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Deicide:
So na you spit for my face

So na that dirty ashawo spit for your face abi... with mouth wey she nor wash.
yeye

Gebbson007:



just walk up to er(be extra polite ) .. ask fr er name n tll er urs too then ask if u can b friends with er (if yes) then ask fr er WhatsApp digit,b witty bout it (smile).. if she gives u ehn offer to see er off or nt... its as simple as that.

Your typing (shorthand) is irritating.

Is that how you write girls on WhatsApp?

JustAstrangeGuy:


No bro I don't think so....
Yea am defending her, cos am practically so sure she isn't the cheating or side Guy type

Don't waste your advice on this guy.

Your eyes go clear las las

Suicide... Only solution, because people are not even taking you seriously here as well

Rikze:






Not all who storm campaign rallies are really ers of the campaigner.



Some are there simply to have a glimpse of the candidate, be it Buhari or Atiku.



All these boasting with pictures of massive crowd should not be understood to mean massive

.



My opinion though... What do I even know?

Nothing

Now I believe without an atom of doubt that there's a particular drug or injection they ister to these APC guys immediately they the party.
I feel like crying for this country... Nigeria is doomed!
E nor go better for una las las sha

If I was the one, I'll fvck her to death... so no guy would have to suffer such abuse from her again

theoldpretender:

Then why did you say 'Naija women' ?
Presumably that includes all Nigerian women, young and old.....

Sorry about that...

Yemaica:
• Yes I made a mistake by cheating on him but I am changed.
• Yes he knows me, maybe a little be more than I know myself
• I tell him everything, he is always there for me when I am down
• Yes he is changing my life for better
• He treats me like a child that needs to be taught how to walk, eat and play even though HE IS 2 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM
• He knows how to touch a woman
• He helped me start a small business by teaching me how to make extra income.

But I am tired of all the questioning thoughts he expresses. I don’t think he trust me and I am trying my best to show him but its just never enough.
If I marry him I feel this will never stop. I don’t know what else to do to make him trust me again.
He planned to go see my parent next month but I have not heard anything since the beginning of this year.

This problem is affecting my work and everything around me. Please I need help.

Shut up

theoldpretender:


Well, I believe that Bisola can take care of herself with some simple changes. (I advise people everyday about that in my line of work).

But comparing Bisola to a professional athlete? To someone who exercises for a living? And to someone who has access to coaches, physios, nutritionists, gyms, etc that help her keep fit.

Call me again when Bisola is confirmed to be a professional athlete. Or when Bisola has time off from running after her two children, keeping a job, and doing a lot if housework to actually exercise the way Serena does, and still have time for her husband and children.

And you that is talking, can you run faster than Usain Bolt, as long as Bekele, or box for 12 rounds like Tyson..? Why do you expect professional athlete level of perfection from a struggling married woman of two? When you don't expect it from yourself?

No, I can't run faster than Bolt or box for twelve rounds... but I look very fit.
I thought we were talking about appearance though!

It's not impossible for one to look fit without him/her being an athlete, you know.
And I wasn't even talking about married women with children, I meant the average Nigerian single Lady

dominique:


You can complement her figure without mocking your own people you know? That's several shades of immature. You think there are no overweight women in America or all women over there are fit like Serena? FYI, there is a higher percentage of overweight people in America than Nigeria but you don't see their people shaming them because of their weight. Most of those fit celebs you see on TV and online can afford dieticians, fitness instructors, plastic surgeons etc to mould them into shape and they look NOTHING like the average American. I suggest you watch more documentaries than movies so you can see how the average American looks like.

Believe me, I'm not trying to mock my Nigerian ladies oh! Just my sarcastic nature at work.

Btw, I'm very much aware of how Americans struggle with obesity, but they're aware of this problem and most times take actions to curb it... it's a different story here. Once a Lady starts getting fat, with a big tummy, she hardly does a thing about it. Most of them go just let their body scatter like that. The average Nigerian Lady knows nothing about exercising her body to keep fit.
Nigerian ladies have great bodies, some of them are just careless with it

hopefulLandlord:


If you think the average american woman look like those you see in movies then you couldn't be more ignorant of their looks

I know they don't... but our Nigerian ladies have a thing with "big belle".

Don't call me ignorant oh! Your comment was okay before you edited it

Martinez19:
Marijuana is addictive and can lead to emotional and cognitive issues in the long run. Don't mind people who tell you that it's not addictive.

Being a marijuana addict is not bad, as long as you have money.
Oboy, I die there oh

So you're one of those old men always dropping incoherent comments on female pictures abi?

Serves you right.
Nonsense

theoldpretender:


Serena is a professional athlete .She has access to top line coaches, gyms, and probably trains for hours a day. And she has a nanny for her baby, and is married to a millionaire and is one herself

Bisola is a mum with 2 children who keep her awake at night, plus she has to cook and clean for them and her husband, plus she has a full time job, and is probably tired at the end of the day. And stressed. And did I mention she is not a professional athlete ,and isn't rich?

Assumptions!
Stop making excuses for Naija women

Bamidey:
Couldn't believe she's on one already.
Only few Nigerian slay queens can keep fit after giving birth.
For the past few months, I've been wondering who's who between Bisola of my old neighborhood and her mother in law. She's just 27, 2kids but her body don leave am, or should I say she don leave her body embrace old mama looks.

That woman is just 27?

Nawa oh

I'm sure Serena will play tennis till she dies.
She wore that shii to confuse the umpire... that's cheating!

I only like the shape of her nyash sha

post=74842135:
We will get there gradually. Many years have been wasted in this country in the past. We are on the right track now. God bless Nigeria.

Buhari is on the right track back to daura

AnalQueenluci:
2010 Wen my ass ed dan le kameroum army ,Forces Armees Camerouianiaes (FAC).
U pple should do pray 4 us in cameroum plssssss(Am a cross riverian though)
Dnt mind d colour n rudeness of d second picture, dats me cex

Remove the second picture... it looks like 8 weeks fufu

Abi she don 12?

She's over ripe for my northern brothers

babadee1:


My point is, no rape victim will come to you with evidence especially if it happened a while ago. That is the job of the police to investigate and determine if the accusation is true or not. In the mean time, it is good for the sake of our conscience to believe women who claim to have been raped because sadly that thing is very very common in our society.
Let the police investigate and if it is found that the women are lying then let them be prosecuted.

This comment is very disappointing. It's part of the reason why ladies wrongly accuse innocent guys of rape.

Don't be naive

Na for newspaper headquarters boko haram dey abi?

Stylishly running from boko haram... yeye people

Edodefender:
Na Nigerians ain't that smart, to be honest Nigeria is a baby in internet fraud business.

Countries like Russia is the king but you'll never ever hear their media reporting such news even USA.

True that!

Russians are expert hackers and fraudsters... I've come across many of them

Mr Eazi bought his own award.

Oluwa Burna... roll up!

nairalee:
Honestly the 1 activity that can make the world crumble is sex. These should serve as a lesson to us all but guess what? People will still go extra (negative) miles to get some tonight.

It has broken even the greatest of greats such as

1) World Strongest - Samson
2) World Richest - Solomon
3) World handsomest - Absalom
4) Man after God's own heart - David

Little wonder Our Perfect model in Jesus didn't even bother to marry.

Be wise and guided.

Oga take it easy... where did you get that info about Absolom

This is a very honest question, please

Eberechi24:

You can always talk to my hand. Your invalid argument cant convince me to convert to atheism.

Enjoy your godless life. Christians don't care.

Actually, Christians care... a lot... that's why you're on this thread

Auladimeji1:
last week Friday

So this is what you look like
This one own salary nor go reach 30k oh! Anyway, you're not doing a very nice job on Nairaland sha

sexiestharam:
Whether it is a sin or not, Sports betting is killing Nigerians slowly but they are yet to realise it. I know a man who has become a sport betting addict. He is a liability even to himself. Borrows for betting and loses. He has no properties, no salary even though he is paid a comfortable salary. Everything goes to debts!

It only kills the foolish... and fools deserve to die slowly, so the man can die as well.

Wise ones like me and a few others will Continue to cash out

CaptainGOOD:


I think she has been jazzed by those yahoo guys like u said.
I'm sorry to say but it seems they have used her, there is nothing any man can do except some spiritual interventions.
It's apity

nobody used her, she's just useless... them plenty for my area.
Iike someone said, if she never get belle she nor go rest small.

They learn preek on time these days

Nice one...

You're mad, your female friends are mad, your cousin is mad, the Navy guys are mad... you're all mad

I've always thought about committing suicide. I almost killed myself and ran away when hunger frustrated me, but y*hoo saved my life.

Now I only think about suicide when curiosity sets in... that's when I'm trying to imagine what's on the other side.

I would've tried it oh! but it'll bring pain to a lot of people who love me, so I won't do it

Ogbeni, nor come dey wyne person for here jare!

E nor dey work... face reality