NewStats: 3,265,214 , 8,186,030 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 09:54 PM 75p50

veegirl:


U said two. Dats three

i know ma'am

Jerryolumide:
dats 3 words, fool

naija cowards be forming brave behind there keyboards.....smh

** Two words **

Don't do it

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SuperMartins:
who be dis 1...na u I quote? Sm1 sayn gurls love to be treated as dogs na joke?? Dude dnt quote me again make I no use bad words for u abeg...

smh......some niggaz

SuperMartins:
The only annoying stuff on ur write-up is u comparing Ladies to Dogs...u mxt be Mad for dat! Honestly,u shuld use ur words d ryt way...Thank U

dude its a joke.....mr. Smartpants relax abeg

Dude.....its totally wrong

wateva the twins had together, ended the day you married her. Shez now a wife.

for me, my wife's unclothedness is my property and mine alone. You didnt marry her and the twin, did you.??......So why dae hell would that nigga see my glory whenever he wants....its f**kd up

Marriage demands that certain habits or characters are dumped before getting together......jeez mhan,.....and wt*f is he doing in your house anyway.....dont he have a wife or job.....kick his sorry arrsse out asap......and if he has a wife or when he marries, watch her strip unclad while he watches too so that he will know how you feel


jeez.....some naija chickz r just silly n sick
#Peehz out

nah Begonia Ooo......# Lavh her plenty

Begonia:
I always just assumed guys put their hands in their pockets while wooing a girl in order to seem confident. Never in my life would I have thought it had anything to do with an erecti0n..

well u shouldn't know.....Guycode forbids it

EroticAngelina:
lols, sorry

lolz dont be......itz kolo in a good way

EroticAngelina:
mmm! sexy huh! puhlease! its my babyy flavour that's the sexist!! fvck! check out those abs! I'll love to lick those abs, and watch him shiver under the touch of my tongue and roaming slender fingers! my my!!!! peter is also freaking hot!! hmmm his dicck bulge is really big I CNT breath!!!! who's the other guy? nyaya, hell, he shouldn't even be there!! nothing sexy about him!!

u daeh make me kolo Ooo

chukxie:


You're such a big liar! You got those pictures from www.fulldhamaal.com. There's no place in China were cockroaches are eaten. Funny how a lot of gullible people believed the nonsense you posted. It goes to show how truly brainless some people are. Which place did you travel to in China?

where this wan comot from.....better go wear your leash Ooo

Abeg Ooo someone should 'mention' me after d next dicefrost post.....NL.ers got gifts i tell ya

Mhen.....see Les*bians oo.
.....hey hey hey..... c'mon leave our women for us joor...pervertress

Danhumprey:

Give them the number 6th guy and they will bored the hell out of that guy!

80% of Naija girls are soooo boring,you will wonder if they really talk at all or have anything in their brain. Majority of those boring girls are the so-called "beautiful and sexy girls".

mhen e taya me sef oo

Begonia:
No, I don't agree.
I can definitely resist all these guys except maybe number 6

i wont bet on that ma'am

yep......thats me right there, No: 6

although most times she makes me do most of the talking, common to sing me a song na problem. Anyways i make her happy.
and her happiness makes me happy....no jokes

gebest: Yesssooo is our torn to shine, I TELL U GUYS NIGERIA IS GOING TO RULL THIS WORLD.

but first you have to learn how to spell RULE

Mprex: Op, if you looked @ that pix properly, you will see that there are no pants to be taken off in the first place

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

ifynairaland: My very thoughts. The phone dropped from my hands when I saw it. What's romantic about the name pumpkin?

cute Vegetable

This is a true life story.....no joke

NB: The person in the story below is not me Ooo.......Lets call him You......Mr. You Okafor

You went to a friends party, u met a lady for the first time. ''My Gush, this girl is very beautiful'' you exclaimed loudly. You wink for am, she just winked back and smile *wow perfect smile*......Sharply you approached her wer she was sitting and isolated her from her friends....VAAMMM u begin to wash her head, like smoked garri, she beging dae chop am fast fast * for your mind you this girl too cheap oo * ......you ask her for a dance, VAAMMM!!! she gree and when she stood up her perfect coke bottle figure 8 was conspicuous...* wow perfect arsenal and barca * kpa kpa kpa.......just like every girl, she don enter your car....kpo kpo kpo.....she don climb your bed, *Gush she is very hot* like an angry gorilla, u lift am up, nak am for grand, point her your black mamba.....na im she just shout ''NO NO NO NO i dnt want to hav se.x''.........like a gentleman u grumbly responded '' but maka why, i bought u suya na and emmm fried rice with chicken and took you out for shopping just like every other girl, what else??'' she said '' i dont sleep with guys for stuffs'' *wow shez not a slu.t* ''and i cant even have se.x on the first date'' *wow shez discilplined too*........'owk i can wait if thats what other guys do'......she come scatter your brain finally......''Mavel u silly boy, dont you knw am a virg*in, everyone knws naw, i tot u knew b4 asking me out''and just like every girl out there she said....''am keeping my self for my wedding night'' *wow shez untouched too*.....ZAAAMMMM!!!!! you wer tro sharpaly, beging call home for wedding arrangements......PIA PIA PIA......im parents and umuna don go visit.....PIM PIM PIM......Traditinal wedding , White wedding n Reception ........PAM PAM PAM......the awaited wedding night don reach......*u just dae smile like goat all tru d wedding buh pple dnt no why, cos u dae imagine ur wife na*ked* sharp sharp u just comot suit for car, comot shoe for parlour ''honey go and take your bath fast fast hurry'' ok darling she giggled......
Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen
you baff finish bounce enter room nake*d with testostero*ne gushing tru your veins. You Come see anoda woman for you room.......like every hypocritic man reading this u com shout ''Jeez, what kind of housemaid are u, this is day 1 and u r already messing around??'' *for my mind na my dumb wife wan try me if am a faithful person*....but i wish it was so, my brother and sister.
Shock and woe betided me when the woman spoketh forth and thou sounded like my wife.......she said darling its me naw......After 5mins na im i kon understand how my life don finish.....as i look ontop bed wetin i see na


rubber breast (with bra handle), long blonde hair wig, rubber nyash (with seat belt bukkle), magnetic earrings, etc......i started crying, as i raised my head up behold i saw a bald, dark, hipless, flat and of course Ugly puchaacha woman who was supposed to be my wife........all that was going through my head in the then silent room was ''for better for worse''...........feel free to imagine the rest

Abeg what should You do next.....

realteflon:
when she says 'hmm who is this, sorry I can't you' . guys don't try to explain yourself where you two met,if you do,you av lost that girl because she take you lik other dudes & tag you despirate . she knows. play the game back with her. say 'do you tell every guy that or those you like at first sight 'or 'you are not going to fool me with that,you av been doing this since you discovered you are a little good looking to others. inside you is a very emotional girl'.

gbam, at this point you av messd her psychy and defense. take it from me she would take you as her boyfriend because you know her inside but you really dnt know her,you only played d game better.

small boy.....

Begonia: Since you don't do 'church paroles', just text her; "Hey, how are you doing? How was your day? Just thought I should say hi. Sleep tight"
I don't know how you guys do it anyway but I'm guessing it's something like that.

Hello beautiful.....

bestestgirl: I don't watch nollywood. so let me just my presence hehehe

that makes 2 of us......

justmag:

Soo unnecessary! smh!

are u sure you are male??

justmag:

I think it depends on what u consider to be attractive.

dude when i said ''attractive'' i pretty much know that any normal person knows wat i meant, so i dnt knw who u are trying to play smart for

ladycomfort: It is not a bad idea as I also like associating myself with beautiful ladies like me

hmmm......girls be stealing beautiful girls meant for us.....itz nah fair oo

djeezy: You discriminate.

noh really....

Because shez really hot......#Sar*m*h....
plz dnt try to solve d puzzle

Is it a bad attitude that should be corrected or is it normal?
need mature opinions please.....

Hahahuhuhehhhegaga..........the time has come......ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE