NewStats: 3,263,722 , 8,181,161 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 02:41 PM 2e59j

siofra:


I love sex with someone I love. I don't care if you call it fornication ☺️☺️

Zigzagman:
if you're broke, you have no business dating

Really? So u sayin u don't need women.....corrrrect?

...son are u gay??(no oofense,)

Kayouzka:
Not selfish reasons beneficial to the potential parents but selfless reasons beneficial to the unborn

To hell wit gadddddem childrens sir.nobody want them. They steal l..they take over boooooobsi & the rabbbbits Fokin eat too much..true story!!(no oofense)

DevilishMan:
Today our gate was faulty and wouldn't open so I needed some help scaling it to dump refuse.

Since my precious son is too young for such strain I decided to teach him some Daddy roleplay and do it myself. The team work was so good and it helped to bond us tighter 😍 so much that my very jealous fiancée was yelling at the top of her voice.


As you can see below my son is the most ive son in the world!
He is my pillar.

so Yor son is a power full midget...corrrrect?(no oofense)

DevilishMan:
Today our gate was faulty and wouldn't open so I needed some help scaling it to dump refuse.

Since my precious son is too young for such strain I decided to teach him some Daddy roleplay and do it myself. The team work was so good and it helped to bond us tighter 😍 so much that my very jealous fiancée was yelling at the top of her voice.


As you can see below my son is the most ive son in the world!
He is my pillar.

siofra:
Looks help but they are NOT important. I repeat, LOOKS ARE NOT IMPORTANT

Siofra am in a sweet mood & I feel like toasting a chicks...so wot are u wearing I beg??

Stay tuned..thread coming nest week...THANK ME LATER!!!

kelspinall:
Altho I drive BMW & a Londoner from
London, public trasssspot is for poor
people like gateman,Uber driver,
receptionist, wig sellers, mechanic,
student, self employ people, hair
dresser& so on..they smell
So guys, can u honestly let woman
catch u entering bus....or worse of
all, motorcycle?(no oofense)

OGA LONDONER, IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH AND SPELLINGS...

LASTLY, THIS IS A LAME THREAD

Calm down son, no need for violence.
QUESTION: can u enter publiic trasssspot in front of fine chick like Wumi2017 or Samantha124 or even American singer beyansi??....YES OR KNOW??((no oofencse))

Dshocker:


And the British prime minister uses public transport?

Mugu that doesn't even have a port, neither have you boarded a plane in your life, you literally sat down and wrote this crappy shit like an illiterate?

Which priminister enter bus? Hav u beento london? do u no london.do u no Pekam?do u no baker Street?do u even no what KFC is?have u enter snow in Yor life?which real man enter bus in front of women? Are u a jokist?
brother please, when Londoners are talking, don't talk.this place is not Lagos!!!((no ooofencse))

ireke:
Why do I need to wait for my wife to be tired before I contribute to help the family? If I find myself near or close to the store/market, I will get whatever we need to get. If nothing comes to mind, I will call her to check if there's anything we need to get.

Xammie001:
I DO THAT ALWAYS SEF
MY BABE DEY ALWAYS SEND LIST TO ME TO GET ALL WE WILL BE EATING SINCE I'M POPULAR IN THE MARKET AND I GET THINGS CHEAP IN THE MARKET

Always? Really?so women send u to fetch water from river? Bro u are weak!(no oofencse)

adeoyekay:
Yes, I can go

.ok so u enjoy carrrryin basket like woman..brother are u gay?why are you gay?(no oofencse)

You woman say she's tired & ask you to help her get food stuff from the market,? Would you?(no oofense)

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Shedrack777:
victor How Far Nah? How About That Stuff We Discuss?

Huh? Wrong person sir!!!!(no oofencse)

Bennysam:

I wonder why people like you won't read but you will comment

Ok So u one of those men women reject...abi?...u don't have moiney?? SHAME ON U SIR!!(no ooofencse)

Odewaleadesoye:
Big Brother Naija Season 7 winner, Phyna, has seemingly confessed her feelings for Pere Egbi who is featuring on the ongoing all-star edition of the reality show.

She itted that she loves tall dark-skinned men.


On her Twitter handle, Phyna wrote,


In another tweet, Phyna vowed to Pere till he wins the ongoing Big Brother Naija All Stars edition.

DAILY POST

Merry100:
A guy met a lady on the bus and fell for her. He was expressing his feelings to her when he suddenly felt the need to sneeze. Unfortunately, he chose to hold it in because he was in front of an attractive lady. As a result, he was rushed to the hospital but did not survive.

You don't need to be fake to impress a lady. A lady can find herself falling in love with a broke guy simply because he is jovial or he possesses any other attractive quality.

So women fall in love wit U becuzzzz u enter bus....corrrrrect??..Bros wot kinda job do u do..Uber driver, mechanic, capentar or gateman & why do u prefa cheap women?can u enter public transport in front of fine babe like wumi2017 or Rokiat
Samantha124' or even worse of all,in front of siofra?
(no oofencse)

DenreleDave:



I dey inside bus now, make my crush Nancy Isime show, I go even invite enter bus and pay her money


Spits. I'm off

Well the GOOOD news is dat u r pooooor..the bad news is you are still pooooor sir!!(no oofencse)

aimmoney9:

Now I know your problem, you have a car but you can't fuel it........

adebayo987:
Lmao! I'm a grandfather married with 4 kids. My first son has his own family already. My two daughters and the last born son are all in University in Ghana. I have 3 cars, one for my wife, one for myself and one for family of which any family guest including driver can drive around on errands or other matters. Some days, I trek to my office not because I'm broke. Some times I use public transport and it's always a drop. But if I'm in a situation that I need to use public bus, who fvcking cares about a lady who is yet to start life all because of her nature, when I already have the best woman in the world and ambitious kids succeeding in their space?

My bitterness is that Buhari's monetary policies affected my business. Now, this fuel subsidy removal worsened it such that I'm now spending ₦800k plus every week as overall family expenditure, which is not supposed to be so.

I am now one of the voices of the poor out there agitating for them. If you do watch your TVs very well and follow social media news, you'd know me. And I mean you know me and you've seen me talk several on your favourite channels. Here on nairaland, we're all bunch of anonymity airing out our voices to the Nigerians existing here. Don't be fooled by some of our posts or comments, they're part of our anonymity scheme so you won't suspect anything. Secondly, go get yourself a drink and sleep tonight on an empty stomach. When you wake up, you'll understand the plight of the poor you mentioned.

Big RESPET to u sir.u have 3cars meaning u can pull all kinda chicks:single or married women.married women are better coz they more loyal.big RESPET sir.99.9% of people on nairaland spend 23 outter 24 on foot..walking from Lagos to know..& then haif of them enter bus like roadside BEGGGGGAR. But then they get upset when women delete them like bad habit. I respet u sir & I also will be gettin my second car next week!!((RESPET))

talented321:
Oga no be only u dey drive BMW or bugatti on this forum''

my BMW is no big deal.its only £22,000 pounds,with alloy wills,sat nav, electric, leather chair,heated wheel, heated tyre, mini fridge plus automated electric coooooker sir. I can show u..moiney is not every time sir!!(no oofense)

adebayo987:
God damn it! Who fvcking cares...

Clearly u don't have moiney.and of course if u don't hav moiney why shod u care..and then u complain u can't find woman...bro u neeed help!!(no oofencse)

Dimaya:
Nonsense

Brother so u sayin u enter bus coz u can't afford petrol? they don't hav job center in Yor area?(no oofense)

jogsman01:
Radarada

So u enter motorcycle has public trasssspot...correct?. U prefa walk-in from city to villages?
Brother I don't meannnto sound rude but u will never find woman!(no oofense)

DenreleDave:



I dey inside bus now, make my crush Nancy Isime show, I go even invite enter bus and pay her money


Spits. I'm off

^^^^ ther u go...the broke ones a ways reply wit anger. Brother calm down. Do u enter bus becuzzz you broke or juss because u poooor...coz if u do..women will definately delete u.i drive BMW tho (no oofense)

Altho I drive BMW & a Londoner from London, public trasssspot is for poor people like gateman,Uber driver, receptionist, wig sellers, mechanic, student, self employ people, hair dresser& so on..they smell
So guys, can u honestly let woman catch u entering bus....or worse of all, motorcycle?(no oofense)

blessingnenye:
https://loveonet.com/practicing-emotional-detachment/

Ok so u loookin for love.me too.are u lightskin??

blessingnenye:
https://loveonet.com/practicing-emotional-detachment/

Techie25:
I had to use another monicker so I can be free to express how I'm feeling honestly.

(Sorry it might be long but it's a true life story and I'd need ur comments though )

So There's this girl I kinda dated, She's in my university and she usually come to my lodge then and we use to hit. But she's a christian sha (Dominion city) all this new generation church. Most times when she before she even comes around, She'd be telling me things like she doesn't go to guys house, She don't wanna be having sex, bla bla bla that it's against her faith, Her church and I'm making her commit sin bla bla bla..

Most times, I feel sad about that but I told myself I'd work on leaving her so she can go serve her God, Why I was even still with her was that after she's done saying that, She'll likely come over the following week and even be the one to enjoy the sex more than I do and that's weird for someone claiming to be a full devoted Christian.

But when I invite her over the following week or month, She'd Continue her bla bla bla story but as long as she agrees and comes over. Then boom, Nah she go even remove ur boxers for u.

So fast forward to this year, She told me she was elected a serious position in church and she wants to be devoted, and she wants to stop having sex. (Celibate) she so much love using that word.

So I kind of felt sad and decided to end our sex journey as long as she comes to give me goodbye sex, Which she agreed and that was it.

I just wanted her to focus and probably let her be because she claimed I was the only one she was having sex with and needed to stop and focus.


She usually calls me and Sometimes tells me she's missing me and stuff and It usually arouses me but In the course of even helping her achieve the proposed devoted christian lifestyle, I had to block her on Whatsapp.

So she could avoid me and focus and so far, We haven't met or done anything since 2 months. (I, Myself is happy about that)

Fast forward to this morning, I was hungry and decided to step out to purchase food, on my way. I was shocked, infact flabbergasted and so disappointed to see this Supposed christian abi Church girl abi ashawo coming out with two (yahoo boy looking) guys from a lodge closeby to mine.

Like I was dumfounded, She was shocked to see me because of course she knew what she did, I could see it all over her face, She didn't even say Hi. She just walked past with her disappointed face and those guys.

I, myself as a man. I just walked past as if I don't know her nor know what's going on.

So Aunty, I thought you wanted to be a devoted Christian? You have been telling me this since last two years but I even decided to help you achieve your Christianity lifestyle by avoiding u and stay far away from you.

And you went ahead to be sleeping with guys(close to my lodge for that matter, No shame, Nothing!!!), Even sleeping over with them because it's very obvious she was going home that morning and was so ashamed of even raising her face to me.


I'm not that sad nor bothered sha because she's no longer my business

BUT..............


Omo I FEAR WHO NO FEAR WOMAN!!!!!!!

Nigaraw:
Met this girl online last year January, after exchanging numbers we started vibing and the whole talking stage thing. Started dating a month later . Things were so good thought I have found myself a lovely soul. She was good but much more concerned about aesthetics, snap for the glam , do some weird things for Twitter likes. Her role models are always relationship people . Gave her some advice to go back to school because she was a drop out she didn’t heed.

Okay gave her money to start some business she spent on uselsss things . She just want all that lovely dovy Instagram lifestyle and relationship glamour . Couldn’t deal broke up with her . Ever since then it’s been one hell of a ride . Everyday subbing my ass on Twitter . I don’t block people never blocked any of my exes .

She’d guys pictures and all.I really don’t care now I noticed her freinds writing some shit and even have the guts to tag me . Like is it even up to that Like why can’t some people just deal with break up . You teaming up to sub your ex is the new cool now.?


I have been blocking some of her friends but they still keep opening burner s and tagging me . I run a business with my anybody with a good suggestion??

So u block babe BECUZ she reject u twice....corrrrrect?.. u hav bad lock wit women?((no oofense))