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kissoflife: 3:48pm On Jun 17, 2016
omosgee:
Has anyone been invited at all for any role with this company. Now there is another advert out, without any invite but regret mails on previous position. An update will be appreciated.

Got your inmail and I have responded. As at yesterday, still got regret mails. Wonder what's going on with them myself.
kissoflife: 7:41pm On Jun 11, 2016
How much is the training?
kissoflife: 7:31pm On Jun 06, 2016
Nice work guys. Lemme bookmark, will soon be back for info
kissoflife: 6:01pm On Jun 04, 2016
I got same back to back regret mails and was highly disappointed.
kissoflife: 2:41pm On Jun 03, 2016
seyilapy:


Brother you dey here too looooool. How are you? Been waiting for invite too on.


I dey here o, the hustle is real my brother. Do u have oil and gas experience?
kissoflife: 12:48pm On Jun 03, 2016
I've been waiting but no invite. I'm doubting their authenticity though.
kissoflife: 8:15pm On Jun 02, 2016
kalunomics:
16 months experience in installation, maintenance and repairs of process equipments -not pouch fillers and packaging machines though, and a 7months experience in occupational health and safety.


Wow, U have a very impressive profile and very similar to the job specification. No wonder u made it. Congrats!
kissoflife: 5:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
teddyYz:

That's a compound complex sentence, learn to comprehend English language.
LMAO. Too many deluded guys on Nairaland
kissoflife: 4:43pm On Jun 02, 2016
teddyYz:

Wetin?


Never mind! lipsrsealed
kissoflife: 2:50pm On Jun 02, 2016
teddyYz:

My brother, this type of ICT they are about to be trained in is capital intensive.
You need multimillion naira to be on your own.

kissoflife: 6:55am On Jun 02, 2016
kalunomics:
I have the number. I looked it up on true caller, got a name and ran a search on Facebook and LinkedIn, it appears to be the person that interviewed me. I still want to give them till 3PM today, after which I'll call the man back or mail any other person in the office that has ed me previously.
Nice idea. But How many years of experience do you have and in what areas? u seem to be familiar with their machines
kissoflife: 7:19pm On Jun 01, 2016
kalunomics:
I think they are holding off on Electrical guys for now. We mechanicals that was succesful on the first assessment test has been invited for another round of test and interview. Last week I got a call from them that I was successful for the Field Service Technician's role. The person was explaining the working hours and pay but I was hearing him clearly due to the noise in my environment coupled with his mother tongue interference. At the end of the call I think I heard that an offer letter will be sent to me this week and that I will bring my original credentials and stuffs, but I have not heard from them yet. Wednesday has gone already
Wow, can u recall the number of the person that called u? Just call him back to clarify the issue if not then u might need to get to their office as u are not sure if the offer letter has been left waiting for u there. Hope they pay well?

Since you will be going there to drop off your documents, your offer letter might be there waiting. if u still have the number, there's no harm in calling them back.
kissoflife: 10:12am On May 28, 2016
Applied for the electrical position, no invite til now. I'm not sure thy're that serious. embarassed
kissoflife: 4:47pm On May 27, 2016
No 7 got me rolling on the floor. nice one!


Meanwhile, first time FTC!

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kissoflife: 11:49am On May 26, 2016
pussypounder:
when i lived in Krasnodar, Russia, could not speak russian at all during the first few months, was boarding a bus one fateful day and one russian baga sitting beside me was just messing anyhow, silent killers but i know sey na him, i wan tell am make hin stop to dey mess but i no fit. in russian "pachimu" means why, and i knew that word, i was just saying to the guy "pachimu puuuu" angry angry

LMAOROFL
kissoflife: 9:40pm On May 24, 2016
Pyramid001:
Let me start by saying the ONLY reason I'm posting this is to help my fellow nairalanders the little way I can considering the situation of things in the country as of today as I have not made any post or comment on this forum for years. Now to the main gist:

KML Technologies Limited is a CAD communication and telecommunication company operating in 6 different countries. It is a digital technology based product, and service providing organization with a strong clientele database in Nigeria.
With the ongoing recession in the country and expansion, KML Technologies Limited (Nigeria) is looking at returning expatriate staffs to their source countries and replacing them with locals(i.e Nigerians). The immediate positions to be filled are:
- Engineers(10 electrical/electronic engineers and 4 civil/structural engineers)
- Business Finance analyst and ants.
- Logistics and transport manager
- Warehouse manager
- 1 receptionist (for Abuja office)

Please note that applicants for the first 2 positions must be geographically mobile because a lot of traveling will be involved especially for the engineers and consideration is done through referrals. Shortlisting will be done by a headhunter based in UK in sync with the parent company while successful candidates will be ed for a telephone interview; and later a visit to the Lagos office will be required for assessment and chat with the team. The criteria for shortlisting is unknown to me but I will try and find out.
If qualified and interested kindly send your resume to [email protected] for referral. The whole recruitment process is to take 3 months and I will continue to update as things unfold.
[/b]N.B: I cannot guarantee any one a position but can only refer.[b]
Please include your area of competence in the mail when sending your resume for better chance of being shortlisted.
Best of Luck.

Thank you very much, I have applied and hoping to get a positive reply.
kissoflife: 11:23pm On May 23, 2016
LMAO @ the line "Butt-Kissing office theatrics"

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kissoflife: 3:00pm On May 23, 2016
charlesuzoije:
Has there been any interview invite from this people?

None yet,still waiting!
kissoflife: 5:29pm On May 21, 2016
AmordeDios:
An Oil and Gas services company urgently requires the services of the following qualified candidates for immediate deployment to some oil and gas facilities in Nigeria. Qualified candidates should kindly send their CVs to [email protected] on or before 6pm 23rd of May 2016 :

S/N-- Position--- Min Years Of experience
1- Production Operation Superintendent--- 12
2- Production Operation Superintendent (Expatriate)--- 12
3- Production Operation Team Lead--- 6
4- Maintenance Team Lead --- - 5
5- Planner/Scheduler--- 5
6- Production Operation / Technician--- 5
7- Mechanical Maintenance Personnel--- 5
8- IC&A Technicians--- 5
9- Electrical Maintenance Technicians--- 5
10- Production Chemist-- 4
11-- Logistic Personnel-- 4
12- Occupational Health Nurse-- 5
13- HSE Personnel-- 5
14- Control Room Operator- 4
15-Community Relations Coordinator- 5


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cc: 4reala, Seun, lalastical, mydn44

FP material help a brother..........

I have applied, when should we expect interview invites?
kissoflife: 10:44pm On May 19, 2016
Applied
kissoflife: 7:52am On May 16, 2016
Bubblezbee:
EPCM ENGINEERS are looking for qualified candidates to fill the following Project/Operations positions on an FPSO and MOPU facilities.

POSITION POSITION CODE
1. OFFSHORE OPERATIONS MANAGER EP-OOMX1
2. PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR EP -PSX2
3. OFFSHORE MAINTENANCE ENGINEER EP-PMEX2
4. OFFSHORE PRODUCTION ENGINEER EP-OPEX2
5. OFFSHORE OPERATIONS ENGINEER EP-OOEX4
6. MECHANICAL TECHNICIANS EP-MTX2
7. ELECTRICAL TECHNICIANS EP-ETX2
8. INSTRUMENT TECHNICIANS EP-ITX2
9. ROTATING EQUIPMENT SPECIALIST EP-RESX2
10. MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN EP-MATX2
11. COMPUTER/DATA SYSTEMS ENGINEERS EP-CDSEX2
12. HSE OFFICERS EP-HOEX2

All applicants must have the following minimum qualifications
• 5-10 Years’ Experience in a similar capacity on an Offshore Production Facility.
• HND/BSc.
• Experience working on a Mobile Production Unit(MOPU) will be added advantage
• Experience working on FPSO or FSO (Floating Production, Storage and Offloading) vessel will be definite advantage.
• Hands-On Experience is a MUST.
• Resume must detail actual competencies and history of previous jobs/positions.
• Persons with no experience need not apply.

APPLICATION METHOD
1. Send your recent, detailed Resume outlining the Specific skills, training, competencies and references to [email protected]
2. Subject Line should have the POSITION Applied for and POSITION CODE.
3. Also send a summary application letter, outlining your strong points for employment.
4. Application closes March 15, 2016.


Hello Buzzlebee, I applied for one of these when it was d and I haven't been called. Are the positions still available or they've been filled?
kissoflife: 2:04pm On May 09, 2016
Seems there is no hope I'd get called. Only God knows what went wrong. God save us from this man-made hell called Nigeria.
kissoflife: 2:03pm On May 09, 2016
Any Electrical Engineer called as at now?
kissoflife: 7:21am On Apr 28, 2016
Nothing o. No update
kissoflife: 7:20am On Apr 28, 2016
I submitted a physical copy. Was wondering if we didn't get a call because we submitted a certain way. Well I leave it to God.
kissoflife: 10:54am On Apr 27, 2016
seyilapy:


My brother am wondering too o but we don't even know if any electrical has been invited for test all those that have gone for test are mechanical. Let just be hopeful guess they are taking their time. And please to the house anyone that has useful information should please share thanks.

How did u apply? Online or offline?
kissoflife: 10:32pm On Apr 25, 2016
seyilapy:



Bro what kind of machines are they into self?

i'm as curious as u are. I'm more worried about not getting an invite yet
kissoflife: 7:19am On Apr 24, 2016
seyilapy:


My bro we are in the same shoes o #teamelectrical. Let keep hope alive. God help us


Yes o, But do u have experience working with their machines?
kissoflife: 6:43am On Apr 22, 2016
Anyone called for electrical test? I'm still hoping for an invite.
kissoflife: 6:38am On Apr 14, 2016
flywheel:

Please could you help out in specifying whether it was gmat or dragnet format, and the exact kind of questions like sentence completion, numerical reasoning etc, i also have a test with them on the 15th of april thanks.

I didn't write the test, I am yet to get an invite, So I have no idea about their test format.
kissoflife: 10:01pm On Apr 13, 2016
seyilapy:


you applied for mechanical or electrical?

I applied for Electrical but got no invite. So which did u apply for?
kissoflife: 9:23pm On Apr 13, 2016
kalunomics:
Please Eketimo, have you been ed since then? I got an invite for assessment test for field service engineer role, slated for 15th. Seems they are running a second batch of the test.

Did u apply for Mechanical or Electrical?

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