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 lyricalpontiff(m): 11:01am On Jul 19, 2014 |
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I am a land surveyor and I tell you, this obscure course of mine is the most lucrative even at the student level. Many people don't know so they under rate it along with other environmental science courses.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
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When Ameachi waz in Uniport,he read the gods are not to be blamed by Ola Rotimi so much that his peers started calling him Rotimi jokingly until it stock...just like Tonto dike. "Toto" waz her nick name so she tushed up the name.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 1:17pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
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I know my tables, I'm not a waiter But I'm serving u love calculus Until I go off the tangent In this poetic geometry I won't move in circles I know my area U are a sugary 4 square, sweet 16 If I say u are average,I must be mean Check the statistics,u r my prime factor U can count on me like ur calculator I'll take u up & be the denominator I'm after u,not V like numeral five I'm love drunk,I drink & derive (formulas) If u are too(2) negative,of course that's a plus Read the sine(sign) like trigonometry Like tan45 degrees, I'm d 1 for U B4 I met u,my heart waz a null set Now my head dey swell,up is bigger I'm just like an improper fraction I see the future,u need (รท) the vision(division) Our love has greater powers Like exponential expressions It will speak volumes like Length * width * height Not quadileteral but fly like a kite High to infinity maybe heaven Let's be 5 & 6 like 11 Until we pie like 22/7 D chord of our covenant isn't in an arc Me & other girls aren't Even,always @ odds If u catch me, pls use logs & surds I'm not like other guys, u can dy/dx Our love isn't an equation on square numbers Itz so deep, u can't find the root We can make a good binary relationship Ur features r like a scalene triangle,no equal U r too much like spherical excess If we break up,I will still find X don't ask Y U r my number 1 like roman numeral I I swear, u are 2(too) up right like square I'll put food on top of ur 4 figured table Love is like maths text books It comes with problems If yours is too intense(2 in 10s) like 10210 I will solve u b4 I drop my pen Chinweike David Okwu(Lyrical Pontiff)
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:41am On Sep 20, 2013 |
utumunta: He who the gods want to kill; they first make mad! Do u know that even Oyedepo ed his 4 jets with foreign s, when u talk of corruption pls count Ameachi out,if u hate his guts pls deal with it. What u did is to give a dog a bad name and hang it. |
| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:37am On Sep 20, 2013 |
Humphreydis: The last tym i saw Amechi on Tv he looks frustrated....see as d guy reduce finish...just fighting himself,why not concentrate on d governance of ur state....notin is improving in PH...absolutely notin!...ever since he stepped into office na one quarrel or d other,if no b im family na GEJ...or his fellow Governors.....dats wat we get wen we vote a tug into office. U must be anti truth,I stay in ph and I know that the level of construction work in the state is at an all time high...if u hate Ameachi,I suggest u should gently commit sucide. |
| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:32am On Sep 20, 2013 |
ukemilia: Amechi u too dey talk..u b woman?everywere u go u must fight ,Abeg finish n comot make anoda person enter joor I pray God should make u to be a woman like Jonathan,smh...so u are already tired of hearing the truth. Sorry 4 U 1 Like |
| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:28am On Sep 20, 2013 |
ritux: Amaechi Your Father Shege Waka for you ediot Thunder will fire ur own father, goat |
| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:26am On Sep 20, 2013 |
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U all are just saying none sense ,I stay in ph and I travel round the country,there in no govern like Ameachi and Jonathan knows. U all should be ashamed of urselves when u criticise Ameachi because he is opposing the president,don't u know Jonathan is a CURSE to the South South especially Rivers State where he grew,and u expect radicals like Ameachi to keep quite and him yet u will cry that u want change. I've been fasting since that God should give us a president with a Lion heart like Ameachi come 2015 because Jonathan doesn't know what he is doing in aso rock. Long live Ameachi and sooner than later all his critics will swallow der words.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 11:36am On Sep 18, 2013 |
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U are very correct,the African problem is such d@ if it happens in other areas of the world,they can't survive it...my dad once told me that Festac 77 is the cause of our backwardness.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:22pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
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How can I make enquires? Any number?
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 5:50pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
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Ahhh! Another annoying August again As an articulate author appropriately adept at alliteration, assembling alphabet accurately appears achievable. Already aware and alarmed about all anomalies and anathema almost always affecting Africa and Africans. Aids aiding, acquiring attention Aggressively arranged as an agent aimed at attacking and antagonizing Africans as adversaries. After absorbing Akara and Akamu anger aroused, as at adolescent age artificial acts abounds. Abomination! Abortion accelerates as adults allow adultery, abstinence absent as arrange and aristos are always available. Abobi abeg avoid Azikwe axis as ashawos arbitrarily astonishing abilities. Aggrieved ASUU arose, abandoned academic activities. Agricultural advancement approach avoidably absent. Ameachi's istration applauded awesomely (astronomical achievement) acquired awards and accolades. Ahah! Airport attacks, arrested airplane Aro and ayiperere aloud(allowed) around Assemby area as angry akpobilike actors acolytes apportioned acidic accusations and allegations. Abuja anti-Ameachi armies attempted an abracadabraic agenda Alcohol amplified addicts Applicants always applying After accepting armnesty, albinos abducted as ammunitions accumulated. Apparently autocracy arising automatically across Africa. Arsene assassinates Arsenals' agenda Alright, alliteration always an awesome answer... 1 Like |
| lyricalpontiff(m): 1:44pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
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Wow,I love the beginning when uu said u flew in from ph. The truth is that Rivers state is really the treasure base of the nation. Nice poem,how can I be invited 4 the next edition of the show?
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 5:25pm On Jul 23, 2013 |
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2nd 2 comment
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 2:51pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
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Pls let's continue with this thread
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:28pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM9P9nxNMA8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzM9P9nxNMA8
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 3:12pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
emk4lif: Ameachi studied law in London while he was speaker of the state assembly. He also has masters in Law. So stop judging him with the 3rd class he had. 1 Like |
| lyricalpontiff(m): 5:23pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
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Front page plsssssss
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 5:19pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
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To say my papa na politician E for show for my flesh,spirit and soul Now even coal tar sef dey cry out 4 my sole *mtcheew* I know why I sighed I for no grow up for waterside To say my papa na politician We for get three swimming pools 4 compound All my wahala for nede compound I no for trek from Rumuokoro reach Aggrey When I toast all these girls,dem 4 dey agree To say my papa na politician U know how e for be I for dey make buzz, wetin be bee? I for be better obedient son I for hot dey shine like Sun If my dad were to be a politician My academics will sit on the hiltop not dale Aladumo,Bereton,Brookstone,Charlesdale I no for dey RUST inside UST All the scholarship for dey my fingertip To say my papa na politician NA only pepper for rest,I no for rest I for... Forget the rest Now with deep teary voice, I balw Restlessly moving from side to side like eyeball To say my papa na minister or commissioner Of Power and Steel E for give am power to steal Naira,Dollars,Euros,Pounds,Franc Still pose front of tv like he is frank To say my papa na politician dem for just dey suspend,dey suspend All this power tussle,I no know when e 4 end If only say my papa na Ameachi I for no dey scrub avu etichi As my papa no come be politicain Thank God say him no dey with the mortician I just wish he was in dat alluring den of rogues I wish politics was no in vogue To say my papa na politician...
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 11:10am On Jun 17, 2013 |
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To say my papa na politician E for show for my flesh,spirit and soul Now even coal tar sef dey cry out 4 my sole *mtcheew* I know why I sighed I for no grow up for waterside To say my papa na politician We for get three swimming pools 4 compound All my wahala for nede compound I no for trek from Rumuokoro reach Aggrey When I toast all these girls,dem 4 dey agree To say my papa na politician U know how e for be I for dey make buzz, wetin be bee? I for be better obedient son I for hot dey shine like Sun If my dad were to be a politician My academics will sit on the hiltop not dale Aladumo,Bereton,Brookstone,Charlesdale I no for dey RUST inside UST All the scholarship for dey my fingertip To say my papa na politician NA only pepper for rest,I no for rest I for... Forget the rest Now with deep teary voice, I balw Restlessly moving from side to side like eyeball To say my papa na minister or commissioner Of Power and Steel E for give am power to steal Naira,Dollars,Euros,Pounds,Franc Still pose front of tv like he is frank To say my papa na politician dem for just dey suspend,dey suspend All this power tussle,I no know when e 4 end If only say my papa na Ameachi I for no dey scrub avu etichi As my papa no come be politicain Thank God say him no dey with the mortician I just wish he was in dat alluring den of rogues I wish politics was no in vogue To say my papa na politician...
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:04pm On May 24, 2013 |
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Congratulations 2 d governor of all governors...front page plsssssss
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2013 |
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The truth is, Ameachi will defeat Jonathan even if Jonathan is the president. he defeat OBJ 2ru d court. He. Will be re-elected 2moro.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 9:59am On Apr 21, 2013 |
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Hi Nairalanders,tomorrow is my sweethearts' birthday and I need your advice on what I will do to impress her and her few friends that will be present.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 11:01am On Apr 14, 2013 |
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Ameachi is not perfect but he is not the sinner u describe him 2 be. He is a child of destiny just like GEJ but he knows more about the 3 tiers of government more than any Nigerian. He headed the legislative arm for 8 years and was nick named speaker of all speakers. Between the 8 years he had LLB in law in a London University making him knowledgable of the Judicial arm of government.now he is the governor of governors heading the Executive arm of government. So let's fold our arms and watch how it will play out.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 9:28pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
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Hmmmm,sounds tempting...start it
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 8:32pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
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Yes I have a best friend,you don't know her she's the reason I see double like Noah My best friend sitting on my table The problem is, she is insatiable When she goes down low, I go up high When I'm high, I feel like to fly When I'm fly, I feel like touching a STAR No more ultimate search, ask her Like Udeme, I'm a great man The melody from her harp is better than Any other sound, I Feel like to sing Her flow is Grand, I'm like a Turbo King Minimum she goes round like 33 My best friend,my Legend, na we we Just like Gordon, we shall spark She lifts me up, so I call her Jack I can't hurt(hot) her,I keep her in my fridge She's rigid,I love her when she is frigid We don't wine and dine I just wish she can all be mine She's so good,I can share her with a brother You even can spot her with a reverend father When I flirt she won't get upset But wet to make me see stars like red carpet Sometimes I take her home Of course, she's got the foam* My best friend,my beer Anywhere you go you will see her...
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 6:48pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
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There is no course like that in RSUsT,she never graduated from RSUST.I know her very well,her younger brother was my classmate in secondary school
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 11:16am On Apr 12, 2013 |
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Who knew GEJ b4 he bcame 4 VP,u pipo just say any rubbish that comes out of ur mouths...GEJ grew up in PH still yet der is no federal presence in Rivers state since 1999 till now. Ameachi is not perfect sha but even b4 his beef with GEJ was open he has been speaking out against the mediocity of the federal government. Like I said b4,we shall c who will laff last.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 11:05am On Apr 12, 2013 |
glen87: Will Amaechi ever win a presidential election? I pity Amaechi cos in SS now he's very much alone. He has been brainwashed by fulani with fura de nunu. I pity you if GEJ wins in 2015 cos you will definitely IBoribori yonder Ameachi went through worse torment when he was speaker in d hands of Obasanjo,he overcame...who is Jonathan  I dey laff
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 10:55am On Apr 12, 2013 |
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Ameach will destroy GEJ when it comes to politics... Pipo don't even know who Ameachi is,let's see how it will play out sha. Rivers pipo are behind Ameachi
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 9:20pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
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The only rapper that can come close to Mode9 in Africa is Proverb. To me ,Mode9 is my textbook...he has a huge fan base here in PH.
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| lyricalpontiff(m): 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
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Though you are gone Rose You are still on my head like corn rows I run show no more since I met Deborah I've been so dumb(Sodom) like I'm next to Gomorah I was like let me hold your hand Fola She showed me that she was a hand faller Kola a shot(short) caller,only on phone I followed her with interest like loan Lovelyn was short sighted,love is blind Real good girls are hard to find But nowadays I go for what's behind Those with solid waist treat broke dudes like solid waste To be continued tomorrow... |
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