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Which one is Beckford? 🤨Please tell us his real Nigerian surname so we can know his ethnicity. 🙁

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Can't believe I watched all the videos from beginning to end, thoroughly enjoyed them. Thanks for sharing

What's this supposed to mean?

Wetin we wan do with this nonsense story? 😕

Mount Scarecrows at strategic positions in the farm or better still set traps.

Dougad:
LMAO. Nearly happened to me in SS1 during a difficult practical exam. Time was running out and I had barely made any progress, of which the result contributed greatly towards the final grade of the subject. Simply, if you failed the practical, you stood a higher chance of failing the subject.

I looked up, almost all my friends had submitted. The few remaining were getting ready to as well. The lab once full was now almost deserted. The teacher, who was fond of me, began calling out my name. "Dougad! What are you still doing here? You're smarter than this. I thought you'd be the first to finish."

I was sweating profusely. Next thing, I was sporting a rock, solid boner—one of the hardest in my life at that point. Anyone with a side profile view of me would have thought I was making love to the table. Thankfully, unlike this OP, I did not "nut."

Oh my God! I died from laughing! 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

Wimkeh:


This has happened to me before but it was Igbo exam I was taking. The teacher knows my mum very well so I couldn’t afford to fail. Lo and behold, I wrote nothing. Immediately she said “Pens Up” I came violently.

Now this cracked me up real bad. 🤣😆🤣🤣

DGREATE:
Guys,is there a permanent cure for prostate enhancement? If you are aware of any permanent solution to it, please comment below 👇. 🙏 Thanks

Which one is prostate enhancement? You mean prostate enlargement?

Femack:
A car that was in my care was stolen on the (1st of may.2025)still difficult for me to explain how all this happened,I parked at a popular junction here in benin city,at ulegun market junction immediately after bridge idogbo,upper sakponba, its around 9:pm i quietly parked at the junction just for me to cross to an aboki man t to get a fast indomie,I perfectly central locked the motor and locked the steering neck,the key was with me just for me to cross back the car was no-where to be found,with alot of my belongings and people's money inside a cash of above 1.8million was hide under the center sit, including 3posmachine power Bank my shop key inside
It's a [b][/b]a Toyota sienna 2006model dark blue color,still in tears writing this message because the car was just brought back from workshop where I upgraded it and spray it newly,it just a day interval.
If anyone has any details at all in recovering this car should help me out, already report to the police.

REG.NUMBER..KWC123SV
Chassis number.4T3ZF19C63U540686
ENGINE NUMBER.1MZ8155626
I don't have the recent picture of it but is as clean as this one I ed

I'm sorry to say this, but you're stupid.

You have about 1.8 million Naira that is not yours and you hid it in a car that doesn't even belong to you and parked it late at night at a junction, to go and eat indomie. Your stupidity is top notch.

Indomie kii you dia! 😕 By the time you finish paying for the car and refunding the money you'd learn a valuable lesson.

folake4u:



@ the bolded.

Even if he hit her?? Are you serious right now?

5 to 10 years ke? If you kill, you will be killed.

In Nigeria, we are governed by the Criminal Code (for Southern states) and Penal Code (for Northern States). Abuja is in the North and the punishment for culpable homicide is the death penalty by hanging.

You're the ignorant one here please, if you don't know something, just simply ASK questions to gain clarity.

Madam judge don't allow sentiment becloud your sense of reasoning. Where is the forensic report that proved that Osinachi's death was as a result of trauma to any part of her body? Or you want to the judgement based on sentiment that she's a woman.

The rubbish you're talking about dichotomy between northern and southern Nigerian justice codes is thrash, cos we can't have one country where different justice systems apply in different regions. All the murderous Boko Haram suspects in northern Nigeria, how many of them have been sentenced to death? You're just talking nonsense!

This is simply a travesty of justice. There's no proof beyond doubt that this man killed Osinachi, and you're sentencing him to death? Of course he has the right of appeal to a higher court, cos it's obvious the judge that delivered this judgement is high on colos or a worse drug. 🙁

denko:
Your reason and intention of demoralizing the pulpit are baseless.

Discrediting, demonizing, casting aspersion.

Not demoralizing

What kinda stupid judge delivered this over handed sentence?! ☹️

What's the forensic evidence that he killed her? Even if he hit her a couple of times prior to her death, is that enough to sentence him to death? In sane climes a sentence of between 5 to 10 ten years would have sufficed since he didn't murder her in Cold blood.

Nigerian judges are illiterates. 😕

Low budget OBO 🤓

Maybe na im long lost twin.

ImpartialGuy:
Being a Nigerian is beginning to look like a curse! RIP to dead!

Oga, it's always been a curse. 🙄

goslowgoslow:

Ignorance is disease you need mental health medicine.

Stop mentioning me you M0ronic JW dingbat.

goslowgoslow:

Ignorance is disease you need mental health medicine.

Go hang yourself you deluded and brainwashed Jehovah's witness. Discombobulated dotard. 🙄

goslowgoslow:

Ignorance is a disease, you need mental help!

You Jehovah's witnesses need the mental health assessment more.

It's only a cult that brainwashes its to the level JW does, It's only a cult that dis fellowships any member that 'strays', or marries from outside the fold, it's only a cult that sees other Christians as pagans and only see themselves as people of God, it's only a cult that would rather see its die from blood shortage instead of receiving blood transfusion, etc.

Jehovah's witness is a big time cult. 😕

MaxInDHouse:

Jehovah's Witnesses will never arrest anyone for speaking against us just as true disciples of Christ who believe that it's normal for critics to speak against us even lie against us just as Jesus has told us they will do! Matthew 5:11-12

Jehovah's witnesses is a sect, a cult.

Palmpay debt abi Fair money?

Islam is a cancer!

Islam is a blight!

Islam is terror!

I tried to keep a straight face while looking at the pictures. But I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing. I don't really know why.

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Happy birthday to baby Nkubi.

Babalola0920:
We have alot missing people
This news are under reports
In ijora area of Lagos State we have 2 missing children since last week Sunday
And this has been the situation on ground for years yet nothing has been done ✔️
Meaning those incharge might be complacent

Complicit.

You should report any case of assault to the police.

20k per month as salary for and adult male? Modern day slavery.

SpaceAngel:
That's 5th gen, 2013 to 2018 model for 2M locally used. Price too cheap.
The car uses CVT instead of automatic transmission , one major failure point and can cause you sorrow and a whole lot of expenditure. Check transmission very well if you must buy and use specified CVT fluid else it's gone
The electrical connections and sensors are also another area that's sensitive.
Don't take to areas that have flood.

Fuel economy is good. I believe this is 4 cylinder even the v6 is fairly ok.
You equally need to know how to diagnose faults using scanners and don't give to any trial and error roadside mechanic, else the car will turn to junk in no time

Lastly, do I advise a first time that's may not be conversant with cars to buy the Naija used Altima, NO .

Thanks so much for this. I really appreciate it.

2cribz:
Go and buy micra
Idiot

We all know you have no input to make as you don't have a car and will never have a car.

Get off this thread instead of displaying your stupidity m0ron.

demoBaba:
Avoid that car please.

Reason?

mikdaf:
The price of this car is more than 2m for ed but kindly be careful do your due diligence before making any transfer. Once money change hands it's difficult to retrieve.

Okay, thanks so much for your input. I'll be mighty careful.