NewStats: 3,259,756 , 8,170,845 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 10:46 PM 3e1g1m

patiently following too..

i know u v ur reasons for choosing to update on Saturdays only but we, ur followers plead dat u increase d length of d updates..it s way too short to sustain us for a whole week.. thanks

tecno4life:

[color=#990000] where were u when I was crying 4 him 2 come back [/color ]

i dont like noise so i was waiting for u to finish crying..

ftc ftc ftc dancing shoki wt one hand..

ok sir..take ur time and deliver ur best..

ANNOUNCEMENT!!! ANNOUNCEMENT!!! ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

I, Omolabaski, humbly invite every male and female followers of this thread to the new series our own very man, Handie, is currently writing. there is a shortage of females on dat thread and d guys there are suffocating me real good.. aldou i v dem under my control sha..
the story has started and i can assure u dat it is really worth ur time
thanks in anticipation..and i ll be expecting ur comments over dere.. catch ya
https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/1942208/17-awosika-a-crime-action-thriller

handie:
Labaski is causing a commotion here. To avert crises, I as the CEO of this thread in collaboration with the director of operations @ Mention has decided to evict Labaski from the thread unless she comes and seat by my side. THIS IS THE VERDICT! No appeals allowed

make i kukuma dey come ur place cos i no go like to carry ds course.. but u know say deze pple go enter war cos of ds ooo..

omo ds one n GOBE o..abeg handie, invite all d females wey dey d previous thread make dem come here so dat girls go dey enuf for d guys wey dey here..in ds case na 1 female vs plenty fierce men ooo.. and i no wan die young.. biko..

she is one hell of a crazy woman..nice work larry..

pls, i ll like to v d 'The Brand of Cain' sent to my email too. [email protected] thanks.

SMALLPENIS: *walks in, everyone hails me, carries Alhaji Hassim's chair on his head, keeps it in VVVVIP Area*

na Lana Reis kidnap me o @handie , na onemansquad and mention come rescue me atlast.
Oya onemansquad, after taking over from Lana Reis as Alhaji Hassim, I need one bottle pure water
Labaski, abeg give me small zobo

na zobo u see say i dey drink so na Jack Daniel..olodo..are u myopic like me

abeg my guys make una no vex say i leave u cnc monin..i been write one exam today..

y una dey fight untop my head so nah e be like say i don put myself inside trouble ooo.. i no even need anybody again, i don vex..

ftc

Mention:
I just wanna be your man...

Onemansquad:

oya cum sit beside me 1st na

shey na onemansquad abi mention?

Onemansquad:

yee!!! Wont u take appetizers first abi na hunga u cary enta dix thread

na wetin i ask make u gimme.. why u dey do like ds nah??

catwalks majestically into d thread,, to d very front seat,, specially reserved for VVIP.. onemansquad, i need a bottle of Jack Daniels and a plate of cat fish pepper soup..
waiting patiently for d start of dis great story.. who is gonna be my right hand man through ds story??

eehwoo!!! my mma is getting in troubling ooo..who will saving her now? Richard should reaching d garage fasting fasting ooo..if not ehn mma will crying like sometin else..

uhmm..nice one handie..cant wait to know wat will eventually happen..

thanks for d dedication wilson..

Onemansquad:
yeeee!!! Yelow nd green
#why u no blush green white green

i dont feel like..

donsamtex:
Atlast. Dancing finally in front of BRT.
Baba u too much jawe.

I pity ur head

@ mention, thief second to comment

handie:
Big shoutout to everyone who has been with me since the beginning of this story. Special thanks to a darling @ Labaski, d husband wey go marry you is simply blessed. Special mention goes to my boss Mention. you made this possible. To Mazi Omenuko, Kayemjay, and every other person who read this work, commented or recommended it for others to read, I say a very big thank you. Abeg if u no see your name, no vex. If i'm to mention everyone's name, this thread won't be enough. But whether your name was mentioned or not, YOU made this possible. Without further ado, it's my pleasure to present to you the last few episodes of the ADJACENT.

O.M.G. am blushing yellow and green.. thanks dearie..

Onemansquad:

hahahaha i laf
#labaski u no go tel dix young man who e dy joke wit

leave am e no know say dem no dey write am for face.

Wilsonblaise:
Please subsequent updates would come everyday by 9pm. Thanks, Jah bless y'all

God bless u too dear..thanks

Mimisboygreat: C as una dy fight because of d meat wey hameenat my love bring. Oya all of una wey chop dat meat must vomit am oo.. **walks to hameenat n places a hot peck on her lips, babe let's go home** I c ya handie, kip it up bro

see dis one meat wey we don chop forget day we even chop meat, even hameenat gan sef no go wan talk dat word wen onemansquad dey ready wt him butcher's knife..

i guess am d first to read and comment..u did a very good job rock..more grease to ur elbow and pls invite me wen u start d crime series..

one love

thanking u well well danwrites..

ftc.. Make i go back go read..

make una come enjoy ds story and criticize where necessary.. no vex for d mentions biko..
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Mention:
Tah!!!! Give that meat to either Me or Onemansquad...
BTW where z smallpenis

Mention Mention Mention!!! aw many times did i call u?? be careful ooo.. Hameenat abeg no mind all of dem jare..fatalveli no dey around so na me b d next of kin to dat meat..bring am sharp sharp.. .. make anybody no near me o..

waiting for Handie for instructions..

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