NewStats: 3,259,440 , 8,170,125 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 02:39 AM 185v3z

EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
what is it? tell me!
you can confide in me

Why do you want to know?

EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
what's ur past?
single mother abi?

No no

He is so brilliant
Have sense of humor
So Loving and caring
Still he accepted my past

eleko1:
pregnant and abortion loading then, born trowey/give birth to useless pikin

No child is useless

See what anger is causing

14 Sept

So sorry my dear I feel your pain ....

God will be your strength

Spatta:
Confession, I went to a catholic church because of a girl and started chanting "Hail mary" just because of a girl, something i knew was utter error and Idolatry. somehow God punished me for that foolishness.
I still ed it was because of a girl. a stupid religious exercise

You are so stupid

Monaco2:
Back then in school I was fvcking this babe when a call came in n she refused to answer it n I told her I would pick d call she immediately picked n it was her bf.. d guy asked where she was n she said her female friends hostel. All this while she was breathing heavily n d guy told her he loved her n she was like : u love me?!? I hear n she ended d call immediately.. I was just smiling after she left I was like nawa for girls o... n I got my heart broken a few months prior to d time we met wen I found out that my girl of almost three years was having an affair. My thoughts was just running wide that that’s exactly how a guy was probably fucking my girl then n I would be forming mr lova lova not knowing dat another guy was ontop of her nawa...... last year I met another girl n she was forming decent girl I hacked her Facebook n was going through her chat n I saw dat she had boooos I was just one of them’ days later a particular guy that has been disturbing her finally had his wey with her n she was telling d guy dat she is sure she was pregnant... I was just laughing... she came over n I was just telling her I know wat she did yesterday n d guy is smallie in my area she was denying d whole thin until I picked up my phone n said I was gonna call d guy( I don’t have his number just pretending) dats wen d fake tears came in. She was like it was a mistake dat d guy just inserted his dick n removed it immediately, I Wan laugh die dat day.. stories many abeg

lol

LordOfNaira:
I a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

Lol... Umunwanyi sef

Please how did you type this your story here?

Is it not wickedness?

I hate this guy like no other

Maybe she is expecting a baby

So sad to hear all these...
I'm not perfect, sure I know
But I can never cheat

For me I don't believe in cheating
If I don't love or like you, I will tell you straight away than cheating...

I prefer being single than cheating on someone I know deeply that I love...
Even if I don't like the person I will quit and go my way...
I hate viruses infections diseases count them...
Bravo to them that cheat...
Thank God for the kind of person I am, it's not me doing but God.


When I was a virgin in a relationship... Tata
Whenever I come across this mine very write up I will smile with tears... It's okay God dey . Innocent me

pocohantas:
Lol. I like threads like this,

Gives everyone the opportunity to play the victim.

Everyone would suddenly turn the one that was cheated on.

Create another on "How were you caught cheating?" Nobody go gree comment.

I wonder who are the cheats.

I believe, You are one of them

Ziel20:
Be a hero bro. Stand up and show them that u don't take shit from nobody.

Devil adviser

pocohantas:


E pain me. I can't even lie. That my aunt was rumoured to be a very good cook way back.

I sat down with my floral gown, waiting for the food. Ah! I just felt a sharp pain in my chest for that food wey I no chop 32yrs ago.

You waited for the food you didn't eat

Leave all these churches
All is fake
There use poor people's money to buy jet quality suits houses cars and so many things...

You as a castrated poor fool instead of you to clean up your messes by yourself you went to a pastor of prayers then you will be paying for
1. Bill of seeing pastor 10,000
2. Counselling 50000
Deliverance will be like all the money in your bank will be out...


Come to Roman Catholic Church...
Where there is a life and salvation ...

Pray your self out

Go to blessed sacrament
Go to grotto
Any society ...

Catholic Church believe that you must suffer before eating your labour..
You must cultivate before harvesting...

Not wake up in the morning and start to see miracle falling it's a lie...

You say

Winners
New life
Deeper life
Lord's chosen
TB Joshua Church
Embassy
Dunamis
All these mushrooms churches ministries
Stop going there.

You are selling your soul to the devil
They are taking your destiny for their own wealth...

Officialgarri:
Fat yet with fallen boobs. All thanks to the photographer who did a good and stressful job in wiping the dirty stretch marks .

you are very stupid

It's rat...oke

cinderellashoes:
I just saw this thread but I felt the need to leave a comment. Leeching isn't a 'Nigerian girl thing' alone.

I am not a Nigerian but I grew up here. I have Nigerian girlfriends who spend their last dime on guys who end up breaking their hearts. I am saddened to see all the things you guys always say about Nigerian girls.

Just last week, an Igbo girl who happened to be my friend came over to my place so we could plan a surprise birthday for a guy she just started dating and we are talking about a surprise of like 70k plus and she's a fresh graduate.

Here's my own story with my ex, a Nigerian guy o

A mutual friend gave him my bbm pin and he sent me a request which I accepted. We started chatting and I liked him so we decided to meet. I was schooling from home while he was schooling in Ilorin. Before our first date, he said, "Babe, when you are coming please get me some snack or a meal cos I didn't wait to eat at home."

This guy is from a good home, his parents are okay.

I stopped at TFC on my way to get the food for him. When we got to the movies, he asked if I brought my student card and I said no.

I noticed that he wasn't pleased so I offered to pay for mine. After the movies, we went to shoprite and he bought me a pack of chocolate and I thought it was such a romantic gesture.


A few days later, he asked me to lend him 3k that robbers broke into his house and stole his money. I sent the money to him immediately.


Then it was money for house rent, he asked for 10,000 to complete it and I sent it to him.

Then it was this, or that, and I always did my best to send it to him.

I once borrowed 5k from a colleague to give him.


I used my tfare to go see him in Ilorin and each time, I used my money to cook for us, including his friends who always dropped by to see our 'iyawo'.


Yes, we had some wonderful memories. But I thought it was love, I kept thinking that we were building a future.


One day, he asked me to lend him my new, Dell laptop which an aunt sent to me from London. He used to have a laptop but he said he borrowed it to someone and they stole it.


I had no choice than to give him the laptop. For three whole years, the only cash he ever sent me was 1k which I needed as tfare to go for a job interview.

Although, on my 23rd birthday, he bought me a cake and took me to the movies.


Afterwards, he asked me to stop my job, saying I didn't have time for him. This guy refused to work, he was waiting for his dad to get him a job. Each time we had a date, I paid for it. He always had a reason to lend money from me and he never paid back.


But you see that laptop ehn, the one I borrowed him. I never got it back. He gave me a long story about it being stolen and I had my written school project in it.


I couldn't submit my project on time and I didn't graduate with my mates. You can call me a fool or whatever, but my point is, some Nigerian guys leech on girls too. Stop bashing Nigerian women all the time.


I decided to break up with him because he didn't want to get a job! At this time, we were graduates. However, I wanted to break up with him in person...the words that came out of his mouth made me realize that I had been fooled.

"Please borrow me some money now, because after the break up, its only you that will be eating your money"


P.S I am married to another Nigerian man now and he's so sweet and wonderful.

There are good Nigerian men and there also bad Nigerian men. And there are also good Nigerian women out there, take your time, and observe before meeting up with any girl.

Thanks for your advice

Ostrogoth:


Firstly, I'd have loved to meet you too but your picture/level of beauty+your reputation as a lover of other people's Benz(es)+your suspicious relationship to Obasanjo=lack of any serious desire. But I'll have you know this, you are only being bitter and that is so unladylike. Meanwhile greet 'grandpa Obasanjo' and tell him he's one of my gr8est heroes, that is if yo don't live in ghettoest ajegunle or warri. Peace/piss out, according to your choice!!

Don't insult a lady like that, if you don't like her just bounce off, very simple

Beadex1:
Met one like that years back, she was working a hotel I lodge for one week plus after coming out from NYSC camp, through out my stay no babe came around I was mostly indoors deg. We became close and the first day she came to my place after I had left the hotel this Igbo girl was talking about money from the beginning till the end of her stay the one that shocked me most was her asking me to get loan from my bank for her to use and pay her school fees and do registration

Lol

wavylevel:
My brothers.
I nor dey bother with Nigerian girls again. God Forbid!
My advice to men living in Nigeria - Dust your port, look for visa free countries in Africa. Travel there and have a nice time with girls from other African countries. When you are sure of one, pick that one to be your wife in Nigeria. Let these Nigerian girls and their stinky, greedy attitude go into extinction.
No time for rubbish.

Let it happen in your generation to come

Even your sisters won't marry

KwashB419:

lol something similar happened to be back then in 2009. there was this lady who happens to get my number from God knows where. we got talking and decided to hangout one sunday afternoon. we chose 2 hangout at a place called juice and grillade (now southern fried chicken, this should be familiar to Jos residents). the D-day came and i arrived at the place b4 her though we sheduled it 4 2 o' clock. On getting there, i met some of my paddies there chilling and told dem i am expecting a new gal. i had 2 wait for this gal for another 2 hrs b4 she told me dat she was already on her way coming...i was already feeling exhausted and had 2 wait outside the eatery seated close 2 one cobblers shop. lo and behold 2 bikes arrived each carrying 2 ladies, and one of the ladies dails a number and my phone rang( mind you, i have never met the gal b4 ), dat was my date . i didnt pick d call and kept on calling repeatedly and i didnt pick despite been like 10m away from where they were standing. Finally i decided 2 pick up the call and she affirmed that she was the one standing in from of the eatery, i walked up to her and we all exchanged pleasantries from which we proceeded inside. brothers and sisters i wasnt breathing well.. my friends saw me and the looks on their face could tell it all ( their hommy is in deep shit)...i turned to my "assault team" and asked then what they would love to take, and they all echoed "anything"! brothers and sisters that was my saving Grace, i dashed out to counter b4 any of dem could think of changing their mind. At the counter i requested for 8 bons , 2 for each person( the bons costs 50 naira each, and 4 of smallest cup ice each at 150 naira each.. Got the biggest cup ice cream and two meat pie for myself ( sense will not kill ).. orders arrived and we were served.. was taking my meatpies and they were struggling with thier bons with an everlasting looks on thier faces... peple of God, the bill was brought and it turned out to be 2500 naira only ( had 10k on me though)...i paid the bill with a very big smile on ma face cos i was able to overcome the "assault team".. had to even go get dem polythene leather cos they couldnt finish the bons and had 2 take dem home.

Lol.... For your mind now, you won.....

Elbone2:
Back then in school...Met this pretty chic on campus and got her number...I could tell she was my next gf...Called her by the weekend for us to meet and hang out at a restaurant(fast food)...We agreed to rendezvous by 6pm...At around 5:30pm she called me to ask if she can come with her friends that they were bored and she doesn't want to leave them like that at home,I was like ahh no probs sha thinking she was a reasonable Girl....I got there before her and kept calling to make sure they were coming since i was expecting to see her and may be two of her friends....Only for she to show with five other girls making them six in number....To me this was the height of madness and i wonder what would be more demanding on a simple first date than this?! ..Me wey don budget like 5k for the night but carry extra 5k incase the enjoyment com enter another level(thats i was with 10k only)...I had to call her aside and ask her if they came for a birthday party or something and she kept saying"but i told u na"...I just kept back my cool and asked them to order something...Na when them begin dey place order for rice and chicken with a can of Smirnoff ice each...i just do like say i dey receive call from there Ben Johnson...Dem call my fone tire that night.

Lol... You wicked o

WestGodspower:
This kinda rubbish happened to me twice in one week. I went out with a girl and she suggested shoprite, we got der and she was pulling everything her hands could touch from d shelf into d shoppin cart, i asked her, babe who go pay for all these things? She said you of course, i calm down and told her no p, i gat u, let me go and bring extra cart for u cos tis one is filling up already. I left and never looked back. Deleted her number asap. Kept calling me but never picked. Days later she texted and said she's sorry that she will love to see me again, me i know she just want to try again with a different format.
Second one, after d first one, i had learned my lesson and decided never to take any girl to shoprite again to avoid such stories, invited a girl out to d local bar. Called her, babe where are u, she said we are on our way, i asked who is we, she said me and my friend. And i tot to myself, if her friend looks as good as she looks that i will focus on her. She showed up with two friends both, not good looking at all. They sat down and i started laughing, they asked why i was laughing i looked at them dead on and said 'I'm about to order some expensive shits and leave them to pay for it', they laughed thinkin i was jokin. They ordered for 3 point and kill, i was like only? They ordered plenty hollandia big sized yogurt and chi exotic, i was like only? They said amarula, i said ok I will be back let me go and pay downstair and i zoomed off, never looked back.
I don't have time for arguments and i decided, no decent girls in this life again and I'm gonna hang boot on girls for now.

.

Lol...

Mehn! You be guy man o

Rest in bosom of the Lord

Yuceeluv:
Adopting "overmorrow" asap. Will use it to yeye some peeps around me.

PS: "mannequin" is very commonly used...oh and for those who do not know, it is pronounced, 'manikin'...

Thanks for that

itspzpics:
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He wrote ;

Let it be true...

Where is Johnson Mercy? Please