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u guyz shud just cool ur temper,cause i cant help it i have 2 post diz joke.
True Confession
By Akpos I was a Candidate at
a JAMB
Examination.
We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the
ones i knew and was waiting for
manner to fall from
Heaven when i noticed a very
beautiful girl sitting beside me.
She was
shading and was not looking up.
Through the help of
my long neck, i peeped and checked her work,
she was on number 65, i was
still on number
21 and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started
shading along with her.
We got to number
98 together, suddenly, she
looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone,
What are it? Why is you dey
copying me?
Copys! copys!
You is
not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys!
You are a disgrace to your
manhood.
Na so i shout; heeeey!
heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished yay, who has eraser
eeeehhhh!!!!!!! ! Bad Market.....
Hit Like If You Understand.

GoGod: Alingo@patience,tnx, OMG! i jes dy drim say i wan buy 1 jawonlaya shoe wey i go wear 4 freshers 9t na dat tym ma dad cm wake me up dy tel me 2 fink am wel. Anyway i dn spot dat shop 4 insyd ma drim, imediately i cm bk 4rm ibadan na dat shop i go dy luk 4 o.

lolz

Anonydammy: Am jussss so hapi..coz it done and dusted....am livn lagisidi 2 akungba nxtwk...i b'iv am already td...yes ooooooo..buzi ted..willyjame@[email protected] u find ur ppapa goat oo..and call ur step sista follow body...

wao datz great congrat

mykh01: oluwa is involved aaua must obey.

oluwa is involved aaua must obey.

patience an genuine news,me don accept ma faith i no rely on any info again o.more jokes 2 com kip smiling ma people

[color=#000099][/color]i have 2 post diz
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh,
that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman moves to the
rear of the bus and
sits down, fuming. She says to Akpos who was next to her in the
bus, "the driver just insulted me." Akpos says "You go up there and give that stupid driver a big
slap. Go on madam, I'll help you hold your monkey."

Janoluyemi: Oluwacolded where u av bin? i can see ur viewing dz topic oya talk na

yeah where is oluwacoded.itz been long he posted here

Taytee1: hmmmm,sensational love is goin on.. in dis thread hmmm i pray make una dream come to fulfilment!

u wan dey form born again,if i hear (olamide ryhmes)

guyz aw we u feel seeing everyone on our matriculation date,men dat will be 1 of my best date on earth am happy diz tread has come 2 existence.i wanna meet diz wonderfull people in person.GREATEST AAUAite

Anonydammy: Meehn dis thread don go far ooooo..frm page one...we don enta page83....kudos 2 u guy&babe..by God grace..we shall r met in skul..IJN

yeah we have really don well.am just praying we shud all meet @ aaua 2 continue our friendship datz ma prayer.

PatienceAl: [color=#990000][/color]
GENUINE NEWS**....D SYT Z GONA B UPD8D ON D 4TH OF FEB.....**BOTH D LIST ND SCREENING GUIDELINES** SCREENING 'D COMMENCE A DAY AFTA.....FRESHERS RESUME ON D 11TH......SKUL RESUMES ON D 18TH........**TAKE IT OR LIV IT BUH DZ Z D FACT**.....ITZ YA 1 ND ONLY OMO VC....PRECIOUS...ADD ME ON 2GO...ALKA615....WISHING Y'ALL GUDLUCK.....xpecially masef, samawesome, 5age, GoGod....etc....luv u all....

ANOTHER GENUINE INFO AGAIN O.LETZ KEEP HOPING

Sheybor: wat is even happenin gan gan sef...dis delay don dey cos serious comotion 4me @home..May God help us all sha

girl no be only you.the annoying part is d fee datz not yet out

@damsel make sacrifices naw,even if itz ur sku fee use it for transport itz for our own gud o.diz people dey take us for granted.if we protest dem go answer us quick quick.invite people also we need crowd like dat of subsidy protest.dey must hear am.aluta continua victoria as starta

guyz d way tinz is going,e b like say na protest go end am o.if dier is no show by sunday make all of us go skul on monday make we go protest.itz been long we read our books o.how did dey want us 2 cope.aluta continua
victoria as starta

y r diz people doing like diz naw,my fwends in unilorin will start dier second semester feb 18.and am still yet 2 matriculate ha oga oo.person wey take jamb diz year self na desame level we go dey

PatienceAl: AAUA lies too much jor....dem even wan turn me 2 LIAR bou d infos...2 prove 2 u guys dah i wah int lying:...@ittd stdnts:...dey askd u guyz 2 chk bak on d 30th of Jan..yet nofin 2 show 4 it.....AAUA is jex too disorganized....well UNAD don giv me ission sha...but d fee too much...so i gahz wait 4 dis slow AAUA oo....make dem quik sha b4 evribody finish salary ooo....ayam dedicating diz hiss 2 AAUA : #mtcheeeeeeeeew#....some skuls don finish 1st semester sef....ma name 4 area now na .....*till next week*.....cos evribody dey ask me..'havnt u gon 2 skul?....wetin i go tawk....til nxt week nooni....i don get name 4 area cos of dis skul.....GOD GO MAKE US BIGGER SHA....make i call ma in-house guy jawe...**..... Itz ya one nd only OMO VC....PRECIOUS nooooni... *winks*....later finz

tru talk

letz keep hoping,am already going 2 sku sha.me don resume b4 dey resume me. I can kip telling people next week jawe

2mao tinz on ma mind.miss u janoluyemi

Damselnoni: abi am the omo VC,see me see gbege ooooo,dis Guy won steal my papa oooooo

hahaha wahala dey o

djbaju: no worry God go make you bigger your ission is certain in Jesus name and God go grant us all our heart desires towards Akungba

amen looking forward 2 c u guyz

@taytee if u av ur original result u dont need d statement of result again.

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wots ur source

see akpors again o.
Teacher Wants to Test Akpors' IQ .... Teacher: Akpors, what is a Period? Akpör: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very
dangerous. Teacher: Why Akpors? Akpörs: because when my sister said that she didn’t see her period
for 5months, my mum fainted, my dad got a heart attack and our
driver ran away…. So I don’t think Period is a good thing. Do You agree with Akpors or Do You Think Its A Good Thing?

Damselnoni:
feb 32nd

Damselnoni:
feb 32nd

hahahaHa feb 32nd haba..

guyz abeg i want u 2 help me with a perfect answer for diz question.
q:Wen r u guyz resuming?
Options,(a)feb 4 (b)feb 10(c)feb 19.
Urgent answers plzz....

guyz abeg i want u 2 help me with a perfect answer for diz question.
q:Wen r u guyz resuming?
Options,(a)feb 4 (b)feb 10(c)feb 19.
Urgent answers plzz..

Sheybor:

dis ur rulin tinz nawa o....anywaiz am in nid f accomodatn 2 so if u gt
extra holla me

guy am just kidding ni o.abi mummy boi o.i no get liver o.na 1 rum i nid oo.u can add me on 2go xo we go talk wella am (damool)

i need accomodation o. I will b jetting down 2 aaua on monday.i wan pack sum of ma guds 2 sku and i wan go get a befitting palace 4 myself.we r gonna rule dier @ d university of d first century.greatest aauaite??
GREAT.victory @last glory b 2 almighty GOD....