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KingClown(m): 12:13am On May 30
Sodking:


FIRS asked us to present the resignation letter upon assumption of duty

What you're going for is induction and not assumption of duty.

Assumption of duty Is the official first day on the job.
Assumption of duty can even be months after induction.
Do not resign yet.
I'm sure at the end of the induction, the date of assumption of duty and posting letter will be given to you.

A day or two to your assumption of duty you can resign. The reason for this is because unforseen circumstances may arise and the date can be postponed again and you Don resign with no cash inflow for you.
FG dey sometimes dey do like who dey craze.
Nothing will happen, you'll be fine.

Also better leave that bank Job. No think am.
That's how one guy refused NNPC Gt offer because the salary no reach him ABO salary.. lmao
While comparing things like salary people forget things like pension, free time to enjoy your life and to a certain point job security.
With the way new banks are popping left right and center its only a matter of time for the banking industry to experience a down turn.

Collect your FiRS job, make sure you upgrade your skills and qualifications (most time you'll have to do it by yourself because most MDAs no dey try very few do)
Also as your upgrading yourself make sure to document everything with HR department (you no know where all these things fit carry you go)

On the outside people will think it is automatic enjoyment for you but no be so... lol.
Even inside the organisation you'll still need to know oga at the top for things to come to you.

At this point, I don talk too much.
wishing you the best in your endeavours

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KingClown(m): 7:08pm On May 21
elaino:

Hehehe. CBN na money HQ, so when people hear, they assume naso dem dey chop legally. With FIRS upgrade, it's possibly better than CBN as it is. NUPRC though!!! shocked shocked shocked

Aside revenue, another thing to consider is staff strength. If your staff strength is in plenty in the range of thousands the chances of big emoluments is lower.
For example people like customs and FIRs generate trillions but considering their staff strength the emoluments wouldn't be much.

Now compare that to NUPRC that is probably not more than 2 thousand (2k is much sef)

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KingClown(m): 6:58pm On May 21
elaino:


Can you give estimates for legal remuneration of the two regulators?
No I don't have the figures but I use the eye test to judge from what I've seen.

My opinion is nothing CBN is hyped (big name that when your village people hear they will bow)

I doubt CBN pays more than NMDPRA sef.

Petroleum MDAs are well paid down to NNRA sef.

NUPRC is better than NMDPRA

NUPRC regulates upstream..

In oil and Gas the main money is in upstream (exploration)

Because of confidentiality i wont go deep , I what somebody told me what he used his first employment entry package to do....lmao CBN no fit give that kind money

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KingClown(m): 4:14pm On May 21
Mohisah:
CBN is way better than NUPRC for my own side..
Ways of runs too much;😁 u go chop from NDIC, NIRSAL if u sabi hustle..
Nuprc na for elites to relax

Your analysis is partial.
You're comparing illegal renumeration of CBN vs the legal renumeration of NUPRC.

If you want to compare, either compare officially for each or vice versa illegally.

Last last everything depends on your department in the organisation.

Imagine being in a department for negotiation of contracts with IOCs that run into billions of dollars.
IOCs that are the Kings of taking shorts cuts in nigeria

Or imagine auditing contracts for sales of an oilfield.

Respect oyel money...he get why.

Lastly who are the Kings of stealing in Nigeria ?....the elites

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KingClown(m): 4:08pm On May 21
elaino:

The guy insists it true. That means CBN offer is better than NUPRC offer. No wonder CBN guys here are silent. Na cult doings!!! 🤔🤔🤔

Lol this list obviously wrong
an NLNG staff renumeration can be the combination of CBN and NDIC together.

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KingClown(m): 3:55pm On May 21
OritseBemigho:
Please who has an idea how much AfDB pays STS istrative role?

Oboy AFDB ke ?
Asin the the AFDB wey everybody know ?

God don do am for you.
Your renumeration is in dollars

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KingClown(m): 4:38pm On May 04
Remmedy:


In 4 years 100M don ready for any house you wanna build ….
This is a life changing job indeed

I may be wrong but I think this their first time payment, first time payments are usually heavy. Considering All allowances included and things like hotel in lieu for 2-3 months
If I'm correct then their subsequent upfront is around 10-11M
I maybe wrong
KingClown(m): 4:28pm On May 04
AmiableMosquito:
It's a little shy of 22m but well over 21m. But yeah, you are right.

GT ?
KingClown(m): 8:59pm On Apr 01
Remmedy:


No….. Both are maritime agencies but NIMASA is a real juicy agency and 10times better than NPA especially in of allowances and upfront …. But it’s really difficult to get in there … it’s a lot easier to get into NPA hence my request….

Should I send my CV sir ? 🤲🤲🙃

In of allowances NIMASA is ahead
NPA isn't far off like that.
NPA pension and Gratuity is top notch even NNPC no fit show them anything

If it's by salary and allowances choose NIMASA
But if na by Egunje and you sabi your way ? choose NPA

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KingClown(m): 8:37pm On Oct 07, 2024
Sam768:


DISCLAIMER: FALSE ONGOING RECRUITMENT PROCESS

It has come to our attention that there is a recruitment application and registration portal circulating on the internet claiming to be associated with the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission. We hereby categorically state that this information is entirely false and misleading.

The Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC) is committed to conducting all recruitment processes in a transparent and fair manner, adhering to strict guidelines and regulations set forth by the government of Nigeria.

We hereby inform the public that any recruitment process associated with NUPRC shall be conducted through official channels only. Please be cautious of misleading job ments, email notifications, or social media posts claiming to be connected with the Commission. We urge you to the authenticity of any job opportunity before taking any action or providing any personal information.



Signed
Management
Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission


Any time you see this in nigeria, just know recruitment is ongoing 100% underground.
Lol

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KingClown(m): 7:52pm On Sep 19, 2024
Moh99:

FIRS promotion is a bit slow

I know nothing about their promotion (but all these things can change with a good MD)

Its better to level 8 officer for a for top agency than to be a level 14 officer for ministry.

At the end na money be koko ( my opinion though but I understand its important to grow)

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KingClown(m): 7:37pm On Sep 19, 2024
elaino:

Thanks for the accurate analysis.

God abeg, me. smiley

I forgot the most important.

FIRS generates massive revenue
Apart from maybe customs and nnpc I don't think any agency generates more than them (I stand to be corrected).
Go for FIRS.
Bad he bad ..una go always get money.

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KingClown(m): 7:33pm On Sep 19, 2024
OGpeppermint:


So Hadiza Bala was there in 2023 abi, some one that left as MD May 2021, it's okay your highness.


Don't argue what you don't know.
KingClown(m): 6:36pm On Sep 19, 2024
elaino:

Shippers council vs FIRS? Which has better package?

A though one,
But I'll choose shippers Council for future prospects.
FG recently approved a minimum wage of 250k for maritime workers. Hopefully it translates to the MDAs within the ministry. Even if it doesn't it won't be that far below that for the MDas.
On the other hand FIRS just got 60% salary increase.

Depending on what you want, the ball is in your court.

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KingClown(m): 6:31pm On Sep 19, 2024
OGpeppermint:


This is NPA, your are actually right, it was someone in your village that just sat down and forecast this, we can all rest now.

This post is 101% inaccurate.
This was just a proposal for increment during hadiza Bala time as MD. And barely 30% of it was approved.
There so many wrong templates flying in this group that are inaccurate.

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KingClown(m): 3:48pm On May 02, 2024
Gabicon20:

1. You quoted someone and said nobody should quote u
2. You compared NLNG to fire service which is totally out of the topic of discussion
3. When u talk about an organization having different departments u didn't reference "CORE MANDATE" as it affects career progression.
You shouldn't even have quoted me in the 1st place without knowing the actual topic of discussion sir.

lmao, there are always he goats that will do otherwise.
I don drop my 2 cents, do whatever you want with my information.
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KingClown(m): 3:44pm On May 02, 2024
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KingClown(m): 3:35pm On May 02, 2024
Mohisah:
All u guys focus on is salary. Overtime development n opportunities as an Immigration officer is highly above Ffs. NIS hv opportunities to work in Embassies (even outside 9ja). NIS uses fire arm, does FFS have? Ffs is a cool job for who doesn't like stress or business person etc

Tho i may be wrong wit my opinion

one thing ive noticed about life is money dey everywhere, just make sure say you dey where he dey happen.
there are navy officers making 100 times wetin oil company big boys are making (though not legal)
I don see oga for NSCDC wey get money him mate for CBN
infact I don see where junior staff get bastard money senior staff (i no go call the organisation).
some people for NNPC no get money, dem just dey manage life, while police officer dey buy house home and abroad.

it all boils down to factors like posting, location, department, oga wey sabi and he is good to you (everybody chop)

Pray make God say na your time, make you sabi small office politics, and no dey gather enemies unnecessarily. your luck might just shine

P.s ive seen people have bastard money and still loose it, just hold your God tight.

civil servants and bankers na the biggest criminals, without dem politicians cannot steal money.

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KingClown(m): 3:17pm On May 02, 2024
Gabicon20:

Most people here have not heard about "safety engineering" and how lucrative it is here and especially abroad. Only a myopic engineering or science graduate will pick immigration over fire service because he or she heard there is bribe in immigration service. Fact is fire service has the best career prospect of all the agencies under interior for those with science background.

safety engineering is just a department or division in fire service.
you think there are not other engineering roles in every agency ?
we have
-system engineers
-environmental engineers
-civil engineers
-every agency always has occupational health and safety and emergency response team.
I'm even very sure immigration will have IT specialists.
I will rather be staff in NLNG with my engineering degree than one yeye safety engineer for fire service and when I reach abroad I go do safety course get job.

My point is follow where money dey as he dey hot.
every agency has engineers, ants, auditors, supply chain, safety etc. but na salary and allowance be koko.

abeg make nobody quote me
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KingClown(m): 1:10pm On Nov 28, 2023
Who has any idea about DIA salary structure

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KingClown(m): 3:39pm On Nov 21, 2023
ablwl2:
Do anyone know the Salary Scale of GIZ Nigeria, Please? (band 5)
GIZ Asin the NGO ?

You don hammer finish for life.
Na only nnpc or nlng fit pay you those guys
Your money is in dollars with steady growth.

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KingClown(m): 12:12pm On Oct 30, 2023
Nadingo:
Why are we northerners so selfish like this? Maiyasa bama adalci ma abokan zaman mu ne? This is a public forum for crying out loud, and it has been emphasized and reemphasized time and time again that the medium of communication here is English. How would we feel if Yorubas, Igbos, and other tribes decide to communicate or information in their own languages that we cannot understand? Don't we think what we are doing can cause mistrust and defeat the purpose of this thread? Now, what you wrote is just a harmless expression of frustration about not being able to secure a job. However, someone who doesn't understand Hausa, because they have no idea of what you are saying, may think you are conveying important information and trying to hide it from non-Hausa-speaking folks. Let's make an effort to carry everyone along. This issue of writing in Hausa has caused many problems on this thread, so we should try to avoid it.

PS: I'm a full-blooded Northerner from Bauchi State.

I'm beginning to agree them curse us black people especially Nigerians

Thank you for standing up for the entire group.

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KingClown(m): 12:32am On Oct 28, 2023
Oxygen03:


Don't argue with anyone.
I can see someone saying DS salary is 300k😂😂😂🤣.
They said EFCC has no allowance when their security and housing allowance per annum is enough to build house😂.

Na baby will compare EFCC to NCC.
How I wish I can say what I know here but what is the point arguing with anyone?

https://gazettengr.com/efcc-operatives-collect-big-salaries-while-we-remain-poor-police-officers-say-ahead-of-nationwide-strike/

Telecom companies will never bribe a level 8 officer of NCC. Even the NCC chairman is under Minister of Communication and can't receive any package without the knowledge of Minister. Big companies don't bribe juniors staff and they don't even have reason to bribe anyone. Their taxes go directly to TSA.

NNPC, FIRS, NPA, NIMASA and Customs that generate highest level of revenue can't even seen 50% bribe EFCC officials are exposed too.

EFCC only report, able and answerable to the President. Other agencies are still under Their Ministers.

If they know loaded yahoo boys, let them ask them how much they are paying EFCC staff just to obtain information when arrest will be carried out in order not to be in town.

If EFCC bursted any criminal or politician house and they carried hard currency, who will ask them if they decided not to report it and they share the money? Who exactly😃?

Where are all the properties and money they have recovered so far😂😂😂?

I wont say much because I may be tracked.

Mtcheeew,
Wasted a whole paragraph typing vague statements and what ifs.

Ncc is better than efcc

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KingClown(m): 8:27am On Oct 16, 2023
Deltavariant:
I wish I can be more specific but its technically related to the extractive industry powering industrial growth

Which other extractive industry dey apart from petroleum ?

But that your story of how you get the job no clear, your connection is higher than that.

No dey paint idealism and fantasy for people you claim you're trying encourage.

Congrats.

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KingClown(m): 8:00am On Oct 16, 2023
FASASI1:



You don work for access bank before Abi

...

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KingClown(m): 7:46am On Oct 16, 2023
Mohisah:
The worse case is when u re just an ND/HND holder😅
I do tell one of my guy dat he shld go n further for Direct Entry with his ND result instead of HND he no gree, now dat he chooses to work at a bank branch in Wuse, He cm dey call me say i gv am advice abt d importance of Bsc he no gree, now, boys wer dem just employ fr abt 2 months don turn deir oga(Supervisor) nd deir salary is abt 350-550k.
Bank job is nothin to write home of unless ur family is buoyant and u may be using dat to boost CV, like d way one top CBN Governor pikin dey one bank since he dey small dey chill with hot chocolate drink each day doim nothin, later u go hear say he's hbin 15yrs in bankin industries.
Govt job, u may even decide to skip work if u feelin unwell, but for Bank, una die there😅😅

You sabi the scope
KingClown(m): 8:23pm On Oct 15, 2023
smesi:



Bank job speaking from experience. I had work in the bank with four to five year experience made good money but fail to invest wise but when I was laid off I tried to maintain myself but biglife style of banking sector plays out.

Now am a government staff collect 70k+ am telling categorical that except you collect bribe that when you can survive and if no opportunity for bribe na loan go finish you because government job is waste of time job full of hate minded civil servant unlike their counterparts in corporate private organisations doing good and well respected.


You are wicked
How can you advise somebody to work in a bank ?
Worse as a contract staff sef
Contract staff dont get promoted except in rare cases when the bank is short staff and they want to convert but even the conversion your age will considered if you're above 30 nothing for you.

- in the next 15 years na 160k na him go be him salary with working extra hours

- as a teller some days your Till no go balance na you go pay and balance before you go home, nothing like end of month they will deduct from your salary. You go balance am on the spot

-your mental health will be affected, every four to six months you will be seeing small small children wey dem go employ to be your Oga, some of them go talk to you anyhow because you be bloody teller.

- tellers are front line staff that means their appearance matters alot, once you don dey reach 40 just know say you sack letter don dey come. They will employ a younger person for your job.

-I dare anybody to count 3 persons they know personally that retired peacefully (not resign o) and is collecting pension from a private bank

- you must be at office before 7:00 am so that you attend morning meetings, the meeting starts by 7 for most banks and branches.

- everyday your heart will be cutting because you dont know what you go and face in the office.

- just forget about half of your weekends, you be for ATM, there would be branch reviews and some meetings weekends.


-govt job gives more than enough time, you go dey wonder wetin you wan use your time do. That when you're supposed to start a side hussle and plan your life and further your education.
Nobody go give you chance to further any education for bank.

The thing I hate about Govt jobs is that you'll meet some of the most unqualified people ever, you'll be wondering how this person take get this job sef and also the Environment is toxic with unnecessary politics, tribalism and religion involved.
But I will still choose that and mind my bussiness than to be a teller in a bank


I rest my case

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KingClown(m): 9:31pm On Sep 26, 2023
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KingClown(m): 9:43am On Sep 17, 2023
pansophist:


If China did not mass produced every day consumables and telephones such as techno, I won't be surprised if there will be some shop where people go to call their loved ones on video call, because iphones and Samsung are so expensive.

Just like cyber cafe, when we pay to browse to check our emails, or even make phone calls back then. Cheap phones made sure those things never happened. The success of China is a success for the world.

"Common prosperity" is their foreign policy slogan. E go reach everybody.

I use to laugh when people no rate android.
Thank God for other Chinese companies that scattered monopoly Samsung wanted to build.
Wetin Samsung for carry una eyes see ehn, Samsung's were crazy expensive.
Boom out of nowhere companies like techno developed quality phones for as low as 12k the same thing a 70k Samsung would do.

Imagine those companies never produced those phones, Samsung for show una shege.

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KingClown(m): 11:37pm On Sep 16, 2023
pansophist:


You think say you smart abi?

To pursue you comot from his life no go hard be that. Since you think being leechy is being smart. Keep it up.

If you refuse to contribute materially in your relationship, you just weaken your position in that union. You're replacable easily.

The friends or partners that are easily dumped are the one that always collect. They hardly give. They think being at the receiving end makes them smart, but it makes them weak.

It makes them useless, disrespected, dishonourable, unvirtous, and quite frankly, to be beaten once in a while.

As this life hard reach, you no want to upgrade and build with your man. See him as a human in this sad world and both of you work together.

Because if a man have a choice to pick a woman that will be useful/industrious and the one with your mentality, the useful woman will always win.

If you like, hide under tradition that a man is a provider, the head, bla bla bla, it doesn't erode your role of being a er, and that's includes material .

So many girls wey dey find husband get this dirty behaviour. But introspection is not the feature of the weak. They will never change, but wants a good man.

So it's easier to say that there are no good men, meanwhile, good men full everywhere, but they have observed from far and see say the woman no worth am. Her juice aint worth the squeeze

I was able to leave a situationship because of this.
It took me a while, but I eventually figure say she no rate me.
She always thought I would stick around forever.
When time reach to disappear from her life it was easy because she never contributed or done anything for me, he shock her.
KingClown(m): 10:29pm On Aug 31, 2023
pansophist:


Wow, I didn't know there was a verse in Ecclesiastes that explained it so clearly.

Also, a lot of modern philosophical works can be traced to the bible. There was a time (a few years ago) when I was linking modern philosophical and scientific works to ages in the bible, and I linked at least a hundred.

And I lost the file.

I will try to do it again and post it here. The Bible is deeply philosophical and scientific, and if one removes their bias (e.g. being non-religious), they could see lots of material wisdom in its teachings. Lemme list some that I can .

1. What redpillers called the 80/20 rule is known scientifically as the Pareto principle, and biblically as the Mattew principle (Matthew 25;29).

2. The Swiss psychiatrist Carl Jung always talks about the shadow, and that every person should recognize, accept, and integrate their dark sides to become whole. So biblically as you wrote, it would be Ecclesiastes 7:16-17.

I will be updating this page as I them, or probably just create a new topic.


I no dey read bible like that but I don read the book of ecclesiastes more than 5 times
KingClown(m): 9:20pm On Aug 31, 2023
Biokana:
Please who knows much about this bank? It seems to be a silent place unknown to people.

This top tier, NLNG cadre

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