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NoahHadNoArk: 4:11am On May 13, 2023
Westerhoffe:
shocked
Like, who is there counting it for him?
I have so many questions, this will be the first one ☝️

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NoahHadNoArk: 3:49am On May 13, 2023
Ever8090:
The man is fascinated with old stuffs..... Nigeria hav one old stuff he will like, he should come and collect this one for free...


Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
NoahHadNoArk: 5:32pm On May 12, 2023
Guy Were you wash face Abeg

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NoahHadNoArk: 4:37pm On May 12, 2023
Deicide:
I hardly visit pornhub these days grin Just open Tiktok and you go see things. The funny thing is that these Social platforms are highly moderated but trust all this girls to still by it one way or another. After they would blame MEN for all their problems, When any small chance they get they wanna go naked.


Is it your naked😏

Shift Abeg, no come spoil joy for Vaseline crew
NoahHadNoArk: 11:36pm On May 10, 2023
Madonna Alumni

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NoahHadNoArk: 7:31pm On May 10, 2023
Nawttiboi007:
Maybe u can as well apply to be ur own lecturer then at least it will save you the stress! Spoilt brat

Senseless
NoahHadNoArk: 4:29pm On May 10, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
i am sure you knew the rules of having a phone in class...
Yes she did, but smashing that phone justifies nothing really.
Classic example of killing a fly with a sledgehammer.

Seizing the phone or walking her out of the class will do. Not smashing her phone.


Nigerian lecturers and their excesses sha

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NoahHadNoArk: 10:28am On May 07, 2023
See the kind of thread someone will wake up on a Sunday morning and create.

Tomorrow you say na Village people dey wori u



Dey play



People coming here to him and encourage laziness…..and abuse and punish hard work and brains.


Reflects the rot in our society today
NoahHadNoArk: 10:22am On May 07, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:


Really..?..

4.5 million for kidney? Usd or naira..

Are you thinking what I’m thinking ?!?😂
NoahHadNoArk: 9:05am On May 07, 2023
Someone explain to me how this heartlessness is funny or makes sense in any way to anyone.



She spends hours and burns her night candle studying very hard, while all you do is Search for girls on Tinder and badoo to quench your lust after clubbing and crawling out all night.

If you story is anything to go by, what you did is wrong and must be condemned immediately, flushing another man’s sweat into the trash can, hope you not flushing you own destiny too, I really hope. It’s a free world, she has the right to show you her scripts or assignments, made from her sweat, the same way you have the freedom to reveal or not the content of your smartphone. This little thing you did in the name of a prank will ruin a good lady’s chances of not attaining first class. And you think it’s funny? No b witchcraft b that?!


Let me believe this was just posted for clout otherwise find that lady, confess to her and seek her forgiveness, karma is real. Your life’s opportunities will slip by you for no just cause. Don’t be surprised if you not selected after interview, to work in that oil company or be the only one not to scale through that screening. This is how it starts. These things happen.

Abeg I dey Mass,


Later

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NoahHadNoArk: 7:57pm On May 06, 2023
squash47:
Talk true, your uncle is looking for Aboki that will help him to move drug or do organ business. Suya ko, Soka Ni.

Senseless




I’m in Abuja yet I’m craving Dog meat from Akwa Ibom state, Ibiono LGA to be precise.


Drugs and organ business is all you know and do that’s why you get itchy and edgy when someone wants to push you out of your own source of livelihood.

Repent

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NoahHadNoArk: 5:47pm On May 04, 2023
Like if you know this thread is moving to the promised land 😁

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NoahHadNoArk: 1:13pm On May 04, 2023
Congratulations to her



I resist all the urge in me to call her olos** 😩





My peace I leave you Abeg 🤣
NoahHadNoArk: 12:58pm On May 04, 2023
Another one bites the dust




The Debt that all men pay
NoahHadNoArk: 7:25pm On May 03, 2023
slimfit1:


She is public property


Uncalled for
NoahHadNoArk: 1:50am On May 03, 2023
You dey get mind to play draw……abi u see am for dream?!

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NoahHadNoArk: 9:12am On May 02, 2023
Change the screen, even tho the price will be close to getting a new tv, especially if it’s a Samsung




Ignore the nincompoops above me

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NoahHadNoArk: 4:39pm On Apr 29, 2023
No hanging…….it’s miles ahead of any device I ever used. Certainly worth the hype and noise..

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NoahHadNoArk: 4:09am On Apr 29, 2023
Nawttiboi007:
Vanity upon vanity


Some is vanity ?!

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NoahHadNoArk: 1:53am On Apr 29, 2023
Please correct me if I’m wrong


Op are you saying every single one of us are descendants of an incestous relationship?!?

And God will allow this?!?

Certainly they must be another explanation less shocking and disgusting pls😁
NoahHadNoArk: 1:31am On Apr 29, 2023
Turn the tables around…… how will she feel if she knows that the girls you have banged, their names will fill up a textbook cover to cover 🤣


But to answer your question, those guys in her past saw a sex mate and hole for their dïcks, you saw in her a wife, life partner and a home builder and that has worked so far for you, right?!

Glory to God


My friend who just married his long time girlfriend always tells me, marry a girl with the least body count.

This is to say the higher her body count, the more promiscuous she is, the less chances of her staying focused and building a home with you. My thoughts tho

Virginity is fast becoming a myth in our society today, forget it😂


My peace I leave you


NB


I dedicate this ftc to all those who voted APC into power and brought untold hardships to all Nigerians, May you be born a Nigerian again in your next life with PMB your president.

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NoahHadNoArk: 9:38pm On Apr 28, 2023
kettykings:

How many of the herdsmen that have raped and killed yoruba ladies have been brought to book.

Absolutely nothing has come out of owo bombing almost a year later



What exactly is your point?
This one should also be swept under the carpet so that others can continue ?!?
NoahHadNoArk: 8:25pm On Apr 28, 2023
BensonGodwin:
Hhxhxh

Thief!
NoahHadNoArk: 3:41pm On Apr 26, 2023
quincee88:
Obavoh, send the kids back to their parents asap. The food they're consuming in your house is already paining you. 2 extra mouths to feed, plus 4 other tiny little ones is just too much for you.

You are neither smart nor responsible, people who are, do not send infants to fetch them money from the street, at least not by hawking.

You are already feeding your little one with raw beans just so you cut cost, and also wearing her boys wear, again, to cut cost. These clothes you said were worn by your first baby. So just the first boy gets new clothing occasionally, others just wear after him. Tell me why 2 extra mouths wouldn't be a big deal. Plus your wife just dashed you #500 in her first day of business. Abeg, I'm tired of ing and having to type all your family brouhaha here. JUST SEND THEM BACK!




🤣🤣🤣

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NoahHadNoArk: 3:11pm On Apr 26, 2023
Foodqueen:
No age is a barrier in hawking.

Let your children start too.

If hawking is the reason why you think you are this responsible without sense, then........


Epic 🤣🤣🤣

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NoahHadNoArk: 11:52am On Apr 26, 2023
People still send kids to hawk?
while other kids are advancing in a tech age and world.


It’s poverty and laziness to send infants to make money for you.


Real foolishness

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NoahHadNoArk: 11:47am On Apr 26, 2023
Like if you drove down to check their names😁

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