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leftone: 7:59am On Jan 06, 2010
very clean HP 530 laptop 4 urgent sale. 1 gb ram, 80 gb HD disk, DVD RW drive, wireless lan .
am selling cos i got another laptop.
Price 45k . I'm located in Lagos. Serious buyer call .07055556774
leftone: 7:16pm On Jan 05, 2010
very true, very true,
leftone: 7:12pm On Jan 05, 2010
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR MEN
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4
Married l, ife is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6, See More
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said .
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
leftone: 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2010
Marriage Lies

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
leftone: 9:56am On Jan 04, 2010
i need a digital camera of bout 10k.if you have one,pls text me on 08054037057 and lets talk,
leftone: 7:34am On Dec 21, 2009
it has to be gbenga Daniel.have you been to ogun state recently?
leftone: 4:43am On Dec 18, 2009
it is true.most of the time,the girl your age is more experienced than you are,
leftone: 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2009
well,i would think twice bout thatr.especially cos most girls are not as lavbishy and can spend all ya money and keep theirs,
leftone: 3:09pm On Dec 12, 2009
bro,it happens all them time.i am telling you this from experience.maybe you guys were on the same level.most times,it doesnt work out.go out there and look for another girl that would appreciate you and let her be,
no point trying to convince her to take you back,
leftone: 2:59pm On Dec 12, 2009
@ sly.the girl na fine girl.i for give you her no if she no fine, hehehehe
leftone: 2:47pm On Dec 12, 2009
i just seem to have other things on my mind at the moment and she doesnt seem to be helping matters.
dont know what to do.am drifting away.cant help it,
any advice?
leftone: 9:10am On Dec 08, 2009
am selling cos i got a new one.
just call 08069567715.
lets talk.
leftone: 10:22am On Nov 28, 2009
crazy!!!
leftone: 7:14am On Nov 27, 2009
i upgraded my computer RAM and i got 2 512 mb DDR rams wasting away.just reply if you need them,
leftone: 7:06am On Nov 27, 2009
i upgraded my computer RAM,so i just have them wastnig.if you need them just reply here and lets talk no how you get them,
leftone: 1:01pm On Nov 11, 2009
a very clean HP NC 6220 is up for grabs, call 07055556774 and i lets talk.i have a better laptop thats why am selling,
leftone: 7:22pm On Nov 08, 2009
am a fine boy ooooo,
gimme ya email ,make i send you my pic,
heeheheheheh
leftone: 10:32pm On Nov 02, 2009
i am interested too.
[email protected].
leftone: 7:59am On Oct 26, 2009
send pics and price to [email protected].
and price too,
leftone: 1:52pm On Oct 17, 2009
i am hoping to write my CCNA exams next week but getting a bit distracted by the crowd in the IT world.i am writing it,dont get me wrong,just wondering what you guys think,

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