NewStats: 3,263,941 , 8,181,984 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 09:27 PM 4w3b4t

uihebom: Nonsense celebrity ,If you sue smirnoff for N50m and you expect other brands to sign you as an ambassador.on what ground sef;dat smirnoff asked a security man in an event place to slap any ugly looking bitc-h.to me I know she must have been rude to the guy. Nigerian securities are more concern about tips dey will get not beat people. I will stab myself in the eyes with fork if dem carry dis thing go front page.

heheheheheh

Mod, abeg front page (one puff puff 4 u)

Seun:
For not ing me privately before posting this, I hereby resign from my position as the owner and of Nairaland and the politics section. Good bye to you all!

does this mean i would no longer get banned for trolling?

even with all these state of the art technology guarding the air force one, i will still be aviophobic onboard that aircraft

sasview: I hope frsc will not call this one hoax again

i guess it will even be better if it were

after dis, i m now suppose to do wat?

1forall: The hot, spicy food, some elements of the culture and church service naija style.

yeah, i really like the naija church service style, alot of energy during praise/worship sessions, thats sometin to miss real hard

Julieccentric:


Dear Father, Please give me a husband like this sweet guy! You know my hear desires..You said I should ask and you would give to me. There are lots of archaic thinking traditional African guys out there..please don't let them cross my path for marriage..Thank you Jesus!

i say AMEN for you sista

didisky:

If you are not married u won't understand.

thank u sir.

[size=5pt]though i'm not yet married [/size]

A very large number of naija guys r so unromantic, cooking for your wife should be one of the most romantic things a man should do sometimes for his wife, as for me, i will like to show off my cooking skills to my wife, if anybody like make e die

obisage:

sometimes one just gotta be natural...

natural on top the poor rat head abi?

halle_berry: My struture

chemical or molecular?

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God is great, see how healthy that Alice baby looks now, come to think dat she was minutes away from been 'switched off'?, destiny child she is.

TGIF- Thank God Its Friday
CV- Curriculum Vitae
HRM- His/Her Royal Majesty
HRH- His royal Highness
PTO- Please Turn Over
MD- Managing Director
GM- General Manager

Karleb: What of TTYL & LYSM

TTYL- talk to you later
LYSM- love you so much

my dimple, though its one sided sha

alala dakosta: at that age i play suwe non stop till nigth before settling down to watch willi willi don die.nice one though.happy for him.

roflmaoooooooo, pls dont brake my rips for me ooooo.

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very pathetic, and our parents r not even helping matters at all.
I have a family friend whose son at a very tender age showed interest in computer devices, i notice the way he navigates smart fone, i ask him what he wuld like to study and surpisingly he said computer science..., i told the mum about it and encourage her to get him a pc or a lap top, but i was surprise to hear that she bought him a PS2(play station) for ing his exams in fyling colours..., imagine dat, a comp. game instead of a pc, he is twelve now...

jbrodaly:
I fit connect you na

ah, tanks bro, but i already got 1, she is benin

Table Leg :
Bite a bullet!

and die in the process

Paypal+:
Hi Add blacberry pin: 2686B26D

now dis should get me really angry .

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i work with dis notion in mind whenever i'm angry:
i tell myself its uncivilize to allow ur rage control u
and its immature not to be able to control ur anger

JOYCEOUS: hw u tek knw??

u said initially dat no guy loves u and dat isnt possible, for you to be appreciated, u most 1st appreciate urself.

so if u tink no guy loves u, dat simply means u dont love urself.

JOYCEOUS: Cuz no guuy luvs me.

cos u dont love ursef

all those talking about right woman/right man, 1st of all ask urself how right r u?

nice thread, i want to get married to a benin woman, they are beautiful people

babyosisi: Isn't this the same story of yesterday with folks raining curses on an evil woman?
Una do see am

its not same story, yesterday's own was in lagos, dis 1 happened in asaba

i was struggling wit 3 n a half before, all of a sudden, i dont know where they all went to
now i'm left with only 1

Ishilove: Personally, 6packs don't trip me. I prefer a guy with a well toned and flat tummy. 6packs make me very uncomfortable. I dunno why.

does 6packs of N1000 notes makes u uncomfortable too?

lol at topic, reminds me of good ol days...

thinking...

jude33084: are these two stories related?

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/attachments/957165_baby_2_png7b0dfe849c62469a52b333ed9e9f3195

no, they r not, this 1 happened in Asaba, the other happened in Lagos(link)

J12: How will this stop meat selling in oshodi?

lollllllll, so u neva still 4get this meat seller mata?

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purple is a royal color, befits their status, they look gorgeous