NewStats: 3,263,201 , 8,179,391 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 03:58 AM 23242u

Theopneustos:
A pained housewife has taken it into her hands to print posters of her husband sidechick to publicly embarass her and she went further to place them at strategic areas of public view.
What do you think about this?
Do you think it's the best approach?
Could she have done more or less?

Most times, the source of most of our problems can be seen every time we face the mirror.
Marriage is highly overrated.

jeromestarks:
We were seven friends growing up. After University, we lost due NYSC posting.
Last week, we reunited at the wedding of the daughter of our village head.
To my surprise, the five that are married are not looking good at all. It was so obvious that the lady who served us food (also our close friend) asked one of us if he is sick. This guy use to have swag and clean beards then. But now, his beards look so scattered. His potbelly starts from his chest. His face have become so wide and flat. His hairs are all gone. Like nothing on his head again but skin. Clothes couldn't fit him again. Unlike when we were in the university. This guy was tall and handsome but I don't understand how he now look short, fat with shoulders raised to the neck.


He isn't the only one that looked frustrated. One can't even walk well again. Stroke? He said no. Then what happened?
The painful one is the guy who use to be gentle and happy. We all knew this guy as a jovial person. Omo! When we met at the wedding ceremony, this guy looked so depressed. The pains he goes through daily show on his face.

I thought it was the journey that put so much frustrations on them but all of them came to the wedding by fight!
The had rested in a nearby hotel for two days before the wedding day. So why did the look so bad?
The annoying part is that, as we discussed over drinks, these guys still say dumb shitts like "marriage is good oooo. Do and get married"
And I was like "marriage is good but look at you guys. You're all shadows of yourselves. Is this how you were 9 years ago?"
They all agreed that the are going through hard times caused by marriage.

I and the one who is not married looked so clean, happy and healthy. We don't have problems. We chilled with young girls at the event. We were so attractive. Unlike our married counterparts.


Omo, married men are going through a lot ooo.

Let us face facts and stop deceiving ourselves.
What exactly do men gain from marriage?
Tell me one thing you are getting as a married man that you couldn't get as an unmarried man. Just one thing.

Damilareshakur:
Lmfao, please what's "Adams enwe" or is it what I'm thinking too??

Adaka enwe means monkey.

Leonyluiz:
Good day all. I use a Honda Accord 2006. 4 Plugs. I recently replaced the Compressor and the Condenser. But I noticed that the AC stalls the engine badly. It got so bad that it refused to pull away from a traffic light until i switched off the AC. What are the possibilities of what might be wrong?

This is hardly the kind of issue we can help you with on nairaland. If someone did work and a problem arose, simply take it back to him to undo what he did. There's no way we will know for sure what he did wrong. Having said that, how was the car behaving before the initial compressor got spoiled? If it was working well with the initial compressor, then you should know what your problem is.

CuriousCart:


How much did you spend on this please?

It beats me why people come to nairaland to ask for price. Why not go to market and get real price? Why do you think the price he will give you here is more authentic than what you will get in the market? If you don't want to go to market yourself, then stop suspecting your technician of cheating you.

Kido90:
No regrets whatsoever. Money makes the world go round. With this, you can meet most needs of your wife and family.

Enjoy as much as you can as a single guy because, you will have to stop most of them when married. Even your best friend will be pushed aside.

Marry a fine woman so the reflection of her beauty in the children will be a source of fulfilment for you.

In other words, if you marry adaka enwe, she go born adaka enwe for you. And when you look at your children, all you will see is adaka enwe.

Elusive001:





Bros your matter will be in seasons and episodes.

With this do you still think any heaven for you?

Which heaven exactly? Omo, leave heaven till when I die. For now, all we want is a country lead by reasonable and sensible humans. Not the one lead by drug runners, election riggers and tax collectors.

okoro:
No to Hausa Fulani Ass-licker

And yes to mother kisser?

PARADIZEPRIEST:
YOU ARE ASSUMING YOUR OFFICE OF IGNORAMUS,I DONT TALK TO HALF LITERATES LIKE YOU.BUZZ OFF BOY.CASE CLOSED ,QED

This dude is just funny. "CASE CLOSED, QED", hahahahahahahaha. Omo calm down. I'm not competing with you in stupidity. You win hands down.

Nonso92:


Please check your email sir 🙏

I've already replied your mail and given you my number. You should check your mail, sir.

Namzy:


I can't for the life of me get the type of MPG on my honda accord 2004 i4. Especially with the increased fuel price, it's frustrating. There's no check engine light only abs code for right abs sensor. I'm getting like 12 mpg although it's mainly major city driving with bad roads and I have only hit 26 mpg once on fairly good road away from my daily commute. Both readings were done with a obd 2 car scanner app that calculates MPG. The traditional way of measuring MPG after refill is ridiculed with errors as I suspect fuel station meters have been tampered with and I calculated 8.7 MPG using this method.

My calculations is obviously not perfect. The metre of the fuel station doesn't matter. What matters is how many miles you get on one full tank. 8.7mpg translate to travelling about 148.77miles on one full tank. It is called "range" and it should be about 360m in city and above 500m on highway. These numbers are highly variable depending on the kind of city and the kind of highway (road and traffic).
So if the calculation is too erroneous for you, just reset your trip meter after filling your tank and check the number by the time your tank is almost empty (or completely empty).
The capacity of your tank is 17.1gal. So whatever miles you get from your trip meter on empty, divided by 17.1 is your average mpg.
...
17.1 gallons is roughly 65litres. So if you buy more than 65litres (especially when your tank was not completely empty) then your fuel station are scammers. Note that this 65litres is when the nozzle clicks off. Not till the tank overflows to the ground.
Note that if you tires bigger than the ones your car came with from the factory, that will also introduce errors into this calculation. In fact, your speedometer, your odometer, your trip meter will not be well calculated by your car.

xcitedjay:


Consider writing like this next time:

"If you don't understand it, then by all means, move on. If it sickens you to read, then don't. I never requested your opinion. You and your friend should learn to appreciate what people are giving you for free."

Eliminating negativity in your communications will help people perceive you in a better light. Kind regards.

Mr. Lecturer, thanks for the lecture. But I don't need it and I never asked for it. I think your entitled and ungrateful friends need it more if they want to keep getting help from people here.

xcitedjay:


In most online car communities all over the world, there is a lot of knowledge sharing in helpful manner. However, some of our people tend to fall into the trap of being conceited after getting some basic knowledge on cars. I'm not sure they realise that the automotive industry is constantly evolving. EVs are gaining popularity among car owners, and the knowledge of internal combustion engines would be outdated soon.

This was your post. It is full of ungratefulness and entitlement. So maybe you should start by lecturing yourself on how to appreciate the people that come here to offer free help to people that need it. You really need that lecture. After that, then we will lecture you on why ICE is not going anywhere anytime soon.

princetom1:
I quickly go ask google
Thank god the reference is from even punch newspaper here... So wtf

Be careful how you use information gotten from Google.
Autopsy on decomposing or decomposed body "can" find cause of death. The word is "can". It is not "will find". This means there is a chance it may not. If you hit someone with a hammer and cracks the person's skull leading to his death, the skull will remain cracked even after the flesh has rotted away. But if you slice the person's wrist and he bleeds out, you will not have a skin to examine one month later. The longer the postmortem period, the less the autopsy will find. Any cause of death that affects the bones will be seen after decomposition.

alaricsaltzman:
Hello house, please I need help with a nagging issue.

My Honda CRV 2010 has a P0303 error that has refused to disappear for months. I've switched and replaced the plugs, coil and fuel injector (nozzle). Once I clear the error code, the car returns to normal and fires well for a few days after which the code returns, causing the car to jerk and rough acceleration.

Please what could be the issue so I can resolve it once and for all?

cc: kingreign, luvinhubby, jceesquare

When you swapped the coil, did the code change?

Nonso92:
Do you think it is possible for us to have naira to be this strong?

Nothing is impossible in this life.
But with the crop of leaders we have now, with the unpatriotic mentality of the average Nigerian, and with the influence Britain and other western countries have on Nigeria (neocolonialism), I'd say a big NEVER.

xcitedjay:


Your post lack coherent information which makes you sound unintelligent. Your submissions are for the most part filled with a lot of negative words that is sickening to read. Just compare what you wrote in this post and what the last person you quoted wrote. Please do better.

Thank you.

If your brain is not developed enough to understand it, then by all means, move on. If it sickens you to read, then don't. Please nobody asked for your opinion. You and your ungrateful friend should learn to appreciate what people are giving you for free.

samsard:
People get annoyed even if it's rocket science they're talking about. I'm sure everyone here has things to do offline/online. The guy needed help and was not providing all the basic information needed to help him make a diagnosis like car brand, model name and year.
Internal combustion engines are not going to be outdated any time soon, at least not in this part of the world. Hybrid car sales grew faster than EV this year worldwide. EV time will come but ICE still relevant.

The dude is just being silly. Waiting for when EVs will take over just to make people's knowledge of ICE irrelevant. I can't help but laugh.
Let's even assume the time comes tomorrow, won't there still be people that have the "basic knowledge" of the EVs? I'm sure there will be. And guess what, it is the exact same people that have the knowledge of ICEs that will still acquire the knowledge of EVs. Actually, some of them are already acquiring it as we speak. Some already paying to acquire the knowledge. So, that dude is just delusional.

xcitedjay:


In most online car communities all over the world, there is a lot of knowledge sharing in helpful manner. However, some of our people tend to fall into the trap of being conceited after getting some basic knowledge on cars. I'm not sure they realise that the automotive industry is constantly evolving. EVs are gaining popularity among car owners, and the knowledge of internal combustion engines would be outdated soon.

And people tend to fall into the trap of being over entitled. Some people spend years gathering the experience, some pay for this information, some pay to learn, some have suffered a lot of setbacks and humiliation gathering this knowledge and then over entitled you comes along and thinks you have a right to it. Bros, go get your own "basic knowledge", nobody is stopping you.
Ignorant you is hoping EVs will make their knowledge useless, abi? This is nothing but laughable. Anyways, let's wait till then.

theadeola:


Bro, can I get your WhatsApp number?

I'm afraid I can't put my number here. But I've sent you a mail.
Although I'd prefer our discussion here so others can also learn.

countryman13:

I expected a simple n coherent answer from U bt it seems U dont know how to go about it

Who gives a f**k about your expectations? Definitely not me.

theadeola:


Pray tell, this is the vtc solenoid, right?

Yes

OmobaDe10th:
Hello Good evening
Have you seen this code before P2649 on a 2006 honda accord V6 and how did you deal with it please

No I haven't. But Google says it's mainly an electrical fault. Make sure your oil is in other, though.

Macmilla:

Chairman, one quick question.
In removing a cat converter, which method is better between gutting and straight piping?
I have a 2005 accord with a gutted cat, it sounds a bit like a leaking exhaust and I'm not sure why. Probably due to the absent cat. I've had 3 different beaters look at it and all insisted there was no leak. I don't mind living with the sound as it is, but I was wondering if putting a straight pipe in place of the cat pot will make it sound better or add any benefit overall.
Thanks.

@ GAZZUZZ

Akanoaaa:


Omoh... Have made a terrible mistake. The goods is just $31 and I was offered to receive $19 and still keep the goods or return it and get full refund. But the seller will pay the shipping fee. I get to Nipost now, and I was told China is not going through.

When will you people learn that returning items from AliExpress is not an option. You shou6only consider it as a very last and desperate option.

PARADIZEPRIEST:
YOU ARE ASSUMING YOUR OFFICE OF IGNORAMUS,I DONT TALK TO HALF LITERATES LIKE YOU.BUZZ OFF BOY.CASE CLOSED ,QED

English don suffer for your hand. Please learn to punctuate better and use the space bar. You are giving us headaches with all these nonsense you are writing.

countryman13:

Was Tinubu installed? Because i ed we voted as a nation early last year. Na wa ooo

My brother wetin you no know you. Let's just leave it at that.

PARADIZEPRIEST:

YOU GO SCHOOL NI? YOU NO DEY HEAR ENGLISH?
IMPERIALISM extending a country's power and influence through colonization, use of military force,on one s country or other countries.
Togo president wants to colonize his country.

I'm assuming you went to school. But if you actually did, you should've been able to differentiate between imperialism and colonisation, neither of which is what the president of Togo is doing. You have basically wasted your parents' money in school if you can't even use the dictionary. Please use the words you understand. I'm begging you.

countryman13:

I think it's high time president Tinubu called one of his ECOWAS boys to order before Khaki boys keep him for house arrest. Greed na African leaders Botanical name

In case you don't know, it is the same people that installed Tinubu that is enabling the Togo man. It is all in the interest of one people and Tinubu can not bite the finger that fed him. If he tries it, he will not like where he will see himself.

PARADIZEPRIEST:
Imperialism not allowed in Africa BY the UN this president is going down soon.

What is this one talking about?

Kennitrust:
The development follows the g of a controversial and widely condemned new constitution by President Faure Gnassingbe






www.withinnigeria.com

The West will not see this now, but when you do a coup now to save yourself, all of them will start making noise.

Nvestor02:


He has the best plan of all the government, the current situation in Nigeria may not be lovely but e go sweet at the end

Bro, this is exactly 10mths since you made this post. How market? Are you still optimistic?

Simpubozz:
With the way things are going, there will soon be revolution. The government is really pushing people to the limit

Who will do the revolution? You? The yorubas? The hausas? Or the Igbos?