NewStats: 3,262,013 , 8,175,874 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 02:34 PM 4414q

RedChiefPriest:
I hate my job
I hate my boss
I hate Mondays
I hate Weekend for always too short.

Anyways I don't have a job yet sha but I'm practising how I will be shouting at my work place.

Dj! 5 bottles of kunu for everybody on this thread.
Barman! Play me "all job na job" by batman and orezi.

We miss you

advanceDNA:


Mattwillz , Worldclass68 .... Shębí i talk am??

lolz you said it bro...them don land

advanceDNA:

...since u did not patiently read....I cannot help u.

Lmao don't mind dat blockhead

Is her name chinelo mary cynthia?

VeryWickedMan:
OP stand in front of a mirror.
See?

You look like a weakling.

If seun no give you nairalander member of the year award eh..i go deactivate my

I sit in my balcony and wonder how you feeling..i got a career that chase my time away from women...
drake na baba

Boss legend i be your number one fan but Pls i need mtn card to do something important..thanks bro cheers 09165543913

kingamaa:

Game never finish. Hope dey?

Be like eyes dey pain you..all hope is lost...

kingamaa:

Guy as he be so Na winning No be today we don dey beat Man. C, even when Arsenal no complete.

You were saying?

Ronaldo and Messi fans in the mud...

Me them friendzone me..i still knack the girl

God punish you for this fake story

Fira09:
This unknown club will draw a point with Man U and AET will be decider.

Thunder fire you

adefitim:
Shey no be Mayorkum girlfriend be this Osunde or na my eye Dey pain me?

As in eh..for that him new video

[quote author=buygala post=119777207]All these nairaland chefs


That's how I encouraged my cousin to engage a certain nairaland chef to cook for his wedding, due to the impressive food pictures she posts here..

The food she cooked for us ended up being a disaster.. Parts of the rice were not done, with excess seasoning, springrolls soaked in oil, among other stuff, and for reasons best known to her, meat she provided got finished before 150 guests had been served.. And yes, she dished the food herself and provided her own servers who she insisted we pay separately..

This was despite that online chef collected more than a Million naira to feed 250 wedding guests.. .. We had to have her arrested before she itted it was her 1st time cooking for a large number of people, hence the bad food.. Till date, Aunty can't explain how meat didn't reach more than half of the guests despite the humongous amount she was paid..
E sure me say na chanah1

Vilgax:
online privacy is an illusion.
know this and know peace.

but chill, you believe someone has been paying a hacker for over a decade just to spy on you and delete some messages?

chairman wetin na? you carry krabby patty formula for phone?

Lmao

I blame those wey carry Fake story for head

post=119613390:
GOAL
CHELSEA 1 1 Forrest.
We saw that coming. Too much pressure in the Chelsea Defence.


We will. No qualms.

No be only win...na draw

NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 1

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Werey You suppose give guys small grills but your own don expire...lmao

You and this your imaginary uncle everytime

Fake story from greatesttman aka obama victor usa

Useless man...if it Was alex that apologized,she wouldn't have replied him...useless simps everywhere

She has to keep paying the price for fame..most of you wouldn't understand

Fake story

ecolime:
She caught the Omah Lay's 'soso' Poto Poto masquerade virus.

the guy sabi shoot rubbish video!

Honchoslim16:
Yo bro.... You heard this 'Roll a Opp' by Yung Sinns and 21 Savage.
It's a drill beat!
Damn, 21 savage is something else!!

PoliteActivist:


Na lie. Those kain people, like Seun, no dey believe in jazz

Na seun own baffle me ...i mean,with all the money and all...sometimes i ask myself,how did he get to the top?

Honchoslim16:

I don't agree Drake helped keep his Career Afloat.........Metro Boomin did!

PoliteActivist:


Na lie. Otherwise he for don jazz all these rich babes like Linda Ikeji collect their money

I swear bro...but if them linda ikeji dem tell u the jazz dem carry for body,you no go chop food three days straight!

The story is not the problem...My problem is the way you guys carry this fake story for head..It baffles me...

BigMoneyeye:
different humans with different nature. Have you seen the Governor of kaduna state, EL Rufai.

@op if you are ready and can get her recent PICTURE i can link you up make we jazz the girl with better love juju.. 100% guaranteeed

Bros are you serious?..Pls text me your number now..i just want to use it for like a month but i hope it can be broken later?