kneo: 1:39pm On Sep 07, 2023 |
I see a lot of trips you declined. How come? Bolt didn't sanction you?
Pearl1910:
Most of them want to cheat you, reason I don't like Indrive cos it's a price that's convenient for them that they put.
One just requested now, from Orchid road to Iyana Ishashi, Iyan Iba side on Bolt
Immediately he chatted me up and said "Online or offline?" I just smile, na Dem Dem be this. Baba Sabi say if trip end it will not be anything less than 15k but he is offering me 10k because estimate is 9k to 11k. I just said let's go online. Immediately he cancelled I am sure someone else will gladly do that trip for 10k but not me.
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kneo: 8:19am On Sep 01, 2023 |
Much respect š
Glithronix:
Sorry for responding now, baba.
He's close to that Alapere-Agboyi roundabout.
He will give you direction to his workshop
Here's his digit 0909 501 0256
Tell him you from Tunde Mechanic.
Much respect, boss.
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kneo: 12:49pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
Akoka is my location for now. The car is civic.
Where at Alapere is he?
Glithronix:
Good morning, chief.
His workshop is at Alapere.
Which side is your location and what car be yours?
Much respect, baba.
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kneo: 3:42am On Aug 29, 2023 |
@Glithronix
Pls where is the location of this your AC technician? I need his . I need a total check on my AC.
Glithronix: I'm going to say something now and it's not meant for anything else other than to ENCOURAGE ourselves (as drivers);
Seriously speaking, all drivers should try and put their tools in good condition (be it Bolt /Uber/Indrive drivers).
I picked a ride, the rider called immediately to ask if my car has AC? I replied with a simple YES.
The second order I picked, same thing.
I've had same question from riders like 10 times this week alone.
This shows the kind of experiences some of them have had 'recently'.
I've been hearing this since day one of my time.
Y'all when I posted here that my car AC was not chilling like before, right?
Some of you told me what I should look out for, so, I took it to a recommended AC guy, close to my place.
I told him I wanted to rebirth my AC by getting a new filter, draining the oil and the gas, a complete servicing and I bought a new gas as well and the guy did his work (total was 13k). Since then, even at the lowest, my engers dey always request make I turn of my AC when they started getting frozen.
Seriously, I can testify to their complaints; the last two rides I took on Bolt and indrive, omoh, I was just like wetin be this?
E come be like say some drivers no dey concern with their car ACs at all.
Get one wey I ordered on Bolt last week (at night), tell me anything a car leg issue can be. Make legs dey beat ground like say na caterpillar. AC was not even chilling at all. No wonder the guy had 4 ā.
Some cars would look like something wey I no fit talk. 
Shiiiit, drivers self should be dressing nice naah.
That's why people dey always look down on anybody wey dem hear say na Uber man and the thing dey pain me.
The way I dress, I swear you can't but just love it.
Car interior smells nice and anyone wey enter dey always tell me this. No be mouth, wallahi.
Abeg make all of us that know that our cars have single issue, make we try and dey attend to am immediately.
I can't imagine me driving a faulty/disfigured car, I would rather not drive at all.
God no go shame all of us.
Much respect, bosses.
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kneo: 10:11pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
Please does Bolt accept hatchbacks like Nissan versa?
What of Kia rio? I couldn't find them on the list of recommended cars
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kneo: 3:41pm On Jan 12, 2023 |
I smell WINTER!!!!!
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kneo: 2:39pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
When you are good and successful at what you do, people will ire you.
IFSHR:
Who ever thought a day like this will come....happy to see this positivity from both of you.....God is with us all
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kneo: 2:36pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
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kneo: 12:59am On Dec 27, 2022 |
You are really doing well. You've got a grip on this stuff
CheerfulGiver:
Lol.
Commission - #7890 Net - #72210
No bonus.
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kneo: 2:23pm On Dec 08, 2022 |
The last 2 or 3 pages kept me glued as if I was watching a Netflix series. Very interesting action packed nairaland movie.
The ending come dey like nollywood ending.
Well
TO GOD BE THE GLORY
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kneo: 1:02pm On Nov 22, 2022 |
If the signed contract does not forbid him from removing the gadget, no punishment can be meted on him.
medonatty45:
Good morning, please as an investor who gave out a car for hire purchase, if the drover intentionally deactivate the tracker system what is the punishment to be meted out to the driver?
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kneo: 2:04am On Aug 05, 2022 |
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kneo: 8:51pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
Change your bank
Viking07: Cc: Felicity001 Directorate of Hoodloom Association,
Biko whatās your opinion on adding a N100 bank charges for all customers who insists on paying via transfer? For each credit transaction my bank takes N50.00. How do we go settle this matter.
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kneo: 3:05pm On Feb 04, 2022 |
I saw this in a group

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kneo: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
You are one of a kind. I like you. Weird.
Felicity001:
The Guy na wizard this are the kind of people they refee to as village people I can't imagine such a level of wickedness.
I always teach such persons a good lesson that will always make them calm down.
Got a request at Glover Rd yesterday on Uber... I called her with my credit o that I was outside...
Me: Hello, this is ur uber driver I'm here (I forgot to ask her where she was even going to)
R: okay, drive in!
With commanding tune she said that.
My last rider dirtied my car with lot of sands so I said I should quickly clean b4 driving in.
After cleaning I heard my phone ringing but b4 I cud pick up it has gone off... I know she was the one and she'd called like twice.
I entered and pulled put of the tight corner I parked but b4 then I saw a lady standing outside looking around and calling. Had she paid attention to details she wud have known I was the one right in front of her but these educated black illiterates don't even look at their phone to check details of their rider.
I pulled over and she hooped into thw car and the first thing she could say was but I asked you to drive in and I was calling you you wouldn't even answer...
Me: sorry I was cleaning my car briefly my last rider m....
She cut in but I asked you to drive....
Me: cuttung in... Pls get out of my car!
R: What?
I said out of my car!, I don't wanna go in this ride again... You heard me when I said I was cleaning my car and you can c how I'm even sweeting... Pls get down...
R: so what do I do now?
Me: I dont know. How you come into thw car and meet it dirty wud u lile it?
R: cancel then
I was already doimg that and I cancelled with "rider didn't have a have mask on"... She was actually not putting on any face mask actually. Also, thats the only cancellation a driver can do on uber without being penalized.
She left and I zoomed off.
Aboit 2min later her raw came in again but I didn't pick up.
Such rider will drop one 1 star so ita best I chase her out.
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kneo: 12:45am On Jan 17, 2022 |
That was when commander Tunji Disu was their boss. They've all gone rogue now
Barbiturate:
Baba, it's when you get into trouble and they help you, that's when you will know police is your friend.
Some years back when I drove someone's car on bolt, I picked this lady from phase 2 Lekki, she was going to "bourdilon"
I paid 300 at Lekki Ikoyi link bridge and when I got to the round about, the car stopped. Noticed it was fuel, cos the gauge was faulty. I begged the woman to chill for me to buy fuel, she refused and told me to end trip. I ended it and it came to 1200 or so. She said she will never give me 1200 cos I didn't get to her destination. She brought out 500 naira and I told her to go with it. The police guys at the round about came and asked me what happened. I told them and they told her to give me 1k. She refused. They said they would take us both to the station and they will make it a case. She eventually dropped 1k and they told me to take it.
When I took bike to buy fuel, I didn't have any gallon. I met a guy at the filling station that gave me a 20/25 litre keg. After buying the fuel, he followed me on bike to collect his keg. After putting the fuel in the tank, I gave him 800( the change with me) this guy refused and said his money is 2k. We argued and the police guys at the round about came again. When they heard what happened, they told the guy that if he doesn't collect that 800 Sharp sharp, they would collect it and I will leave here free and nothing would happen. The guy collected the money angrily and left.
I went to them later and thanked them. Told them I don't have cash on me again. They said I should not worry, that I should go n fix my fuel gauge
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kneo: 8:48pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
Twitter ban lifted

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kneo: 6:26pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
What is 3% booking fee?

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kneo: 8:54pm On Nov 30, 2021 |
Anyone interested

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kneo: 6:26pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
Is any other person experiencing issues with GPS? Mine is not navigating again. Once I start a trip, my position on the app remains at the pick up point till I get to destination. Fare is calculated almost accurately though.
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kneo: 11:27am On Sep 09, 2021 |
COPIED
Good morning follow partners our job is becoming more riskier as the day goes by last night I took someone to Santa Cruz beach at ajah on my way coming back I received an order picked two that were heading to Chevron I picked them driving like 5km one of the girls asked me to excuse her she wants to pee so I had to stop for her to pee as soon as I stopped I was taken on a gun point and asked to bring the cash I had told them didn't have any cash.truly didn't have any cash the slap the other girl give me and requested for my ATM and pin God,she told me she no want wicked me they just want money so make I cooperate except e go
Worse gave them the card while some other females arrived on a bike took the card and next I new started receiving alert and the two
Ladies who held me on gunpoint made a call for a bike and left leaving me shaky and speechless please pilots ladies,guys you really can't tell the difference now
Pls cant say be careful we all need God's protection now
COPIED
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kneo: 3:27am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Already in the dailies

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kneo: 12:28am On Sep 09, 2021 |
It happens at times. Click on your weekly summary again and be sharp. You should have 1 second window to view it before the plenty grammar reappears.
Gudvibes06:
Good evening my bosses in the house,pls I can't see my earnings on Uber since the beginning of this week it's speaking too much English pls any advice?
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kneo: 12:37pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
As seen somewhere

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kneo: 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2021 |
Indriver now has a feature where you can set your preferred destination trip
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kneo: 12:00pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
It is not a scam. Your documents are ready. Just that you are a mugu1 and dem don chop your money. You are just learning from a bitterexperience. Pele.
Uber11:
Hello guys good morning , pleas read this and advice me.......
i posted sometime ago that i was looking for apartment in lagos ,you guys really helped and that settled it..i appreciate the effort here
so i was on buying a car ....someone i don't know called me from here that he works with Road safety,and he can help me process my drivers license, we agreed on 40k, i sent the money to him so from there we started talking ....when i bought my car ,i needed change of ownership and new pappers for the car to be clean on the road , he requested for 45k and i just paid him that too....... but since then is over a month now ,is from one story to another ,because i am not in lagos and i don't want to waste my money coming to lagos and it will be that the things are not ready ...i asked about the documents and the new plate number ,he told me they are ready, i asked him to snap them pictures and send to me so i can be sure the whole thing is ready, since then is from one story to another........i want you guys to reason with me on this ,what could be going on, is it a Scam?
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kneo: 11:55am On Aug 18, 2021 |
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kneo: 11:44am On Aug 16, 2021 |
Hyundai Elantra 2008 up for rentals. Location is Ilaje , Bariga. 08032086692 (calls only) for negotiations .
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kneo: 2:15am On Aug 16, 2021 |
I feel like slapping you. You got me angry now. Drivers like you are the reason riders grossly disrespect some drivers.
BAZ001:
Pls how do you guys do this ?
Send people out of your car, once you seated I canāt or donāt know how to tell an adult get down from my car.
Yesterday I was abused by one yellow owambe sisi eko, I sensed it from phone conversation but it was 1.8 surge and couldnāt resist the temptation.
Rider: where are you ? (No greeting)
Me: Iām at (she cuts)
Rider: you say you arrived but not here
Me: Iām at Campbell street st nicholas (raising my voice too )
Rider: No ooh, not St Nicholas. Iām at cambell event hall, ask people around pls.
Me: (dis na troublemaker) just cancel
Rider: (called again ) come to 3rd floor
Got to third floor car pack, she kept calling all this while but didnāt pick.
Me: (picked ) Iām in 3rd floor
Rider: shouted I said 4 not 3rd, 4th floor, 4 ooh
Me: ( my spirit telling me to jappa and cancel, but surge wonāt allow me listen )
Picked her...
Rider: wear your mask oooh
Me: (looked at her so she would see my mask is on)
Rider: be fast ohh ( then she started spraying disinfectant in the car speaking both English and Yoruba, wanted to ask what she was spraying and without permission)
Me: ( just dumb and numb, who sent me)
We made several stops but I just held me cool.
We stopped to tie gele, stopped to withdraw money. In all the stops, she was commanding me with attitude as if I was her driver and she owns me and the car.
I was sure of giving her 1star cause I donāt want to ever meet her again but mistakenly or unconsciously I gave her 5star, pained me.
But how do you look at an adult and say pls come down from my car ?
I could have parked and say pls I no go again, but donāt think I have it in me right now.
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kneo: 2:41pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
Your client is my client. Our client can make life difficult. I hope someone understands this
Viking007: A client is in need of 200 drivers who can drive manual cars across the island axis.
Driver must possess NIN, valid drivers license, and must not have driven for uber before
Salary is 60k per month yet work schedule makes it just 16days.
Cars will be provided, and fueled.
: 08065322977.
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kneo: 9:08am On Feb 16, 2021 |
FUEL SCARCITY ALL OVER LEKKI AND VICTORIA ISLAND.
Most stations are closed. Long queues
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kneo: 5:30pm On Nov 05, 2020 |
northbird:
Pls. Who has an idea of how much Moove drivers remit weekly?
They said, do a minimum of 45 trips a week and be online for at least 60 hours. That's how much Moove drivers remit. Everything you earn while doing that goes to Moove. At the end of the week, they will give you some change for 'minerals' and bread
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