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LordVoldemort(m): 7:37pm On Jan 13, 2016
AdaNri1:
you're on point! I even ascribe real life people to characters from that movie based on their roles.
If someone is being a Santino. Or calling someone the fredo of a group.
Not to mention Tom, Michael or the Don Corleone himself. grin cheesy ok...rambling here...I'm out

You probably Deanna Dunn-Corleone wife of fredo
LordVoldemort(m): 7:32pm On Jan 13, 2016
ylaa:
like stars on earth
sound of music

The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears

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LordVoldemort(m): 5:30pm On Jan 13, 2016
Ginaz:
I can't even look at the cats eyes, so scary embarassed O.P you should throw it away.

So It can come back and kill more. I hate cats more than PDP I think he should call is pastor or alfa to help him burn it

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LordVoldemort(m): 4:57pm On Jan 13, 2016
9icelag:
The good the bad and the ugly

Good taste, Clint Eastwood

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LordVoldemort(m): 4:52pm On Jan 13, 2016
muaa:
Prison break especially season 2

Seriously season 2, season 1 is the real deal for me

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LordVoldemort(m): 4:51pm On Jan 13, 2016
Lord of the rings 1 to 3
Gladiator
Harry Potter 1 to 7
Titanic
10 commandments of God

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LordVoldemort(m): 1:04pm On Jan 12, 2016
Ginaz:
Wizkid got me laughing hard grin grin

**** laughs and fall on top seun *******

That's wizkid in the colors of ijebu ode grammar school (JOGS) before he was expelled.
LordVoldemort(m): 3:55pm On Jan 09, 2016
anonimi:


Why did Obasanjo as "a right thinking president" not provide the lacking facilities instead of taking our money to build his own private university
Thanks

Obasanjo might not be a right thinking president buh he is 1million times better than the clueless thief
LordVoldemort(m): 1:59pm On Jan 09, 2016
anonimi:
Will that bring back our stolen money
Or what is the meaning of the photo, Mr. OP?



What is the state of the old universities?

Are they properly funded?

Have checked the state of OAU recently?

He built 14 new university when the old ones lack adequate facilities?

Is that a right thinking president?
LordVoldemort(m): 6:51pm On Jan 07, 2016
bigtt76:
Hehehehe so we go Netflix and Chill after that shei? Ar de come tongue



Lol bring your porn corn when you coming and I will provide brooms for cleaning

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LordVoldemort(m): 6:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
bigtt76:
Hmm.. Rough setup undecided see cables flying around like spider website grin




Come and help me rearrange it now, seems you ar good @ it
LordVoldemort(m): 5:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
Very series was a hissss from #makingamurderer to #marcopolo to #nachos everybody go and get strong Internet connection cos netflix ti take over



I'm enjoying my netflix

LordVoldemort(m): 7:09pm On Jan 06, 2016
itstpia8:
op or whoever, Idanre town is not in Akure.


Have you not read the full write up? He never said idanre is in Akure, please pick up your Glasses and read again.

As For idanre hills, nearly jump off the hills when I was small cos I believe I was superman. Special thanks to my brother for beating the shit outta of me that day.

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LordVoldemort(m): 6:52pm On Dec 24, 2015
Saw this on oshodi express way this morning.

This two naughty creature must be the goat of all goat for them to be hanged beside the lorry.

LordVoldemort(m): 7:17am On Dec 21, 2015
Human Rights Commissions say that as many as 1,000 Shias might have been killed earlier this week in by Nigerian troops.

In its report, The Human rights commission report said that the army has dug mass graves and has been putting the dead bodies of the massacre committed over the weekend.

It based its claim on photographs and testimonies that prove the army has buried hundreds of bodies after attacking Shias in Zaria, Kaduna state, last week.

The NGO's chairman, Massoud Shadjareh exclaimed appallingly that the international community cannot sit back and do nothing anymore.

The African Union, United Nations and the Commonwealth were asked to suspend Nigerian hip and privileges and to demand the release of all those detained.

The Shia Islamic Movement in Nigeria said that Nigerian troops buried the bodies of hundreds of victims of a military massacre of Shia Muslims on Wednesday.


According to the Press Herald, details of the weekend violence in Zaria have been hardly uncovered because the three attacked areas of the northern town have been on lockdown with no one allowed to enter or leave.

Shia spokesman Ibrahim Musa claimed that soldiers took the bodies from the mortuary of Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital and buried them in mass graves on Wednesday, without specifying the source of his information.

“The Nigerian army has desecrated our dead,” He said. “We hereby demand the location of the mass burial, and the interrogation of those who ordered the operation.”

Musa added further that on Monday soldiers had carried away around 200 bodies from around Zakzaky’s home without depositing them at the hospital mortuary.

The fate of Sheikh Ebrahim Zakzaky, the Leader of Nigeria’s Islamic Movement, is still unknown ever since he was forcibly detained from his house last week. It was reported that Sheikh Zakzaky suffered four bullet wounds while being detained.

According to Sahara Reports who had ed Sheikh Zakzaky’s son for answers, Sheikh Zakzaky’s family have not heard from him ever since he was detained on Sunday. However, the latter said that a military official assured the family that their patriarch is “safe and well”.

This son is the only one of Sheikh Zakzaky’s children who is not imprisoned nor dead, were three of his brothers have been killed earlier.

Also, in an interview with Press TV, Nusaiba Zakzaky, daughter of Sheikh Ibrahim El-Zakzaky, said that the death toll could be around 450 people. However she added that it was rising and could get to around 1,000.

Later on the daw of Saturday, Boko Haram gunmen launched an attack on the hometown of Nigeria's army chief, triggering a fierce gun battle with the troops with no casualties. This caused people living there to flee to Miringa, taking shelter in a primary school according to locals, says AFP.

Nigeria has suffered from Boko Haram, which had declared its affiliation to ISIS, ever since 2009. Their terrorism has killed some 17,000 and displaced around 2.6 million people since then, according to AFP numbers.

December 31, has been given by the Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari to the military as a deadline to crush this uprising.


Source: http://ahtribune.com/human-rights/276-shia-mass-graves-nigeria.html

LordVoldemort(m): 8:26am On Dec 20, 2015
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’

No disrespect to all my Muslim brothers out there. Its just a joke.

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LordVoldemort(m): 12:42pm On Dec 19, 2015
in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to the bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on, but they were way too big.

"I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on, and they were way to thin.

"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."

She replied, "That's right, and it's going to be that way till your attitude changes."
LordVoldemort(m): 10:54pm On Dec 13, 2015
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Teacher thank you ooo, now I know the difference
LordVoldemort(m): 8:49pm On Dec 13, 2015
The first thing I see in a girl is the Boobs. If u don't have it then you ar invincible to me.

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LordVoldemort(m): 3:30pm On Dec 13, 2015
We can't afford to be fighting to war @ the same time. This needs to be settle amicably

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LordVoldemort(m): 5:14pm On Dec 06, 2015
Xapio:
Shut the fvck up. It is you that is saying it was used recently that will produce evidence to back-up your claim..


Seems you are suffering from selective blindness, can't you see the sms alert that follows? Biko what is the date on it?
LordVoldemort(m): 7:17pm On Nov 19, 2015
obailala:
Is this really good for Nigeria in of attracting foreign investors?... Even if we know Nigeria needs the money by all means, why should our leaders openly make it seem like we are extorting MTN to feed ourselved?.. I think this is a thoughtless move.

Rule is rule, MTN should face the consequences and this is a clear message to investor coming to Nigeria you have to obey the rules and regulation. If you can do the time don't do the crime

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LordVoldemort(m): 5:24pm On Oct 18, 2015
Abeg enuf of this ish, if they really want him dead he will be in the ground by now, I didn't see and cut on baba's body when he returned oo and he claimed the machete him. Anyway thank God for his life buh he should stop adding sugar to the soup
LordVoldemort(m): 6:53am On Oct 12, 2015
bobcharly:

well, you must have seen or heard the result by now..we will get there!


Truth be told if chicken and indomie fight we all know the outcome..

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LordVoldemort(m): 8:59pm On Oct 11, 2015
prinsam30:


my guy it is not his fault, d March was supposed to start by 8pm buh due to security reasons it was started exactly 15 past 7pm, I followed d analysis bfore d match

Oga no dey lie if nah because of security reason the match would have bin shift forward not the other way, abi boko haram wan denote IED for Belgium ni?
LordVoldemort(m): 8:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
safarigirl:
Simon is wearing No. 11. Meanwhile, MIKEL and Mbia rated the most influential players so far

Thanks for the info

The guy got talent
LordVoldemort(m): 8:00pm On Oct 11, 2015
Typical of Nigeria team score one go and sit back, we need to cont harassing dem indomie
LordVoldemort(m): 7:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
Efe fucking ambrose!!!!! Is it a goal, I'm afraid so it's a goal to super eagles
LordVoldemort(m): 7:52pm On Oct 11, 2015
This indomie lions self no Sabi play anything

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LordVoldemort(m): 7:50pm On Oct 11, 2015
Lovexme:


How matured of you. smiley

How childish of you
LordVoldemort(m): 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2015
blackmantis:
Imagine a friendly match involving Nigeria and no local indigenous station can air it.

Mean while South African stations are showing it live.

F..k.ng local stations
Nigeria sold her birthright .......fu...king NFF.

Blame it on APC
LordVoldemort(m): 7:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
safarigirl:
Moses Simon is awesome. If we had he and Victor Moses on the flanks and Ighalo or Iheanacho in the middle, we'd be lethal.

Abeg what number is he wearing

Victor Moses is a slacker

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