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lyricalpontiff(m): 11:01am On Jul 19, 2014
I am a land surveyor and I tell you, this obscure course of mine is the most lucrative even at the student level. Many people don't know so they under rate it along with other environmental science courses.

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lyricalpontiff(m): 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2014
When Ameachi waz in Uniport,he read the gods are not to be blamed by Ola Rotimi so much that his peers started calling him Rotimi jokingly until it stock...just like Tonto dike. "Toto" waz her nick name so she tushed up the name.
lyricalpontiff(m): 1:17pm On Nov 13, 2013
I know my tables, I'm not a waiter
But I'm serving u love calculus
Until I go off the tangent
In this poetic geometry I won't move in circles
I know my area
U are a sugary 4 square, sweet 16
If I say u are average,I must be mean
Check the statistics,u r my prime factor
U can count on me like ur calculator
I'll take u up & be the denominator
I'm after u,not V like numeral five
I'm love drunk,I drink & derive (formulas)
If u are too(2) negative,of course that's a plus
Read the sine(sign) like trigonometry
Like tan45 degrees, I'm d 1 for U
B4 I met u,my heart waz a null set
Now my head dey swell,up is bigger
I'm just like an improper fraction
I see the future,u need (รท) the vision(division)
Our love has greater powers
Like exponential expressions
It will speak volumes like
Length * width * height
Not quadileteral but fly like a kite
High to infinity maybe heaven
Let's be 5 & 6 like 11
Until we pie like 22/7
D chord of our covenant isn't in an arc
Me & other girls aren't Even,always @ odds
If u catch me, pls use logs & surds
I'm not like other guys, u can dy/dx
Our love isn't an equation on square numbers
Itz so deep, u can't find the root
We can make a good binary relationship
Ur features r like a scalene triangle,no equal
U r too much like spherical excess
If we break up,I will still find X don't ask Y
U r my number 1 like roman numeral I
I swear, u are 2(too) up right like square
I'll put food on top of ur 4 figured table
Love is like maths text books
It comes with problems
If yours is too intense(2 in 10s) like 10210
I will solve u b4 I drop my pen

Chinweike David Okwu(Lyrical Pontiff)

lyricalpontiff(m): 8:41am On Sep 20, 2013
utumunta: He who the gods want to kill; they first make mad!
Amaechi we shall take your advise and start asking questions. Please indulge us thus;
1. Where is the jet he bought with Rivers state money?
2. Is it ed in the name of Rivers govt?
3. What diid he do with the 14 billion he got in july?
People like Amaechi and El rufai only see corruption as perpetrated by others.


Do u know that even Oyedepo ed his 4 jets with foreign s, when u talk of corruption pls count Ameachi out,if u hate his guts pls deal with it. What u did is to give a dog a bad name and hang it.
lyricalpontiff(m): 8:37am On Sep 20, 2013
Humphreydis: The last tym i saw Amechi on Tv he looks frustrated....see as d guy reduce finish...just fighting himself,why not concentrate on d governance of ur state....notin is improving in PH...absolutely notin!...ever since he stepped into office na one quarrel or d other,if no b im family na GEJ...or his fellow Governors.....dats wat we get wen we vote a tug into office.

U must be anti truth,I stay in ph and I know that the level of construction work in the state is at an all time high...if u hate Ameachi,I suggest u should gently commit sucide.
lyricalpontiff(m): 8:32am On Sep 20, 2013
ukemilia: Amechi u too dey talk..u b woman?everywere u go u must fight ,Abeg finish n comot make anoda person enter joor

I pray God should make u to be a woman like Jonathan,smh...so u are already tired of hearing the truth. Sorry 4 U

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lyricalpontiff(m): 8:28am On Sep 20, 2013
ritux: Amaechi Your Father Shege Waka for you ediot

Thunder will fire ur own father, goat
lyricalpontiff(m): 8:26am On Sep 20, 2013
U all are just saying none sense ,I stay in ph and I travel round the country,there in no govern like Ameachi and Jonathan knows. U all should be ashamed of urselves when u criticise Ameachi because he is opposing the president,don't u know Jonathan is a CURSE to the South South especially Rivers State where he grew,and u expect radicals like Ameachi to keep quite and him yet u will cry that u want change. I've been fasting since that God should give us a president with a Lion heart like Ameachi come 2015 because Jonathan doesn't know what he is doing in aso rock. Long live Ameachi and sooner than later all his critics will swallow der words.

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lyricalpontiff(m): 11:36am On Sep 18, 2013
U are very correct,the African problem is such d@ if it happens in other areas of the world,they can't survive it...my dad once told me that Festac 77 is the cause of our backwardness.
lyricalpontiff(m): 8:22pm On Sep 01, 2013
How can I make enquires? Any number?
lyricalpontiff(m): 5:50pm On Aug 28, 2013
Ahhh! Another annoying August again
As an articulate author appropriately adept at alliteration, assembling alphabet accurately appears achievable.
Already aware and alarmed about all anomalies and anathema almost always affecting Africa and Africans.
Aids aiding, acquiring attention
Aggressively arranged as an agent aimed at attacking and antagonizing Africans as adversaries.
After absorbing Akara and Akamu anger aroused, as at adolescent age artificial acts abounds.
Abomination! Abortion accelerates as adults
allow adultery, abstinence absent as arrange and aristos are always available.
Abobi abeg avoid Azikwe axis as ashawos arbitrarily astonishing abilities.
Aggrieved ASUU arose, abandoned academic activities.
Agricultural advancement approach avoidably absent.
Ameachi's istration applauded awesomely (astronomical achievement) acquired awards and accolades.
Ahah! Airport attacks, arrested airplane
Aro and ayiperere aloud(allowed) around Assemby area as angry akpobilike actors acolytes apportioned acidic accusations and allegations.
Abuja anti-Ameachi armies attempted an abracadabraic agenda
Alcohol amplified addicts
Applicants always applying
After accepting armnesty, albinos abducted as ammunitions accumulated.
Apparently autocracy arising automatically across Africa.
Arsene assassinates Arsenals' agenda
Alright, alliteration always an awesome answer...

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lyricalpontiff(m): 1:44pm On Aug 11, 2013
Wow,I love the beginning when uu said u flew in from ph. The truth is that Rivers state is really the treasure base of the nation. Nice poem,how can I be invited 4 the next edition of the show?
lyricalpontiff(m): 5:25pm On Jul 23, 2013
2nd 2 comment
lyricalpontiff(m): 2:51pm On Jul 13, 2013
Pls let's continue with this thread
lyricalpontiff(m): 8:28pm On Jul 09, 2013

lyricalpontiff(m): 3:12pm On Jun 21, 2013
emk4lif:
Seasoned Lawyer my foot, Amaechi never sudied Law, graduated wit a third class in english Studies from Uniport , spent the bulk of his time as a student union leader...compare with GEJ who graduated with a high 2.1 from the same school

Ameachi studied law in London while he was speaker of the state assembly. He also has masters in Law. So stop judging him with the 3rd class he had.

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lyricalpontiff(m): 5:23pm On Jun 17, 2013
Front page plsssssss
lyricalpontiff(m): 5:19pm On Jun 17, 2013
To say my papa na politician

E for show for my flesh,spirit and soul
Now even coal tar sef dey cry out 4 my sole
*mtcheew* I know why I sighed
I for no grow up for waterside

To say my papa na politician

We for get three swimming pools 4 compound
All my wahala for nede compound
I no for trek from Rumuokoro reach Aggrey
When I toast all these girls,dem 4 dey agree

To say my papa na politician

U know how e for be
I for dey make buzz, wetin be bee?
I for be better obedient son
I for hot dey shine like Sun

If my dad were to be a politician

My academics will sit on the hiltop not dale
Aladumo,Bereton,Brookstone,Charlesdale
I no for dey RUST inside UST
All the scholarship for dey my fingertip

To say my papa na politician

NA only pepper for rest,I no for rest
I for... Forget the rest
Now with deep teary voice, I balw
Restlessly moving from side to side like eyeball

To say my papa na minister or commissioner
Of Power and Steel
E for give am power to steal
Naira,Dollars,Euros,Pounds,Franc
Still pose front of tv like he is frank

To say my papa na politician

dem for just dey suspend,dey suspend
All this power tussle,I no know when e 4 end
If only say my papa na Ameachi
I for no dey scrub avu etichi

As my papa no come be politicain
Thank God say him no dey with the mortician
I just wish he was in dat alluring den of rogues
I wish politics was no in vogue

To say my papa na politician...

lyricalpontiff(m): 11:10am On Jun 17, 2013
To say my papa na politician

E for show for my flesh,spirit and soul
Now even coal tar sef dey cry out 4 my sole
*mtcheew* I know why I sighed
I for no grow up for waterside

To say my papa na politician

We for get three swimming pools 4 compound
All my wahala for nede compound
I no for trek from Rumuokoro reach Aggrey
When I toast all these girls,dem 4 dey agree

To say my papa na politician

U know how e for be
I for dey make buzz, wetin be bee?
I for be better obedient son
I for hot dey shine like Sun

If my dad were to be a politician

My academics will sit on the hiltop not dale
Aladumo,Bereton,Brookstone,Charlesdale
I no for dey RUST inside UST
All the scholarship for dey my fingertip

To say my papa na politician

NA only pepper for rest,I no for rest
I for... Forget the rest
Now with deep teary voice, I balw
Restlessly moving from side to side like eyeball

To say my papa na minister or commissioner
Of Power and Steel
E for give am power to steal
Naira,Dollars,Euros,Pounds,Franc
Still pose front of tv like he is frank

To say my papa na politician

dem for just dey suspend,dey suspend
All this power tussle,I no know when e 4 end
If only say my papa na Ameachi
I for no dey scrub avu etichi

As my papa no come be politicain
Thank God say him no dey with the mortician
I just wish he was in dat alluring den of rogues
I wish politics was no in vogue

To say my papa na politician...

lyricalpontiff(m): 8:04pm On May 24, 2013
Congratulations 2 d governor of all governors...front page plsssssss

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lyricalpontiff(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2013
The truth is, Ameachi will defeat Jonathan even if Jonathan is the president. he defeat OBJ 2ru d court. He. Will be re-elected 2moro.
lyricalpontiff(m): 9:59am On Apr 21, 2013
Hi Nairalanders,tomorrow is my sweethearts' birthday and I need your advice on what I will do to impress her and her few friends that will be present.
lyricalpontiff(m): 11:01am On Apr 14, 2013
Ameachi is not perfect but he is not the sinner u describe him 2 be. He is a child of destiny just like GEJ but he knows more about the 3 tiers of government more than any Nigerian. He headed the legislative arm for 8 years and was nick named speaker of all speakers. Between the 8 years he had LLB in law in a London University making him knowledgable of the Judicial arm of government.now he is the governor of governors heading the Executive arm of government. So let's fold our arms and watch how it will play out.
lyricalpontiff(m): 9:28pm On Apr 13, 2013
Hmmmm,sounds tempting...start it
lyricalpontiff(m): 8:32pm On Apr 13, 2013
Yes I have a best friend,you don't know her
she's the reason I see double like Noah

My best friend sitting on my table
The problem is, she is insatiable

When she goes down low, I go up high
When I'm high, I feel like to fly

When I'm fly, I feel like touching a STAR
No more ultimate search, ask her

Like Udeme, I'm a great man
The melody from her harp is better than

Any other sound, I Feel like to sing
Her flow is Grand, I'm like a Turbo King

Minimum she goes round like 33
My best friend,my Legend, na we we

Just like Gordon, we shall spark
She lifts me up, so I call her Jack

I can't hurt(hot) her,I keep her in my fridge
She's rigid,I love her when she is frigid

We don't wine and dine
I just wish she can all be mine

She's so good,I can share her with a brother
You even can spot her with a reverend father

When I flirt she won't get upset
But wet to make me see stars like red carpet

Sometimes I take her home
Of course, she's got the foam*

My best friend,my beer
Anywhere you go you will see her...

lyricalpontiff(m): 6:48pm On Apr 13, 2013
There is no course like that in RSUsT,she never graduated from RSUST.I know her very well,her younger brother was my classmate in secondary school

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lyricalpontiff(m): 11:16am On Apr 12, 2013
Who knew GEJ b4 he bcame 4 VP,u pipo just say any rubbish that comes out of ur mouths...GEJ grew up in PH still yet der is no federal presence in Rivers state since 1999 till now. Ameachi is not perfect sha but even b4 his beef with GEJ was open he has been speaking out against the mediocity of the federal government. Like I said b4,we shall c who will laff last.
lyricalpontiff(m): 11:05am On Apr 12, 2013
glen87: Will Amaechi ever win a presidential election? I pity Amaechi cos in SS now he's very much alone. He has been brainwashed by fulani with fura de nunu. I pity you if GEJ wins in 2015 cos you will definitely IBoribori yonder

Ameachi went through worse torment when he was speaker in d hands of Obasanjo,he overcame...who is Jonathan I dey laff
lyricalpontiff(m): 10:55am On Apr 12, 2013
Ameach will destroy GEJ when it comes to politics... Pipo don't even know who Ameachi is,let's see how it will play out sha. Rivers pipo are behind Ameachi

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lyricalpontiff(m): 9:20pm On Apr 08, 2013
The only rapper that can come close to Mode9 in Africa is Proverb. To me ,Mode9 is my textbook...he has a huge fan base here in PH.

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lyricalpontiff(m): 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2013
Though you are gone Rose
You are still on my head like corn rows
I run show no more since I met Deborah
I've been so dumb(Sodom) like I'm next to Gomorah

I was like let me hold your hand Fola
She showed me that she was a hand faller
Kola a shot(short) caller,only on phone
I followed her with interest like loan

Lovelyn was short sighted,love is blind
Real good girls are hard to find
But nowadays I go for what's behind
Those with solid waist treat broke dudes like solid waste

To be continued tomorrow...

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