NewStats: 3,262,000 , 8,175,836 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 01:09 PM 65o1

kokogee:

I know a pretty lady that used this your strategy and b4 she knew it she was 36 yr old with no serious relationship. The age made her desperate and she fell a guy who used her financially and emotionally. Now she is 38 and lonely.

Must all men fall for u? U should rather be serious with one whom u know have feelings for u.

Been there Done that and I wasted 4 years of my time doing that. Why stay with one man and waste your time. If it doesnt work than what? Start all over again? That time I might be 40.

CyberG:

This cannot be true.

Ohh it is true my dear

tpia@:



it does seem that way a lot of the time.

and especially if sex is still the end goal.

Abi ooo. Thats why I would stick to my plan

Tosinville:

NL can mislead sometimes, how can ms.potato who's only with her first love be telling us this?LOL

My dear, me and him are officially over

Ben-10:

You will hate to see the guy after he backs off from your imposed boredom.

Oh no my dear.No hard feelings in matters like this thats why I say we befriend alllll of them so that if one leave, I still have others!

BodyKiss:

Guys, Only One Way To Make Ladies Go All Over
For U!

If you treat them allllll like your good friend

Dont fall for them. Just be yourself, treat them nice as a friend, no luvy duvy, no touch, Just plain old simple and sociable.

And than GBAM! They are all over you! Every type of lady from black to white to yellow to brown to pink and even old and young and in between! Try it and see how it goes. It works fine for me

Copy paste nieee. . .

tpia@:

is life really just one big game only about how to get guys to fall for someone?

sometimes a woman really does need friendship alone and nothing more.

vice versa too.

simply my opinion, not set in stone.

Friends? That would be good if the guys are genuinely into friendship with no sex but its like almost impossible

Mrs, Chima:

On the process my dear. On the process

M M M:

Ms. Potato

Yes?

Evagreenfields:

lmao. your making it sound like some sorta audition

Of course it is!

So wa pa and what were you thinking of?

bittatruth:

Ehn na true?na not me style

Try it and see wonders happening for ya

Evagreenfields:

Nice thread @ miss poraro bt in reality how long can u keep up with the whole 'plain n simple' method of friendship. Ts a bit hard not falln for someone your very close to.

U need to play your cards right my dear. Not to say to do it forever. Do it in a way where u get to breakdown the guys to finalist.

Mrs, Chima:

Different things work for different men.

There is no such thing as ONE SIZE FITS ALL.

Sure and thats why u get to know many different men to see whats the best for u out there.

Cipriani:

Sweetheart, Long time. Can we start our relationship back where we left off. You are single, I am single, so lets mingle.

Wowwww!!! Really? Ok why dont we be friends and get to know each other first? And please send me a photo of you naked for testimonial

PLUS ONE M ORE!

Mrs, Chima:

You miss Nairaland huh suga?

No I dont but I miss you And MsDarkskin and Madlady and Lord Reed and Rokiatu and BABES and Yusuf and so many other people

M M M:

ms.potato

pls can we do it again, 1 more time 2 nite

U are a yeye fowl I swear

Doreti:

I agree, it works. But eventually, the guys get tired of it a̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ back off

Tired? Why would they be tired when you play your cards right? U see, show them all interest but dont be that desperate to let them get to your pants cause if you do to any of them so soon, than you are cheating on the rest (if u have feelings for them that is) and u are not playing smart. After befriending for some months than break it down to 3 people and than finally choose the best one!

Shy-One:

@ Ms. Potato

Where have you been?

I don't see your posts anymore.

I love this thread - and you are correct.

Sorry naa. Have been busy. So have you tried it?

tashanja:

@Potato
So how many have fallen for you so far?
If I am not mistaken, from the last count, only one so far - at least that's what you want us to believe .

U talking about my ex abi?

bittatruth:

Ms. poraroo dats true oooo. . . .but it can also ave different turn-outs depending on the guy and his perceptions of you and your behaviour

Really How so? I never experience that so far

Nayah:

HI MS pOTATO! lol but after that we have to do good choice 
It's well known " follow me I escape", "you escape I follow you"

Yes!!! Cause your first choice would be of personality and spark! And in the end it all boils down to cfommitment, responsibility, trust, loyalty and ehem! money!

bittatruth:

Lol i one guy in my school some years back, he fancied me or wateva the irony is that i fancied him before, anywayz he tried to get close to me and he's very comfy with the girls, he kept requesting for a hug from me and i said 'i don't hug guys' and i one time he was like to me 'why don't you want to hug me?do i smell' loool i was like 'na' ofcos was funny but awkward tho as he kept tryna nick a hug from me by all costs . . .i did later on in that year give him a hug, i just couldn't say 'NO' anymore it was too mean and i'm not that type of person.(really)

Usually when I meet someone like that I would say[b] Eh Bobo! I would have to charge you for the hug. [/b]And the dude will say[b] "why now?? U want play shakara with me abi?" [/b]And I will like bobo, see ehn. . . If I play shakara, I wont offer you the hug. The reason for payment cause after I go hug you I would drop my market value cause my boobs dey lay for your chest and other guys go see it" So uhmmm cheque or cash? I dey accept them both

No money No talk mehnnn

claremont:

Oh really, why didn't ladies think of that before?! You must be one helluva genius!

yes o yes ooo! Do u like me already cause I think i like u

Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell cause we share somehow similar traits of personality (exclude the continuous cursing from Gordon of course)

If you treat them allllll like your good friend

Dont fall for them. Just be yourself, treat them nice as a friend, no luvy duvy, no touch, Just plain old simple and sociable.

And than GBAM! They are all over you! Every type of guy from black to white to yellow to brown to pink and even old and young and in between! Try it and see how it goes. It works fine for me

bittatruth:

Gabrrryella

Do I know u from somewhere?

mattfeuter:

Haba, you just broke off a relationship and in less dan 3 days, you are already DATING a southy nigga. kai, anyways me and you can still run show jor! oya lets plan a meet up arena, where would you like?

Well, I dont know oooo. . . . I would thought that I would never date ever again but this guy is toooo sweet jare. I seriously am falling in loveeeeeee The best thing is he can cook and he get baby face

youmour:

Mz potato is single?no way, NICE:-)

Are u insulting me with the single part?

Oops! Sorry dear Im now dating a South African guy

shehu 50:

Ms potato i think we can be great friends.dis is my email [email protected] lets hook up

Do u have YIM?

toba:

hey potato. sorry for my late respose. hope u are doing cool dear

Hows your exam?

odiaero:

Woo, how come i missed this thread, Gabbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Cause u only focus on the obvious

Idowuogbo:

chinco never find man ni

Now whats your problem really?? U dont see me calling you something like that do you?

Im fine I guess? You?

I think I already told u on YIM.

r231:

^^^^^noooooo everybody i am not buying fake goods o

just visiting. . . . doing ma yearly Asia tour

Ok goodluck than but if I were you, Id rather choose another country

toba:

Why my dear? I hate to hurt women u know?

Tell me what i did and i would apologize

Uhmmm. . . I forggoten what was it

toba:

Why are u talking like that? who told u im not nice to you? Let me finish my exam, im gonna be bothering u every day. Is there anything u ve told me and i refused to reply u on? no theres nothing.

Why dont u want me in Malaysia

Hmmmmm!!!!!

U made me cry the other day ooooo!!!

r231:

hmmmmm. . . . . I am coming dwn to Malaysia in couple wks time

so maybe you can show me around

if u really wanna buy pirated goods, I suggest you go to China or Hong Kong cause their quality is still better and can most definitely beat MALAYSIA! And if its pirated DVD's, VCD's and CD"s buy it in Vietnam! They almost seem like the ORIGINAL! Malaysia just sucks when it comes to Pirated goods.

U are right about Filipinos and Cambian's being open. And so are the Thailand's., trust me, most of these people prefer to leave their country so they are almost all very open to relationships. Most even would want Old men ooo. They dont care as long as you can provide for them. The Thailand even take it as a dream come true to marry a foreignor no matter how ugly is he or old is he.

D_BestDoc:

@mspotato
I'm sure it's not your NIgerian Man you just described as your Ex
I wouldn't want to think that the lovely sweethearts are no longer together

MzDarkSkin:


yeah. that's sad if that's the case.

Awwww. . . U guys are soo sweet

Unfortunately it is and we broke up for solid reasons too which i dont want to explain here but we are still good friends

Really? I dont trust you. U seem to be nice to others but not me Its ok Im use to it anyways. Go to Dubai. U will defnitely be more happier there compared to Malaysia

1) Understanding
2) Respectable
3) Responsible



P/s: I will always cherish you untill the day I die. . . . . . U are worth everything and whoever is going to marry you will be the most luckiest girl on this planet.

romecorp:

ms potato are u an asian ? ,
and i think you're right he must have been really bad in bed, he got a dream woman , five times anight damn that will empty my balls all the time wonderful

Yes I am Asian and I dont believe all Asians are like what Mr 1 minute man claims us to be. Its like calling all Nigerian drug pushers and scammers now isnt that generalizing?

I thought u dont want to friend me anymore

romecorp:

nowadays I see black guys with asian women which one are most likely to date a black guy ?
I found out the ones most open are
- filipino
-cambodian

Sure they are. Infact they are the majority ones that are willing to do anything to leave their country!

steve_101:

My afair with the asian lady took place in malaysia in 2007,I was living there then,I met her on line she is from jakarta indonesia and we started chating ever day every night luckly for us her company send her to malaysia and that was it,she came,rent an apartment and we started fully until we were living together in. My place,I will do the cooking,clean the house. And all she will do is to be wearing bra n pants waiting for me to be tru so that we go in to the bedroom,at a point I became afraid to go into my own room,if we make love 5 times a night she will be grumbling and calling me names and telling me am not man enough,many times she will be at work and will call me honey please are u home pls am coming I won't take ya time much plssss just once,my people see me see wahala oo some times she go dey for room dey call and I will shout AM NOT COMING cos every night for that I year its 5 times,6 times and I was loosing weight,she claim to love me soo much infact she speaks with my sister on the phone every time,my people one day as she went to work I took a leave to and friends place in down town, she called me. Hmmm begged me ,noway I left,the apartment was funished so I ask her to be paying the rent or vacate there and she started paying ,still there till today,we chat every time cos am in lagos now,I dont even see her if I go dere.

So because of this one Indonesian lady, you now claim that the entire Asian women sucks right? Well good for you and I hope you keep thinking that way and I hope you spread this good news to other African man out there [s](exclude those whom got married and have kids with Asian women that is)[/s]

And Im sorry but u are a sucker in bed. For you to last 5 minutes? mehnnn. . . You must have sucked big time

Flashaldrin:

This potato nawa o, u too straightforward abi u dey joke

your meaning exactly?

Whatever happened to Yusuf_@ and Oxone? They are the cutest!

Hi Chima!

ok