NewStats: 3,261,603 , 8,174,472 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 06:20 PM 1g1k11

MJ. The King of Pop!

Drake!! My nigga.

A little throwback for those that visit BarcaBlaugranes. Who would have thought?


https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2017/8/18/16163870/fc-barcelona-season-predictions-2017-18

Happy New Year to you all.

Welcome Philippe Coutinho.

UjuJoan2:
You caused it. . . .you stopped loving your own wife! You broke the deal and you broke the marriage agreement

It's not the consorting with the stripper that's the problem, it's the inability to have an erection for your own wife. I Would walk away from the sham of a marriage too if it were me.

That's not enough reason for the wife to leave. In the OP's post, he talked about many times where his wife didn't respond to his advances. But he didn't leave her because of that. But just the first time he couldn't get it up for her, she booked a flight back home? Just the first time?

usbcable:


No wahala.

If by liga ending it mistakenly is our turn to do it, don't cry when silly excuses are given for not doing it for your lucky team.

I say lucky because if only the bald headed one stuck to his first half game plan things would gave been different.

We beat your ass and you say we were lucky? Maybe lucky has another meaning. EV outsmarted your coach. Simple.


Don't be saying 'lucky' like we got our goals from deflections or own goals.

miremoses:
keep calm dude. This is football. You win some, and you lose some. What Madrid achieved this year alone is enough x-mas gift to all madridstas around the world.
You sound as if barca hasn't lost a match before. it aren't over till it's over.
-Merry xmas

I'm calm as calm can ever be. I sound like Barca haven't lost a match before? Bro please.....


Before the match, you guys were concerned about whether we would give you a guard of honour. Yes or no? Or maybe I should say a particular Madridista here (Usbcable) was so concerned about it. Well, y'all got three.


Merry Christmas to you too.

You guys were so concerned about getting a guard of honour than about how to win. You wanted a guard of honour, you got three.


Don't mention it. We're generous like that.

Great win today. Andre Gomes needs to be flogged for playing rubbish twice after getting the ball from Messi twice. If it were to be someone like David Villa, at least one of those two would have been goals.

Atletico lose. Hopefully, we win tomorrow.

airmark:


You can't spend, in 2years, like half a billion euros on a team that played in ucl semifinal few months before you ed as a coach, and tell me rubbish about hardship in winning titles.

I have my standards for rating football experts, if yours is wack, that's your problem.

You can even arsenal in May, to celebrate europa league qualification, free world. Bounce.

I'm not interested in any back and forth. I just wanted to point out the flaw in your comment. You're not his employer. If at the end of his time at Man City, the club is satisfied with whatever he achieved, you're in no position to call him a failure. Shove your standards where the sun doesn't shine. It's useless.

idreezbaba:
What Manchester City Board Needs From isn't the Champions League.. They want him to dominate England and he is already doing that now.. UCL is bigger than Manchester City as a team so even if pep doesn't win UCL ..The board will still be delighted!!..


Get that right you haters

But a certain poster here wants us to believe that if Pep doesn't win all major trophies this year, it'll be considered a failure to him.

I don't really know why they emphasising on how Pep spent money. I don't know. The important thing should be winning after you've spent. If Pep wins the league, years from now if he's being ed for winning the league, go around to tell people how he spent money to win the league. Goodluck doing that.


I wonder if Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal are poor clubs. People be talking _shit about spending money. Like other coaches don't spend. They be highlighting the exact amount spent. Forgetting the so called market has been inflated for some time now. A manager can spend 200M on just four players for 50M each. When you hear them say 200M, you'd think the said manager bought a whole team with the money.

airmark:


Stop your fables. Conte had issues before, during and after the transfer window on transfers, I don't know where you got the story that he had issues after buying virtually his plan b options.

Pep came to city and was given free hand to pick players and that alone was one of the reasons some of us called him a fraud after a failed debut. I personally didn't know he would spend additional 217m for this season, before he could smell the league title.

I will appreciate it, if you can help with the total amount spent on new players since he arrived epl. I don't think conte has spent near that in total.

I expect pep to win all the major trophies this year, anything short, will be considered a failure to me.

Your last statement is very irritating. Anything short will be considered a failure to you. It's so easy to say. You've probably checked and seen it's very likely he'll win the league but that's not enough for you. He also has to win the UCL, which you know is a lot harder to win considering there are heavyweights like Barca, Bayern and Madrid there. But let's say he miraculously wins the UCL along with the league but doesn't win the FA Cup. You'll then consider him a failure cuz tho he won the league and the UCL, he didn't win the FA Cup.


Is that how easy it is to throw the word failure around? It's a good thing your opinion isn't worth _shit sir.

chrisley024:
It is funny all these Ibra, Pogba, Jones, Bailly, etc, played last season against top teams and what happened?. I thought he said he'll change to attacking style when he came newly but looks like the leopard cannot change his spots. I get ashamed watching our game against any decent team. Seriously this is not how we can come close to the likes of Barca, Madrid, Bayern, etc. What we see is our defenders hoofing it to the CF. And the recent excuse is if Pogba is not playing then no hope in attack.

Even if Pogba and everyone is around, there isn't much they can do. Cuz at the end, Jose's negative tactics would overshadow everything. You're right. They just hoof the ball hoping someone performs magic with it. It all points to one person; Jose Mourinho.

Oasis007:
The Problem with United ain't actually Lukaku rather the Idïot Mourinho. I'm beginning to dislike him, in fact I want him sacked at the End of the Season.

The Idïot is killing the Players' Morale, he's turning them to Cowards, that only roar Louder when facing small Teams.

Meanwhile...... RIP to Chelsea in advance!

LOL. If you're a United fan and you don't know this, then sorry oh. I see a lot of people cursing Lukaku out and I'm just laughing. If you've been watching football and following the EPL for some years now, you should know Lukaku. And if you know him, you should know he's not all that. You should also know he rarely ever scores in big games. Therefore you should not be surprised.


The biggest problem in Man Utd now is Jose Mourinho. I like Man Utd but they got the wrong coach. JM is too defensive-minded for a club like Man Utd! Some pipu no dey hear. I'm happy tho, that Pep and his good football are winning in the EPL and I hope they win the league. You can imagine parking the bus whenever you meet a top six side. It's not as if you don't have the players to attack. You do, but the mentality always is first of all, not to lose. Instead of thinking about how to win.


We know Lukaku is average but yesterday, he was a victim of JM's defensive tactics. Simple. The point I'm trying to make is I agree with you. Jose Mourinho, not Lukaku, is the problem. Anybody that's not seeing this is not seeing well.

Hopefully, we'll bring our A-games for the tie. I expect us to go through.

Elnino4ladies:



We dash am penalty in 2012 he couldn't score. Watch out for Conte's masterclass.

Ok.

Elnino4ladies:




Same Messi that is yet to record a goal against Chelsea? Against Chelsea Messi is very ordinary.

This will change when that time comes. And it's going to be a brace.

Nigeria is a shithole. Everyone should know this by now.

Oasis007:
The Match seems too easy for United! Was expecting a Cracker!

Sometimes we can't complete ing moves and it's irritating. Coach would not bring in Denis. He prefers to bring Alba to play a position that fits Denis.


I wonder what Alba and Digne are doing on the pitch together.

Nihilist:
Mehn thank you so much guys.

Really appreciate the congratulatory messages. Just got home now from the hospital for the first time in 3 days.

Time to baff, get dressed, and go and celebrate this new arrival.

Congratulations.

dominique:


I don't think there is a thread about photos of Morocco, I'll help you search when I'm less busy.

Ok, thanks.

dominique:
Lovely pictures, i thought Morocco was beautiful but Algeria topples morocco big time.
I wonder when her sound-alike country will start having magnificent structures and infrastructure like these

Algeria visa enquiries thread loading...

Pls do you know of any thread like this that focuses on Morocco? I'd appreciate a link if there's any. Thanks.

Wow

AlexCk:
Jeez,

What is it with female behinds though??...

It's just there jare, still use them to poo, excrete, and sit like everyone.

Bro, _shit is not stored in the ass. Why do people say it's full of _shit


Ass is bae bro.

4700

Adisaowalla:

E be like say we go soon concede

He foresaw it

deskhal:
Mostly when you want to kiss Nigerian girls. There are couple of no's and eventually yes. Like it doesn't happen like it those in the movies were they are both in the moment and kiss. So I'm asking if it's a normal character in Nigerian girls or it's just me?

I'll appreciate your answers.

Note: I'm so high right now. Decided to ask the question so I don't forget it.

What do you mean 'couple of nos and yes'? Like asking her for permission before kissing her? I think that's a turn off. Just go ahead and do it. If she takes her face away, then maybe she doesn't like you or she's not cut out for it.


Did exactly that with a girl I just met once before. Kissed her on the second meeting (two Sundays ago), took her like two seconds before she responded. Did it again, she still responded. Don't know about most Nigerian girls.

TBH I knew Girona could do _shit.


If it were to be Espanyol now, dem go just open yansh for madrid like ashewo. Mtcheew.

Girona doing the Lord's work