NewStats: 3,262,192 , 8,176,433 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 10:24 AM 5v6o1n

I don’t know how old you are sir, but honestly speaking, to tęär you slap Dey hungry me 😹💔. You want to use your life savings to do wedding? You still want to depend on friends and family for monetary ? You will be shocked bro, in fact 33KVA no go shock you reach this mission you wan embark on 😹😹 I would have loved to share my story, but nah! 😹😹😹 I won’t.

Like VDM will say, you are gonna learn the hard son.

Ok

10 naira cuts once every 6 eke market days does not equate cheap fuel.
Before we can say fuel is cheap, we need it back at 200naira per litre, anything above this is expensive.

IgiveLadiesBj:

30 now

3years gone 🥺🥺🥺🥺 just like that.
E get some dreams wey no dey get fulfilled especially if una no get system.

I pray God pull through for you and all of us looking unto him day and night

oluxmondd2:


“Bar Custom” in this context means “apart from or except for Custom”. So I was advising him to jettison the paramilitary job for full time bank job except it is Custom. Please pick Custom over the state Government job.

Thank you so much boss 😊 I’m grateful 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

oluxmondd2:


I did comment then, and I asking you this important question “What's the essence of job security without financial security?”

Boss please I want you to clarify something. When you said “……than some of these paramilitaries BAR custom”

What exactly do you mean sir? Did you use custom as an example in that sentence because you know something about their pay not good enough?

Secondly, what advice would you give someone that just got a state government job and is likely to get this same custom job? Which would you advise him to hold on to? Emphasis on “just got a state government job”

Inobeyourmate:
Ifamu aiye ti ba e 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Iwo Gangan ni piti-piti aiye ba. Coz if not, you no go Dey Nairaland Dey waste your youthful days fighting Ronaldo for Messi 😹💔
OMOTOYIOGBON. Didinrin kii bani lagba, Kekere lo tin bere 😹

Inobeyourmate:
Messi is just playing for fun and enjoying his soccer, literally, he has won everything, it’s Wasiuuuu that’s still having to prove himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are a big clown 😹💔
So Messi lose and he suddenly plays for fun and enjoying soccer? But Ronaldo lose you begin cry Dey call am fraud.

I stopped doing this Messi-Ronaldo thing a long time ago, na only fowl like you and possibly Gen Zs still remain. Grow up and stop clowning around

She might just end up becoming the most popular politician in the year 2025.
The way her news Dey fly up, right, left and down Ehn. I come Dey like the woman 🥰

Let people do what works for them.
This life no get template. The other day, one man was lamenting that the mistake he made in his life was not marrying early.

You can’t tell people to live life in a certain way. Your template may not work for another person.

Gavorche:


Nothing sure, just rumor

Any info about Custom?
A month after registration and it’s all quiet.

Please, if you’ve been through interview and documentation with Lagos Tescom before, please give me heads up on likely questions so that I can prepare in that regard.

Hisgrace0001:
Thank you sir.

Yes by the grace of God.

Good evening sir. How have you been.
I got a call from Tescom to come with my documents this coming Friday and I also have a feeling it’s an interview..
You’ve gone through this process before, please, what and what should I expect?

Love800:
The most dumbest president i have ever experienced!
Buhari knew what to do, but just that wickedness couldn't allow him to show us love. Goodluck was dumb and corrupt!

You are ignorant of things happening around you. To make matters worse, you even said “Buhari knew what to do”
Again, you are ignorant of things happening around you.

The day I drove into BRT lane along ikeja-Oshodi road 😹😹😹 a funny experience. Right there on the spot, LASTMA guys released some vehicles and they focused on me, they took me to their office at PWD, my car was ticketed. Official fine was 70k, but I ended up paying about 92-93k before I could get my car out.

The funniest thing was, there was a LASTMA officer at the entrance of the lane who could have stood for me coz I didn’t enter the lane on purpose.

Mohisah:
Lol to release name fr exam don dey take forever o

Make dem do quick make we for know our fate jare

Please o, any info on the just concluded Nigerian customs registration

Funkyswagzz:


Abeg shift useless people with zero direction

You Dey mind the Ediot….? Very føølish person

nairalanda1:


The above is why I don't like Nairaland and nairalanders.

Someone makes a point....and the first response is abuse, abuse , abuse.

Person wey no abuse am, and he is being abusive to the person.

The truth is, there are far to many little kids here. Both agbado and obident. All they do is abuse. Lost in the abuse is any point they want to make.

Anyway, what do you expect? Petrol must be sold at N40 per liter.

Shut up jare ode… there are far too many kids yenyenyen, Akinkanju-ode, shebi youbare an adult, enjoy the 1075 naira fuel in peace na. You been talking through your @nus since, yenyenyen 40 naira, E-Diotic human being. Na everybody be kid, Apoda.

post=132831102:

Ehn ehn!
Like Bitter Obi, like followers.
#Jorojarajoro

Vulture seller, you still Dey here? 😹
You are always ing every Tom dick and harry that will wreck this country, that’s how you ed Buhari… being an APC clown, must have paid more than your grilled vulture meats o 😹😹😹✅💔💔💔

Christ4ever:

What history? Obama that entered, what changed?

Voting for Kamala because you don't like Trump is like eating dog shit because you don't like broccoli 🙄

Same way people voted Tinubu because they don’t like Peter Obi

Obaaderemi2:
Buying eggs in a big supermarket is not a good thing. There are poor small shop owners in the street who struggle to sell each day. Why not buy from such people instead of these big supermarkets?

It was as if they jazzed me 😹😹😹 it was after I got out of the supermarket I realized that I have messed up for buying egg in the supermarket 😹💔

Lol
Rule number 1: never purchase egg from any supermarket.
Rule number 2: never forget rule number 1

I bought this same egg from Jendol supermarket, my own no even spoil o, but damn, the price is way more than the one sold outside and it’s even smaller in size compared to the one sold outside for less the Jendol price.

Since then, I dare not!

In Nigeria, all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

This should show you how Rule of law don’t work in this country, if you have money, you will commit crimes and go scot-free

CoronaVirusPro:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not surprised!

Obaseki was a state wide failure for 8 years. Only Dapo Abiodun leads Obaseki in failing.

Ogun state people will vote for ANYTHING but not APC in the coming elections.

Dapo should not even be called a Governor, but a government furniture. It is hard to believe that Dapo is a living thing.

Is this playing? 😹😹😹 Ogun state people wey no get memory, they will still vote APC, we deserve the sets of leaders we have in Ogun state.
And God is punishing us in Ogun state with bad leaders

helinues:


What's the meaning of the radarada you wrote above?

It’s radarada because you read the news with your an#s. You will tell yourself the truth one day 😹😹😹😹
Buhari people did more than you.

helinues:
They are thieves

The crude oil this same marketers have been exporting all this years, at least 40% won't make it back to the country yet they would still charge for subsidy on fuel that didn't make it to Nigeria

Why should Nigeria government be paying subsidy on fuel when half of what they would be paying for have been sold to foreigners.

No to fuel subsidy

1. You are not wise
2. You are not bright.
3. You are confused.

Now let me ask you, how did you read that update? Did you read it upside down? Did you read in of Tinubu? Because clearly you are not ing the marketers who want subsidy totally gone.
So my question is, what exactly is in your mind when you got to know that the government you so much adore and lick its a$$ didn’t remove subsidy as it implied?

They ( marketers) want subsidy totally gone and you still call them thieves, are you not suppose to call your president and his abracadabra policies thief for lying to reasonable Nigerians that subsidy is gone, whereas he has been paying the same subsidy and we still buy fuel at exorbitant price.

You are really confused

I think these people have casted a spell on us. If not, we all should be at Ojota to occupy Nigeria like they did in 2012 but no..

Fela Kuti don talk am finish. We will be alright in the end

Olowo Idan

2mininuP:
All I need is a million naira to start up something here in Naija

If you see a million naira, what business are you venturing into?

Ogun state is cursed with bad leadership.
And again, it has never been this worse in Ogun state.
The only thing this white bearded fowl know how to do is pose for pictures. What is Ilaro to owode compared to Sango Ota, Ifo road networks?

Sango ota road network that generates revenue for this silly Ogun state is in comatose and all he can do is 2.5km Ilaro-owode? I am ashamed.

I’m from Ogun state tho, but I weep for that state.

Lol

handsomeyinka:
God Bless Asiwaju.

Am sure he will deliver.

Haters are just getting worried.

Anyway it's a new year in few hours.

I pray by this time next year we will all be alive to wish ourselves a happy new year in advance.

Wishing you and your family a Happy New year in Advance.

2024 is our year of financial Breakthrough and we shall be uplifted cos our latter Glory shall be greater than the former.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Tell that to those shouting "ebi npawa ó" while his convoy es