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Mabira forest.. Sorry most pictures contain us in it and can't share

Matoke

MY PICTURES ARE ABOVE 4MB AS THEY ARE 4K WHICH IS MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO

We also visited sezibwa waterfall ( sezibwa means unstoppable)

UGANDA!!


so guy that was pretty much about our trip to Kenya THERE ARE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE BUT I CANT SEEM TO REMEBER AGAIN, the next day we jet out to UGANDA …
we enter through entebbe international aiport, from the airport you would seen that the country is so poor, the uber driver that carried out was singing the same corruption song as other african countries, entebbe is okayish whereas Kampala which is the capital city is worse , infact our apartment is too expensive and sub par ..we just couldn't cope

internet is too slow, annoyingly slow the good thing is that we only planned to stay 2 days , we regretted uganda to be sincere, we should have went to MOMBASSA cartel instead of uganda , we almost changed our mind about uganda as if we have known, we wanted to go to mombassa.

at the UGANDA immigration , our friend has told us how corrupt their immigration is but luckily for us the guy we met is very friendly and we gist a little about nigeria and we zoomed off.

Kampala really look like Nigeria in 1980s .. they are backward technologically , their food is not good, i can't really believe we visted the capital city .. nevertheless i really enjoyed uganda tour compare to RWANDA .. rwanda is really boring

1. things are really really cheap in uganda we didnt spend 20,000 naira on food, they mostly use mtn mobile money too.. infact i bought my puma canvas there 19,000 naira something they sell for 48k in abuja shoprite ..same puma oo inside puma shop

2. there are good places to go compare to rwanda ..you will enjoy uganda if you don't stay at home. infact we spent the whole two days on the road

3. we visted river NILE and reached the source of river Nile in JINJA .. see guys if you ever find yourself in uganda don't ever miss a visit to river NILE and mabira forest .. don't miss those two places .. i really enjoyed my time on the boat in RIVER NILE

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we noticed the presence of the United Nation crew in uganda, and you will mostly find them a poor countries.. this time they are just too many and also many charity organisation ..if you are to go to uganda from kenya by road it's just 8 hours drive... mombassa to from nairobi is 8 hours drive ..same fkight time ( 45 minutes )


so we went to mabira forest first day and river Nile the second day

workings

working

Floyd45:


Bruh! You need to visit the genocide site o. You'll appreciate how they have come a long way despite their terrible past. It is free to visit only if you want to take pictures, then you have to pay $20.
You can go clubbing on Friday or Saturday. Cocobean is a pretty decent night club. You ain't notice anything about their ladies?

When are went to PiLiPiLi last night the waterer was telling us how easy it is to date their girls lol " and it's fvcking annoying " in his words.. I couldn't contain my laughter...
Most African girls are beautiful to be honest ( at least to me) and of course their ladies are friendly

Another thing, they really love exercise here.. A lot from my observation

Floyd45:
Did you visit the genocide site while you were in Kigali? How much did it cost you to get Airbnb apartments in Kigali?

We are still in Kigali and we are not planning to visit.. They don't really have tourist attraction here.. Everyone minding his or her own business.. NA Jesus life them dey live for here.. Which is not bad for someone who love private and calm. Life

Ice skating

After we left the park the following day at around 7pm we went for ice skating.. It was fun and lovely but I don't know how to skate I fell like 4 times it was damn painful but I enjoyed it..

Asquare84:
You miss those Kenya girls that like throwing themselves over Nigerian guys, you should have used condom that what make your trip fun, and you should also try and visits African safari as we watch in Nat Geo wild

I can't risk it
Safari is too expensive for foreigners the funniest thing is it's almost for for east Africa citizens

NewBea:


No offence o. But the loudness has to do more with your tribe than your nationality

None taken.. You are right

ollykay619:
How much should one budget in total for this trip?

Flight for 3 of us is 1,098,000 return ticket Rwanda air
Everything else depends on your taste.. Since we are 3 things got cheaper as we. Split bill.... Guys guys method
Maybe I buy food stuff today.. Second guy sense will tell. Him it's time to. Buy.. And 3rd guy sense will tell. Him to pay for tour package.. Something like that..

But Kenya is like Nigeria
Uganda is dirt cheap. SIM car is like 50# internet is awful though I will still post overall expenses.. ( estimate)

claremont:


Nyama Choma means barbecue/roasted goat meat for those who don't understand kiswahili. Kenyans treasure nyama choma the same way Nigerians treasure suya. Nyama choma is best eaten with fries and I normally wash it down with a few bottles of Nigerian guinness.

@OP: If you miss Nigerian delicacies in Nairobi, you should have ordered takeaway Nigerian food from Mama Ashanti restaurant in Nairobi. They do all sorts of Nigerian food there. There are also Nigerian foodstuff sold in a few shops in Nairobi market run by mostly Igbo traders. Nairobi is like a second home to me after the UK and I have been there several times since 2013, my better half is Kenyan.

The story about bribe taking and corruption is Kenya is unfortunate. I have not given anyone a bribe since I started spending my holidays in Kenya since 2013. There is corruption in Kenya just like there is in most black African countries, what makes Kenya vastly different from Nigeria is that the corruption that exists isn't at the detriment of the provision of basic public utilities like constant power supply, water, refuse collection etc.

Nice photos.

Dubai has thought me about buying local food in foreign countries.. You spend way too much and I don't want to die that that's why I didn't order for local food...

Yes we know our way around now and it will be hard for me to give bribe next time I visit Kenya ...
I'm definitely visiting Kenya again later this year.. I just too love Nairobi..
That Abuja and Lagos vibe

otokx:
Nice information, despite corruption, things still work in Kenya. Nigeria just has to get it right.

Yeah

See this rice.. I can't eat it because pepper no dey

that reminds me in Rwanda last wo night we entered a restaurant and one lady brought me pepper source and warned me about the spice
I pour everything inside the rice and I cant even spice anything, we finished it and they were hailing us.. we were surprised ..

alaye this one no be pepper na … as in my mouth is bland right now because of lack of salt and pepper ..

I can't even talk !!!
since we are staying 3 more nights here.. I carried my blender from Kenya .. I will enter market now and buy rodo ( pepper) and tantashe
I cant come and die in the name of tourism, I will cook normal stew and add it to rice

another thing that is common here is Nigeria songs as in your club is not complete without Nigeria song even on radio.. it's like you are in Nigeria, even thou the guys don't like Nigerian guys, they can't joke with Nigeria songs

we also tried their local food, I so much hate all their food but your tour is not complete if you didn't try local food...
you must try local food I repeat ..don't miss local food
we ate

yama Choma

matoke

chicken pilau

ugali ( wey be like fufu but awful )


infact they don't eat pepper here .. and I just can't wait to enter Nigeria and eat my dear peppered stew
oh my pepper have missed you !!!

I don't have all pictures

Park ..
Honestly that's pretty much all about the park..
Like 10 animals

Park

Park

The national park

so we left the place and prepare for National park the next day, they don't have up to 20 animals in their park, the last time I visited the Ibadan zoo I can count up to 30 different animals but because of packaging foreigners are flocking here steadily

we were to choose between free roaming tour or the normal tour

free roaming tour is the one where you be in a bus and drive through the animal live without being caged ..but the driver suggested we do the normal one because we might not see some animal as some would have entered the forest plus it's the same number of animal inside cage that is inside forest park ..so we opt for the caged tour

honestly there is nothing special in the setup of this tourist location but foreigners are flocking the place like bees, I just dey weep for Nigeria
1. golf ball
2. bike
3. zip lining
4. pin ball
and restaurant

it doesn't take much to set it up for the government ( even if I have money I would do it ) but it is well organized and the whites are here every seconds ..

we were up to 100 and some people had to come back the next day because we were just too much .. and it's around 5,000 naira per person for just 45 seconds on the rope … and money is flowing in steadily ..we got there 4pm and left 7pm

Last zip lining

Me!! .. My sandals got spoilt so I used only. Leg.. Omo I want to die

Emmyk:
LMAO! You are quite humorous which makes your write up interesting to read

...I would have gotten a girlfriend there but we were told HIV is on rampant among the youths so fear they catch me .

Thanks

Okay I have requested a copy from my friend
Eh yo that's me..

And that place is freaking cold.. Ice cold
Wow!!!
It's another county inside the forest.. That reminds me soldier collect bribe steadily here too.. On our way to zip lining.. Driver bribe like 4 soldiers like its norm

So we got to the zip lining place
Wait I can't find the picture of me zip lining
Gbese

Once I the name I will update ..this is where. You take. A break when you. Are going for zip lining.. It's almost 3 hours journey.. Without traffic

Our way to zip lining.. Forgotten the name of this view point