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muppet: 9:01am On Dec 04, 2013
Pls this your phone number is always indicating NOT AVAILABLE, does the number trully exists, are you guys for real. Please if you are kindly provide a corect detail ok? Thank you!
muppet: 5:19pm On Jun 23, 2009
thanks this is a nice write up
muppet: 2:24pm On Jun 19, 2009
my people abeg wetin concern job seekers with OTHER PEOPLE'S LASTWORDS ?
abi na part of interview question?
muppet: 8:15pm On Jun 11, 2009
pls can sumone gatecrash
muppet: 11:20am On Apr 17, 2009
think abt dis .dan foster has been in nigeria for more than 5 yrs now.really i sud ave tot that by now he sud ave legalized his work permit by now! or had some kind of contract to prevent any employer from coming back to hunt him no matter the beef. by the way hes married now to a nigerian!! he should have some kind of permit at least for stayn in nigeria even dou temporarily. however i dnt want 2 belive that coolfm is behind it but 1 thing we sud understand is that no employee no matter how holy, wod like his staff to live the way dan foster did . but den again life must go on.
its a pity dou.   embarassed
muppet: 11:18am On Apr 16, 2009
bank olemoh =favourite for HOT AMALA WITH EWEDU + GBEGIRI HMMM YUMMMY
ghana high = correct agoyin beans, fried rice salad , you go bite your tougue
white house= iv never been there pls where is its located
muppet: 11:08am On Apr 16, 2009
YES i've tried mixing milo+coffee+lipton tea=yummy
coupled with an entire day of serious tummy upset/watery stools
infact i ended up not going to the office on this faithful day and i missed an important official appointment
lol
i guess i learnt in a big way grin
muppet: 10:30am On Apr 16, 2009
LETTER TO BABA BABY
My dear baba baby
i just gat d NEWS
eh CONGRATS OOO
so u've finally gotten d result of your foolish carelessness hmmmm
u & your friend share same girl (fun)
u & your friend share same dick (weirdo)
u & your friend scored same day/time (bravo)
u & your friend now newest daddy(ies) (congrats)
u & your friend share buying baby (ies) things (less expense/burden)
God help you both if the girl delivers more than ONE BABY (double celebration enough rice 4 visitors)
dude im soooooooooo happy for this goodnews that you shared with everyone on Nairaland
pls dont 4get 2 distribute d I.V on time o
once again CONGRATULATION
Pls accept my best wishes
its me
MUPPET(YOUR FELLOW NAIRALANDER)
pls accept my best wishes
muppet: 10:15am On Apr 16, 2009
abeg e
na 2day
haba shey na 4 old grey age them wan learn
definately any guy where tell the babe say him no mind say she be 'V'
hmmmm beware o
such a guy isnt just kipping but also screwing anoda non "v" chick outside
chikena,
muppet: 10:09am On Apr 16, 2009
HIVs or/and
STDs =
DEATH
muppet: 10:06am On Apr 16, 2009
IM A LADY BUT from experience iv come to the conclusion that MEN ARE BETTER
this is because they have lots and lots of avenues to exlpore and fundle with in LADIES BODIES wink wink unlike theirs
muppet: 9:58am On Apr 16, 2009
oh i never knew he was going to screw me if i go visitng/when we were alone 2geda
oh i never knew he was going to release inside me(without using CD)
oh i never knew it was just going to end as a one night stand
oh i never knew he wasnt in love with me but just a fling
oh,
pls spare me the details haba lets call a spade a spade
you claim to be naive to all these yet 2mr you fall into the same trap
my dear BITCH,opps my dear ASEWO, OPPS I MEANT TO SAY MY DEAR NAIVE GIRLFRIEND
try and AVOID SEX for awhile in your next SERIOUS relationship
a guy that TRULLY LOVES YOU would take his time to get to know and appreciate you b4 pulling down your pants(if need be)
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE
muppet: 9:41am On Apr 16, 2009
betrayal and jealousy would be the only words ringing in my head each time i see them 2geda angry angry angry
but i'l try blushing by flaunting my teeth and give them a big fake smile that im okay with the new development undecided undecided cry cry
muppet: 9:29am On Apr 16, 2009
YES YES YES if as a PERMANENT STAFF wink wink cheesy
NO NO NO if as a CONTRACT STAFF angry angry angry
muppet: 5:17pm On Apr 06, 2009
i know of an ishan girlfriend hostel mate of mine who jokingly started dating a guy online for about a year, afterwhich the guy came down to Nigeria spend somtime with her , met and got to know her family . he later travelled back to his base (the guy is an ibo guy)
anyway he later invited her over and few months later they got married in ,this happened about 3 and a half years ago
january this year this couple came to Nigeria to perform their traditional wedding rites. infact they came with their two girls(aged 2 and 6mths)
this story is not ficticious oo im a leaving testimony ooo
so my dear starglo well i might say my friend's case is just one out of the thousands that turned out positively,although i've heard of some with a very very woefull out come.
online dating
hmmmmmm
its just a game of chances
muppet: 4:53pm On Apr 06, 2009
haba wetin concern mad woman with skirt suit
i really i do not see the connection undecided
what has 1st, 2nd, 3rd or even got to do with LOVE AND MARRIAGE?
i heard UBA'S CEO Tony Elumelu graduated with a 3rd class yet you can deny what he has achieved with the so called disgraceful 3rd class grin
dont you see how his beautiful wife blushes whenever she's in the public with him?
abeg make una find better thread dey post for this section if you dont have anything reasonable to say well there is no crime in being an excelent ive member
lol embarassed
muppet: 6:07pm On Apr 01, 2009
so na so women scarce so tey na your papa wife you wan screw? God hammer that your small dick we you want take tress
long throat ole angry angry
muppet: 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2009
if na 2 bring peace hmmmm i would try 2 decorate my utterance with the opposite of the exact situation(okay i mean i fit lie small)
but days later when the issue might have died down i'l definately tell him the truth by ing the message in a much more romantic scenerio
muppet: 5:47pm On Apr 01, 2009
abeg missy b help me ask them ooo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
ole is ole angry angry
whether na armed robber or petty theif or pick pocket theif na theif grin grin
d irony of the matter is that you stole opps you took what doesnt belong to you chikena cry cry
muppet: 5:40pm On Apr 01, 2009
YES YES YESN YES ,
a million times
muppet: 5:36pm On Apr 01, 2009
segzi cres i DEY VEX for you oo
see initially i never knew how to give a man a (good)Mouth Action but i discovered my Ex likes it so i told him to teach me and i also watched enough porn films and today my present guy (i mean my fiance) can testify that im a pro in it wink wink wink wink.
so DOES THAT MAKE ME A PORN STAR angry angry angry
ANYWAY funny enough my dear dandas i was or do i say i am in a similar relationaship like yours,
my fiance's established his bussiness in the North (invarably he is based there) while me i work in Lagos. we've been in this relationship for close to 3yrs now and by the grace of God we are already making plans and hoping to walk down the aisle b4 september dis yr. cheesy cheesy
hmm to say it's easy with dis distance thing i'l say its a lie, cause we went through similar crisis in the first 2yrs we were even at a point of breaking up undecided undecided undecided but with time we allowed not just love alone but explicit trust and confidence in each other to prevail over our fears(unknown uncertainties and doubt)
so pls try and make this your watchword if you trully love this girl and wish to continue dating her and possible get married to her
muppet: 10:27am On Feb 26, 2009
na wa o'
so Nigeria still get people with Talents like this.
im impressed.
muppet: 8:34pm On Feb 06, 2009
i got a mail from FITC inviting me 4 an aptitude with CBN(which was later cancellrd)
now i just went to check on CBN's website for my serial number,only to find out that my name didnt appear again in the list
pls what could be the problem?
is it that the test got postponed so that fitc/cbn would have enough time to lobby in their own sprcial candidates ; angry angry angry
walahi this isnt fair oo
i wonder how on earth someone's application gets screened for a test,without the person having provided a completed data grin grin
muppet: 6:01pm On Aug 03, 2008
frm CELTEL 2 ZAIN 2 FAKE grin grin and  then 2 VANITY and probably in 2 years time 2 VANISH grin grin
Walahi i just tire 4 dis network's LACK OF CONSISTENCY,
See MTN and  GLO have both faithfully kept 2 their BRAND NAMES  
abeg 2 thumps up 4 dem: cheesy cheesy
although im still a ZAIN LOVER O,my fone No still remains 080-2 i still prefer them d most out of all d network,they r customer friendly,their netwoak is d very good,
e be like say me sef i cey inconsistent with my word sef,one minute i dey yarb ZAIN,d next minute im advocating 4 them
i guess its not my fault they got me confused
muppet: 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2008
abeg firstgirl which kind blunder u dey write sef : tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
after una go talk say companies no gree employ una haba grin grin grin
muppet: 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2008
andyjoy i guess u were'nt sucessful. i did d test 2 at UNILAG on d 19th,bt im yet 2 get their almighty TEXT RESULT, just keep praying MIRACLE FIT CUM OUR WAY cheesy cheesy cheesy,CONGRATS 2 all those dt gt pickd wink wink wink
muppet: 2:24pm On Apr 09, 2008
oh all u **GUNNERS where is thou faith**
plz come rain or shine i'l 4ver pledge my Allegiance to Arsenal
i know lately they've been screwing up but all d same IM STILL A GUNNER

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