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NotFarFrom: 1:09pm On Aug 30, 2019
Simplyleo:

Pls can you explain how the bolded is possible?

I mean, averagelly smooth vertical wall, not a rough surface inclined wall.
A black mamba is about 14feet long and can stand with 80% of its body length, hence it can easily scale a fence and even enter a roof. So that's how it climbs a wall.

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NotFarFrom: 4:59pm On Aug 28, 2019
People will be like "No be that girl wey dey open bress for internet"? grin grin

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NotFarFrom: 12:00pm On Aug 28, 2019
atoleybaba:
I guess it is true that once you start a poultry, there is every possibility of attracting various snakes....few weeks ago it was a cobra, now a python and unfortunately, it had swallowed 2 of our 5 turkeys and killed one of the turkey sitting on it egg
Please which state are you in? I need a cobra

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NotFarFrom: 3:44pm On Aug 27, 2019
stanleysani:
zaga DAT for Daddy??
Yes, daddy also said take it EAZI.
NotFarFrom: 8:45am On Aug 27, 2019
Codes151:
What app?
The App's name is HANGOUT!!

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NotFarFrom: 8:35am On Aug 27, 2019
friendlyadvice:
grin see boyfriend like cart pusher
And she was in the diary room saying that all the guys in the BBNaija house can not measure up to her bf. And I am looking at this picture like.........

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NotFarFrom: 10:28am On Aug 23, 2019
I agree with her. There are other means to correct a child and he will be remorseful.

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NotFarFrom: 1:19pm On Aug 22, 2019
NwaliE01:
Should they have used pick-up van?
Minding your own business is a full time employment.
No mind them.

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NotFarFrom: 2:35pm On Aug 19, 2019
iWasNotHere:
A waste of cum and 9month labor
My brother, I tell you. After all the suffer wey him mama suffer, him come drop this error. Chai. I wept!!

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NotFarFrom: 12:54pm On Aug 19, 2019
This is what Ebuka was talking about. Khafi has been overtaking by Gedoni that she has forgotten the rules and has also not looked intently at who Gedoni really might be. She might loose her job outside and she might not with the 60m. What if Gedoni dumps her for Venita? She will be unstable that she will leave the house. Is it a must that you must find a soulmate in BBN house? I cannot can!!
NotFarFrom: 9:11am On Aug 19, 2019
Rejoice9ja:
grin
Hara Kiri!!
NotFarFrom: 11:18am On Aug 16, 2019
Ronaldo24682:
I felt like sharing so others will learn, this might also create awareness as I feel a lot isn’t done to educate people about the insidious HIV.

I will try to be as brief as possible. Sometime this year I had a fling with a girl, I have always been careful as to use protection when I ever I have sex, unluckily for me my condom broke, I realized this immediately and pulled out, got a new condom and continued, wasn’t up to three weeks or so I fell ill, malaria like symptoms and all, during that same time I started having some hiv symptoms like.

Had to go for a test it came out negative, this was around week 4 or so. Despite this test I knew I was positive, I just had the feeling I was, the doctors and lab attendants were just playing it down, no disrespect but most lab scientists here have really poor knowledge on HIV test kits and all.
Your mental state might even make you develop the symptoms. You have to go to a [b]great [/b]hospital, conduct a series of tests and take the result as real.

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NotFarFrom: 4:40pm On Aug 14, 2019
MisterKings:
Burna Boy....You and this your mom. Shey You go marry so?.....

When your wife comes into play, you go create wahala between your wife and mama because na everything your mama talk you go dey do as 2 of una dey do everything together.

Be like say u need to change that ya name to Burna man.
And you go expect somebody to patronize you after all this your jealousy. Wetin Burna do you? Ozuo!!
NotFarFrom: 4:16pm On Aug 08, 2019
Gather here and cry for this Idiet

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NotFarFrom: 2:08pm On Aug 08, 2019
etrange:


Of course, it's always the woman's fault. undecided
Don't mind this crazy fellow... Ozuo.
NotFarFrom: 1:40pm On Aug 08, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Forced to be raped
Forced to it no rape
Na only u waka come?
No mind am.... Mr. Dakolo said that he married her a virgin, I come dey wonder how them take rape virgin, Now them don leave the pastor, now na Police them wan face.... Wetin these people dey find??

NotFarFrom: 1:10pm On Aug 08, 2019
oluwadabira111:
Nigeria jollof rice, senegal jollof rice, fvck them all
Lol. You are one crazy Effer
NotFarFrom: 1:54pm On Aug 07, 2019
vickayo:

BBNaija housemate, Esther was seen telling Mike how Nigerian guys are broke. Gistvic Reports.

Mike told Esther to try dating a Nigerian guy because they surely know how to treat a lady but Esther reacted saying "But They Are Broke".

IS THIS REALLY TRUE??

Watch Video:
Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/08/bbnaija-nigerian-guys-are-broke-esther.html
Is Nelson Not a Nigerian

Farm tool!
NotFarFrom: 3:26pm On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:
Small boobs big ass
Ma Nigga
NotFarFrom: 2:28pm On Jul 31, 2019
Jacob168:
Las las you go get sense
You sure? An Ozuo at her age will remain an Ozuo.
NotFarFrom: 2:22pm On Jul 31, 2019
PopeFlatino:
Hope say no be that my babe we invade UCL final shaa
It can't be!! If na her ehn, we need enter Russia go find that killer by ourselves.
NotFarFrom: 2:11pm On Jul 31, 2019
olaolulazio:
Rumours club own don give many people mind to start calling out their debtors o.

Meanwhile, what is Alex selling?
She sells P.U.N.A. or T.O.T.O.
NotFarFrom: 12:06pm On Jul 29, 2019
Newsloft:
grin lol dem no allow am Fvck grin grin


shocked
see Signature
You see Tacha as person wey Ebuka no go nack die?? The fact is she's a dumbo. Bimbo; in this case I am not referring the Yoruba name, I mean Bimbo in the sense that she is physically attractive but with an ugly brain. Q.E.D.
NotFarFrom: 12:58pm On Jul 25, 2019
Nobody go talk Edo Amaka now ooo!!!!
NotFarFrom: 11:51am On Jul 25, 2019
Flier:
That chinco car
God help you. Ozuo.

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NotFarFrom: 11:39am On Jul 25, 2019
bro4u:

To enjoy it well don't use Vaseline, use warm custard... You won't regret it
THIS IS A NEW LEVEL OF CRAZY DUDE.... You take time to warm custard, then jerk off on it??! Dude!!
NotFarFrom: 2:09pm On Jul 03, 2019
itsme01:
cool


Pretty Milf...


All ye Bigbrother antagonist, go and watch your Gay AFCON in peace and leave us to watch tacha and mercy bbnaija in peace na...


..

grin grin grin WEREY LOL.

Police need to help me arrest Tacha..... For causing disturbance in my tro.
NotFarFrom: 1:07pm On Jul 01, 2019
FlirtyKaren:
A driver was scared to death after a snake suddenly appeared on his moving car while traveling through Kansas City earlier in the week.

The driver flung it from the moving vehicle with his windshield wipers as his friend laughed and recorded video of the incident.

Twitter @KingCaedo posted the video showing the surprise of both the driver and enger before the snake is flicked off the vehicle's front window.

The video which has since gone viral on various social media platforms, have gotten mixed reactions with some s claiming it was animal cruelty for the driver to have flung the snake off the windshield.

Watch Video
https://lailasnews.com/video-driver-terrified-as-snake-suddenly-appears-on-his-moving-car/

So him for allow he snake bite am abi??
NotFarFrom: 10:03am On Jun 27, 2019
nrexzy:
When a HE-Goat pretends to be a GOAT just for pussy...
Things fall apart

Buh las las Messi mama need answer questions ooo
grin grin grin grin grin You get Mouth
NotFarFrom: 9:55am On Jun 24, 2019
ShitHead:
Wetin you want make them lock before? Horns?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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NotFarFrom: 9:55am On Jun 24, 2019
iamMoshood:
Greatest Of All Time. For Portugal, for England, for Spain, for Italy.

Left leg o, right leg o, head o, prick .

Abeg Like for Ronaldo, Share for Messi.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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