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tr3y:


You need total overhaul of your about section.

Pls do check mine and give your creative criticism.
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wins18:
my fellow nairalanders, pls there is this very pretty girl I met, she saw me the very first time she visited her cousin sister.I have never seen any girl as pretty as she is, many guys were going crazy about her. I walkedup to her and requested for her no. In a polite way, she said she didn't come with her phone. I said ok, then she visited her sister again knowing fully well that her sister travelled, but this time with her phone. I didn't waste anytime in collecting her no, Which she gave to me eagerly. I just took the no. And walked away without giving her mine, just said thanks. Later I called her the following day, she picked and uhm.....didn't interact much, maybe the environ she stays poses as a threat to our phone conversation. Bc it seems the girl is still a virgin to me, and probably from a strict home lol. But now she flashes me every now and then. Pls guys I am scared of being friendzoned, is this a green light? Should I go ahead and woo her. Any suggestion on how to win her heart and make her mine. Thanks

You sabi how to collect number waka like badt guy but you no sabi toast woman. O boy follow ur heart and attack or regret not doing so.

Holywizard:
omo i don fvck toto 4 dis world bt e remain to fvck
albino, mad woman, hausa girl, cripple & imbecìle

Craze dey worry uu
But if dats ur ambition, you'll get there.

belloabd1914:
Sounds like a joke to me, but op u said u don't initiate sex with ladies why touch her thigh 1st?

I think say na only me reason dat part.

Most people don't understand this thread.

If you need to up your #KpanshGame, get a pet ( a pitbull terrier preferably) and chicks will wanna hang out with you.

Guys with pets are mostly believed to be able handle responsibility more as well as show empathy. These are two of the most important qualities chicks look for in guys.

misshoree:
So we have gotten to d era where ladies now do this Chai

Its not a bad thing to do. Since women are equals in society, y can't they go get what they want anyway they see fit

DerrickM:
The page doesn't exist. Check & paste the correct link for @Khassy to review...

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DANO1011:
Chicks who get high tend to be more creative. They tend to be a little rebellious, a little edgy. It's not that they're troublemakers, though, they just have free spirits (and a lot of gear from Free People). So let's get to business :


9. She's good with her hands.
As a general rule of thumb (no pun intended), most true stoners are good with their hands – and, if she can skill a cone proper, she can always post up and roll my weed. And if you find a shorty with roll-up game, make sure you hold her down.

Trust me, there's nothing sexier than watching a chick finesse a t, or the fronto, with just a pair of elegant, manicured, hands – or split a Dutch with one, red painted, fingernail. I guess it's a visual thing, but it never gets old – at least not for me.


8. She doesn't sweat the small things.
Most of the time, conflicts that arise within relationships, stem from the pettiest sh*t. With that being said, when there are intense emotions invested, these same petty issues can sometimes double as the driving force behind more serious disharmony, among lovers.

Girls who smoke weed rarely sweat the small things, like gossip or drama, because they understand there's no time for that; there's no point in that.

7. She's good at sharing:

Stoner chicks make the best girlfriends because the entire concept of pot smoking, in general, promotes the notion of sharing.

Whether you “take two and ” or corner the edge of the bowl, so that both of you get fresh snaps from the bong – weed smoking and selfishness never match well together.
Life tip: If she leaves you a doobie clip on the bedside for when you wake up, before she leaves – that's love, baby. Put a ring on it… and always make sure to do the same for her.

6. She thinks for herself:

People who smoke weed get judged. It's frustrating; most of the time it's groundless, but – for the most part – it's also unavoidable. Hey, that's just the way it is (insert 2Pac “Changes” voice).
In spite of everything, the girl who smokes weed doesn't give one f*ck about what society says. She trusts her own intuition, and understands: If she likes something, she doesn't need any further approval. This is evident by the pack of OCB Slims hanging out of her denim back pocket.

She has an independent mind and, most importantly, thinks for herself. I f*ck with that.

5. She understands how to balance parts of life:

Yeah, I get it, smoking pot probably isn't the most responsible hobby one could pick up. Still, those who manage to find time to get high and also handle their business across all other walks of life, however, in my opinion, are the most well-rounded. Life is about doing the things you love.

The truest discipline isn't demonstrated by running away from things, or avoiding them entirely, it's proven through moderation and self-control. As long as you stay grounded with your ambitions, there's always a time to catch a flight.

4. She knows how to laugh:

Simply put, by dating a stoner girl – you'll always be laughing. And what more could you really ask for? With regard to relationships, laughter always seems to be the great equalizer. It reminds you everything doesn't always have to be so serious.

Although you might've spent the better portion of the day bickering with your girl over something you'll probably forget about, once you both finally settle down, and smoke on something together, you'll why you're together in the first place: because you’re happiest when together.

3. You'll never be bored together:

As long as the two of you can smoke on something, you'll never be bored. Sex is better high. Food is better high.
“Entourage” DVDs are better high.
Everything is better when you're high, and when you're lucky enough to get high with somebody you love, there will never be a dull moment.

Weed allows you to appreciate the subtle beauties of life, like a day spent walking around in the summer – or a night spent laying on the beach – blasting Tracy Chapman on max volume, blowing Swisher smoke, singing off-key.

2. She doesn't require much to be happy;

Weed smokers, by nature, typically aren't high-maintenance (neither of those puns were intended). As long as you're both healthy, and can find a couch to curl up together, life is good by her .
I mean, if you can find bomb food and something half-decent on Netflix, you probably wouldn't hear a complaint from her for months.

While she might have a taste for high-end fashion, or expensive dining, you know she really only sees these types of things as bonuses – and far from needs.
Deep down, she'd be just as pleased with a J, a pair of your sweats and some Chinese delivery.

1. She has good taste in music:
Potheads have the best taste in music. I mean, pot smokers get generalized on a daily basis, so, I figured there wouldn't be much harm in making one more. Nevertheless, I stand by this one.

There's a whole meditative aspect of blazing up. You need a certain level of feng shui, in order to fully enjoy your cypher, and that begins and ends with your soundtrack.

I'm pretty sure if my girlfriend ever asked me to throw on some “Spitta” or “ Jerry,” before lighting up – I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I'm guessing I'd just roll another one, though, and take it from there.

I totally agree.
Best relationship with no stress.
The synergy is off the charts

This thread is a waste of mb.
Someone has an absurd definition of naughty chat. This is child's play.

tommychow:
You really wasted my time, bro.

I swear

Played games. Truth or dare

petux:
Good Evening Nlanders,
This question pops my mind. I asked a few of my friends and i qot alotta replies which wasn't funny at all.
Guys, how would you feel or what will be your reaction if your bae or a friend you had it "raw" with is really carrying your baby? and you are still an undergraduate.

Firstly let me say a big congrats.
Remind us to come eat naming rice oo.

You either brave d storm and keep d child. It will be rough at first but worth it later on.
OR
You terminate d pregnancy and let it be a burden on ur relationship.

khassy:


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