NewStats: 3,261,412 , 8,173,910 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 07:24 AM 462i5v

No wonder edo gals full italy

Mumu boxer.

Chelsea is....

Very touching.

Muhehehehe

Aha!

Hmmmm

Ivyy

Chubbyt is not looking bad too.

Ivyy! Ivyy! Ivyy!

Ivyy! Ivyy! Ivyy! Ivyy!

Ivyy! Ivyy! Ivyy!

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nigerianium:



You think I give a wink about you? I bet if I had PMed you would have opined that's because you turned me down like you blackmail other guys. But like you know, I am sapiosexual - I don't do INTELLIGENT women.


I bet the last time you watched CNN was when you were bedridden in a hospital to recuperate from your ELEVENTH ABORTION


Jealous of you in CHINA? Have you been reading the news? Scratch that, you are dyslexic!


It's only a matter of time before your corpse turns up like most black _whores in the Orient end up.


Airheaded kidult!

Who doesn't know that you are NAIRALAND'S NUMBER ONE FLIRT? Your self-esteem is so low that you tag male monikers in the Romance Section to feed your vanity anytime you update your edited pictures.


I bet the first word you mumbled as a toddler was "dick".



You should concentrate on devising new methods to please your "customers".

Timbuktou:


What is there to be happy about? Why do you keep distributing your diick to nairaland women. Like you, I've been hearing shiit about you as well. Like how you doggyfucked a well-known family section female poster and her husband caught you guys pants down. It was so bad she had to deactivate or something. Jaybee3, do you prey on women whose husbands can no longer get it up and collect money from them? Thats what I've been hearing about you.

Chaii! !

AbuMikey:



I quite agree with You, You couldn't have opened a thread on an issue that concerned You not.



But this, isn't a case of bravery from BABE, but that of a pained ex who is yet to move on from a relationship that ended over 250 days ago.

See pikin schooling a grown aasss nigga..

Guy you get sense!

kr0ne:

No, the credit card fraud is not a light matter at all. But think again, who are the victims here? Are they not the same sex-crazed "girls" who run after a man with their brains in their handbags?
I don't fraudulent practices but these errant girls deserve what they got. Some of them actually learn the hard way.

where is the evidence of credit card fraud..
what's even our business if he is a credit card fraudster. na today people don dey na ike ni


guy, no mind them..

kr0ne:

LOL! I don't think it's any of my business either if he intimidates them with their own nudes. It's their call. "The girls" never let us in on their behind-closed-door romance, so why should we be concerned now? Foolish girls! When they were posing nud.e for the camera they didn't think of a day like this.

SailorXY:


you no know say some guys carry this matter for head Babe3 herself?

Guy u no see them.. I don't understand guys acting like bítches..

airmark:


True Yorubas will never cover a fraudster. Only bastards will do that. We were thought to be omoluabi and not to spoil our family's name. I am doing well, likewise many yoruba guys i know and some innocent ones are suffering because of people like coogar. I can travel anywhere i want cos my status has changed but many good people are suffering cos of the colour of their ports. Omo ti won ba bi ni ile ire o ni siwawu lawujo. Omo inu osan lon ko ponpo ba iya e. If you are ing crime, then you should be ashamed of yourself. oyinbo ten na ike fun o tito yin, ara ile yin le tu gba loju, le n 419 kiri. Ojo kan ni tole ojo kan bai ni toloun. gbogbo eyin te n se jamba fun yoruba egbe yin, o se obinrin ni, o se okunrin ni, omo ori igba okin ridi joko eni gbadun laye yin. ofo bayi bayi lomi efo nse , e se ofo ni. Ekun bayi ni yo keyin aye yin. e fe fi owo ekun ra oja erin? Lai oodua o ni je ko rogbo fun yin a fi teba piwada. A lale o ni jeko yeyin be se n fi iponju ba yooba egbe yin. Sise laase.
I have quoted you and do your worst.

you are a fool..
omo ale yoruba ni e. se owa nibe nigbati coogar gba owo lowo babe3?

cherryice:
U dated sombody for 3years,
u paid hotel bills for 3yrs,
for 3years u ddnt find out ur bobo was fraud until now.. or u lets say u did but u were scared he'd leak ur pictures. Just after 8months if break up, u found out theres a law covering exposing of one's nude pic online wheres the law n where does it function?
Babe3 tell us d truth jorr

maybe she was charmed

by big banana and gifts. you know, those credit card boys can buy things for their ladies.

Babe3

what cash flow ke? I'm paying all the debts back now.


each time.i went to the uk, he'd tell me he's on leave so no work for him for that week.

I've actually never been to his workplace, or his apartment, just hotels. And that hotel bill.its my noney we use to pay while I was there.

The reason he gave for staying in hotels is because he said they're cheaper than real apartments.
He said his bosses believe hotels are more economical.

He recently just moved to his dad's place when he got in trouble with the authorities recently. He had to do community service at Birmingham.

Fùck, who knows if that was even a lie.

And you dated this guy for 3 years..Damn!
Something is not right here.

coogar is a gangstar..
fúck them bítches and take their money.. pímp shít.

Muehehehehe!!!

liricyst:
I'll call ma boys to blast your thigh t and clamp you later/ so relax and watch my 'Co shell knee' . . . . . 'Arsenal player'!

but if he flees to his crew then I'll martyr the man's peeps/ cos my sword go 'Hack una' . . even if they scream 'Matata in spanish'!


- Lord Mikuz (both lines)

coogar:
interesting discourse.

i also think darkrebel needs to desist from XYZ cannot vote in his battle. it doesn't make any sense at all. it makes you look like a troublemaker cos the people you ban will still show face and comment on the battle.

or better still....choose 5 neutral judges to vote in your battle. make it compulsory for them to explain their final verdict and all these prepubescent bickering will stop for once....it's kinda weird when you don't let some set of people have their opinion in your battles?

what's the worst thing that can happen if they vote? an L? since when did you care about taking a loss in your battle? if they sway your battle 3 or 4 times, they will get tired of swaying. the hatred should even make you strive to write better lines.

you never hear of siege mentality? take their negative energy, transform it and use it to your advantage. let this madness stop right now, mr. rebel. a lot of guests come to this section to read bars......what kinda impression are we creating when all we do is to whinge & moan over who should vote?


enough is enough!

you have spoken well as an elder statesman. ibime should have done this instead of swaying votes.


hate him or like him, rebel always brings fun to this section.

darkenedrebel:


I already did & you lost after the math had been done.
5-4 [plus gotto & minus kleppur & jason]

If it were for fun like you said, you wouldn't have done all those things you did..You & that child called Jason ruined the battle...Anyway, not my problem & I ain't got time for petty ramblings on net..
Hasta la Vista

but you kept sinizia's vote. i'm sure you saw what he wrote.
and who the hell is the punisher

anyway, the rebel is back, rap section is alive again. yippyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

ELYMAXiimus:

it's correct na.

/pɔ:/ or /pʊə/ .

alright, i will modify.

sinizia:


In essence, you are saying I always give Dark the W no matter what? Against Mikuz, I didn't give Dark the W, so what does that make your lies against me? In the last 2 or 3 brawls of Dark's, Coog has given Dark the W. Does it mean anyone that votes for Dark is automatically dickriding him? Against Laykorn, Dark won by 4 extra votes, were his voters always voting him too? You do see how FYH always turn up to derail and cause nuisance on every Dark's battle and you have never spoken out against it. Or is it the swaying that goes on and you turn a blind eye once it's against Dark? In Dark's last 2 or 3 battles, I don't THINK you've given him the W, so I can boldly conclude Dark is -4 when you and your ilk vote in his battles, innit? SMH.


I'm terribly disappointed that you could stoop this low. I hereby withdraw my vote in this brawl. If others can give Dark the W without being accused wrongly, I don't see why my case have to different. Pulling out my votes.

common dude!
your vote should stand.

the same ibime that was writing rubbish always vote for mikuz.

ELYMAXiimus:

kindly modify it. This thread is strictly for wack sh1ts. You can Tell rebel to give you the link to the thread created for creative sh1ts like that one.

ABEG GUYS, DO NOT MURK ANYBODY BY STATING THEIR NICE CREATIVITY HERE.

Shalom.

poor poor-paw paw

Ibime:
[s]007Bruce, you are a fool for agreeing to battle Dark. There is a reason Mikuz refused to rematch Dark . . .because it always end in controversy.

This is how a Dark battle goes. About 10 ninjas here would refuse to vote because they wants no wahala and have no time for arguments. The battle will then get votes from Sinizia, Punisher, Ksslib, Coogar, lirycist and co. . . the only ninjas who feel free to vote in his battles. Of those, Sinizia and Punisher would always vote for Dark, so you are starting a 5 voter battle already on -2 votes. The maths doesnt add up.

There are a whole host of ninjas on this section who are either barred from, or refuse to vote in Dark battles. Only a fool would battle Dark knowing they are evenly matched. The only Dark battle that es smoothly is one where he either wins clearly or is defeated clearly.

Now thats just the honest truth about Darks behaviour and the environment he has created around his battles. Any top vet that agrees to battle him must want unnecessary headache.[/s]

You don't need this.

nice music!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMYO8wSkh18

Voting Criteria

Opener - bruce

Rhymes - bruce

Similes/ Metaphors - darkrebel

Punchlines - bruce

Personals - bruce (darkrebel's prediction would have nullified this if he posted first, but he didn't. It's not a prediction anymore when you already saw opponent's verse)

Flow - bruce

Wordplays - tie

Closer - tie

Mvgt. Bruce

Raplinx:

so whats d wack or failed play here??

It's not really wack, just funny.