NewStats: 3,264,243 , 8,183,113 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 10:40 AM 3y4z4m

sometimes is better Dan to allow d baby come to the world aɴÐ suffer
meanwhile make I run go Skysportsnewshq go see latest transfer

congrats bro, pls do me a favour, don't forget to always sing ( ɨ don get alert GODWIN!!!!!)

as for me ɨ prefer Pinging than bbm (ℓαυgнιиg συт ℓσυ∂)

it's not a jet

Mogidi:
Very beautiful girls, I hope they have certificates sha

I hate unintelligent girls.

ℓαυgнιиg συт ℓσυ∂

Saw this from a friend and ɨ just dont want to be selfish
35 STUPID QUOTES THAT MAKES MAD SENSE!!!
1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain (dodo)
without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872).
2. He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa
perfume – Isaac Newton (1904).
3. He who fully unwraps shawarma or gala completely before
eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham
Lincoln (1864).
4. Anyone anywhere in the World that counts money from an
ATM machine is probably a Nigerian – Charles Soludo (2008).
5. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup
with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin
Luther King Jnr (1942).
6. Anyone that can kill a chicken by cutting its throat without
feeling sorry for it is capable of ing Boko Haram – Buhari
(2012).
7. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with
a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare (1788).
8. Anyone that says someone is ugly has not seen them in an
AC
tight, gbedu pumping Range Rover Sport – Oprah Winfrey
(2004).
9. Any lady that doesn’t ask “where did you get my pin from?”
when you add her is looking for a husband – Steve Jobs
(2010).
10. Any man that can go to a wedding reception when he is
fasting and doesn’t eat is worthy of collecting a loan without
collateral – Olusegun Obasanjo (2012).
11. Anyone that says money cannot buy happiness is probably
not rich – Aliko Dangote (2014).
12. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues –
Alexander the Great (1709).
13. He who refuses to classify Agege bread and Akara as a type
of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
14. Any man who drinks Alomo Bitters without squeezing his
face, is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899).
15. Anyone that can shit without squeezing his face is not
feeling fine – Bill Clinton (1994).
16. Anyone that didn’t use Cabin biscuits, Limca and Coke to do
birthday was probably born after Abacha died – Dele Giwa
(1997).
17. Drinking garri doesn’t mean you’re poor, but allowing the
garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth
(1893).
18. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie
seasoning sachets is not yet hungry -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe
(1947).
19. You claim you share everything in love but no matter how
much you love someone, you can never share their toothbrush
–
Pastor Chris (2001).
20. Saying a girl hasn’t experienced heartbreak is like saying a
car has never had a flat tire. Its possible but very unlikely –
Yakubu Gowon (1965).
21. A woman who rejects a man with vision and follows a man
with television will soon watch the man with vision on her
television – Babatunde Fashola (2013).
22. A man who marries a woman only because of her beauty
would soon realize that beauty without brain is like a Bentley
without fuel. It doesn’t work. Lord Lugard (1904).
23. A bad attitude is like a flat tire. It won’t take you far –
Herbert Macauley (1935).
24. A woman who is not afraid of rat or cockroach is capable of
witchcraft – Namadi Sambo (2011).
25. Love is like cutting onions, it will always bring tears to your
eyes either tears of joy or tears of heartbreak – Dr. Phil (2002).
26. To whom brain is given, sense is expected – Bill Gates
(2000).
27. A woman that claims all men are dogs should tell us what
breed her father is – Lamido Sanusi (1999).
28. He who claims he can’t pray to God because he is a sinner
is
like a man that doesn’t want to have his bath because he’s
dirty
– Pope John Paul (1990).
29. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam –
Goodluck Jonathan (2014).
30. The woman that will tell me she is on her period after eating
my suya, shawarma, beer and pizza has not yet been born –
Jim
Iyke (2002).
31. Anyone that didn’t cut grass while in school is definitely an
ajebutter child – Stephanie Okereke (2013).
32. My beautiful, hot, expensive to maintain girlfriend sneezes
in public and one man tells her “bless you”. Hey, she’s already
blessed dating me, mind your business – Mike Adenuga (2003).
33. Any man that dates a girl with big boobs and doesn’t
squeeze it can be trusted with money – Michael Jackson
(1980).
34. Don’t borrow out money you can’t dash out. Because these
days to lend money is human but to get it back is divine – Mr.
Ibu (2012).
35. Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is
looking for a job – Lord Imapraz (1914).

just ing

nice one man, He is offering what he has to get what he wants, no crime in doing thatw

Shiro Niyen?

kileleyi > Kaka nla to vibrate

SMH

Na him own p square be that (personal problem), na afta all mama peace don use our eye see una come they bring this one up

Iya Hafusa can explain better

God bless ұøʉ brother, first to comment on point

if you do all this and there is no improvement, ɨ advice you to visit your native doctor make una go beg awon AJE ILE YIN

God save us from all these in this country, we can't afford to be losing our youth in this manner

using what she has to achieve what's best for her

i just God help GMB to choose the best people to work with, because after 4 yrs if he didn't leave up to the expectations we remove him, am just happy we Nigerians know what we want now, if you don't perform as as an elected political leader we remove with our vote in the next election

cute Family, he made them Proud

cute Family, he made the Proud

exercise is never a loss to the body, it's always a gain but no pain no gain

ɨ Recommend OLX

money speaking speaking, any idea waiting waiting

it is easy to twist the word of God to an Illiterate because he/she does not have much capability to enquire more about what you might have told the person, education would have help to broaden their knowledge, so ɨ think he is right in one way but it doesn't depend on that only, poverty is also a big factor

I have been pondering on this for a while now and i think we should all delebrate on it, ɨ hear women say mostly that guys jilt them whereas they both end the relationship on mutual agreement. i feel both party enjoyed themselves and i even feel the guys do more, spend money,time and every other thing they have just to make ladies happy.
I even feel the ladies enjoy the bedminton more than th guys, so i just dont understand why they feel cheated.
Or what do you guys and ladies here think?

my pc boot into diagnostic mode αи∂ if ɨ exit it it will take me to where there will be option of start with recommended or start normally but ɨ won't be able to choose and if it chooses the recommended by itself it will start making noise αи∂ it won't start, ɨ will have to off it and on it like 5 to 6 times b4 it will start

Air Force institute of technology kaduna has made it easier, u can obtain National diploma n Higher National diploma over dere tru d normal ume n post ume entry

Where is kukere by Iyanya

My own no dey, sorry na 1, abi na 5 ni? Make I look 4 mirror I dey come

103, Abeg una fit give me d money?

Is there no chinese related name, na him 4 make sense