NewStats: 3,264,471 , 8,183,818 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 08:46 AM 3h6z1d

its a pity no one suggested 'pregnance test' earlier! all this talk about weight loss! hmmm

I love a guy with pot belle, first off they are funny, generous and smart and I also have something round to play with, lol! whereas a lean guy is always selfish, mean and rude, he always shares mirro and takes to long in the bathroom. so pls if you have pot belle, rejoice and be glad cos we girls trust and love you!

Hmmmm,,,, Interestings,

Dear Nairalanders

Its amazing how people respond to questions and/or opinions of others, actually it's embarrassing! I thought the site was for people to get to know more about Nigeria, it's politics, religion, education, career etc.

I was introduced to nairaland by a colleague when i wanted to my new business and I was impressed and grateful by the information supplied by well meaning nairalanders. It was so good and helpful that I told my family and friends to check out the site.

It is educative, informative and in most part funny. Then the personal vandetta / bashing come in, outright and direct insults, abuses, swearing, negative comments, name calling, thieves even thought it was ok to deceive and scam innocent people of their hard earned cash by falsifying information on most threads.

This site is suppose to be a place where you can get free and genuine information before spending your hard earned money, now everyone wants some sort of compensation before ing on information. I know, i know you paid for it, you say. Why not use the normal medium to yourself then bill your client appropriately. Why use a free site to then ask for a fee. Be sensible!

Share the love, most people will only supply helpful tips, if you give something back in return!

All this negative press has got to STOP! If you have nothing constructive, informative or educative to say, then please SHUT UP!

You would be surprise to know that not all nairalanders are nigerians. Imagine the bad name you're giving to my country.

Let's be reasonable in our responses, then maybe you too will learn something useful.

Thank you.

na bread? Lol!

"wooing is now a thing of the past" says someone

Dear Nigerian Guys

Well these days, boys are now very very lazy! they want everything to come to them effortlessly.
they want the girl to be very attractive, educated, a little rich would be an added bonus.

SHAME ON YOU, BOYS!

You want all but have nothing to offer, and you wonder why females are selective.
You spend more time nagging and complaining.
if she not pretty enough or a working class or educated, you write her off.
We work hard to maintain our status and you want to come in and reap from where you did not sow.

Nowadays, you don't woo her, you just pretend to be her friend, get close to her, then maybe a little stolen kiss here, there and voila! she's your babe.
she works hard, only for you to spend her money (sometimes on other girls), if she gives, you complain, if she doesn't, you still complain.
Complain! Complain!! Complain!!!

If she complains you say she's a lesbian or something
you want her to behave more like a 'woman' soft and cuddly but you expert her to work for you, clean after you, even cuddle you.
while you sit at large doing what you know how to do best, nothing!

Shame on you all.

from all women of substance.

if you're located in lagos then walk into any GAMES, SHOPRIGHT, PARK'N'SHOP or better still go to any big local market like say oshodi, yaba etc and ask for directions. chao!

[color=#000099][/color] hmmm, i see

so, you rather let good things you by b/cos you've been hurt by the bad.
hmmm, interesting, very interesting.

you poor tormented soul!
let it go, let your bad past go, make peace with it.
What doen't kill you only makes you better and stronger.

There is a part-time job oportunity for attractive male or female

Criteria for the Females / Males

1. Ages 18 - 25 / 18 - above
2. Height (minimum) 5ft 7in - above / 5ft 8in - above
3. Clear/Clean Skin (any color),
4. Bikini Legs, Sexy looks.

Confidence, bold and ready to work? then this is for you.

serious parties should send their info to [email protected] or
your photo (1) to Flushface Online wall on facebook, tag it and add your info
you will be ed for further instructions.

only interested candidates should follow the above instructions. thank you.
for more enquire reply this tread.

@omogenaija, it hurts me when people like you presume that everything in my country is a scam.
you're making the rest of the people that still loves this country and are trying to fix it, look bad.
if you hate my country (NIGERIA) so much, then leave and go elsewhere or better still SHUT THE F+U+C+K UP!

you're all talking about the so called awards & gifts given to the nominees.

how about the guests?

from what i learned, they all got a slap on the wrist with some cheap
plastic wrist band and nothing! i mean not even a glass of water!
talkless of food or drinks. don't get me wrong, the drink available were for SALE!
imagine a VIP ticket of 20,000 getting absolutely NOTHING!

how about starting the events very, very, i mean very late. forcing people to look
for accomodation alternative instead of driving home.

no apology! just business as usual

i also learned that some of the guests ed the night at the eko hotel lobby
only to be chased out by security at 5am! lol

oh and no host for the show how about that? just random select.

it was pathetic!
it was an economic disaster!
it was totally unplanned!

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seun please, can you delete this post. i would really appreciate it. thanks.

the post is an old one, the interview and come and gone.
na wa for you too!

i know this topic was posted last year and you must have found a solution
to the problem by now but i just have to say this:

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING GAL! falling in love is not a child's play.

He must have been giving you negative signals all day first day you meet him,
Talks about his ex all day-long or something.

am sure you must have bribed him with sex for you to fall so hard for him.

You knew he was grieving but you thought you could make him fall for you but you thought wrong.

the most important thing that you must know is not to date anyone for the next 1 year.
give yourself a break (man-free) ask yourself what you want in a man and go get it.

don't compromise! don't improvise!! don't take shit!!!

thanks omolulu

guys, guys, cool down as a female i would say kissing is liked by both sexes but, there is a but

women don't enjoy kissing guys much becos, lets be frank guys, your breath sinks, most guys anyway,
you don't bother to clean up, you get put on anything and expect her to fall all over you, disgusting,

you should really take your time to check your breath, your smell and overall appearance that is if you want to get lucky, with the lady.

we love clean guys that also smells nice

personnally, with the right tongue and in the right mood, am in cloud nine, purring and turning any red blooded male on.

I enjoy a good kiss. I even prefer being kissed thoroughly than the alternative, use your imagination.

THANK you for your interest seun (father of this website).

i posted the content below about 13 days ago
for those that didn't see the newspaper advert
now am posting the response for those that are
interested and those that didn't get a reply.

am I not a nice nairalander?


are you a team player? multi-skilled? innovative? creative?
if you're interested then you should apply for one of these
positions

website developer / website designers
editors / animators / graphics illustrators
marketing and sales executives
production crew
camera crew
receptionist / secretary / Personnel Assistants etc

send your CV with stating your position to [email protected]


just trying to help,

INVITATION LETTER


Dear Nairalanders


There is an interview going on, read below if you're interested

You should come along with an impressive COVER LETTER stating the position you’re applying for, an up-to-date CURRICULUM VITAE, photocopies of your CREDENTIALS with two current PORT PHOTOGRAPHS taken on white background .

Venue: Gondola Hall On Raymond Street,

Opposite Yaba Baptist Church,

Off Commercial Avenue,

Sabo, Yaba, Lagos.

Date: 7th of May 2010 (Friday)

Time: At 10:00 am prompt



Please note that submitted documents will not be returned, keep the original credentials safe. The requirements mentioned above should be in a big brown envelope.

(Do not fold the documents)

We wish you the best of luck.

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i love dagaro (m) story about the little boy and his father's new truck, its inspiring

timmy, its easy for people to give you sound advice when the said things are not happening to them,

they are all assuming youth as the cause of this resentment but my elder brother is NOT a kid. he beats up my dad, slaps my mum, fights me, my younger brother and my sisters as if we are the enemy. and most terrifying, he uses any weapon he can lay is hands on. knife, scissors, glass cups, chairs, bottles you name it,
i always wake up with fear at any slight noise.

now tell me; what could be the cause of such malicious anger/rage?

the thing is I also hated my parents until i almost died. i FORGAVE them and they've not yet CHANGED!!!

can designers in the house pls tell me where i can get locally made fabrics and tailoring equipments? pls give names, addresses and telephone numbers if possible. your input will be appreciated thanks

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this forum brought back many memories for me,  i can't share them all but there's one in particular:

my grandmum (a fierce dragon lady though she's late now) warned all her grandkids never to chew gum,  but i love gum esp. the part where you create big bubbles and make lots of noise. anyway one unfortunate evening (one week to christmas!) i was chewing and blowing and making a lot of noise with my gum.

suddenly! my cousin dashed into the compound and screamed 'mama is here mama is here'. i panicked and buried my gum in my hair!

my grandmum went straight to the kitchen, i thought it was now safe to resume my gum chewing,  lo and behold the gum was stuck to my hair!

my sisters and cousins started laughing at me cos the gum was pulling out my hair and it was very painful. the annoying part of it is that she us on her way to the kitchen and didn't even look at me!

my mum had to scrape my hair (bald) with blade and comb. That christmas (its also my birthday) i wasn't happy cos my sisters got to wear ribbons on their hair and i looked ridiculous,  in my bald head!

use max 9 dvd. go to the cd folder. select sample folder and tutorial folder. copy both and paste on your hard drive. voila! instant material. or create your own material. it better that way. unique. thanks

blacknite, i agree with my bro way say shine your eyes,  you think say e easy to hold 3m for hand,  interest of 70% my foot,  am setting up my a,  naija one man biz dey rise and fall like fly. put the money inside bank for now, make that one dey yield small interest,  then think, do research,  ask  more questions,  idea go come bro,  takia

someone should sue him to court for making our job lives miserably