NewStats: 3,264,421 , 8,183,692 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 03:03 AM 3vw6f

This was the screen shot my friend sent me.

I swear.

Believe me,sleep is far from me.

I mean,he's supposed to take the sniper na shey? But he just text me... Like tf will i get money from?

I had to lie i have reached my transaction limit for today. I'm thinking of what I'll do next.

After saying by his grace,i thought he's sealed his mind to die. An hour later he texted me,mehn the thing weak me.

At this rate,i couldn't stop lying �. .. Even me was surprise of me lol

Scholarship for two semesters ?? Mehn i was on lying spree. Any thing to make him not drink that sniper.

At this rate,i saw it was beyond monetary issue,so i asked further.

I had to spring up stuffs,the asking for his number,bla bla bla... I just wanted to give him hope.

Now,my conversation with the dude.

More...

Hey guys,i was just on my mat when i received a text from a friend,telling me fenranmi,his friend was bout to commit suicide. At first i didn't bothered as every body get waytin dey worry am.


Until he updated his status.

idesylvester:
I was still a virgin when I left secondary school but I did it only ones


Let us be lying to each other

Epic loool

MrDickman:
Federal government college *********** Class of 1999

Her name was amaka. Amaka was really into me and we knew what we wanted. Boarding house stuff and our only opportunity was after night prep when everyone had gone back to the hostel. Then it went live in the classroom nder the cover of darkness. That pussy was the best I ever bleeped. Very tight , warm and goddam wet. Never knew there could be a pussy as good as that. We were almost caught but thank God we weren't. This went on three more occasions. One in the school farm, one in the classroom and another in the toilet. We bleeped like the world was gonna end the next day. I miss the good old days mehn. Amaka must definitely be married with kids now. [/b]Thanks for those wonderful years of great service[b].

Lol

TheFacelessMan:


I have better stories not on the FP

Abeg finish m

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Xinzu:



Let it sadden the hell out of you until you grow some sense. What tight schedule are you talking about please? An average student spends roughly 8 hours in school on a busy day, so what do you do with the remaining hours?? Does that "tight schedule" prevent you from selling sachet water or recharge cards? Does it stop you from selling boxer shorts? Does it stop you from being a data reseller?? SHUT the hell up and STOP being lazy.

I can even sense an undertone of arrogance in your words, little wonder why you took to begging unknown people on the internet because the people who know you must find you despicable enough not to give you money. Only God knows why you can't get money from anyone else who knows you, only God knows what kind of person you are but I will strictly advise you get a job instead of trying to fleece people with jobs off their money.

Any ways thank you for stopping by,do have a nice day.

Xinzu:
So you really think people will give you their hard-earned money? Why can't you put your hands to work instead of sitting in the comfort of your house with your smelly armpits demanding for money from people who work hard to get it. No food for lazy man!

With due respect sir,it is not mandatory to offer help.
I don't have a job cause of my tight schedule in school,believe me laziness is alien to me,it'd have been nice if you had ignored than this stuff you've written,it saddens me alot.

Mean while,help a nairalander out.

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Eid mubarak to our muslim brethens.

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Help a fellow nairalander.

Any help will be appreciated...

ugo4u:
I'm so much against bringing feminism into our armed forces, because most atimes these women are giving leverages during training if any woman must be in any special unit then it must be earned and what I mean by that is they should undergo the same strenuous activities as their male counterparts. America which is one of the bedrocks of feminism till date don't have a female in any if their seal teams. Sometimes last year the only woman who underwent training to the US seal team had to voluntarily withdraw because of the terrible exercises.

Loud it. Nigerians are hypocritical walai.
In Nigeria the same people hailing the military for bringing women closer to battle will be the first to castigate and throw morale wrenching cusses at the military if a female soldier is captured or executed by BHT.

Loud it,Nigerians are hypocritical i swear.

ugo4u:
I'm so much against bringing feminism into our armed forces, because most atimes these women are giving leverages during training if any woman must be in any special unit then it must be earned and what I mean by that is they should undergo the same strenuous activities as their male counterparts. America which is one of the bedrocks of feminism till date don't have a female in any if their seal teams. Sometimes last year the only woman who underwent training to the US seal team had to voluntarily withdraw because of the terrible exercises.

Loud it. Nigerians are hypocritical walai.
In Nigeria the same people hailing the military for bringing women closer to battle will be the first to castigate and throw morale wrenching cusses at the military if a female soldier is captured or executed by BHT.

R2bees:
Congrats bro... hope you did Crayfish give away that very day

Savagery

I have till now to 14of June. Any help will be appreciated.

emeijeh:
Lllllaaaaaaallllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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The guy on pink shorts should start practicing pole vault.
If you know, you know

You too get eye

EVarn:
And the NA procuring an aviation wing could also be interpreted as lack of confidence in the NAF's ability to provide timely air .

Coordination=zero

Lol,trouble in paradise

ziondaughter247:
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odehaj:
Shakara everywhere! Why not go after BH,Herdsmen &Kidnappers with your might? You dey school the form cult. F*ck you,f*ck your department, f*ck your faculty, f*ck whatever course you claim to be reading, f*ck yellow,f*ck your future wife, f*ck what you believe in,f*ck what ever your favorite food is.

No joy

Any help will be appreciated.@finalboss @mjbolt

Ryan03:
Lol, my brother, nor think am again. Merit dey, connection dey

Your opinion though.