called around 9am that she is at the pack, my alaye was very happy he quickly told her to drop at iwo road.. Throughout the journey my guy was just calling to knw their location, finally they arrive at ibadan, then we told her to take a bike going to mokola,, we finally met this babe, in my mind i had a bad mind for this girl, she played us too much, when the babe came my guy was left with nothing, so i had to borrow him 5k to flex the babe being the first time, we went to city center at mokola, the babe took just yoghurt and baron, we stayed there till about 6pm because chelsea was playing on that day and he is a chelsea fan. When we got home we told the babe to cook rice for us, arnd 9pm we had started planning to sleep, i can see d smile his face, i told him he must go five round before daybreak.

SILENTandSMART2:



no lie the story nah fake

If you lie ogun keeéee you there

guy why are behaving like a kid, what gives you the impression that the story is fake? You just need to use ur senses to knw the end of it all.
please dnt interrupt, you can view without quoting.

After about ten minute she called back and said the Atm machine has swallowed her card and she went to the customer care to complain, and she was told to check back on monday, and that she is left with 600naira, my friend then told her to go and find any act number so that he can send her another tfare, i was seriously mad with my guy, why would you do that? Are you a fool? You still want to transfer the last 3k in ur act, guy you must be joking, i would never allow you do that, but before i could know it my friend called the babe to go and check if the person has seen alert, i swear e choke me.
the deed has been done, let's wait for the african queen, to my greatest suprise this babe didnt get alert until about 5pm, it is already late for her but i called the babe to pls try and come today, my friend is dying.... I really feel for my friend, he has consume alot 400miligram is insyd the body, local herbs, big stout, bitter cola with cold water, my nigga wasnt feeling comfortable again.......
What a boy!

SILENTandSMART2:
No need to complete the story the truth is you and your friend is eleribuu original , see what you're writing especially the last one

lol... So funny

As time turn the page of life, we entered second week in august and she planned to spend the weekend with us, about a day for her to come, we have gone to the market to get foodstuff and provision, we filled the gas and also subscribe to gotv, and everything was set, she called my friend to send money for fixing her hair and transport, he sent her 12k..... Then on friday morning we text the adress to her and she promise to be in ibadan latest 4pm, we went to the market to get pepper and meat as we planned to eat semo that night, my friend went to the chemist to get three packet of condom, tramadol and vega 100, i have gone to the iya alagbo to help me sell dongoyaro, jedi opa eyin, afato for my friend just to be ready for the battle. To worsen the matter, we went to beer parlour and he took 2bottles of big stout with milk .. Around 11:30 he called the babe to know if has started coming, her phone rang like 3times bt she culdnt pick up, she text and say i am in the bank i can't pick calls
i cant stop laughing.

This babe will send her nude pics to my guy and also make video calls with the girl, After about three month of their love palava, i told my friend to invite the girl to ibadan, at least you need to the person you are sending money to. When my friend told the babe to come visit, she said it would reach around december due to her studies and as at that we are in the month of july, when my friend told me i said you have entered one chance, i was just thinking of what my guy will spend b4 december.
i collected the babe number and spoke with her, i told her my friend is not feeling comfortable nt seeing her, and that if she didnt show up my guy might commit sucide if she failed to show up.i told her to please try and visit him in ibadan, so after much plea, she aggred to find time and come visit my friend, my guy was very happy to hear the news to the extent that he took me to beer parlour and i consume four bottles of goldberg with catfish soup. So she promise to come second week in august..... Waiting for her

About few years ago when i was staying alone at mokola in ibadan, i had a school mate who came to stay with me, when this guy was with me, he met a lady on facebook, kenny by name. My friend really love this babe despite the fact that they have nt met physically my guy has fallen deeply in love with this babe, maybe because the babe is beautiful.
Then one day, the girl called my friend and said the lagos state govt has mark their house for demolition and that they are planning to pull down their building, and he told my friend to pls help her with 20k to bribe the engineer, and promise to pay back when her father returned from travel, my guy quickly transfer the 20k to her with the hope of getting it back. I was seriously mad with my friend for acting like a fool, on several occassion this girl will just bill my friend and within three week my guy has spent over 40k for this babe, what a mess! Many times i would scold my friend for sending cash to the girl you met on facebook, but just bcuz of nude pics...

orisa37:
BE A DISTANT CONSULTANT AND GET PAID FOR WHATEVER YOU DO FROM YOUR DISTANCE.

Can you explain further?

Is ok

Ibadan wa o ponmo sweet

Alejoas:
Tell him to come over, are you that idle to be travelling to his side?

He has aggred to come over, he called me yesterday that he was at iwo road but my mind is nt through with him.

Skyfornia:
I don't see anything wrong here...maybe he trust in your judgement, two heads are better than one.

But I'll advise you to follow your heart...if you are not comfortable, let him know you are not interested.

He has the idea of bet9ja more than me, he has work with them for over 5years, i dnt knw why he would need my contribution, i am nt an agent. I dnt just trust the dude.

nija:
Op, why are putting yourself in unnecessary thinking, tell him you are not coming ,that will settle everything..

I have been posting him all this while that i dnt have chance to come over, he insisted on coming to meet me anywhere.... I just smell danger because this the guy that happens to be my opposition back then in school, i just feel he would use sth to hit me and i wil become dumb.

There is this friend of mine that has been calling me virtually everyday for the past three month, he is base in ogun state and he told me to help him get a location to establish a bet9ta shop at either ibadan or ekiti, his father is a native of ibadan and i see no reason why he wouldnt get the location himself, he kept on disturbing me and telling me to come over so that we can deliberate on how to establist the bet shop
But honestly speaking my mind is not through with him, i guess he is trying to use me for money ritual, i am just confuse because of the way he kept calling me and , and i keep having bad dreams about him.
please i am confuse and i need your advice on this issue so that i wont fall victims of ritualist.

What a country! buhari regime na scam Everybody is a thief including myself.

I actually knew this will happen, i saw over 20 buses loaded with armed thugs yesterday along ife road.
Olu Omo Loga boiz on rampage.

It is a bad sign when you have sex in the dream, there are two things involve.
firstly, some people might be stealing from you in the dream, like taking out of your glory.
secondly, it is possible you have spirit wife, and she is coming to have sex with you in the dream, all you need do is to meet a pastor for deliverance just to seperate the heaven's wife from you, without doing that you may not settle down in life.

Ojaa
baba ti je colorado, hin cum dey misyarn..

It was in 2018, when i wanted to beat a student and my right hand got dislocated, the nurses wanted to straighten my hand right back to normal and i started screaming.

the nurse was mad at me and said as big as you are, you are crying, and they all was laughing at me.

Picture da

Tinubu has taken his 542 roshy again, drug is affecting you.

Tinubu or doyin is never a better option for nigeria, if apc decided to give tinubu presidential ticket, what would happen to those aiming for igbo presidency, it simply means there will be division of power in apc.
is there no other party that could counter apc,pdp?

wwwihy:
Bola Tinubu is a leader that rescue others in danger and battered by enemies.

When Obasanjo and PDP humiliated Atiku Abubakar in 2007 , It was Bola Tinubu that rescued him, stood by him and gave him Presidential Ticket on the Platform of ACN.


When Obasanjo used Uba brothers to Kidnapped Gov. Ngige of Anambra State , destroyed Anambra Government House. It was Bola Tinubu that rescue Ngige, brush him up and gave him a platform to be a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.



God Bless Atiku Abubakar

God Bless Incoming President Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu


God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

When nigerians are complaining about bad governance during jonathan's regime, he also raise PMB to deliver us from the hand of oppressor, tinubu is part of nigeria's problem, i pray God should clear them off.
tinubu is never a better option

Agba awo

She was barren

God bless you burna this is superb i greet you

I dnt like big size but i prefer the A shape, it will be very easy to handle, na shit dey for the big bum bum, if she mess untop your penis then u are in trouble.
i stand with A.

I had love to throw this question to the whole house, looking at the way things are going nw, and with the alarming rate of sexual immorality.
when should a boy and a girl be friend? Is it after adolescent or before?

Bandit spokeman double tuale dont extend your mass kidnapping in sw, tank God we have brother sunday igboho