NewStats: 3,262,377 , 8,176,967 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 04:54 AM 1u4s5c

The second lady in pics be like "Lemme snap them, and post their pics on Nl"

Op wait o..I am not understanding

You mean.. The boy who had an £rection doesn't know how to draw or write well.. Or why was the teacher holding his hand?
Did you say his mother had to bring him back from abroad due some reasons?

What kinda story is these... According to your story, the boy is young yet old... Ayam not understanding at all.

Lemme see what the poster below go talk.

abuayman:
If I say make Thunder fire the idiot, e bad?

No.. Abeg send am fast.

Let him try it and see what would become of him... Who doesn't use WhatsApp in Nigeria?
Pastors, Imam, herbalists, witches and wizards...

See the kind thunder wey them go transfer for this man still dey factory. #Yeye#

Therock5555:
my talent is making every girl I fuuuck to cum

Smh... You'd be more useful in the *P* industry.
#naughty head#

Aminat508:
lol, abi o

Lol.. No mind am

Lies!!

Shuu.. Fear God o.

This is not fare o.

Some men would faint on their wedding night when they see the real face of their wife.

Tallesty1:
Yea. I need xmass gifts.

Hahaha..
Okay..

I'll get you a pack of banger

Omotayor123:
oya tell me..who knows, your name may enter history.

Lol... I'm lazy

It's a gift too ..isn't it?

Tallesty1:
been searching for you

Really?

Tallesty1:
you still dey on nland?

Yes
Why?

Omotayor123:

Many Nigerians now claim to have this gift...

I have a gift too

charijee:

I'm sorry

6)


Chris Robinson
The man who sees the future.


[b]Chris Robinson woke up one day after an extraordinarily vivid dream in which he saw two planes crash in midair. Since that day, he has allegedly been able to see the future in his dreams.

Robinson can also wake up exactly when he wants and record his dreams in a dream journal he keeps.
Stanley with the help of Daniel Browning Smith) tested Robinson by setting up an experiment.

He told Robinson that they would take him to 10 places the following day, and his job was to dream about the locations they were going to visit
The next day, Robinson wrote down each of the locations he dreamed about and put them in envelopes. As they drove to each location, they opened the corresponding envelope and sure enough, Robinson had gotten everything right.

Incredible right...

www.Listverse.com

5)

SM

Known anonymously as “SM,” this woman suffers from an unknown disease that has caused her amygdala (part of the brain that controls fear) to completely deteriorate. Now a mother of three, SM is not able to feel fear, no matter how scary the situation is.

In a study that tested her fearing abilities, SM watched the scariest of scary movies and touched a snake’s tongue.

When SM was a child, however, she re being afraid of the dark, but by the time she’d reached early adolescence, her amygdala was already destroyed.

In fact, she even describes an encounter with a man when she was walking through a park at night. He ran up to her and put a knife to her throat. Instead of being terrified, she calmly told him he would have to go through her guardian angel first, which scared him off.


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4)
8Most Tibetans Sherpas

They are known for guiding people up Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world. The Sherpas of Nepal and most Tibetans have traits that allow them to survive up in the mountains at around 4 kilometers (13,000 ft) above sea level.

Just a few years ago, researchers had no idea why they were able to do this. Now, they know that 87 percent of Tibetans have a specific gene that allows them to use up to 40 percent less oxygen than the average human.The EPAS1 gene is responsible for Tibetans being able to live at such high altitudes for so long. For most people, going up as high as 3 kilometers (10,000 ft) causes their hemoglobin levels to rise.

Hemoglobin is the substance in our blood that helps carry oxygen throughout the body. The EPAS1 gene doesn’t let Tibetans’ hemoglobin levels rise beyond a certain extent, which prevents heart-related problems that normal people would experience. According to researchers, Tibetans gain this ability from now-extinct beings called the Denisovans. The Denisovans lived around the area where Tibetans live now, and their fossils have been found to contain the same EPAS1 gene. Tibetans (along with some Pacific Islanders) seem to be the only ones with this gene, because the Denisovans interbred, forming a pool of the same genes over and over until extinction.


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3)

Thai Ngoc


Vietnamese farmer Thai Ngoc suffered a fever in 1973, which seemed like nothing much at first. When the fever cleared up, he had developed a bad case of insomnia.

Thinking it would go away in a week, he didn’t give it much thought. Now, over 40 years later, he hasn’t slept since the night of the fever. After over 12,000 nights of no sleep, you would think he’d be dead. However, after examinations, the only thing wrong with him were minor liver problems.
The only complaint from Ngoc was that he’s a little grumpy from not experiencing sleep for over three decades. He tried countless home remedies and even tried drowning himself in alcohol. Nothing seems to work.

So why is his insomnia persisting for so long?One of the explanations could be a phenomenon called “microsleep.” Micro naps occur when a part of your brain gets tired and decides to quickly take a few seconds to nap. Most everyone has probably experienced these when tired—our brain temporarily shuts off and then goes back on again. Falling asleep while driving is a good example of microsleep. This could be how Ngoc has been getting by for so long.


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2)

Oresegun Olumide

He studied painting at Yaba Tech Nigeria.



The artist has shown rare talent when he painted portraits which looks so real and one would find it so difficult to believe it's an art piece.
See photos below:

I think there is a million talented people in the world.. Everyone is gifted, but most people don't open their package.

Here are 6 of the most talented people in the world.


1)Natalie Irish of Houston, Texas paints by putting on lipstick, then pressing her lips against a blank canvas.

By varying the pressure of her kisses, as if titillating a lover, she can create large, nuanced images.

Natalie puts up her classic lipstick to good use... Instead of a paint brush, she employs her roughed lips to create portraits.


Ms Irish told MailOnline.com that she had learned how to paint pictures with thumbprints back in high school.

She said: 'I always got a good response from them, but because it had been done before by other artists, I never felt like it was "my own".

'I was getting ready to go to a show one night and put on a bit of red lipstick. I blotted it on a piece of paper and it hit me.

'I started experimenting and decided Marilyn Monroe would be the perfect candidate for a portrait with kisses!'

Ms Irish itted that her lips get very tired, and that she owns 'many tubes of both lipstick and chapstick'.


She made use of her rouged lips to create a portrait of Marilyn Monroe.

See pics below.

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firstking01:
You are here

Hey.. Howdy?

Name : Olanike

Age : early twenties

Occupation : tryna build my blog.. Lazy writer(struggling with a book since September), Counselor, business lady and a student.

Are you single, dating or married : Single

Those u like on Romance Section : where do I start? Okay, I like Lotta peeps.
Laveda, charijee, JeffreyJamez, Skarlett, Ipledge, Stfuareyougod, Jarizod, Ishilove, Tosyn2much, Monalisa185, Mediapace, Twaci, daveP, farano, MackBrooklyn, Peeparty, Ritababe, KissChrix, ashewoboy, Diddydiva, Wristbangle, KingLekan, KingTom, Iamhatey, Iamnaughty, Joshkid, Lejeun3, Jaybluv3, sinizia.


Those u dislike on Romance section : Trolls, and so called warlords..

Those u find annoying : ashewoboy.. He can be so annoying

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): In romance section? I still dey find them

Those you follow and wish follows you back :
None...

Why do you follow the people you follow: Either because they are intelligent or I just feel like reciprocating their gesture.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : Pm.. Means private message.. So I can't disclose that here.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: you won't believe it... So, I'll rather

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting:
Cowards nd those who have the intelligent of a nine year old.

Which Romancelander is fake:
We have Lotta fake peeps here that's all I know

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: lmao.. I don't do one night stand

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: a guy on here.. *covers face* go figure.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : intelligence, maturity and his looks.

Your favorite Romancelander(s) :

Your favorite : lala

Funniest Romancelander(s) : smellymouth, ashewoboy, KingTom, Kingcheesypuff (itzsuperpuff)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads : Tosyn2much, Explorer...

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : I used to stalk Laveda, Beenkumar nd marieolae's diary


Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: KingTom, KingLekan, Beenkumar, ggrin, Jenimma, frankben. (Two of em deactivated their while, the rest are not as regular as before)

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours :
None that I know

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: hehehehehe.. Fools who think they are relevant They need a kind of reset slap.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date):

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: many.. I've met about 15 nairalanders

NLer(S) you consider smart : Diddydiva, Prettythickme, ggrin, kingTom, Refiner...

NL member that tries too hard. : trolls, nd jobless peeps that are always online. They've made nl their secretariat and head office.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Aminat508, PrettySpicey, omotayor123

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: The kind thunder wey go fire you still dey factory

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: many Nler(s) say these.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Joseph (Isufferfools)

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other : just one person

Who do u often agree with:
Myzmycoli

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : Rokiatu, Ivvy

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : nil.. (Abeg, who I fit create)

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :Wristbangle, Tosyn2much

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) : dunno.. Some peeps are trying to be, but in a childish way.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag

Mtcheeew

KingTom:
listen to the song by Falz and Ajebutter and you go understand

Bad gang?

raphrinco:
How are you? Wanna see you

I'm good.. You?

unapapadeycraze:
ladies, how can i stop being a nice guy? i wanna be fierce to ladies. i wanna be a verygoodbadguy. i don't wanna offend a lady. i like to please them. what do i do?



lanicky



twaci.

Lol.. Be yourself... You can't please everybody.. Cos you would want them to reciprocate, and if they don't.. You'd feel bad.

Being a good person doesn't guarantee that others would be good people too.
So be nice, but don't be too nice.. People, especially ladies might take you for granted when you go jelly around them.

Morning.

ashewoboy:
lanicky, this could be us but you are doing shakara.

*rolls eyes*

Sis Charijee.. Awwwww.. I don't know what to say

I can't believe I missed your birthday... Is it too late to say sorry?
I'm so sorry sis.. Do forgive me.

Happy belated birthday... Love you more than I can explain.

KissChrix:
___________________

Name
: It's obvious tho... Chris


Age :



Occupation : Student


Are you single, dating or married
: Undecided


Those u like on Romance Section
: Jarizod (Konndo master), Jude, Obiora , Lawlahdey, Photoshoot(I forgive you ) , Smelly..... Anybody that makes Me laff


Those u dislike on Romance section
: Nil


Those u find annoying
: Akanbi Babatunde


Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : Tosyne2much, Toks2008, anybody organizing a contest


Those you follow and wish follows you back
: Keep ya follows


Why do you follow the people you follow
: Cos I choose to


NLer that has sent u the most PMs
: Dunno


How many PMs do you get on average in a day.
: One every 3 months, do the math yourself........ Buh, incase you find it stressful, 0.01pms per day


Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting
: None, you interest Me, I quote you..... As simple as that


Which Romancelander is fake : Adaksbullet


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on
:


why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)



Your favorite Romancelander(s) :
Jude
, MrCork, Jarizod (Be like say He don port go celebs section sef ), McBrooklyn


Your favorite mod
: Lalasticlala


Funniest Romancelander(s)
: MrCock X Smellymouth


Romancelander/NLer with the best threads
: I dunno jurh
..... Ion keep tabs on the names, I just bounce into the thread, make My comment and bounce out


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk
: Lawlahdey


Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : __________


Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.
: How d'you expect Me to know?


NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life
:
Slap Seu.n back to God


NLer(s) you would go second and first base with
:


NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life
: 200 Dexter


NLer(S) you consider smart
:
Naijaboiy, Harddon, Smellymouth, and many others


NL member that tries too hard : Jesusboiy


NLer(s) you find intriguing
: MrCork


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
: ((No oofennses)
, TrapHedges weird convos


Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from
: Ain't it obvious?


Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section
: None, no time to argue


Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.



Who do u often agree with
: Jude


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)
: Lanicky


Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)
: None


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy
: Tosyne2much


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) : Enybliss, Bbm


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag

Thanks dear

Troubleking:
Note: my main is in jail unjustly. I'd be back to complete this.

Name : Oscar

Age : 20's

Occupation : Ruling over trouble

Are you single, dating or married : single with many babes

Those u like on Romance Section : ultimately,
myself. If I like anyone else it's because they appeal to me, either my intellect or loins. Either way, it's all about me.

Those u dislike on Romance section :

Those u find annoying : all mods

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): In romance section? Dem never born the person.

Those you follow and wish follows you back :
No one. Follow back no dey add to balance.

Why do you follow the people you follow:
They are babes, and may or may not be on my radar.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : I don't do pms, so I don't get any.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. : nil

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting:
I don't avoid anybody.

Which Romancelander is fake:
99% of romancelanders, including myself.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: dollyjoy - I like her big boobs and her fat ass
Berlynn - she's pretty but a clumsy troll

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: twaci - there's something upstairs
Nkay-Tiana - I'd rather not say why.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : radio no dey repeat esef.

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : myself ofcourse.

Your favorite mod : I hate all NL mods past, present and future.

Funniest Romancelander(s) : smellymouth

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads : Toks2008

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Can't be caught dead reading NLers diaries

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours :
none that I have seen. Maybe in the past, but then dinosaurs are now extinct

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life:

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date): Laveda, Twaci, Lanicky,
NkayTiana

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: I don't kiss and tell.

NLer(S) you consider smart : Sile, Mimzyy, Twaci

NL member that tries too hard. : our resident Trolls - TSOM, Lezz, Muva and all the other morons who pride themselves in being the world's best keyboard warriors.
Mimido2 - she's a noisy overzealous kid.

NLer(s) you find intriguing:

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: keyboard warriors

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other :
no one. If I want to get to know you, I'd get to know you.

Who do u often agree with:
sexxkilz

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : NkayTiana, shol3, myfantasies, Ireneony, lizzdeb, missvera, lanicky

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) :

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) :

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :

Lol.. Thanks

charijee:
Name:Chacha

Age:Young and old

Occupation:Does everything good

Are you single, dating or married :mind ya biz

Those u like on Romance Section:JeffreyJamez bqlekan Cheriepet daveP Ishilove kinglekan lanicky Nickymezor Smellymouth STFUareyouGod BiafranBushBoy KingTom cherlene Dygeasy Danceville MizMyColi dechandel Beennkumar(grandpa) AfricanApple repogirl Cutezt SalomonKane prettythicksme lezz TheSonOfMark tosyne2much Maxiii.....the list is endless

Those u dislike on Romance sectionUnrepentant trolls

Those u find annoyingUnrepentant trolls

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)bqlekan JeffreyJamez HungerBad naijaboiy Ishilove kinglekan Sexxkillz prettythicksme

Those you follow and wish follows you backThey all follow me

Why do you follow the people you followThey make my day

NLer that has sent u the most PMs[/b][b]Aproko mind ya biz

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.Jamb kweshion

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quotingUnrepentant trolls

Which Romancelander is fake.The fakees know themselves

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't dateMogbe! Kweshion!

Romancelander you can date or have a crush onMy honeybear

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)His personality

Your favorite Romancelander(s)The ones I like

Your favorite modMynd44 (Don't ask me why)

Funniest Romancelander(s)Smellymouth KingTom adaksbullet Mrcork

Romancelander/NLer with the best threadsexplorers

Romancelander(s) diary you stalkNone

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?Still thinking [/i]]

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.Is there any?

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real lifeMrcork

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).Your aproko too much abeg

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real lifeJeffreyJamez bqlekan lanicky Cheriepet Beennkumar ...not met them though

NLer(S) you consider smartPrettyspicey JeffreyJamez bqlekan Ishilove lezznjr 5minsmadness

NL member that tries too hard.bbmpin

NLer(s) you find intriguingA whole lot

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.No longer a secret if I told you

Who do u often agree withJeffreyJamez

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)Iamkingzlee

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy Smellymouth

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).bbmpin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebagmisspicy


My hand

Thanks sis