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Jennyclay:
Just tell us you don’t have money and we’ll understand. You broke men should atleast package yourselves this year

Ordinary #550 can prepare yam sauce with that palm oil. You should have just buy #100 pepper, #200 tomatoes, #100 onion, #100 crayfish and #50 Maggi. Bleach the red oil very well, then put your sliced pepper, tomatoes and onion, then put your crayfish and maggi. Food is ready!!

May God help you struggling men this year!

Go easy when bashing some of the men, I know that many are not trying. But there are those that are trying their best. Just go easy

TemplarLandry:
I don't trust that man.
Aketi's demise wasn't natural.

Well, there is no evidence of foul play

Nigerian player of the year
1. Victor Osimehn

Nigerian female player of the year
2. Asisat Oshoala

NPFL player of the year
3. Sadiq Ismail

Most impactful new inclusion (2023)
1. Victor Boniface

Best Ogedengbe goalkeeper of the year
3. Kayode Bankole

Stephen Keshi defender of the year
3. Bruno Onyemeachi

Samuel Okwaraji midfielder of the year
2. Alex Iwobi

Rasheed Yekini attacker of the year
1. Victor Osimhen

Most improved player (2023)
2. Alex Iwobi

Young player of the year (U-21)
3. Tochukwu Nnadi

Super eagles goal of the year
2. Taiwo Awoniyi vs Sao Tome

Best assist of the year
2. Kelechi Iheanacho to Taiwo Awoniyi vs Sao Tome

Team of the Year (club or national)
3. Enyimba FC

Coach of the year
1. Randy Waldrum

Prospect of the year
1. Gift Orban

Nawa for nairaland. Well I saved bundle

Woe men

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Seems talent runs in the family


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Timagex:
Imagine if it was a woman that handled the mic when messi won the world cup last year!!


The joy! The shout! The fear! The anxiety!

"What a man can, a woman can do better" has its limits.


On the brighter side, I think the trend is bringing an awakening of women to football.


CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!!

When a man acts like a weakling in a match, and you yell be a man, they will accuse you of being sexist let them give us space

psalmsjob:
I'm posting this as a response to the topic that made Nairaland front page yesterday; "See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK £10", the link: https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7929193/see-what-someone-bought-hour

UK & US ARE OVER-RATED NIGERIA IS STILL BETTER in of cost of living see a practical example why doing a price comparison: 1 pound to 1 naira today is N1,001 so are you saying with £10 x N1,001 = N10,001 you cannot buy everything in that basket and collect change in Nigeria today?

1 Sliced Bread = N800
2 Spaghetti = N1400
1 Gesha = N600
1 live chicken = N3,000
1 75cl soya Oil = N1,400
1 Midium size Butter = N600
2 Gino Tomato paste = N1,000

Total = N8,800 so your change is N1,200 that's if you exchange pound to naira at offical rate and buying at the most expensive stores or high brands. If you exchange at black market rate and buy at public market "days" you will collect as much as N6,000 after buying everything in that basket....that's about £6 left.

LET'S JUST THANK GOD FOR WHAT WE HAVE AND STOP LOOKING AT AND GLORIFYING ANOTHER MAN'S LAND MORE THAN OUR OWN....OUR OWN NA OUR OWN O

Stop romancing poverty, giving poverty excuse. Cancel it so that God go bless you

DaveHarry:

😁that guy na hustler

No wonder

TundeMayorwa:
IF you live in Nigeria you must watch the video below that shows how to survive and escape on chance robbèry in Nigeria, Dont say you were not warned o

HMM.

E don do, we have seen it

Artiiclebeast:
They should have spent a little time observing weather reports/patterns to help them in their planning.

People don't plan wedding day a day or a week b4. It is over at least a month.
No way to know 2 months time

I honestly don't understand. INEC will budget billions for elections, check for the criterias if the person is eligible or not.

And then uselessness. What is the point of the billions syphoned/wasted through INEC elections

Just do selection and save the country billions

Zico5:
I thought everyone for that side is a billionaire. What's going on. Stealing ke, we live in a strange world.

They deal with criminals, they don't reward them

Bobloco:


Move on bro

Elections are now over, and when the election is over governance begins

Governance is where we are at the moment.

This is the reality right now.

Those drug prices and every other skyrocketing prices is the reality right now.

It is the result of the choices we made

One famous Batist died because of pint of blood at 50,000

FreeStuffsNG:
“Before I conclude, let me add that the ministry’s decision to consider the re-establishment of a National Shipping Line, through a strategic PPP arrangement, is borne out of our desire to capture a substantial share of the estimated $10 billion annual ship charter market within the country.

My thoughts exactly. We should not let civil servants and corrupt public officials fully run it till they run it aground again. Once it is done by PPP, the business entity mamaging the shipping line should be listed on the Nigerian stock exchange and managed efficiently like NAHCO,SAHCO etc. to create more wealth for Nigerians.

Great job by HE Oyetola. May God grant you more successes. Only the naysayers, criminal defamers, cowardly insecured narcissists, cyberbullies and unpatriotic elements will neither see nor benefit from these major positive results of your policies in our nation.
God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

3 gbosa for you. The container economy should not benefit only our people

This looks like an alcohol induced accident


I when something like this happened, a driver gave his conductor to learn how to drive bus in the night in a busy street filled with children and buka ts.
The kind of accident he had, people beat the driver

dontrulee:
No one explains it better than Steve furtick.
I love the way he explained the verse with much simplicity and energy.

Thou prepare a table before me. (More like a banquet where foods of different delicacies and drinks are before you)

In the presence of my enemies (not only physical enemies now since our warfare aren't carnal, so the enemies could be physical, spiritual, pyschological etc. It could be sickness, depression, even poverty) also note it's in plural form. So the enemies are numerous.

What do you do when you're facing a lot of enemies or challenges? My Gee, prepare a table and eat.

Can you focus on God even in the presence of your enemies? Can you eat the bountiful fruits and food of the Lord when you're in the presence of your enemies?

For more explanation, I think David was referring to when he was invited to dinner by Jonathan and Saul wanted to kill him. He actually ate in the presence of his enemies.

It's a nice verse and it has wonderful life applications.

At the bolded, where can I hear the explanation. Is it on YouTube?

Padipadi:

It's the testimony of see finish of our enemies.
When God blessed a man to an extent that the wicked can't do anything to such. A state of being untouchable cos of the presence of God with the person.

I love this your explanation. Of becoming untouchable because of the presence of God

Jennyclay:
It’s not about hardship, the man is naturally stingy just like Zonefree

How can you tell a chicken seller to cut that small chicken wing into 17 pieces

This is the kind of stingy men I always pray not to cross path with because they can’t even spend #1 on you.

Madam Oya calm down

Tjra:
He is right. Anambra belongs to APGA.

Just unfortunate Peter Obi betrayed the founding founders of the party by ing PDP.

From PDP, he went to LP. That guy and Atiku are Political prostitutes.

It is a good thing he left APGA. Because those hateful people especially here calls APGA Igbo party, he went to PDP they came with their hate, He went to LP the hateful people came again saying it is religious.

Why are these people so hateful, but they are the good ones.

Imagine a leader of party caught on video receiving dollars in bribe, he wasn't arrested, if it was like America, people will distance themselves, so that your stink will not rub on them. But Buhari was raising his hands in campaign and the current president.

Yet they arrest small boys but will never go after the big ones.

Which is why I tell people, if you want to steal, steal big

But non of them will ever accept to go live in Palestine or Muslim country like Iran

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WrriterNig:
⚡Israeli Opposition leader Yair Lapid says Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "must go now", and called for the government to be overthrown in a vote of no confidence and to form a government headed by another person from the Likud.

“We e cannot allow ourselves to conduct a prolonged campaign with a prime minister in whom we do not trust.”

Politicians, heh fear these people.

They never let a good crisis go to waste

Edizzy:
I don't know where you get this from but it's not true, because I know a lot of our women are married to Igbos and men from other tribe including our men

My elder sister got married to an Ijaw man from Bayelsa, while my elder brother married a lady from Abia

Me I'm open to Marriage from any tribe and that's how we behave in Akwa Ibom

Don't say what you don't know

I Come in peace

Don't mind the ignorant OP. It is someone who has never traveled out of his village before

Achieving success

And Nigerians think my people don't know happening things


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Zxcvbnmghtr:


So you are the only wealthy person in your family. The rest depend on your wealth.

No. They are their own men and women.
Everyone has a start, but how you finish differs

By the grace of God, they got a bit of help like people have done for me. I refused them working for me.
I don't want my siblings to have to say to me good morning sir out of obligation or make them feel as they have not accomplished anything by working for me.

I want them to stand of their own two feet where no one will ever use anything like even money to mock them not even me.

Can Dangote mock Otedola because of money? No
They are both standing on their own two feet

Money ruins many relationship, which is why I prefer to give my siblings and relatives more than enough money, for them to be self sufficient and to blossom.

I don't want them to work for me. If I treat them how employers should treat their employees, it will affect the personal relationship.

Dey your dey with enough money, make I dey my dey

Magnoliaa:


And she doesn't provide for her man? And what kind of provision sef are you talking? Money? House? Properties? There are women who have one or more of these...where should submission come in here?



Why are you jumping between points? Is submission about provision or listening or it's about provision and listening together?

And if you're saying submission is hinged on a woman affording everything for herself but choosing to hold back, then it is in direction contradiction to the first part of your comment that insinuates that a man provides for a woman. You realise there's a difference between providing for someone and someone allowing you to provide?

Now if you're preaching that a woman should allow a man to provide for her even when she has her own resources, do you agree with women who say, "his money is our money, and my money is my money?"

All of these things you've described...why is it not okay for a man to do same for a woman? I mean, they're good, positive behsviours, right? Listening to someone, treating them with humility, allowing them to take care of you? And what qualifies a man to be a captain?



So in one word submission is respect? Why can the husband and wife, both of them, not show the same respect to each other? Would a man be a fool if he submits to his wife?

The president is called servant of the country, but he can never sleep under bridge. It is always at the presidential lodge

Him wan go sample forbidden fruit sharperly


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LeoDeKing:

To every single case like this, there are over 100 cases from the dot nation. And even in those few cases, did you see any Yoruba screaming Tinubu? They take responsibility for their actions.

Pls how can I NDLEA, there are people who deal in weed around my vicinity

helinues:
Who is actually giving this over fed hipps attention self?

You don't know Asari Dokubo, he could be telling the truth