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Messi1: 6:37am On Sep 08, 2022
Chaos14:
Messi1 this is the reason you can't find a girlfriend
And I told you that I don't have girlfriend? Shuu? I my girlfriend is from a wealthy family. Her father was a visa officer.

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Messi1: 7:16pm On Sep 07, 2022
Lvgirl:






Haa so you are a simp
Omo,messi1 my son is far better than you.
Wow so this guy am Simpson
Omo, keyboard warrior na simpleton
Papa both of u used to troll me but u can see she turned against u saying u are me. That girl no head wallahi. Na the same thing she did to me:after helping her to fight satanist she said I'm satanist, na where I know the girl no wellgrin Only ParadiseVirgin still dey engage that lunatic.
Messi1: 5:47pm On Sep 07, 2022
Lvgirl:





My son I am at ... with you.
Messi1: 2:20pm On Sep 07, 2022
logicalhumour:
It's because women in the US and UK have succeeded in completely manipulating men...manipulating men to believe that their virginity doesn't matter. That's not yet the case in Nigeria (even though our women—and some men—are trying hard to make it the case here)

Ideally, a women's (house wife) virginity should be all she go. Just how a man's strength/money is all he got.

Go the UK and US, you'll see that you're not a "real" man if you're poor. However, women's virginity status doesn't affect their womanhood. Haha. That's great success on women's side.

Man: 0
Women: 1

grin

I refused to be manipulated. If I must marry, I'll just tell my mum to arrange a sweet 16year old virgin for me. If e pain you, kill yourself.
And you think every 16-yr-old girl is a virgin? grin

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Messi1: 1:59pm On Sep 07, 2022
HolyMan12:


Fati2001 will not like this grin
We are not at the same level with her..we are far above her. Let her go and suck toilet.
Messi1: 1:57pm On Sep 07, 2022
Nigerian men are always concerned and obsessed with women's virginity.


In other parts of the world like USA and UK, women's virginity is not a matter of concern, hence my question.
Messi1: 1:44pm On Sep 07, 2022
HolyMan12:
how you take carry this thing come front page comrade?

grin

Bendo63 aka ParadiseVirgin aka HolyMan12 aka BenjaminDomer
cool cool cool
baba me sef the thing suprise me o grin coolcool
Messi1: 12:54pm On Sep 07, 2022
slam7000:


You outsmarted him?? How? He nearly killed you. If not for the two women rescue team…

You need to buy lots of gifts and show some gratitude to the girls.
I'm very charismatic and My room is a place where guys and ladies do come to away time. His girlfriend likes coming to my room too. He was suspecting I'm having affairs with his girl and he told his friends he was looking for opportunity to beat me up. He have always harassed me. I concluded to set a trap for him. I purposely stepped on his farm coz i knew he will react. I had my plans already and it worked out as i planned. Physical strength is not smartness.

Now I'm at home and he's in cell.
Messi1: 12:45pm On Sep 07, 2022
amliftedhigher:

There is nothing like naturally dreaded and you will not die if you cut that bushy hair OK.
Many people have cut down their dada and are still alive and bubbling
I was born with it...dadda.
Messi1: 12:39pm On Sep 07, 2022
slam7000:


Yes it’s funny. You said you look girlish, weak and short tempered.

A young fellow whooped your azz and you were rescued by two girls.

Go give thanks to the girls. You saw someone who’s been looking for an excuse to man handle you and instead of you to avoid trouble, you started arguing that your feet were not motor tyres.
I know his problem, it was not the farm. He was looking for chance to beat me up, but I outsmarted him.

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Messi1: 9:35am On Sep 07, 2022
Rema14:
Before you call cd them go beat you finish
They will fear me
Messi1: 9:26am On Sep 07, 2022
Rema14:
Them go call boys for you tomorrow
I go call CD for them again.
Messi1: 8:37am On Sep 07, 2022
nightfox01:
E be like say u him go beat you again grin ; grin. U Don become civil defense customer
Why is everybody lauging? Is this funny?

cc: Chris2863 Rema14
Messi1: 8:31am On Sep 07, 2022
Rema14:
Guy its Chaos i just say make i chill small. I just de look for vawulence and i found you sorry if i made you feel bad yesterday
CC: victorusa obamamessi karen2024 richprominent
On earth u no see pesin u go do vawulence with na fellow comrade u wan do vawulence with? Guy don fall my hand. Prettygirl200 don break my heart, u wan add ya own.
Messi1: 8:02am On Sep 07, 2022
Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

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Messi1: 7:43am On Sep 07, 2022
Demigod22:
1. My only heartbreak was when Comrade like me pointed gun on my head and asked me to choose between Khadija and my life. I love Khadija so much but for the sake of my life I have to obey the Comrade. The way Khadija was weeping and begging me not to leave her really breaks my heart. For the very first time, I wish I was a Comrade too.

PS: although we have graduated but Khadija never forgive me till date.
That can't can't break my heart o. She should understand that LIFE is one, once lost forever lost.
Messi1: 7:40am On Sep 07, 2022
nightfox01:
E be like say OP dey ment you dey kpansh married woman if dey husband burst you men go reason your mata outta here
I never slept with her.
Messi1: 4:49am On Sep 07, 2022
just born ya left yansh
Messi1: 4:46am On Sep 07, 2022
Na ya sarcasm and sense of humour go kee ugrin

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Messi1: 10:19pm On Sep 06, 2022
lilcarterpkrane:
It's believe bro I just cut mind last month but nothing happen to me
The day I cut my hair is the day momma will cut me to pieces. When my dad was alive, he warned me never to cut my hair. And the most of all, my girlfriend likes caressing it.

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Messi1: 9:04pm On Sep 06, 2022
prettyayomide01:
The thing is, people hate dreads and tattoos on the head and body of people who are not celebrities.
My greatest concern is that I have a strong ambition to be an influential politician, but i ve neva seen any naturally dreaded person in politics.

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Messi1: 8:59pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rema14:
Dream big bro. Send your aza make i your carrer
If you mean it I'll drop my phone number.

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Messi1: 8:50pm On Sep 06, 2022
fman:

I can swear wt my life.
No be whining.
It's now I know you are not lying but you didn't see what I typed well. Dont swear coz it shall surely follow you.
Messi1: 5:03pm On Sep 06, 2022
Two ladies rejected me in different occasions simply because I'm naturally dreaded.


I wanted to cut it but people say if I cut it I will die.

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Messi1: 4:53pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rema14:
So your signed to it. Then who are you?
My stage name will be Mic Feazy when I sign contract with Bryan Lourd of the Creative Art Agency and SME.

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Messi1: 4:39pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rema14:
WTF Is that
Sony Music Entertainment

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Messi1: 4:37pm On Sep 06, 2022
Olojuobinrin:


Nah you be the ignorant one here bro , bisexual was clearly written before hence my comment , so please be mindful of what you say !!
Can you swear that you saw bisexual?
Messi1: 4:19pm On Sep 06, 2022
Tegabadguy:
i go collect am

Messi1: 4:18pm On Sep 06, 2022
Benwallt:
Too many things to attend to. How you dey?
Am Fine sir.
Messi1: 4:17pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rema14:
If it isn't big which record label do you have
SME

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Messi1: 2:11pm On Sep 06, 2022
Rema14:
Just say your jealous. I will get you a meeting with don jazzy if you want
Are you still that low that you think Marvin Records is a big record label?

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Messi1: 2:09pm On Sep 06, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Ewoooo u are 19 Lies I don't believe that
I knew my age would be matter of concern..but I assure you that the guy you will be proud to hang out with is me.

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