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Worlds Best Simp


Thank Goodness for the Red pill movement.

Iyasaburi:
"Cum mu here, is that the girl?"

Are you seeing what am seeing?!

You good to go👍


It’s a yes from me😊

Alchemy528:
That's his own cup of tea,,,,
Did he know all sins that thing covers hm anyhow
He see it let him take it

You sound messed up



Where is your peace?!

Dear OP



Fact of the matter is, if any of these men you mentioned offers you good money, you will take your clothes off in a hurry and ask him to get it over with so you get paid and leave. His physical attributes “no concern me” according to you. “Na my money I dey hustle” is your mantra.


You know this, we know this too.


You created this counter thread just to console your selves after seeing the other thread about the kinda girls a guy should not nack no matter what. But in truth, everyone knows that most Nigerian girls lack morals and scruples. Offer her good money now and she will dance to your tune no matter your age, class or color.



My peace I leave you all

Another SIMPle story



Clear road Abeg 😏

Scammer

Why?!

Aboks:


So if you just them go just pay you, why don't you people read

Abi you get eye problems

Oga I’ve down all that was required yet the cash hasn’t been sent. It’s all a scam. I asked you if you got paid and you kept mute. Show us screenshot of successful payments. I placed order for withdrawal since Friday yet nothing. Don’t scam on this platform again

Aboks:
Disrespect ko
islam ni

abegi who get Nokia pin charger

Meanwhile check my advert for legit business


You refer 10 persons, complete 5 surveys and cash out real time no dull your self

Check my profile for more info

Scam


Didn’t pay me

jeromestarks:
Bianca na fresh kpekus.

Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin unless you want to train another man's child thinking it's yours.

This theory also has loopholes, we’ve seen good girls go bad after marriage. Virgin no mean say she no fit go outside collect prick. Keep calm

illicit:
He was sleeping

When u sleep, u can't go anywhere

Who sleeps for four days, you?!

chatinent:


I didn't get this. Kindly explain.

He had an out of body experience, astral travel🤣

So many ghosts not properly laid to rest…….

This country will never be at peace as a result

I hope the knife is okay

Rayban25:


It was a commander of Nigerian prison service that they dragged. A whole commander oo na him them bundle like common thief...they were fighting for who will take custody of emefiele.

Shameful.

That’s beyond shameful

Dem know say Emefiele na big fish so crumbs go fall out na why dem rush the man🤣

Rayban25:
Very shameful something.

Imagine CIA and FBI doing that nonsense

What’s exactly happened because it’s not clear to me


Was that emefiele being dragged like say na thief for market ?!

Burruchaga71:

Soon, very soon..

Dey play, just dey play

Eric Tope, Remedy Martins, see as you don cast yourself Ontop 20k kitten


Broda wey mumu🤣

otosa:
when what?

Who dey follow you talk😏

God when

Solsix:
See money,some of this footballers are richer than some countries

Why then do they get broke and file for bankruptcy after retirement?!

Zonefree:
Very soon una go ask the use of hole found in a woman's body.

Let’s ask our mommas

Start with yours
Drop s after 😂

These gender and their attention seeking antics

Faber:


I carry IconicR day break for 500 naira...so na her phone I take to nairaland...that's why she no dey online. I no bleep her sha, cos as she comot pant yesterday night, omo na so rotten fish odour come full my house...he pussy odour nearly choke me to death. But my God no dey sleep 😡

You just proved that she’s all thats on your mind. You live and breath her. Says a lot about you and your priorities.

Faber:
My own charger no dey there na is small Pin

I don sell my iphone and Android phone take chop😎

So na your eyeglass u use make comment abi