NewStats: 3,259,170 , 8,169,284 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 05:49 AM 1x1427

Queenboy123:
What is Afonjas?

These are Afonjas.

positivelord:
You will die a painful death....

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post=78383042:
G[s]reat decision from this great mother.
Lucifer is here on Nairaland too, with over 70 monikers, looking for whom to devour!
He who has ears, let him/her hear.
Unfortunately for Lucifer, THE CHURCH IS MARCHING ON AND THE GATES OF HELL CANNOT PREVAIL.......Lailai!![/s]

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Who stopped you from shooting your own "Jesus" Season 3?


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Well, without further ado...

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I cannot find any woman in that picture above.

All I can see there are ugly & muscular Gundabad-bred Orcs and a very dirty looking warg squatting in front of them.



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iykecicero:
Oladayo Opeyemi Awolola, 34, and Gbolahan Ayobami Awolola, 37

Head slamming morons have gone to sophisticate Singapore.

Where is the Swaziland embassy in Nigeria?
How much & how long will it take to process my visa?
Do I need a block ?

Can we go by boat?


I need urgent answers biko s should do their work!

People need information.


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This man is a missionary & as long as he was not caught in doggy, cowgirl, spooning, pretzel, Irish garden, bridge, leapfrog or the standing tiger, crouching dragon position, then I see nothing wrong here.

People should learn to mind their business & the man should have been allowed to complete his mission.

Everywhere on this earth, the humble work of missionaries are being thwarted by wordly people.





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Feminists will sleep with anything for money.

This blackened, haughty looking Borneo chimpanzee performed to an audience of 6 recently (including his manager).

Even mad men preaching on the streets of Lagos get more audience than this musically failed relative of makydebbie.

I spit on every feminist reading this.




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In the words of Bashorun Afonja in August, 1789, moments before Fulani Herdsmen clamped chains around his neck & legs, "If it looks Afonja, sounds Afonja & smells Afonja then it is definitely Afonja."



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So if Alex Iwobi & Burna Boy cut their dreads then it means they are no longer mad?

Just like that?

Liars everywhere.




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OP, for the last time it is Regina Nwoko not Daniels.

REGINA NWOKO!!

I swear to God I won't repeat myself again.
Hmmmm



cc: lalasticlala, dominique, seun, preeq44
Take note.

Just try me again & see.




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Anndrew:
ur love for her,no b here..

I love pocohantas with all my preeq & she knows it.
I fondly call her preeqahontas when we are alone.

This boy might be happy & smiling & sh!t but the fact remains that he is going to die soon.

Ronaldo's visit won't change it.




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It's only in South Africa that he can try this for two straight years.

If he had tried this in Nigeria, he would have died after 8 months.

If you ever want to test your gag reflex, sneak behind a Nigerian fast-food & witness how they prepare food.




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Bobrisky is gay.
He likes it up the ass.

And no, he isn't fvcking Tontoh Dike, it's the other way round.
Tonto Dike wears a strap-on, lubricates it & fvcks Bobrisky's ass.

It's a win-win for both. Bobrisky gets off by having his asshole ripped violently while Tonto is a dominatrix. From her rants & violent nature, you can tell she gets off when she dominates in bed.

That's their deal.



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pocohantas where do you think you're going?



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Feminists will this move but they blasted Timaya when he collected his Camry 2.2 from that ugly Niger Delta swamp deity on heavy makeup.
They say a man should not demand for his property since it was a gift but the woman can.

Fvck maturity.
If you are unfortunate enough to date a feminist & you catch her cheating, collect everything you got her - car, phone, clothes, pant - even the fake lashes & hair you paid for. YANK IT OFF!!

Those are the tools that attracted the rivals in the first place.

Let her slay with her bald head & see how easy it is.

Bastard!





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Thieffnubu's activities last night must be investigated.

Wearing cowrie beads around your waist, smearing goat blood on your body and dancing around a flaming calabash muttering incantations is a highly questionable behaviour.




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Very useless stadium.

Any African stadium where the fans cannot rush onto the pitch to either celebrate with players or beat up the referee after the final whistle is a waste.




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Feminist evening newspapers are usually desperate because they know they have very few years left.

This is Toke Makinwa's last straw.
If this doesn't work, suicide might follow.

She is already barren so if she can't attract enough clients to secure what will be a very lonely old age, she will end up like Cossy Orjiakor.

Tick tock.




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Since 2016 & you're just telling us?

How are we sure you are not the fraudster in question? Seems you just got released & you're trying to find new people to dupe.


s should place this moniker on their watchlist.

Thieves everywhere on this forum.




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Just because ONE person is smart doesn't mean majority is.

As a matter of fact, Nigeria has an average IQ of 84 which is below the 100 average score.

Nigerians are stupid & Nairaland is a perfect example. Various forms of stupidity are on display on almost every Nairaland thread.

On the streets, it's even worse.

It's a shame that pigs, rats & octopuses are more intelligent than most Nigerians.




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OP is a Yahoo boy.

All the Yahoo boys he taught "work" are "hammering" & buying Benzos but OP is still where he is - his mother's house.

He doesn't understand why. He is confused.
So confused, he had to open a thread.

Village People are strong home & away, it doesn't matter. They always win.

Thief!






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