NewStats: 3,265,348 , 8,186,468 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 02:58 PM 6j3a4y

MMempire:
Something must kill a man. One man's food is another man's poison.

yet when this death comes facing you, you start crying 😂

Unseen:
In military, one of the Rules of Engagement states that a civilian with a weapon is military and should be treated as such.

In man/woman relationship... A woman that hits you first is a Man and should be treated as such

if you see a thunderous slap a Keke rider gave his female enger because the woman gave him slap first. We held the man so the situation don't escalate. I later thought to myself that that slap on the woman's face was befitting since she felt it was okay to slap the Keke rider publicly.

Nnamdipapa:


Lazy, no ambition, extremely religious, house is always dirty, never cooks for the kids and always on social media.
I pray and wish she cheats so I can have a legit excuse for divorce.

what the hell? I would have wondered what made you fall out of love.

Nnamdipapa:


I cut her off already and she is not allowed to the night in my house. Same goes for my brother in laws. Unfortunately, my wife has turned out to become her mother version 2.0 and has refused to consider a divorce when I told her I no longer love her. She would rather die in the marriage.

What can you say made you fall out of love with your wife? Decline in her sexual prowess? Faded beauty?

EvilMerodack:


He is right tho

Be specific about the kind of girls you roll with. I use their profession/work place to save . If you dey work for big firm or you dey very very succesful in business, i go save am. I no dey do corpers, students and random street ladies



I have never sent Data or Airtime to a lady in 5years. There are also ways you psyhce women in your first few convo that they will be scared to say shii like this

Plus, if woman see say you fit pull higher value women with substance, she no go follow you dey discuss hunger matter

What of your fiancee?

Rickz247:


My Brother if there's anything that is more than faithful that's what I am to her, [b]she took the advantage that I always apologize to her even when it's crystal clear that she's the one at fault, [/b]she even went as far as telling me to call her people to refund me the Bride Price I paid and all that, now I've made up my mind because my life is more important, let her go since that's what she wants I know it's a painful decision but let it be as she wants it.

I have been at this bustop of your life, trust me. When you do this, it is very dangerous because women are like children and sometimes don't even know what they need. Even if she decides it is irremediably over, you will be fine, trust me. When my Ex-wife left the second time, I cried uncontrollably and after sometime, I found true love, heaven on earth. No man can hold your life down bro. It can be excruciatingly painful right now but you will be fine.

SKYloafFISH:
We do beauty for ourselves and not to please any man. Can't I look good for myself?

all those nonsense you lots do is not beautiful oo. Make una give una self sense oo.

chiiraq802:
The wan I hate but no be makeup. na dat wan weh dem dey lift there tops, mk dere yansh dey show..... thunder go fire who invent dat tin

lol some women no just get sense.

Dtruthspeaker:


I know in your seemp world you people are accustomed to wasting your time and monies on a girl just for her to say hello to you. And for her touch and hold your hand ₦200k plus would have left your . And in all these you people stupeedly rationalize it saying that you are helping the girl.

Only for you to come out shouting and wailing how you have been wasting money on a girl yet you got nothing in return.

If you people enjoyed helping them then why are you complaining about the monies you spent? It's you lot that make women think that men are f00ls.

go and take pap boy.

Monopoly was killed by the Dangote refinery that was built. It still also appears as politics to me. He seems to be working hand in hand with FG to be able to put up that massive refinery, otherwise, FG wouldn't have allowed him build that.

Love800:
Yes na.
I did well in my exams.
What else do they want from me!

is exam the true test of knowledge? Is ing exams the definition of ing through a higher institution?

Dtruthspeaker:


Bros, sorry o, I no believe you. You know how much you don bleed troway already?

Men no dey troway money for woman wey dem no penetrate. And from the way you still allow her hang around you, e be like say you dey collect release

your submission is very shallow and hold no water. So you belong to the evil club that cannot help a feminine gender without tearing apart her undies? You lot are perverts.

Connected1:


To be honest eh, I am always glad I never asked her out for fun or whatever neither did I ever have sex with her and she has been hiding under the mask of being a strong Christian.

She's very manipulative but it's well, we learn everyday.

manipulation is the stock in trade of most ladies. I use binoculars to look at every lady that claims to be a strong Christian.

Rickz247:
Bro I think we in this mess together, I married a woman I truly love and will do anything for her, but lately she changed after three kids, this woman always flirts on social networks with all caliber of men, ranging from Coco, tango and various social apps that are mainly for single ladies. The most annoying aspect is that she doesn't hide it at all, each time I tried to talk Sense into her she flares up and become violent, she will lock herself inside while she flirt with all sorts of men and refused to come out to meet me when I return from work, am just a broken man, am entirely handicapped because of the three kids that are involved, I even thought of divorcing her but looking at those innocent kids make me think twice, I just left her this afternoon because I can't stand her video calls from one of her clients laughing Merrily like two love birds, am really heart broken

she fell out of love with you. Do you believe in God? Are you faithful to her? Pray for a return to normalcy and status quo.

pocohantas:


Hahaha. This one is kinda true.
I have a friend like this. Funny she was trying to the paranoia to me. Always telling me a friend is out to get me/my home over things as basic as ant infestation. 😂😂😂

this is a terrible case!

Farrason:


How does a woman who has been calibate for a year have STI or STD. Where e ?

STI or STD is only through sex I suppose.

you can get those from sharing toilets with infected people.

TheWebbers:
Nairaland is the wrongest place to bring marriage topics.

Watch has this thread will be flooded by under 30 jobless men.

They will tell you how worhtless women are and how marriage is not worth it, and how they can never marry in this life.

But meanwhile, if they give you just 5 minutes access to their phone, you will open your mouth waaa with what you will see. You will see them begging women for attention and sending gifts she never asked for.

Truth is, an heterosexual man is nothing without a woman in his life. Not women but a woman. You are just not completely fulfilled no matter how much you try.

The topics of marriage that makes it to the internet are the bad ones because it is news worthy. There is no news about a working marriage. So whenever you see a marriage thread, its the bad one and people will think that is how all the marriages in the world are. But for every bad marriage and divorce that made it to the news, there are 1500 good ones that dont make it.

I have been married for 3 years and I'm loving it. My wife is the most stubborn woman I have met in my life. In fact we just finished settling one minor qurell before typing this. But she is also the sweetest gift I have ever had. I dont know what would have happened to me if I didn't marry her. She is the kindest, sweetest and most loving human being I know.

Yes, there are conflicts but we have made a decision not to go to sleep without sorting it out. And this has helped us.

Marriage is sweet for many and sour for some. But in general, train yourself to be a good and loving person and when there are conflicts, iron it out fast before it degenerates.

T-R-U-E-S-T.

SeaTrade:
You dey mind am?
Na just to get this age range from good homes.
Lots of 30+ women with great personalities and have their own keep,
The problem is that their body is getting tired.
If I could marry 30+,I'd have 2 kids by now sef in the marriage.
I think 22-25 is ideal.

What makes the body tired??

Tolu2024:
Happy I married a good wife though she have her own fault but nothing compared to the ones on the street.

I don’t trust home delivery girls I knack 3 I met in uyo . The funniest 😂 is the one that sell bed sheets I told her i have 4 different types bedsheets, she insists I will buy from her I told her if she will test it and she agreed.

and your gender says F??

ufotty2001:
Please, do not Marry a religious woman.. just look for a decent girl and marry but not too religious.

why did you say this?

mjuvey3:
My dear brother,I'm in your shoes

I'm 37,single with no kids but I keep meeting money hungry women....Even the decent ones who comes from good homes and have high paying jobs are money hungry and entitled.

There are still few good women out there but the problem is,they don't go out much and they don't reply DMs on Social media....You can only get them through connections or if you're lucky to meet them on the road or at a particular spot like eateries,malls, church,salon,markets etc

It is well

you are very correct. I met my beautiful angel thru connection where she came to meet with my oga's wife. Those good ones hardly show faces at hotspots. This is why you need to call on the Father to assist and direct you.

Love800:
Social life in school is full of overwhelming pressures!

I took a very strong heart to hold myself from rolling with trends and society flex.

I use the drama unit in my school to entertain myself. That was one of the few places i always go to. And of course, watch movies from my landlord's laptop. I play football occasionally too. Apart from these, you can't find me anywhere else again!

can you confidently say you ed thru the four walls of a university?

Children full this nairaland.

How can you make a false report about your health condition in a country like UK??

Do some of you think before typing?

Are they truly having a face off?

Peter532:

woman when dey give me head morning till night, we french kiss morning And night while I make her squirt... never tell me say I dey smell...I go need ask her first.?

many of you are so dumb

morning till Nite?? no job?

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

This is all normal bro. Raise your hands to heaven and thank God that you are healthy and fertile. Pray to God for a wife when you are ready financially and mentally, He will grant you one.

Axis313:
If I pick twenty pieces to cook at home,the manager no go miss anything.
Na where we day work,na there we dey chop.

remove the monkey's hand from your pot of soup before it turns into a human hand

This is what we are talking about. Replicating what drives us out in droves here in Nigeria. If Tinubu get common sense, he should just quickly build a world class renal facility at Umuahia fast. Thank God for this news and for the surgery team. May God continue to be with you and sustain this huge achievement.

LeeSmart:

At 24 i got married two yrs after graduating from the university and to be honest with you there was never a moment of regret, you know why? Becos family is ive and before graduating I've got a business which is raking in decent numbers💰 for me.
If that young man is well set up, he won't regret nothing at all sister.

do these people look 20 sef?

MoneyMan5:


They may be 30 plus or of any age even most 30 plus men won't settle for 30 plus lady unless the lady can offer a lot of things that will benefit his life and career or men that don't have so much options.

Men can have sexual relationship with 30 plus ladies but when it comes to marriage they will think twice about it.

bro forget. Look out for peace of mind and fertility. What if the 20 plus lady show you shege? You might be right but to an extent. A 39 year old can still give you a healthy baby.

Obakoolex:
I don't know why people fear divorce this much

The truth is that if you are very valuable no one leaves you.... This goes to both husband and wife.

cheating is a no no for some people including me. No matter how much valuable you present yourself to be, I can't share wife with any other person. It will end the day I find out. I also make efforts not to do same to her. She loves me so much but resents cheating even much more.

Firebox123:
proof of evidence

tautology. It's either proof or evidence.