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KnightRod(m): 11:39am On Jul 01, 2016

Lol.. Looks even better than most men half his age.

KnightRod(m): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2016

I ire this.. I like how the write up first gives the base, and instruction to believers from apostle paul about caring for the family..

Stating it isn't just the duty of the man.. But both man and wife, because they've become one, having been ed in holy matrimony.

I also like how the need for a man to duly provide for his family, not forgetting his vows/promises made at the feet of God/the Alter.. All that directed at the man because he's the head of the family..

This is really useful, and I think everyone should read this..

Good work OP!

KnightRod(m): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2016

Lol.. I'm Igbo, but I don't attend Igbo parties/functions anymore.. It ain't fun.. They do too much talking, the food is scarce, the meat is petty, and don't even let me talk about the drinks..

Igbo men have this hungry ego.. They always want to feel above their peers. My dad once changed 100k to dollars, just to spray his friend's daughter at her wedding.. Why?? Just because Others were spraying naira and he wanted to show them they don't call him 'Chief' for nothing

But some folks have not even taken as little as a bottle of coke at the wedding, and they were watching people spray dollars and naira on their empty stomachs.

But a yoruba party is always dah bomb!! You must eat to your satisfaction! Assorted food.. Assorted drinks.. Even ordinary naming ceremony.. They don't joke with the food.. They make sure it's available for everyone!!

Then the colourful attires.. Lol.. Really nice.

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KnightRod(m): 11:11am On Jul 01, 2016

She can sue that psychopathic woman..

That is just madness..

KnightRod(m): 11:08am On Jul 01, 2016

Equality? If you bring up this issue, it'll cause another problem..

That's what the muslims believe, that's what they do.. The muslim women do not complain.. Leave it be..

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KnightRod(m): 10:59am On Jul 01, 2016

Lol.. Water contains decomposing bacteria.. Doesn't mean you shouldn't drink water.

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KnightRod(m): 10:55am On Jul 01, 2016

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KnightRod(m): 10:50am On Jul 01, 2016

olaniyi0:
waking u up by sprinkling water on ur face.
haa can't u just lemme sleep 4 today.

hahaha..

How your elder brother sleeps codedly during prayers, asif he's reading bible..

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KnightRod(m): 10:43am On Jul 01, 2016

13. When you think it's over, then this song restarts it.

Mum: For In Jesus name we pray??!!!

Me: Amen cry

Mum: (singing) who can battle with the Lord...

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KnightRod(m): 10:35am On Jul 01, 2016

12. When your mother still prays right after closing prayer has been said..

"So you don't trust my own prayer to reach God?"

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KnightRod(m): 10:26am On Jul 01, 2016

11. When the person that is meant to lead closing prayer starts off with another song..

"How the thing dy do you?"

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KnightRod(m): 10:23am On Jul 01, 2016

10. Morning devotion that was supposed to last 30 minutes has now entered 1 hour..

"Somebody save me"

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KnightRod(m): 10:19am On Jul 01, 2016

9. When your parents catch you dozing off.

"You are now possessed abi?"

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KnightRod(m): 10:16am On Jul 01, 2016

8. When your parents turn morning devotion into a full blown sunday service.

"Kai"

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KnightRod(m): 10:13am On Jul 01, 2016

7. Your father, when he hears you and your sibling gisting.

"You people want to cry this morning abi?"

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KnightRod(m): 10:09am On Jul 01, 2016

6. When your mother starts using what you did during the week to preach..

"Hai.. Just sub me jeje"

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KnightRod(m): 10:07am On Jul 01, 2016

5. You trying your best not to fall asleep.

The hustle is real..

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KnightRod(m): 10:05am On Jul 01, 2016

4. When your mother decides to lead praise and worship.. Just ready to massage your palms after morning prayer.

Get ready for atleast 10 songs..

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KnightRod(m): 10:02am On Jul 01, 2016

3. When your entire family is waiting for you to lead opening prayer.

"Why me naa?

KnightRod(m): 10:00am On Jul 01, 2016

mizzbouqui:

Why wonder?

what happened to not necessarily needing men?

KnightRod(m): 9:58am On Jul 01, 2016

Cutezt:

**sad** But You Can Vote Multiple Contestants Till The Finals.

Alright.. I'll keep you in mind.

KnightRod(m): 9:58am On Jul 01, 2016

When your eyes open and it's still pitch black outside!

"Hay God! What time is it sef?"

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KnightRod(m): 9:55am On Jul 01, 2016

Goodmorning.. I trust most families had their routine morning prayers.. Here's something funny for y'all..

Feel free to add yours.. Lalasticlala

1. How your parents come to wake you up in the morning..

"Chai.. They've come again"

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KnightRod(m): 9:48am On Jul 01, 2016

Cutezt:

Lol, Yea, I Like It When Its Like That, Looks Better, I Dont Want To Be Typing And It Will Be Looking Scanty, So I Just Set My Keyboard To Be So, Sire, Does That Mean I Can Bank On You?

That's good.. Being unique will get you places.

No, I'm sorry.. Someone else has my vote.

KnightRod(m): 9:44am On Jul 01, 2016

when the cashier calculates your things wrongly but doesn't know you've already calculated em..

No.. Continue.. You've seen who to cheat..

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KnightRod(m): 9:37am On Jul 01, 2016

Lol.. When being indecent has turned reflex.

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KnightRod(m): 9:34am On Jul 01, 2016

Lol, I wonder

KnightRod(m): 9:30am On Jul 01, 2016

Cutezt:

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Lol, every word begins with a capital letter.. Funny..

Lol.. I hope you get what you crave, brother..

KnightRod(m): 9:23am On Jul 01, 2016

The kid Is white? Wow..

KnightRod(m): 9:09am On Jul 01, 2016

Cutezt:
Good Morning All, Happy New Month To You All, May God Prosper You In Your Doings This Month, This Is The Least You Will Ever Be IJN.

Please Am Out To Plead For Your In The Mr Nairaland Contest, I May Not Be The Most Gifted Facially, Or The Most Intelligent, Or Even The Most Popular Here On Nairaland, But I Know I Have What It Takes To Wear The Crown And Wear It Well, But I Cant Do It Without Your Endorsement, So Here Are My, Seeking For It, With You, We Can Do It. If You Wish To My Campaign Team, Pls Pm Me Here Or Message Me On Whatsapp 08036841786 , May God Bless Y'all, Thanks.

I'm curious, apart from good looks, intelligence, and e-fame.. What else does it take to "wear the crown"??

You'd only get "endorsements" when you actually have what It takes.

KnightRod(m): 9:05am On Jul 01, 2016

Goodmorning, as much as I don't appreciate the fact that you did not complete the article, but put a link instead, I think this is very helpful to the nairaland menfolk.

However, must of those points can be narrowed to 'wisdom'

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