NewStats: 3,261,368 , 8,173,810 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 03:18 AM 1b2g4y

Psychos!

PraiseGodNoTime:
Laughable reason! Na joke you dey joke..

Do I look like a joke to you?

BenDo63:

May you become a baby mama ASAP in Jesus name.

A child is a gift from God.

Left to me it's what I prefer, but the society society and my parents are holding me back from doing such

naija4life247:


HAAA! ALl liars will go and meet their mother Eve in Hell Fire

With you Eve's husband - Adam being whipped with cane in hell fire

tonymania:
. That is not true

That's your opinion

Reminderz:



help me tell am ooo... mehn all these love matter dey sweet for those teenage years sha .. such a wonderful feeling back then.

Hahahaha, azzin ehn hahaha

Yeya, teenager in love!!!

Soon you go turn odogwu and this will not be an issue. Sha face your book before my fellow Delilas finish your destiny

Women are very easy to work with most of the time.

dionma:
People of God, I need to buy new suits (3). The price I am seeing is off the charts. Where can I buy new suits with good quality at a reasonable price in Lagos? Thank you for your suggestions in advance.

You can see in Lagos Island.

There's a man (very popular tho I can't recall) there in Lagos Island. His Suit shop is behind First Bank's head office, it has like an underground warehouse where you see everything you need as regards suit, excellently good quality for less. I even saw my almighty previous boss one day going in

If my first option is hard to get, you can ask anyone behind the first bank. Tell them you seek the man who sells suits in bulk and you'd be directed.

Apply sense and wisdom while waiting.

You cannot be waiting on the Lord fir miracle alert when you should be out there looking for something to do

He won't , thank God for you
Hope the maid gets preggy for you sha

shopwiser:
And people's children are at home due to ASUU strike... Our politicians can never practice what they campaigned for

Their parents should send them abroad

Think of it this way.....

What if it was the devil trying to make you loose this contract?

Nigerians and fear or negativity na like Arsenal and Failure - always in synchronisation

Stillwhites:
Well, its been awhile that we broke up....Never get in touch, tho we didn't block each other.We still have each other's s.

A day before Sallah she sent me message on whattsapp...It reads "Hello dear, just thinking of you all this while.Can your woman get something to make hair for Sallah?" I kukuma blocked her.

That's what you get when you date broke girls. Common 6k for hair she no get. Tueh!

Do anything you want and get out abeg

Tired of those motivational thingy

You are jobless, get seeking for help to establish not yourself but your parents

There's no sense in that and if your parents are aware that you are jobless and want to establish them knowing fully well you have nobsource of income, then I find that attitude insensitive and funny!!!

Get yourself together, establish yourself first and your parents will reap the fruits of their labour after you are settled financially

Or is the plan to do the farm for them and run to them 247 for money? Or maybe it's a family business? Na wa

Anyway with my own experience in animal farming, you do not need heaven and earth to start - depending on the animal you need.

I would advise you start with one pregnant goat, from there they would expand as the male pikin will get the sister and mom pregnant, you know how animals are . For their food, I don't know your environment but you should look for where plantains are planted, you should give them the plantain or banana leaf. If you have certain kinds of edible grasses too, they eat. Over time you let them out, they would return. Begin by getting a very long rope from.....

Omo I wish nairaland get voice note. My hand de pain me to type.

I will update/continue when I'm in the mood again

What language do they speak tho?

Stallionhorse:
The turn of events yesterday was very surprising to me, I've been friends with this young Muslim girl, she is 17years old and I'm like 29years old way older than her.. I grew fun of her cause she is very beautiful and hard working tho!! we are not officially dating until yesterday. She is very committed to her religion and all and when we met she told me she is a virgin, I actually don't like virgins its really a turn off for me cause I'm not the patient type and I hate blood during intercourse, so I just decided to be casual friends with her pending when someone else breaks the Hymen so I can enjoy the kpekus..
Fastforwad to yesterday, I woke up just lazing around nothing to do.. I had decided I'm not going out or eating any Salah meat cause I really dislike their religion.. She called me in the morning saying she is going to the mosque to pray I told her okay all the best.. When she got back she called and told me she is back that she would soon be going to the mainland with her family to celebrate the salah I said okay all the best have fun.. 2hrs later she called and I asked her where she was she said home that the rain hasn't allowed them leave so I invited her over that I wanted to see her face before she leaves.. Omo!! The girl enter rain come my side, she was almost soaked in water.. So I asked her to take off her hejab or whatever there call it.. Omo, I just say make I try my luck I held her and kissed her she didnt resist we ended up on the bed she didnt stop me, I say make I put finger see if nah virgin she didnt stop me before you know I put my gbola she hold me tight scream.. That was how it happen.. I bursted the kpekus of a Muslim girl what a salah day sha.. ⅝

These Muslims would come for you now, she is supposed to be among the 50 Virginis to be given to those who died during fasting

Winters23:
The man is a coward


No real man should beg for his life this way.

When a man come face to face with death look it in the face and tell to go fvck itself.


Take the bullet and die with dignity

You are right on this one

Several times I've come face to face with death, I never for once was scared, I was only worried on how my family would be affected mentally and psychologically

Whenever I see death or situations that i feel may be my last day on earth, I just remain still and indifferent waiting to be taken away, not begging, not panicking or afraid as that would even kill you faster

We will all die one day so no need to beg for what is inevitable.

Shalom

monkmike:

Are you based in ?
If you are based in , then I wouldn’t be surprised. But I know Germans, at least in my experience, are the most tolerant when it comes to the language. They listen to you with patience, smile and don’t mind speaking English if you’re are shy to communicate in German.
Here’s an evidence to that; a video I made with a Nigerian, who shared her experience with the language in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGnUK-FEM2w
Feel free to connect and let’s relate more.

I guess our experiences are all different and in different regions

As much as I like to be optimistic, I can only say he has a partial truth.

If election was directed via social media, LP would be declared winner and others would even before the election, step down for him seeing he is unmatched

However there is the reality. I can only hope and pray that we all have our PVCs. I actually do not have and I'm vexed

Kingdemu:
All cars have the tendency to have their ball ts give way when severely abused. But some cars do that more often than others.

Wow this is new

Anyway, I would leave the car talks, I guess it's a man's world

Soulvein:

That mod that deleted my post and left the comment from that mannerless kid that quoted me above must be a very big SIMP! Na this kind behavior put Nigeria for where we dey like this today.

Shows that what you posted was something senseless and dumb.

Me over you dawg!!!!

Peace out!!!

For over how many months I haven't paid for anything in the supermarket or to buy fuel. I just show them my PVC and say Peter Obi and they allow me take whatever I want

Even my neighbour never refill gas for almost 4monts now. He put Peter Obi's sticker on the gas

Kelvin30286063:

I should correct you on this. Wheels pulling is not applicable to Hondas alone. I drove a 2006 accord for 2 years and never did it pull once. There were times I will drive past a Toyota that pull on the road and I'd be like but that should be me!
If you don't listen to your car, it will embarrass you, regardless of what you drive.

If you had read the comment below this my response, you would have seen where he also mentioned same thing as well as the models that happens, also letting me understand that it is not in all models such an occurrence exist.

I am surprised on Toyota Corolla pulling on the road, I've never seen any in my entire existence as all I've come across, over 50 cases were Honda, hence my conclusion and reason I avoid Honda

However I understand better, thank you and regards

Those long nails irritate me

Most of them stick around because they are in same social amd finance class

Take those away, you would barely find GENUINE friendship.

It's your choice.others have good exes that they can always call on at anytime without issues

Some get back with their ex and become happy ever after

Offpoint1:

I can't bath my 3 years old Niece if she doesn't want to bath because it'd be a serious battle of claws, bitting and screaming... And yet some ladies want us to accept a grown up woman can be rape by single guy who's not in possession of any weapon... It's just impossible

Only a gullible person would believe such

My gender my gender

You were raped and never screamed or said anything till 3weeks later? You told your brother and he said you should recover from the shock before telling anyone? You were raped and you are still in thesame house with the rapist even after 3 weeks of being raped?

My brother please I advise you don't disgrace or embarrass yourself before the police

It is a case of she falling for the man's advances and as a good girl that she is, she had to confess to you because her soft mind was disturbing her

You better don't disgrace yourself in the name of fighting for a woman who is telling you a crooked story. E go shock you when the guy tells the police that it was consented

Temptation too much when man and woman de stay same house oooooo

Sometimes I wish I can just be a man, women too de lie and are complicated abeg

No man can rape a full grown woman EXCEPT it was done at gunpoint or a harmful object or she was hit to be unconscious or drugged which was clearly NEVER the case

My guy just forgive am abeg. It was a case of shifting the Pant "by mistake"

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