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Pls this your phone number is always indicating NOT AVAILABLE, does the number trully exists, are you guys for real. Please if you are kindly provide a corect detail ok? Thank you!
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thanks this is a nice write up
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my people abeg wetin concern job seekers with OTHER PEOPLE'S LASTWORDS ? abi na part of interview question? |
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pls can sumone gatecrash
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think abt dis .dan foster has been in nigeria for more than 5 yrs now.really i sud ave tot that by now he sud ave legalized his work permit by now! or had some kind of contract to prevent any employer from coming back to hunt him no matter the beef. by the way hes married now to a nigerian!! he should have some kind of permit at least for stayn in nigeria even dou temporarily. however i dnt want 2 belive that coolfm is behind it but 1 thing we sud understand is that no employee no matter how holy, wod like his staff to live the way dan foster did . but den again life must go on. its a pity dou. ![]() ![]() |
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bank olemoh =favourite for HOT AMALA WITH EWEDU + GBEGIRI HMMM YUMMMY ghana high = correct agoyin beans, fried rice salad , you go bite your tougue white house= iv never been there pls where is its located |
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YES i've tried mixing milo+coffee+lipton tea=yummy coupled with an entire day of serious tummy upset/watery stools infact i ended up not going to the office on this faithful day and i missed an important official appointment lol i guess i learnt in a big way ![]() |
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LETTER TO BABA BABY My dear baba baby i just gat d NEWS eh CONGRATS OOO so u've finally gotten d result of your foolish carelessness hmmmm u & your friend share same girl (fun) u & your friend share same dick (weirdo) u & your friend scored same day/time (bravo) u & your friend now newest daddy(ies) (congrats) u & your friend share buying baby (ies) things (less expense/burden) God help you both if the girl delivers more than ONE BABY (double celebration enough rice 4 visitors) dude im soooooooooo happy for this goodnews that you shared with everyone on Nairaland pls dont 4get 2 distribute d I.V on time o once again CONGRATULATION Pls accept my best wishes its me MUPPET(YOUR FELLOW NAIRALANDER) pls accept my best wishes |
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abeg e na 2day haba shey na 4 old grey age them wan learn definately any guy where tell the babe say him no mind say she be 'V' hmmmm beware o such a guy isnt just kipping but also screwing anoda non "v" chick outside chikena, |
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HIVs or/and STDs = DEATH ![]() |
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IM A LADY BUT from experience iv come to the conclusion that MEN ARE BETTER this is because they have lots and lots of avenues to exlpore and fundle with in LADIES BODIES ![]() ![]() |
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oh i never knew he was going to screw me if i go visitng/when we were alone 2geda oh i never knew he was going to release inside me(without using CD) oh i never knew it was just going to end as a one night stand oh i never knew he wasnt in love with me but just a fling oh, pls spare me the details haba lets call a spade a spade you claim to be naive to all these yet 2mr you fall into the same trap my dear BITCH,opps my dear ASEWO, OPPS I MEANT TO SAY MY DEAR NAIVE GIRLFRIEND try and AVOID SEX for awhile in your next SERIOUS relationship a guy that TRULLY LOVES YOU would take his time to get to know and appreciate you b4 pulling down your pants(if need be) A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE |
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betrayal and jealousy would be the only words ringing in my head each time i see them 2geda ![]() ![]() ![]() but i'l try blushing by flaunting my teeth and give them a big fake smile that im okay with the new development ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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YES YES YES if as a PERMANENT STAFF ![]() ![]() ![]() NO NO NO if as a CONTRACT STAFF ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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i know of an ishan girlfriend hostel mate of mine who jokingly started dating a guy online for about a year, afterwhich the guy came down to Nigeria spend somtime with her , met and got to know her family . he later travelled back to his base (the guy is an ibo guy) anyway he later invited her over and few months later they got married in ,this happened about 3 and a half years ago january this year this couple came to Nigeria to perform their traditional wedding rites. infact they came with their two girls(aged 2 and 6mths) this story is not ficticious oo im a leaving testimony ooo so my dear starglo well i might say my friend's case is just one out of the thousands that turned out positively,although i've heard of some with a very very woefull out come. online dating hmmmmmm its just a game of chances |
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haba wetin concern mad woman with skirt suit i really i do not see the connection ![]() what has 1st, 2nd, 3rd or even got to do with LOVE AND MARRIAGE? i heard UBA'S CEO Tony Elumelu graduated with a 3rd class yet you can deny what he has achieved with the so called disgraceful 3rd class ![]() dont you see how his beautiful wife blushes whenever she's in the public with him? abeg make una find better thread dey post for this section if you dont have anything reasonable to say well there is no crime in being an excelent ive member lol ![]() |
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so na so women scarce so tey na your papa wife you wan screw? God hammer that your small dick we you want take tress long throat ole ![]() ![]() |
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if na 2 bring peace hmmmm i would try 2 decorate my utterance with the opposite of the exact situation(okay i mean i fit lie small) but days later when the issue might have died down i'l definately tell him the truth by ing the message in a much more romantic scenerio |
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abeg missy b help me ask them ooo ![]() ![]() ole is ole ![]() ![]() whether na armed robber or petty theif or pick pocket theif na theif ![]() ![]() d irony of the matter is that you stole opps you took what doesnt belong to you chikena ![]() ![]() |
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YES YES YESN YES , a million times |
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segzi cres i DEY VEX for you oo see initially i never knew how to give a man a (good)Mouth Action but i discovered my Ex likes it so i told him to teach me and i also watched enough porn films and today my present guy (i mean my fiance) can testify that im a pro in it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() so DOES THAT MAKE ME A PORN STAR ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ANYWAY funny enough my dear dandas i was or do i say i am in a similar relationaship like yours, my fiance's established his bussiness in the North (invarably he is based there) while me i work in Lagos. we've been in this relationship for close to 3yrs now and by the grace of God we are already making plans and hoping to walk down the aisle b4 september dis yr. ![]() ![]() hmm to say it's easy with dis distance thing i'l say its a lie, cause we went through similar crisis in the first 2yrs we were even at a point of breaking up ![]() ![]() ![]() so pls try and make this your watchword if you trully love this girl and wish to continue dating her and possible get married to her |
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na wa o' so Nigeria still get people with Talents like this. im impressed. |
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i got a mail from FITC inviting me 4 an aptitude with CBN(which was later cancellrd) now i just went to check on CBN's website for my serial number,only to find out that my name didnt appear again in the list ![]() ![]() pls what could be the problem? is it that the test got postponed so that fitc/cbn would have enough time to lobby in their own sprcial candidates ; ![]() ![]() ![]() walahi this isnt fair oo i wonder how on earth someone's application gets screened for a test,without the person having provided a completed data ![]() ![]() |
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frm CELTEL 2 ZAIN 2 FAKE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Walahi i just tire 4 dis network's LACK OF CONSISTENCY, See MTN and GLO have both faithfully kept 2 their BRAND NAMES abeg 2 thumps up 4 dem: ![]() ![]() although im still a ZAIN LOVER O,my fone No still remains 080-2 i still prefer them d most out of all d network,they r customer friendly,their netwoak is d very good, e be like say me sef i cey inconsistent with my word sef,one minute i dey yarb ZAIN,d next minute im advocating 4 them i guess its not my fault they got me confused ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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abeg firstgirl which kind blunder u dey write sef : ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() after una go talk say companies no gree employ una haba ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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andyjoy i guess u were'nt sucessful. i did d test 2 at UNILAG on d 19th,bt im yet 2 get their almighty TEXT RESULT, just keep praying MIRACLE FIT CUM OUR WAY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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oh all u **GUNNERS where is thou faith** plz come rain or shine i'l 4ver pledge my Allegiance to Arsenal i know lately they've been screwing up but all d same IM STILL A GUNNER |
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