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keymatt(m): 11:23am On May 15, 2024
Good old days when APC did not exist. grin grin grin

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keymatt(m): 8:22pm On May 13, 2024
Daniel Bwala used to be very smart and intelligent, but the moment he APC, he became agbadorian. That's to tell you that APC is a party that turns intelligent people into brainless urchinns. grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 3:35pm On May 11, 2024
Jail all of them and throw away the key. Yeye fraudsters angry
keymatt(m): 3:31pm On May 11, 2024
Putindbutt:
Alex Otti is a comedian who doesn't understand governance. seeking media attention like Bitter Obi is his forte.
Who let this child into this forum

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keymatt(m): 3:25pm On May 11, 2024
Return our money or show us the picture of the airport sad

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keymatt(m): 3:24pm On May 11, 2024
Richtaiwo:
People should stop posting their uncle's pictures on nairaland. Nobody asked for it.
Is that you grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 3:21pm On May 11, 2024
IamDietiesGod:
........A man whose doings is allegorically an ANTI-christ and he himself metaphorically a Devil.

Tinubu is only here to steal, to destroy and to kill.
Aptly said. Tinubu is a reptilian devil.

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keymatt(m): 10:44am On May 11, 2024
This is the Theif senior urchinns said they'll vote ahead of Obi who's without any corruption stain. grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 10:42am On May 11, 2024
If IMF (International Monsters Forum) tells you to turn left, turn right and vice vasa.
keymatt(m): 10:14am On May 11, 2024
A rare photo of an Urchiin defending Tinubu voodoo policies. grin grin grin

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keymatt(m): 4:36pm On May 10, 2024
seunmsg:
This is a big fat lie. The guy in question is not a er or social media influencer of APC. He is an anti-APC element who campaigned against President Bola Tinubu. Bitter Obi and his lying cretins are simply trying to disingenuously trying to label him an APC member. He’s a member of NNPP.

s should close down this thread for violating rule 8.
Oga Senior Urchiin, I know you're one of the infamous defenders of BATeria on Nairaland so your outburst is understandable. grin grin grin I hope they're paying you well and you're buying fuel β›½ at N200 per Litre.
Nevertheless, APC is a congregation of Criminals in Nigeria. grin grin grin

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keymatt(m): 2:38pm On May 10, 2024
Where's that Senior Urchinn Favor grin grin grin make e come collect free money hia. grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 2:24pm On May 10, 2024
Why do you think we call them (APC) Alliance Of Political Criminals That's their stock in trade. That's how they roll. Every thief and agbero gangs in Nigeria APC. Even their leader (EyeNeck President Select) is a well known international criminal/drug baron. grin grin grin

APC is a party of Criminals by Criminals and for Criminals. grin grin grin

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keymatt(m): 2:01pm On May 10, 2024
They should be careful with urchinns cos they're highly infected with BATeria. grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 1:50pm On May 10, 2024
Agbadorians are in for a big surprise by their little god. grin grin grin

keymatt(m): 1:49pm On May 10, 2024
grin grin grin

Tell your parents to pay TAX for the free air you breathe.

keymatt(m): 7:39am On May 09, 2024
MemphitzDgreat1:
A write up from David Hundeyin....

"I left the UK and returned to Nigeria to start my career in March 2013. Most of the Nigerian international students I went to uni with had already returned since 2012.

Nearly all of us who came back started planning to escape from Nigeria in 2016. There was only one thing that changed in Nigeria between 2013 and 2016. We know what or who it was.

But yeah, "GEJ was a terrible president." If you keep repeating it to yourself 9 years later, despite being mocked by all the data in existence, that will somehow make it true πŸ‘πŸΏ

Me, I don't care who has any investment in maintaining this gigantic untruth because none of you feeds me, and I will speak freely - "GEJ must go" was a foreign intelligence operation run out of Washington DC by the US State Department, whose doctrine interpreted Nigeria's economic growth and growing partnership with China as a strategic threat to American economic and military interests on the continent.

The Obama istration repeatedly interfered very directly and blatantly in that election cycle. Barack Obama recorded and posted a video urging Nigerians to "vote for the next chapter." Michelle Obama involved herself in #BringBackOurGirls, which was itself merely the 'Big Idea' within the larger marketing campaign that was "Jonathan must go." John Kerry travelled to Nigeria and met with the opposition.

The local players on the ground who took part in the marketing and political campaign to oust Goodluck Jonathan and replace him with the Illiterate were merely useful idiots - yes, that includes you reading this with your guilty conscience. If the shoe fits, I am definitely referring to you. You were nothing but a pawn in a geopolitical tussle between 2 of the Countries That Actually Matter.

Because you lack wisdom, insight and especially humility, you really thought you were doing something historic by removing an incumbent president - a trick you have not been able to repeat ever since, because the US State Department - which actually runs Nigeria - had no problem with 8 years of The Illiterate, and definitely has no problem with another 8 years of the Drug Dealer whom it actively protects.

You idiots thought that you were empowered, politically awakened people, when you were just chess pieces on a board being pushed around by forces you were too stupid and egotistical to recognise. Now your GDP has effectively HALVED in just 9 years, and a whole generation of high-quality human capital has been lost to the US and its allies.

And they didn't bring back your girls!

Stupid bleeps. # DAVID HUNDEYIN
This is public knowledge. Only urchinns think otherwise.

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keymatt(m): 7:32am On May 09, 2024
Tinubu regime = ARMED ROBBERS. grin grin grin

Make dem kuku add Air breathing and farm development levy .
Bunch of theives. cheesy grin grin grin

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keymatt(m): 7:21am On May 09, 2024
yarimo:
is that also an alcohol?πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Bitter OBI and drunkness are like 5 and 6 🀣🀣🀣
As a bonafide senior urchinn, you wouldn't know a good product because your eyes is infected with serious BATeria. grin grin grin

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keymatt(m): 10:16pm On May 08, 2024
yarimo:
how far with bitter OBI only achievement as governor for 8 years
Whether you like it or not, Obi Bitters is the only cure for Nigeria against BATeria and Cornist infection. cool

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keymatt(m): 8:35pm On May 08, 2024
What will happen to Nigeria under BATeria.

Fuel β›½ - N5,000 per liter.
Dollar: N7,000
Tax increase by 20,000%
Gas: N3,000 per kg.
Rice: N200,000 per 50kg
Gari: N2,500 per milk tin.

Laslas we must get sense by fire πŸ”₯ by force grin grin grin grin grin

Let the SHEGE 2.0 continue grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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keymatt(m): 6:34pm On May 08, 2024
Why will a sane human being a party afflicted with BATeria and Criminality grin grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 5:57pm On May 08, 2024
StOla:
African leadership by Obi.

If only the student knew the charlatan that stood before them, they wouldn't have wasted their time listening to a hypocrite.

Is Obi proud to show them his borehole project?
Senior urchinn, whether you like it or not, Obi Bitters is the cure for BATeria and Cornism afflicting Nigeria.
keymatt(m): 5:43pm On May 08, 2024
For Nigeria, when dem quick deny allegations, just know say na TRUE e happen. grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 10:48am On May 08, 2024
What do we expect from Africa's renown mandate thief He'll still every kobo from Nigerians until they're left with nothing. Sounds very much like a Virus. grin grin grin

What Nigeria need is Obi Bitters to cure Nigeria from BATeria and Cornist infection. cool cool cool
keymatt(m): 7:13am On May 08, 2024
What do we expect from APC mandate theives (armed robbers) who specializes in robbing Nigerians in disguise grin
Cybersecurity levy indeed cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
What a bunch of theives grin grin grin

APC REGIME = ARMED ROBBERS.

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keymatt(m): 10:53pm On May 07, 2024
Elusive001:



Crash what!!!!

How much was it before 2015?

Clowns.

Shebi GEJ was ineffective and yet his tenure was 1,000,000 better than from May 29, 2015 till date.

Im-p-s.

Shamelessness at its finest.
Don't mind these urchinns. They're are not called zombies for nothing. grin grin grin
keymatt(m): 10:51pm On May 07, 2024
This APC regime is very funny. grin They met gas at N150 per kg in 2015. Within the twinkle of an eye, they skyrocket it to N680 per kg. Not satisfied, they hyked it to N860 per kg over night. Still not satisfied, they raised it to N1,300 per kg, thereby inflicting unimaginable pain and hardship on Nigerians. Yet they have the audacity to open their gutter mouth to claim gas price has crash. Something that was taken for granted in the golden era of PDP in 2015 You call N20 reduction crash, and want us to celebrate it

I believe urchinns are being given special treatment in the sale of gas. grin grin grin grin
APC is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria since independence.
keymatt(m): 8:49pm On May 06, 2024
Why are Man United fans always in APC
keymatt(m): 8:46pm On May 06, 2024
iLegendd:
What do you think is the greatest invention in the last 15 years?

1. AI (old, but let's use OpenAI's ChatGPT/DALLE as benchmark)
2. Cryptocurrency β€” BTC as benchmark
3. APC β€” Buhari and Tinubu as benchmark
4. Fuelless vehicles (old, but let's use cybertruck as a benchmark)

Add yours to the list.

Which do you think is the best invention?

The greatest invention for evil purpose is number 3

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keymatt(m): 5:42pm On May 06, 2024
Otti is working. cool

Modified:
Agbadorians wailing just as expected. grin grin grin

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