NewStats: 3,259,170 , 8,169,287 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 05:55 AM 2s2e5e

Silly Nairalanders wishing for miltary takeover for Nigeria, as if we weren't down that dark road before.

seunmsg:
Crypto needs regulations. SECs all over the world should come together and issue a standard regulatory code to guide the industry. That’s the only way to significantly reduce crypto related scams.

But if that happens, it's no different from regular forex.

VickyELEFAN:


YOU ARE BLIND

Come on, I like girls with tiny eyes and huge noses....gimme your number.

BluntCrazeMan:


The error is from the ing to the internet.
It caused a glitch to the written names..
But left the photos in-tact.

Ah, "glitch". That ubiquitous word that explains so much wrong with Nigeria.

Why are 2 sets of people bearing the same name on the same page?

Edit: ok, the Trimms are likely related.

VickyELEFAN:


YOU ARE BLIND

You're not bad too.

Like your nose.

Are you game?

I'll treat you nice.

turmacs:
prostitute

Yep. And proud of it.

Yugoslavia247:
She is just 22. With so much exposure.

Anyways to all the people trusting on God before onwa December. I pray the dot to your success be connected.

Amen


I wish us all a great ember month ahead ahead.

Amen.

Football age. Ain't no way that woman is 22. She's at least 25.

turmacs:
Nonsense and incest

You're pretty.

I'll be the Cross to your Ilebaye

taylor88:
This is why I so much hate this forced marriage called Nigeria

Infact you can call me anything you like but deep down I want every region to have what they produce and remit 10% monthly to the federal government

Shebi they discovered oil in two northern states last year

Yoruba said they’ve oil in ondo Lagos and osun

There’s illegal gold mining currently in the north

So all region is settled

If them no gree like this then make we divide

I’m currently tired of this parasitic union

I can’t from an oil producing community and be suffering from oil prices

It's your brothers in your own region vandalizing pipelines and stealing oil.

ManirBK:
Na that 30k and 10 cows from Zulum motivate them

Sometimes they get automatic employment, especially the medical corps .

Funny enough Maiduguri (the state capital) is one of the safest cities in Nigeria.

The same zungeru and shiroro overtaken by terrorists?

sofeo:
Nice one.
Gamer Putin

Imagine the man the west is playing game with.

But the West, under Joe Biden obviously lack tactics, I trust Trump to finish the job in no time.

Putin had obviously saw Joe Biden's Charisma as weak, right from when he came into white house before making up his mind to invade Ukraine.

There we also go with BRICS expanding under his watch, China gaining power and Saudi Arabia calling bluff of a whole USA, the Fed. Reserve doing what they like with interest rates, bringing the world economy into stagnation

We need real men as leaders plz, not pussies.

Only a pussy would be thwarted by a comedian next door despite almost 2 years of the invasion.

Your putrid couldn't defeat lowly Ukraine yet you consider him some sort of hard dude.

TajuDEENaMao:
With this alone Tinubu is a goner. The supreme court of Nigeria will have no choice than sacking him from office.

Lols. As long as Adeleke got away with it so will balablu.

J3susFr3ak:


A word is enough for the wise....but you have proven not to be one. Some clowns heed warnings and change course. Conceited fools push on and get to accompany Satan in the bottomless pit. He enjoyed the murders, thefts and lies too....just like all your kind.

have repeated my warnings to you to REPENT and accept Jesus Christ into your life before it is too late several times now...I suppose you're more of a stubborn goat willing to plunge into the never ending fires of Hades.

Your cries for eternity will be music for the venom infested demons there straining for comic relief from your eternal lamenting performance.

Your only hope of escape is accepting Jesus Christ TODAY as your Lord and savior and forsaking the miserable life of a petty murderer and terrorist anchor.

Good luck.

Wow that's unlucky for you.

Well i hope you get better/recover your items/get another job/your dog returns home/your sister finds god.....

Look, I didn't read but I'm sure you'll be fine.

J3susFr3ak:


Eternity is a never ending long time (with no hope...no end...forever doomed!) ...to live in bitter regret for trusting a lie and romancing murderers. You have been warned!

You're still at this, you jobless clown?

🤡

J3susFr3ak:


And you think your own pretentious hogwash is any different? Whether by economic brigands or deluded ideology like the fake Islamic faith...a terrorist is a terrorist! A thief remains a thief! Your nonsensical trying to be "posh" excuse does not relieve you of the fact that you are a plain stupid murderer for some delusion from whatever Mecca hell-hole you like to whip yourself to a frenzy to!!

And you too...a beneficiary of the so called "education" and resources the oil wealth from the Christian parts of Nigeria has blessed you with...you also sound like a terrorist too. Yeah...even terror sympathizers in the office or lawyering in courts are no different from those drug addicted sewer rats in the bush impregnating their cows.

Jesus still wants you to repent. Reject this plea...or perish for eternity. Your decision.

Oops, triggered!

It seems you were waiting for someone to push your buttons so you'd unleash all the poverty-induced anger and self-disappointment crushing you.

Seriously I didn't bother reading all the nonsense above, but clearly you're jobless enough to waste time typing it....

All I'll say is, I'm sorry that happened to you and I hope things get better for you.

ManirBK:
what's US business with another man's dead body who's not a US
citizen.. US should give peace a chance biko. Biden US is so
annoying. There internal security threat is at its high side yet he
nosedives into another people's affair without being call to haba

What's YOUR business with another country's foreign policy business about a different country's internal business involving an international mercenary involved in another country's business?

TemplarLandry:
Gazzah.

A terrorist is a terrorist, what type of embellishment is “bandits”?

This is nauseating.

I diss Nigerian journalists with “Jaga Jaga” by Eedris Abdulkareem. Great jam!.

The time it took you to write your opinionated hogwash would've been best served researching the difference between economic brigands called bandits, and ideologically-driven gunmen known as terrorists.

Just because the outcome of their violence is similar doesn't make their purposes the same.

Then again, nairalanders are known for superlative arrogance of ignorance.

As mentioned earlier, some meters from a certain vendor malfunction when upgraded to the new STS6 standard. The only rectification is firmware reload, which is what they're trying to do.

These stupid customers can either hang on to their doomed meters, or act sensibly and have the obvious manufacturing defect rectified.

Correct05:
Then why is thousands of ibedc meters not accepting token after upgrading.

Perhaps firmware issues. I've seen this with some specific meter manufacturers.

For the negative commenters, this is nothing to do with NERC. It's a universal problem that affects 70m meters globally.

It's a feature of STS meters wherein the counter which sets individual token IDs will exhaust all possible permutations of its 24-bit by November 2024 and will thus reset the stack to zero. When that happens, all tokens generated on the legacy STS standard will be invalid.

The legacy counter started counting in 1993 and this known as the Base Date with Key Revision Number 1 (KRN1)

Updating your meter will start a new counter set at 2014 to expire at 2045, as the new Base Date with KRN 2.

You only need to key in 2 sets of 20 digit tokens called Key Change Tokens to upgrade your meter. It takes a few seconds only.

Ibrahimlagosian:
Hi guys,i'm an 18 year old medical student,
I'm about to get a car for myself but i fell in love with these two cars;a 2017 honda accord coupe and a 2015 honda crosstour.
From your experience which car do you think will serve me best in the university.My budget is 4.5 million.

I've the coupe (mine's white).

Very nice and attractive. Has better seats than the sedan or crossover.

The crosstour, however, is very agricultural and boring. Unless you've a single car and need something to haul family around, go for the coupe.

successmatters:
This prophet profiteer is harassing and tormenting the judiciary

He should be picked up and locked up fast.

There.

CursedOsuPigs:


That name Jesus was unknown to the early Christians. It's a fabrication of the West.

The word Jesus is a corruption of Yeshua by oyinbo people.

Do your research mumu

If you want to be pedantic, then know that the name is actually Yehoshua, from Yahosua. Yeshua is a shortened variant.

It was hellenized to iesous, then romanticized to ISVS, then englishified to Jesus, and Arabicfied to Isa.

So really, no matter what you call him in whatever language, it's still the same person.

What matters most is the historical vs theological identity of Jesus.

Reno forgot to tell the lost sheep (or goats, actually) that Mary has a whole chapter in the Quraan dedicated to her and named after her: Suratul Maryam.

Mary is not such honored in the New Testament.

waynetee:
Issa is used by Muslims, while Jesus is used by Christians. Thats the difference.
Nigeria Muslims will never name their mosque Jesus , they will rather name it Issa

Maryam is used by Muslims and Mary by Christians. That's the difference. Nigerian Christians (especially southerners) will never name their daughters Maryam, rather they will name them Mary.

jacobs2015:
Not until these residents reason genuinely with their senses and ask their leaders some intelligent questions, they'll keep attributing this wide fire of a thing to a natural disaster.

A wide fire melting alloy rims of cars on the road in the US, yet the road made of asphalt remains untouched. The trees remain as calm as they could, yet they keep telling them it's as a result of dry wind and fuel present in the cars.

FYI, Russia has the highest number of trees in the world. Brazil has a higher number of trees than the US. Why is this wild fire prevalent in the US, Canada and sometimes in Australia? Is dry forest and woods not present in Africa? Why is there no record of such? Why only in America?

Aluminum has a melting point of over 600°C, bitumen is approx 550°C while asphalt max is approx 400°C. Yet, the so called wildfire is melting aluminum and even its alloy but can't melt asphalt/bitumen.

Anyways, the bigger the head, the bigger the ache. Let the weapon testing continue at the expense of the gullibles.

By the time this becomes a success, nuclear weapons will become outdated.

I hope you're holding your tinfoil hat tightly on

moshoodn:

How much?

Sold already

Botragelad:
Well, well, well, looks like the Niger military coupist have taken over the gaff and kicked out the old president. They reckon they can sort out the terrorist activities that are plaguing the country, but I doubt it. They're just a bunch of power-hungry tossers who don't give a monkey's about the people.

Now they've got sanctions from almost all corners, and they're in a right pickle. How are they going to develop the country and eliminate terrorism when they can't even get their hands on some dosh? They're going to have to beg, borrow, or sell their souls to some dodgy dealers. I don't see them lasting long in charge.They've bitten off more than they can chew, and they're going to choke on it.

Lols you sound like an East Ender.

RemoveEbola:


RPG's, Surface to air missiles and surface to surface missiles is available and can be do serious damage. You think Niger is Sao Tome and Principe? We are talking about a large desert country here!

RPGs, air to surface missiles, drones, rockets, artillery, tanks, gunships, and surface to surface missiles are available and can do serious damage.

Yankee101:
But still dressed as a woman
Only the Lord knows how much insult that man took till he died because of his son

Daughter