NewStats: 3,264,690 , 8,184,423 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 04:38 AM 5w341l

jokepearl:
1st, pregnancy date is counted from the day of your last period not the day you conceived.

So if your wife period started May 12th, then she is almost 7weeks pregnant.

2nd, Scan uses the size of the baby at a time to predict the age, this may change and vary everytime a scan done. Also big babies appear older with a scan.

So relax

well said,,, what really got my attention is how can a married woman be calling someone "luv" dearie" i cant wait to see you... honestly some women a very pathetic and wicked

NwaAmaikpe:


Ortom says he wants to seek God's face, but
Ortom is so ugly that I doubt God will want to see him....because it is written.

"He shall not suffer thine holy one to see iniquity" Psalms 16:10

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I dedicate this post to the mod who pushed me out of my keke napep and made FTC.

I was still very determined to make it, I got up from the ground, dusted myself and chased him.


My slippers even cut as I was chasing FTC but I came third.

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bro i missed you like kilode,, where u banned

NwaAmaikpe:


You will hate me if I tell you the truth..

But I didn't start typing this just to please you.

That your wife that treats you like trash melts at the sight of another man,
I doubt she has called you petnames in recent times but I can swear on Mungo Park's grave that she calls another man pet names.


She locks herself up in another room right? I'd tell you why...it's because she is either masturbating or having nude videocalls with one of her many social media, 'abroad-based' young lovers.

You want to sound like a good nice man, but Mr Man, you are a sissy...no real woman wants a sissy. They want a man who can exert his authority on them, in the home, on the bed, everywhere!!!!

Your wife leaves the house out of anger IMAGINE THAT NONSENSE!!!..where do you think she goes to? You think she goes for Night vigil at SYNAGOGUE Ikotun abi....she is in the house of one small fûckboy moaning his roof down and cursing the day she met you.

From the way you are going, very soon she'd give you the towel to hold while she bathes with another man in your bathroom.
I'm sure the few times she let's you touch her, she calls out another man's name.


Nwoke m, mepe anya!!!

Open your eyes and be a man

That dangling rod in between your leg is not for fancy, use it and cane some sense into her.
Use it and drive away the evil spirit out of her.
If you aren't so good, then use a real cane

no mind op, he is a damn weakling,

well said

pazienza:



You are the one who refused to learn from history.
Gowon and Danjuma are all Northern minority Christians.
Yet they were the ones who brought death to our door steps in Biafra.

When the chips are down, the Northern minorities would side their Muslim Arewa brothers.

You lots want to set Ndiigbo up for another unprepared eventualities by refusing to understand that the Northern minorities can't be trusted. We can't build any of our future plans around them.

We must understand this, so that we don't start crying about betrayals in the future. I'd rather Ndiigbo deal with the bitter truth now, than accept sweet lies.

mtcheeew, who is begging to you, una never deal with una complexity finish

Young03:


na that useless mod
mynd nah

that mynd is a robort

Flash: all the FMC patients bills in lokoja will be paid by me( senator Dino melaye

Lolzzz, hellufai the crude, believe him at you own peril

NothingDoMe:
Niger Delta is sure.

At the time they are conducting the referendum every tribe can speak up indicating what they want.

The Nairaland Afonja's can continue their relationship with the north.

iam begging in the name of God, discuss middle belt too

sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.

Mtcheew,,,

kkash:
Can u find aeroplane in a carwash??

jor oooo

peedeeasobie:
You attempted suicide?
Her mom asked you to beg a girl that cheats on you?
You agreed to be a side guy?

You need psychological evaluation!

big psychological evaluation ooo

is he the one that actually uttered this nonsense? that man is not descent sorry....