NewStats: 3,265,490 , 8,186,930 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 09:42 AM 1r151u

cutedidah:
some guys be like,,,baby lemme just enter, I won't move.
thunder fall on them

Any guy that says this is mad

Evaberry:
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why hasn't anyone noticed that these couple look too young couple with their cartoonish shirts. I mean you are getting married not going for a kids birthday party, couldn't your wife to be pick someone better .


op are you sure you are not a pedophile because this girl looks too young especially in pics 2 where she was looking like a dolled up Cindy although u look like baby too


oh I just saw your romance section comment
you are too broke to go after dem girls don't sugar coat the words. in my opinion it is only a fool that shys away from women because of finance
all girls want that ATM guy including this ur dolled up Cindy if she's not getting it from u know she's getting it from somewhere else.

Op you are just showing how jealous you are..
why can't u be happy about people's progress..
the couples are young and it is beautiful..
the guy must not pick an old cargo like you!

lebete3000:


And P.S a real player never gets played because he puts no emotions into it. It's just a game! As I've said, I'm only interested in getting sex and a child as from now. I want to be so vengeful that I won't even allow any woman bear my surname. They're not worth it. They're an insult to my name.

What are u even saying..
who did this to you
why will u judge females just because of what few of them did to you..
pls stop disgracing yourself on nairaland

Benita27:
Sex! Sex!! Sex!!!. Sex wasn't the only thing I pointed out. No girl would feel used if all she did with you was sex. They feel used 'cause you lied to them, and they bought your lies.

If you don't want to marry a girl, define your relationship with her and no one would feel used. Some of you use marriage as an excuse to milk some ladies dry, then dump them for another. To some, you pretend like you'd never cheat while they try their best to please you, just to find out they're dating "Dogs", why won't they feel used?.

Any girl that believes a guy that comes to her with marriage as the first topic is just killing herself..

ikechizoba:
I came from a staunch Catholic family, my dad is a knight, he has held many positions in various catholic association, right now he is down with partial stroke for the past nine years now.

In 2014, I got married to my Anglican husband with the full from my parents,but my daddy's only sister, who lives in the village,was strongly against it,she fought our kinsmen when they secretly anchored our first for the fear of being reported to the church, threatening to report to the parish priest, saying that Catholics are not allowed to marry non Catholics in our village,she went ahead and reported l and my parents to the church.

Due to my dads condition, they couldn't go, so i went alone but was shocked at what the priest told me, he made me choose between the two churches, making it clear that if i wed in Anglican, that I have chosen darkness over light.

To cut the long story short, I successfully got married but my aunt made her own family and our kindred not to attend my traditional marriage, it was rather attended by the non Catholics, and also the church made my parents not to attend my white wedding, that if they attend, that they will not bury them when they die. But now, even without attending my white wedding, the church still insists that they will not bury my parents if they die since they allowed me to marry an Anglican, except if they openly apologize to the whole church.

My question is apologize for what? Please am not trying to paint catholic black, I was a devoted catholic even till now, but this?? pls NL, I need the address to the head of catholic church in Nigeria,I need answer to this please question

Your village is archaic
Am a Catholic and my aunt got married to an Anglican without stress..

Dandiaz72:

I understand how u feel, i've been there, i'm sure she is seeing another guy. email me for more pieces of advice

How are u sure she is seeing another guy..
I don't know why u guys always think this way

taylor88:
u wan bury mama and papa alone?


I no dey even marry any woman wey d parents dey alive

team dead-inlaws

are u sure you are ok

Jidhey1:
Hello nairalanders... I want to share this issue that has been bothering me for almost a month now. I won't bore you with much talk and please ignore my grammatical blunders.

I have this young pretty and luscious damsel whom I love so much. We have been dating for a year and some months now. She just clocked 19years. Tho the journey has been kinda sweet and rough, we are still going strong. By God's grace she's the one I want to marry.

There is this revered father who is her friend and I am not too comfortable with it. He was the assistant priest in her church before he was transferred recently. This her revered father still chat with her everyday on whatsapp. They are so close that she shares everything about herself to him. Recently she told him that she's in a relationship but the revered father asked him why. The man is trying to virus my girl friend telling her to abstain from our relationship that she's too young. Sometimes he ask her if we have kissed, romance or if she have visit my house. He tells her all sort of rubbish I dunno. It's not as if I am suspecting the revered father but I don't just feel comfortable with the way he chat with my girlfriend.. I dunno if I should stop her from chatting with him...The whole thing is tiring. I need advise pls.. No insults pls...

He is just guiding the girl spiritually..
she is young and he expects her to keep a clean relationship and not a sexual one

ikp120:
Very easy!

Just pull off your clothes and them. Once you cùm, just wear your clothes and go home. Fvck her again for 30 days in a row. On the 31st day, ask her to give you blow jòb 3 times a day for 73 days in a row.

On the 74th day, tell her that you don't have feelings for her again, that you were trying to see if you would get the feelings back but you couldn't get it back. Hehehehehe

guy u wicked o

piroux:
Hi, i'v been in a state for the past couple of months and i am wondering if others have ever been through it.

I was a 20 year old in my final year and there was this wonderful guy who was crazy about me. He was nice, sweet, caring, selfless and Godly but.... at the time, i thought i was too young and wasnt ready for a serious relationship and he was.
He was a few years older, also in his final year and was very serious about me. I didnt want to be married too young to my first boyfriend so i lied to him about having another boyfriend which i didnt have. He was hurt but he let things be, i later confessed to him when we graduated but he didnt trust me anymore and i let things be. Years have ed and i have met cuter, richer, more intelligent guys but no one has cared about me as selflessly as he did. Now, i find myself thinking what if?
Who knows, i might not be happier or as fulfilled but a part of me wishes i had given him a chance, you know? So share your own stories....

There is this guy I met when I just finished pre science program before I just got into year one. I was 19 then and he was nice but I scared him away with my nagging.. I miss him now but I don't know how to get back to him..
Is like two years ago

magazineguy:
Different females of course find different things attractive but there are a few things besides the regulars such as height, lips and muscles that they secretly ire in a man. Some of which guys themselves don’t even think any one pays attention to. These things might seem freaky to some and extremely weird to others but it turns most females on nonetheless.

Veiny Arms

This shouldn’t come as a surprise because veiny forearms represent muscles and hard work. Women subconsciously search for a man who can protect and yes in this day and age where women are becoming more independent, there’s still a part of them that find strong men extremely attractive.

Unkempt Facial hair

The “I’m too tired to care” attitude that the unkempt beard portrays entices so many women. Be it a stubble or a full grown beard. Women find any form of facial hair extremely attractive.

The Happy Trail

This is the trail of hair that starts at just below the navel and goes all the way down…we know where it leads and we’re happy to follow.

Scars

Now almost every woman I know finds any type of scar unbelievably arousing. Scars are rugged, masculine, exciting and very hot.

Sweat

I’m talking about fresh sweat. Straight out of the gym sweat or sweat from doing any form of manual labour. Immediate sweat not the kind that’s been on you for a couple of hours or more. Sweat contains pheromones (scented sex hormones) that attract women and make them want to make you sweat more but for them this time.

Scent

Women also love men’s natural scent or any cologne that is particular to their man. That’s why we’re always taking their hoodies and shirts. If a guy goes to visit his girl and after he leaves her sheets smell like him she will literally sit there and smell it for as long as she can. Weird but true.

Butts

Everyone knows that guys love checking out women’s butts what people don’t know is that it works both ways. Ladies also love to see how good the pants fit guys. I mean what else are we meant to look at when they walk away?


source; http://tushmagazine.com.ng/7-features-women-find-attractive-men/

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lalasticala, mynd44, dominique

Good sense of humour and a nice scent

[quote author=listenersky post=58103114]
Wedding preparations already done. Hall booked, cloths bought, both families already preparing, what will people say? How will she move ahead if I leave her? [/quote
she would have thought of all this before sleeping with another man(a married man for that matter)
You want to settle with a lady who has the mind to sleep with another man after introduction has been done??

2shure:
Me i'm a grown ass niggi Cant be seen fuckin no single bich. Baby mamas oh pls. They pusi wide express Ud be doing 200 in her freeway Constantly wet Fuc
Any fuc dat has a kid outside wedlock Esp in naija Its either u get married to a widower Fuckin ugly ass divorced man and shitt Or u get married to your dads fuckin age mate. No sane niggi gonna get married to your ugly ass Once they see that kid They get pissed off Reminding them of the wreckless and sex shiit life u lived. Nobody wan carry over load

pls keep shut and stop making a fool of yourself

prinsam30:



I guess she was Olosho, she just proved my point

she is just an olosho and you are
You were silly enough to take a girl home the first day you met her..

prinsam30:

I met this lady on the 31st of May at my friend's birthday party and I noticed she wasn't with any guy, so I walked up to her to have a friendly conversation, which eventually ends up with a NO response, I know you guys are familiar with this trend of ladies saying NO which we all know is common with most girls in this part of the World.

But with much persistence, I was able to gathered some sweet scopes from my Arsenal, unleashed them on her and it couldn't take much time for her to say YES that same hour at that same point.

After the party, we left for my house, she was so drunk, I had to unclothed her, gave her a nice warm bath, arranged her in the bed, "I no go lie, she got an amazing body and my JohnThomas is not letting go either" but that night I couldn't get down with her because I love eating my prey when they are consciously aware of the environment they are.

As early as 5am, she started touching and holding me closed to herself but I pretended I wasn't aware of her touch, around 5.45am she tapped and asked me to take her home.

We got to her house exactly 6.15am, she begged me to wait for her while she prepared for work, at 7.30am, we left her house straight to her work place, along the way I can sense the way she was just staring at me, so she asked, how managed she woke up that morning without her clothes on I explained to her and I sworn I didn't touch her, she accepted my explanation and smiled away.

7.50am we were already at FCMB where she works, we could only waved goodbyes at each other and that was it.

In the afternoon of that day, she called to tell me that she will be coming to my place direct from office after closing hour, which she did and it was a crazy moment we shared together that day.

After that day, she has visited me frequently and everything was going on smoothly not until the day she invited me to her house to come say hello to her younger sister who came to her place for the weekend after her last lectures on Wednesday in school.

On that fateful day, I got to her house and for the first time seeing her younger sister, I was like damn, this is beauty made from heaven, with all the assets perfectly in place, "Omo see hips, I no fit shout" we quickly got acquainted and she was fond of me already.

One thing leads to another then I told my babe that I like her sister, I jokingly wished I had met her first but it was too late, you guys should have seen the reaction on my babe's face like she was going to devour me.

She got upset and started nagging, saying things like, "since na my sister u want now, Oya go dey friend her, I'm no longer interested in the relationship " all of these was said in front of her sister, guys can u imagine this childishness, I was even trying to explain to her that it was all a joke, could you believe that all my explanation fell into a deaf ears

She left me and her sister in the sitting room and went into her room, locked the door, no amount of begging wey I no beg this girl, she just dey vex, dey fume anyhow.

Ever since then I've been calling her phone but she refused picking up my calls, so today infact this evening been Friday 16th of June, I called and she didn't pick, then I decided to call her sister to confirm if her elder sister was around so I can come over, after the conversation, some seconds later, my babe called and started raining curses on me, that I'm foolish and shameless for trying to date her sister, I was like WTF, "where I go get this 10 century lady of a thing from" reasoning with her Anus instead of her brain, so I managed to send her this text msg......

"Pls try n grow up n stop behavin lik a 2yrs old girl, I was only tryin 2 settle d rift btw us, n u ar here acusin me of datin ur sister, ur d bigest IDIOT fool"

What should I do about this girl's case, should I hurt her the more using her younger sister or I should just forget about her and her stupidity

she hasn't replied my msg yet neither called

honest opinion pls

Op I don't know the adjective to use on you..
You told a girl that you prefer her younger sister right in front of her younger sister..
so you expect her to reply your messages after sending that terrible message to her

luckygirl93:
I have been in a relationship for 5months now and I'm stucked and need a way out.
Here comes the issue. My parents are intertribal and both want me to get married to a yoruba guy saying if u marry outside yoruba land be sure we won't attend. blah blah blah. maybe cos of my dad being yoruba I don't really know.
Recently I met my current guy he's from Akwaibom, I told my mum and siblings about it yesterday and they rejected saying God forbid to it not to talk of what my dad will say when he gets to hear this.
I love this guy and he loves me too. I av told him about my parents choice even b4 we started dating and his response was " my dear when we get to that bridge we will cross it by God's grace and all will be story".
I really don't know what to do. should I quit now that the relationship is still fresh?
I really need your advice Nairalanders.

what tribe is your mum

Lagban:
At 21, sex seems to be an herculean task to me due to my highly religious nature and my family background where decency is the order of the day. So far, I have no gf but my urge for sex is getting out of hand : I guess I am getting konjified. I am tired of self servicing daily Rape is sth I dislike, the only option left to satisfy my sexual desire for now is doing the needful with an "Olosho" putting the current handsomeness of my picket into consideration. Having a gf is stressful for someone like me and they are not even reliable no matter how u care for them. I have made up my mind to get laid before my 22nd birthday which will come up in few wks time. I will be visiting the olosho t close to where I school this Friday alone. I have an idea of how much it cost and for such, I will be protecting myself with a condom. It is my first time, I need you to share ur experience the 1st day u met an olosho

Op so u want someone to advise u on how to go and sleep with an olosho..
you must be in****

pls who knows if jamb has opened the portal for change of course..
For those who have done it,I want to know if they use thumb print because my brother who is in boarding school needs to change institution

Ruggedfitness:
Why not get rid of the pimples.. Apply the one and only fruit which is known to smoothen the face... Then take enough water for a fresh skin and then go on with your makeup..

This is the reason why many ladies grow older than their age and they claim that it is natural for a lady to get older very fast..

I remain Paul Samuel Fitness Doctor

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

which fruit is known for making the face smooth

gberra:
Who has time for a stupid sit at home bullsh!t. Not even the jews or the Armenians observes a lazy ass despicable sit at home rituals. Only the crack ass with pathetic low lives do such a thing.
On the other hand, Yorubas observe June 12 through engaging in intellectual activities such as symposiums & seminars. Not by locking up one's lazy ass in a room with a bowlful of akpu & ogbonna in the name of sobriety. Ode alakori.

- Burn Yourself

Just look at what you are doing to yourself.

luscioustrish:
I saw this just now and honestly I don't know what to say

Na by force to marry??

Nairalanders oya gbera memes go full this thread today

Lalasticlala please comman engage this girl o not every time snakes, abi u no wan marry too

Both the girl and the guy is mad..

ethene:

people replying u don't know who u are. As big and old as u are u still talk of bf, u should be in ur husband's house with ur first child in his/her final year in the university. What is ur problem? are u possess or something? don't u have anything meaningful to do at ur age? do u do these for jokes or what; pls be responsible for ur self and loved ones.

guy u wicked o
see as you finish this sister

I heard that change of course has being postponed till further notice.. please who knows about it.. someone should please answer me

missnawty:
Honestly if im pregnant I can't flaunt my bump on SM like dat oo.. Some pple no Dey fear sha. What if they ranju mo the baby. I am in the skul of thoughts that beliv in no sharing of baby bump till maybe after delivery.. Wicked pple full dis world Abeg.. I cannor comman Goan kill my baby Bcus of my foolishness . That's how my coursemate miscarriage her twin boys after sharing d scan on class whatsap group

that your course mate is crazy o
how can she share a scan to a class WhatsApp group where so many girls are not married and might be jealous

chukwukapromise:
Coming to the climax of Jamb utme examination, there are HIGH's and LOW's, Shattered Dream and Acheived Success, Hopefulness and Hopelessness......These are time where alternatives are sought for, Plan B is created, and lots of questions are asked.

No sooner will the change of course/institution form be out! Some jambites look unto this as their only HOPE of securing ission!.

Mistakes they say is "inevitable but can be corrected". here is the chance to correct your mistake!.

These moment are critical moment, and one must need ask a lot of questions!.

So this platform provide a means of question asking and answering. Feel free to post your questions and be sure to get answers from experts!

pls is it only in jamb offices that one can do change of course or can it be done in approved cyber cafe..
pls when is the change of course closing

How did this nonsense make front page

So this rubbish was pushed to front page

Stevecyes:
I nairalanders, i need a wise council from you guys. I have this girl am dating and i love her immensely and i presumably believe she love me to.
But she's always turning the corner and expect me to apologize to her even when she's the one that wronged and hurt me.
She's this egocentric type, hard to acknowledge that she's wrong footer.
I have tried to make our relationship work for good but she's not helping matters at all.
I don't have to go through all our past issues here but the recent one ensued that i called her and she did not picked the first call and when i called the second she did pick it but she was speaking incoherently to my understanding and there was lots of musical noise on the background, and i was forcing myself to hear her better but i couldn't. she soon dropped the call and i called back few minutes later like three more times but she didn't pick it.
So for days and weeks i was expecting a call from her but she called not, and it got a month plus; non of us called each other.
I have fed up with her act and i told myself i shouldn't call her until she calls even though at times, my heart feel tempted to place a call to her but my head said to me Steve, don't do that.
Sometimes later she messaged me on facebook and this is our conversations.


From her,
Good day, Steve because you called me the other I didn't pick that made you to feel relax after knowing I was sick?
No wahala i no die I dey alive.


From Me,
Listen Sylver,
I hv ed some things in life.
Don't play mediocre on my intellect, Am too farther from that trust me, I'm.
You re here now telling me u were sick when i called u theñ!
Truth be told,
1, U neva told me u were sick prior to the last time i called u dat u did not pick my calls.
2, U re now telling me u were sick back then, but the first call i gave u, when u picked it, there was a lot of music noise on the background and people's voice too, so how come someone who claim to be sick be sitting or going out on such gathering, function or a party.
3, When i called u again immediately after u first picked it and dropped it, u didn't pick it again on the subsequent ones.
4, OK, u said u missed my calls; isn't it? Why didn't u callback or equally flash back to me when u later saw those missed calls so as to prove to me that u didn't deliberately avoided my calls.
All this while, u didn't see a reason to communicate wit me, and now u re talking so as to make me the victim 'culprit' again. I won't be this time around.
If u really hv a soul, just forget making me a victim OK. In as much as i like and cherish u, i won't bow to your egocentric tendencies.
5, listen bae, i can vividly good, the previous time we had a little misunderstanding prior to your last birthday. We didn't talk, call, text or even chat to each other for over some good number of months. But immediately i saw your birthday is around, I didn't hesitate to text u and congratulate u on your birthday and equally call u even though we haven't spoken for months. That's what love, respect and homage is. No total hatred. When u your friend is having their special celebrative period, u call or perhaps text to congratulate them even though u guys may not be in tune.
After i congratulated u on your birthday, I called for a truce and i begged u for forgiveness and told u that we can't continue to be so low on each other even though i knw the fault wasn't from me. Which we eventually mended and we became in good tune again.
6, But these time around, I had my birthday last month and u cared-less to even to text me let alone to place a call to me to wish me happy birthday... Friends were calling and texting me and each time i gat one, i looked forward expecting it to be u but non came from u. TOO BAD. "U RE MEAN GIRL".
7, During our preview conflict, u were saying some bad words against the person of me cos I was trying to make u see reasons wt me and for us to call a truce. Words like, "U HATE ME WITH ION" I SHOULD STOP DISTURBING U" THAT U WILL BE THE LAST PERSON TO WANT ME BACK".and so on but i simply told u that I will not retaliate back on the same footing, cos i still respect & ire u even though we may hv our differences, and that i will be the last person to talk ill of u or cause u just because we re having a rough path. Just go back and check that particular chat history.
8, listen bae, psychology says When one feels he's deliberately being ignored, distant from hashed against or rejected, he get a bit traumatised, it's not just mental, it's physiological and it actually blocks your feelings a bit from that person because your brain doesn't allow you to resolve the problem,". When one is personally being distant from, it is a shock to your body and it stays in your body in the sympathetic nervous system," your brains re it, your heart re it.
there's a trigger mechanism and the heart flies up way over the bar. This is the sub-conscious brain in action, when the two hemispheres are not connecting.
"Whether it's a person, situation or event, your brain will be searching previous experiences - positive and negative - to make sure that you're safe. When it searches, it finds you were in this position before and ended up being ridiculed, embarrassed and humiliated, and thus tries to protect themselves..
When one is been withdrew from, that soul 've been traumatised - and you don't simply overcome that. It takes a long time to get over."
So i think there's a mental block, or an existing trauma at work that eventually stopped from calling back all this time cos i was a witness to it the first it happened between us...
U don't even care to try and mend bridges and resolve the issue cos to u, u think is men that hv to beg ladies and not vice versa even when the damn problem in question is from the lady....
Plz i think i hv said enough.
I'm tired of having a relationship that the two parties aren't both trying to make it a worthwhile phenomenon.


4rm her:-
See am not interested with all this ur stories
U said i didn't tell u I was sick ,I did not wish u well on Ur b'day, I was partying when u called me, I drop call on u.no problem I have accepted it all.
Case close.


4rm me:-
Very well then...
And very well closed.
Just take a look at u, too proud of yourself.
No remorse, nothing.
Gosh!!!
I neva knew u re dis mean.
As u said "case close".
I finally said, " VERY WELL CLOSED"... BYE.
Anyway, I wish u d bex in lif Good luck
I don't force myself on people, if your class is higher than mine, i change my school. I am not an option but a choice.


4rm her:-
Same wit me.
Good luck too.
I should be very proud of myself because i lack nothing.
Please stop disturbing me.
I will never in this earth ask u to accept me back.
I hate you with ion


4rm me:-
I will neva use because of the heats of the moment to lay despicable and bad utterances on who i once considered my great friend.
Hating me with ion is not a perfect channel to lay ones grievances on opinion.
Hate me as much as u can, but be rest assured that i hv never for once hated u since i knw u even up till dis moment that u re making me to hate ur attitude, i will not hate u but will eternally be fond of our good time together all through the year.
I will forever be proud of u and also be proud of our good time together.
U were once my Swthrt, and i knw u will always be in my hrt.
I don't hate u!
I neva hate!!
And i will neva hate u!!!
But if hating me is your best description of me now, and that equally make u happy....
Then continue to hate me with ion for the rest of your life But hear me loud, I WILL NEVER IN MY LIFE HATE U OR SAY ANY BAD THING AGAINST U...
GOOD LUCK TO YOU!!!
............................................................................
Now the advice i want from you guys is, should i still go ahead and apologize again even though there's no iota of remorse from her own part at all? Thanks

Oga run as fast as your leg can carry you because that girl is not a human being..
She doesn't even love you

irewoleola:
To be honest with you. Girls arent worth the stress abeg. She want to eat her cake and have it the same time.

As for me i will advice you invite her over for a dick appointment and make sure you dick her down well well. Like face down ass up kinda dicking down.

After that...get a new girlfriend then dont tell her about your new babe. Dont ask her to date you anymore but anytime she comes over...dick her down.

She want to play with you....you are a senior man...dont be her playtoy

So this is the advice u have for him.
will u be happy if someone treats your sister that way
The girl has done nothing to the guy so I see no reason why he should do that to the girl.

whitebeard:
How about your uncle's in-law (Lady)

people marry their sister-in-law (a sister to their blood brother's wife)..

second cousin is not that close??