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[color=#770077][/color] Chelsea vs Barca, a must watch
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seunmohmoh:When ur village people set u free 1 Like |
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200k in abia state,isiala-ngwa south
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[color=#006600][/color]JOKE TIME an Igbo man couldn't find a job,so he opens a clinic and put a sign post outside that reads: GET TREATMENT FOR 20K-IF NOT CURED GET 100K BACK. a lawyer thought, this is a great opportunity to earn 100K. and so he went to the clinic LAWYER: I have lost my sense of taste. IGBO MAN: nurse bring medicine from the box number 22 and put three drops in the patients mouth. LAWYER: Ugh!!! this is kerosene. IGBO MAN: thank God your sense of taste is restored,give me 20K. the annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. LAWYER: I have lost my memory. I cannot anything. IGBO MAN: nurse bring medicine from box number 22 and put three drops in his mouth. LAWYER: (annoyed) this is kerosene! u gave this to me last time for restoring my taste IGBO MAN: congrats, u got your memory back, give me 20K.the fuming lawyer pays him. he goes back a week later determined to get back 100K. LAWYER: my eyesight has become very weak. IGBO MAN: well I don't have any medicine for that. so take this 100K. LAWYER: ( staring at the cash)but this is 20K,not 100K. IGBO MAN: congrats your eyesight is restored give me 20K.hahahaaha you can't beat an Igbo man please like and comment.
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Vanguard News VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu claims his father Is missing as Nigerian Soldiers invades his home many dead, dozen injured. Many innocent lives has been taken and dozen injured while some ran for safty as the nigerian soldiers invades Nnamdi Kanu home. WATCH VIDEO VIA:http:// community.vanguardngr.com/forum/ topics/video-nnamdi-kanu-claims-his-fa ther-is-missing-as-nigerian-soldie VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu claims his father Is missing as Nigerian Soldiers invades his home many dead, dozen injured. community.vanguardngr.comVanguard News VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu claims his father Is missing as Nigerian Soldiers invades his home many dead, dozen injured. Many innocent lives has been taken and dozen injured while some ran for safty as the nigerian soldiers invades Nnamdi Kanu home. WATCH VIDEO VIA:http:// community.vanguardngr.com/forum/ topics/video-nnamdi-kanu-claims-his-fa ther-is-missing-as-nigerian-soldie VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu claims his father Is missing as Nigerian Soldiers invades his home many dead, dozen injured. community.vanguardngr.comVanguard News VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu claims his father Is missing as Nigerian Soldiers invades his home many dead, dozen injured. Many innocent lives has been taken and dozen injured while some ran for safty as the nigerian soldiers invades Nnamdi Kanu home. WATCH VIDEO VIA:http:// community.vanguardngr.com/forum/ topics/video-nnamdi-kanu-claims-his-fa ther-is-missing-as-nigerian-soldie VIDEO: Nnamdi Kanu claims his father Is missing as Nigerian Soldiers invades his home many dead, dozen injured. community.vanguardngr.com
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OEPHIUS: Top 7 fuckeries you've probably heard from desperate, drowning unity beggars. 1. Why can't Nnamdi Kanu send his children and wife to IPOB protests? Ask yourself: Why haven't Vegetable sent his own useless children to the warfront in Sambisa? Why can't he send Yusuf or Zahrah to lead the Nigerian Army battalion that are currently killing innocent people in Umuahia or he doesn't fancy soiling his own children's hands in blood? Anyway, Mrs Uche Kanu, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu's wife was in the forefront of the criticism against the zoo government when the latter was arrested in 2015. We all saw when she came with her newborn baby to tour rallies with her husband after his release. Kanu's mum has been in more rallies than myself. His dad, a respected traditional ruler was present at the meeting with the so called Southeast governors last week and has always spoken out against the enemies of Biafra. 2. Nnamdi Kanu is a small boy. Kanu should be around the age of 50 from my own deductions but the current DC of Nigeria (dullard-in-chief) was 41 years old when he overthrew a democratic government to become a military ruler in 1985. General Ojukwu was just 34 when he became president of Biafra in 1966. 3. Why are you using naira and claiming Biafran? This is the dumbest one I've heard. Ask the person: why are you using a phone that was built by oyibo man, don't you know it was bought in yuan/RMB currency, or are you Chinese? The Facebook you're using, don't you know the hosting, security and maintenance are paid for in dollars? Does that make you American? Anyway, Brits who voted for Briexit still have some Euros with them; Scotland use British pounds even though they'll soon vote in another referendum to leave Britain and Catalonians use Spainish ports to travel around the world while waiting for their own referendum in less than a week's time. Even some zoo animals in Nigeria still receive British pounds and US dollars from their family and friends in America and haven't automatically turned to white people because of that. 4. Nnamdi Kanu is calling for war. The foreigners who look down on Nigerian certificates do so for a reason. It's only in Nigeria you'll find a self-acclaimed graduate who doesn't know the difference between the two words, war and referendum. 5. Nnamdi Kanu is deceiving his followers 15 million gullible zombies believed and voted in a failed former dictator with an invisible WAEC certificate to turn Nigeria to Dubai in 2 years during the 2015 Zoo presidential elections; why can't you allow me to have my own belief that Nnamdi Kanu, an intellectual with multiple honors from foreign institutions, will turn Biafra into paradise for my children when finally restored? 6. Biafran ers are illiterates. Yes, we're illiterates. Is it your illiteracy? However, speaking based on statistics and not from emotions or hatred for Biafrans, the West African Examinations Council (which said it can't evidence of Buhari's sitting in their high school leaving examination) has ranked Abia, Anambra and Imo in the top 5 states with successful candidates in the exam while Katsina, Zamfara, Yobe make the last 5. I wonder who the joke is on. 7. Kanu will flee when it sets. I wonder what will "set" but then did you notice that ever since this Fulani Zoo Army ragboys brouhaha in Umuahia, Nnamdi Kanu did not leave his home or desert his men to go into hiding? He even addressed the teeming, joyful crowd of Biafran ers this morning. I one infamous African president who came back from London after 3 months only to be chased out of his house by rats. : |
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