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Lazyreporta(m): 4:27pm On Dec 17, 2023
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Lazyreporta(m): 11:02am On Dec 01, 2023
descarado:

Depending on their church. As far back as early 80s, the Catholic church will not wed you. You must bring lab result. I think they still do it.

Are you sure about this? Even now? That catholic will not wed them? Or they will certainly demand for the genotype?

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Lazyreporta(m): 1:36pm On Nov 29, 2023
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Lazyreporta(m): 6:18pm On Nov 27, 2023
Seyiemath:
Na everything be cruise and joke for Nigeria, that is why Nyesom Wike made crazy statements on a leaked phone call and he wasnt arrested, SMH. see the leaked audio recordings below


You wasted my data. You said leaked audio, I rush go, only to see say na one guy dey read msg. So we should believe that? Or what?
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Lazyreporta(m): 7:06pm On Nov 02, 2023
9jvirgin:
The only way out of the problems we are facing as a continent is to have a man like Peter Obi rule the people with sincerity and integrity. Without Peter Obi, Nigeria cannot rise as a nation.


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Lazyreporta(m): 10:28pm On Oct 31, 2023
Taylor94:



No be oil money



Na good leadership



If na by oil Nigeria would be competing with them



They’re only developing because they don’t have Tinubu and Buhari who values cow over osun state indigenes

Olodo, Nigeria compete with Saudi?
This is what you get when you Sha wan talk and abuse others. You wan popular abi? That's why you keep saying stupid things here.
Atleast be coherent and say something reasonable even if na to abuse.

You wan compare Saudi oil and naija?
Na WA o, una get mind dey cap rubbish with arrogance.

Who get more oil? Who get more population? I dey wait for the comparison
Lazyreporta(m): 10:58am On Oct 26, 2023
chiagozien:
You should be asking why rich Yoruba men are going after beautiful Igbo ladies, leaving their dirty and ugly girls.


Marrying Igbo girl is like wining trophy in Yoruba land,men use it to brag among themselves.



But Igbo men don't fancy Yoruba girls, hardly Igbo man manage to marry a Yoruba girl.
Even when he marry her,he no fit be proud to carry her enter town as his wife.



Me I no fit date or marry yoruba girl.

You guys and rubbish talk Sha.

So yoruba marry more Igbos ladies?

Go back and check around you then come here to tell us who marry who more.

The igbo guys come for Yoruba ladies far more.

And your talk about rich Yoruba coming for igbo girls is rubbish too.

Brag about igbo girls? Jokes is on you. Your ladies actually are dying to be with a Yoruba bois for obvious reasons

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Lazyreporta(m): 10:15am On Oct 25, 2023
mrvitalis:

Igbos have been so liberal that you banked on that fact to say igbos wouldn't vote Peter obi

Igbos have always voted the same pattern didn't change it for obi

And the Yorubas?

Been apc, right?

The voting pattern shows who truly is one way voter
Lazyreporta(m): 10:11am On Oct 25, 2023
mrvitalis:
Didn't you people see the signs?

Tinubu of 1999 would have jumped at any chance to debate Peter Obi... Tinubu of 1999 would have jumped at any chance to sale himself

Yes he is a socialist like Awolowo and I am a capitalist like Michael Okpara ....

But the signs was there... You all were blended by Igbo man must not rule that you gave your s to tinubu that gave INEC the confidence to rig him in

Rubbish talk.

Only foolish people reason like you all

So the people that gave your obi a win plus massive votes accross are bigot, but you who gave your son 99% are liberal.

Honestly, you guys are really ungrateful.

Una really think an average Yoruba send una noise? The problem is you guys don't have any say in national politics, you guys are also defeated as far naija is concerned.

I am so sorry, but unfortunately you all need the same Yoruba that you hate so much in your daily life to survive.

Leave their land, and you know what happens to your tribe
Lazyreporta(m): 8:28am On Oct 24, 2023
oyeb15:
Useless Tinubu increased fuel price. At #198 per litre, government was making profit in fuel importation.

This increase in fuel will destroy our local production and dollar will continue to rise. No country survive on high energy.

No investor would invest where energy is very expensive.

They are just wasting their time saving d Naira. You don't feed somebody, you are giving him injection.


Although I want the subsidy back, but how exactly did tinubu increase pump price? When? Una go just dey talk nonsense.

When una only dey rely on fellow obidients for news, no confirmation whatsoever.

Buhari removed subsidy not tinubu. Which means if obi or atiku win, we will have the same thing cos the bill was ed before tinubu became president.
Lazyreporta(m): 2:11pm On Oct 15, 2023
Austindark:
The usage of ALSO, clearly indicates the he 'Tinubu' indeed faked his certificates intentionally. I wonder what his lawyers are now trying to defend in court.


Educated person is saying this rubbish cos of politic.

Who add ALSO?

TINUBU OR BLOGGER?

You should know it's clickbait

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Lazyreporta(m): 11:45pm On Oct 04, 2023
lapintoz:
DSS does not need to pick them up. Not enough space in their prison. Just leave the Zombies to continuing wallowing in sorrow and pain. Pronto


I dey wonder how a people can be this gullible or intentionally stupid ni
Lazyreporta(m): 10:52pm On Oct 04, 2023
Ofunaofu:


When and where was it verified, before he present it to INEC or after

Please, stop this

Are you guys being foolish intentionally?

CSU clearly said they don't even authenticate results..

And third party can give you that if you need.

So your question is dumb.

So what else are you guys asking for?

Abi which kind foolish people be this na?

The school said its not fake, but you all are telling us it's fake despite the school oath.

Na dss fault for not picking up rubbish people posting false informations

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Lazyreporta(m): 3:56pm On Oct 04, 2023
Racoon:
Whao! Whao!! Whao!!! Meanwhile, this is the same forged diploma certificate Tinubu media urchins have been hyperventilating that was certified by the CSU? How low can they go low with lies and propaganda


I believe you're clowning here.

Cos the statement was clear, except, of course you be illiterate.

Point out the forge here?
Lazyreporta(m): 5:53pm On Sep 04, 2023
DMerciful:
Ignorance in its purest form


Imagine who dey talk about ignorance.

You wrote lot of jargons yet na you still feel say you dey right.

Nobody fit help una

Wednesday is here, we go no who dey talk rubbish
Lazyreporta(m): 5:22pm On Sep 04, 2023
DMerciful:
I'm telling you that if the tribunal annuls the election or give victory to Obi, the Supreme Court can't do anything. The worldwide celebration would be intimidating

Which kind rubbish talk be this one?

So supreme is powerless cos of obidients?
So law will be left cos of obidients?
Worldwide jubilation by who? Obidients?

Are obidients Nigerians?

Nigerians are 200m not 6m people.

Anyway, court can't even anul anything election not to talk of giving a 3rd person win. Let me even forget about obi not claiming he won
Lazyreporta(m): 3:03pm On Sep 04, 2023
DMerciful:
Hope Tinubu is still in India by then. He will return as ordinary citizen

How do you people think self?

Tribunal o
Not supreme.

So how the president go return as ordinary citizen?

Make una dey use una head. The case dey go supreme, no b supreme be this.

Not possible cos obi no even proof wins, but if they even say obi won, nothing change, until supreme.

Make una dey use una sense na
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Lazyreporta(m): 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2023
blackgold2018:
i no some doesn’t bleed. Sometimes it can even be two drops of blood that will be out. Sometimes it will be later some hours she will bleed.

But aleast you will still experience if she was actually a virgin at her first sex. And It’s never a 50/50 case. Girls take advantage of good or nice men. And how sure were you, you actually dated a virgin?? And tell me how old were you?

As for the op narration. That girl is no virgin.


The first bolded is the reason for the second bolded.

I was 23 while she 18.

By the way I still know at least 3 women who are still virgins. But they do all except sex
Lazyreporta(m): 1:58pm On Aug 03, 2023
blackgold2018:
ok back to the basis of the op story or her girl.

Are you aware she’s the one that initiated to op about the hymen talk. That’s deception. Assuming it’s op that raised the topic, that’s when he will not get disturbed about it.

But she raised the topic herself(manipulating and checking ops knowledge about it) indirectly and psychologically telling op she’s not intact. So it’s left for op to puzzle in confusion if it’s either she lost it through exercise or masturbation, when they will eventually have sex.

And she perfectly succeeded.


Can I ask you a direct question? Is the girl a virgin? Based on what op said.


Bro, we judge alot of times until we are in the same position, then we will see things clearly.

She initiated the gist doesn't make a non virgin or lair. She may read about it out of curiosity, especially if she's truly a virgin.

I dated a girl who was a virgin, she also raised this issue, exactly like ops case. I never thought she was lying. When we had sex, there was also no blood. Still, I dint doubt her. Guess what? She brought the hymen and no blood issue up by herself, and I also research and I found out there maybe no blood even as virgin. She does ride bicycle anyways.


The issue is, we already have a mindset and that's what's wrong with the world.

This issue is a 50/50 case. Neither you or op can tell us she's lying.
Lazyreporta(m): 1:10pm On Aug 03, 2023
blackgold2018:
I'm not misleading anybody and I’ll like a lady to respond to me rather to object my claim.

You are not really getting me. This virgins feel Hot too. They sex chat dirty too. Some checkmate either knowing or unknowingly by fingering their pussy surface.

While most know from the sharp pain they feel when their boyfriends try to penetrate at the surface. Or their boyfriends trying to finger her but feels the hymen along the way

You just said the same thing I said. Either of this is a yes..

But I was saying incase she didn't do any of these, she may no give a straight answer especially if shes not knowledgeable like the ops girl
Lazyreporta(m): 12:14pm On Aug 03, 2023
blackgold2018:
my dear all virgins know their hymen status. They feel it or they touch to checkmate it. Discuss with your female friends often


Stop misleading people.

Most people don't know if their hymen is still intact.

Tell me, how do they know?

As long no sex yet, no masturbation, nothing you dip inside the virginal.

If you agree not all broken hymen also bleed, then kindly tell me why you think they all know it's broken

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Lazyreporta(m): 11:49am On Aug 03, 2023
Honeybadgerxx:
There's this church girl I'm currently dating, I love her so much and she loves me too. She claimed to be a virgin and insisted on no sex till marriage, I really do not have a problem with that cos I'm not a virgin and I told her about it and she said she's cool with it.

Now this is where the issue is, suddenly one day she chatted me up and asked if I know about hymen in ladies, I said yes and she popped another question asking if the hymen of a lady can be broken without penetration, I told her yes that sometimes the thickness of the hymen varies amongst ladies, some are very light that too much of heat and stress can make a lady discover a little discharge of blood underneath her thereby breaking the hymen ( I actually learnt this during school days). But the question got me curious and forced me to ask her if hers was still intact, she replied me by saying she doesn't know, that she only saw it online and decided to ask me cos she knew I'm knowledgeable, like how possible is this? Why shouldn't you know? We fought about this for days and she still insist that she's isn't aware, she was nearly crying saying this. Well, I noticed some innocence in her statements and let go of it.

Now my question is, is it possible for a lady not to know if her hymen is still intact or not? Ladies in the house please help me out.

Note: I'm not a simp, I be correct OG but decided to give love a chance and trusted this girl not because she's a church girl, not because she claimed to be a virgin, but because everyone tends to vouch for her including those kiss and tell guys around, none of them fit play her tape like they talk about other ladies around. Even in her uni days, I was opportuned to have a friend in her school hostel area of which he's unknown to her and the comments he gave about her are very impressive.
Even when I stylishly engage her in some sex topics, she tends to ask me the meaning of some erotic words.

She's a good girl, never billed me before, though I do send her funds atimes, she dresses moderately and hates going out.

But considering how ladies pretends and how some good girls turns bad, I still have this doubt within me, what could make her asked me such question?

Please I need answers as I'm planning towards our marriage soon, she's in her mid 20s and now a grad



I don't understand your point.

The whole thing is a gamble.

Yes, she may be lying about her status.

Again, she maybe saying the truth also.

It's your word against her, nothing else.

And why do you think she should know about her hymen been broken? 90% of the ladies won't know. Do you know a broken hymen?

Not all brings blood. It maybe broken during exercise and no blood stain. If you are dragging cos she said she doesn't no, the you're being selfish here cos she may not know.

However, she may be lying.

Instead, ask her further questions like, do you masturbate, do you do exercise, etc

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