NewStats: 3,261,403 , 8,173,893 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 07:09 AM 293hk

slickbak:

Bro, them nearly off me and my grandma 4 Bukuru side. 24 hours curfew hold us outside. Na Good samaritans house us until them relax curfew

I de feel una my fellow jay town guys. Great jossites!

Omo the stuff make sense I swear. I like am ehn

Vicotex:

Lol it means PUNA in etsako/Edo north dialect

What if I say udukpa?

Vicotex:
God abeg o, that poisonous gecko.
For this tpain economy.

My dog chop 6 last month, I don treat tire, dog no gree normal again, dog dey waka dey wave.
Imagine if human being eat am.
Ukpa!

What's ukpa?

I don't see a Nigeria flag anywhere

Anyone who is conversant with Abraham Maslow's pyramid will understand very much that what wthe level our dear president has attained only suggest he is bothered about self actualization and not results.

A good lesson to guide our gullible youths ahead of the next general elections.

A younger aspirant with clearly spelt out objectives will focus more on results than self esteem or actualization

I see

Aduwa
Goruva
Aya
Dabino

Where is she from Biko?

BluntCrazeMan:


For those people in Plateau...

How does the “Gwate” taste??

Delicious especially with gawta

Sure say baba is not taking us back to colonialism. Hmmm

dalongjnr:
Let them go and collect the one in the hands of bandits and Fulani/Muslim terrorist that have been attacking Mangu LGC and plateau state at large.
God bless the weapon fabricator, if not,bandits could have killed and take over their communities.

They'll never try that being big time cowards. They only know how to deprive defenseless citizens of the rights to defend themselves hence the slaughter of innocent citizens

I am ashamed of this place called Nigeria

FalseProphet1:
Women are the only creatures on this planet who can kneel down, cry their eyes out and still be lying to you. Know this and know peace.

This I have seen.

On point don't. Don't even ask me why...demons indeed they are

Stories likely to follow....if you know you know

Nyne:
BAT. Incoming !!!

Other party ers especially Labour Party will struggle to make their tears full basket by 2023. Mark today’s date.

They'll only mourn for Tinubu.

Luxurious spending ends marriage ends. God abeg ooo

Unzerious:


Or the UFO's paying their last Tributes

You're really nuts. Nice one

LollySeaSide:


If you ask me, I'd say it's FP worthy.
That advert was created in the 90s and has no erotic acts, no form of nudity, no sexually suggestive content even though it's a condom advert.

Can you say that of adverts in today's times?
Go to YouTube and take a look at what they call "Best condom commercials of all time" and see what I'm talking about.
As you watch, keep in mind that those commercials are a collection of the most decent condom commercials.

Anyway, you didn't ask me so I didn't say anything.

Simply because all in the name of hiring youthful, energetic and fresh brains ad agencies now employ low level staff to meet their clients needs. I watch commercials these days and I just nod because nothing adds up. Ad agencies now employ the services of babies who are not able to properly develop any useful creative document or strategy.

Though young and energetic, they lack core knowledge of advertising.

Amalekki:

Did Emmanuel Babayaro play for the Super Eagles? Under 23, yes. Super Eagles, I don't think so.

Celestine was a left winger or a mid fielder for super eagles. It was actually his brother, Emmanuel Babanyaro a goalkeeper that didn't play long for super eagles

robosky02:
See brothers who played for super eagles


1.Kalu & Ikechukwu Uche:

2.Austin & Emmanuel Okocha:

3. Segun & Wole Odegbami

4.Nwankwo & Christopher Kanu:

Did you forget Celestine and Emmanuel Babanyaro?

SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is this
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth

While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

If every kid focuses on programming who will make cloths for them in the future? The designers you proudly wear today were made by people who probably started fashion deg at young ages like these kids.

funshint:

May it happen to one of your brothers, uncle or son. Pls say Amen!

Some parts of Nigeria have been cursed with senselessness when it comes to adultery. They tell you any child that calls you father is your child because they know they can't do without adultery. So women and commit it with their inlaws, neighbors, friends......with just anyone, even a dog. In the south south we know the I'll of adultery

Are they no longer lazy? Confusionist

TMSMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZyaENjNPSE

Peter Obi Returns From Egypt, Youths Take Selfie With Him At Abuja Airport (Photo, Video) - IGBERETV

https://twitter.com/comradephils/status/1538191528706850816?t=nt7EdgxeBqGE0xR3eYzmrQ&s=19

People are deceiving this man shaa. All of you blabbing here will note go out and vote the poor man just you did to the Ekiti man who won online but outrightly lost in reality.

Until we truly understand the function and power of social media Nigeria just like other money miss road countries will continue to endure had governance

Drops mic

jaytii:
B for Buhari
B for Biden

"Great" leaders
Nothing to make a fuss about here, old age is a curse humans have to live with.

You forgot to add Bola

ArchiLimited:


Bros...

Na dem de stone people up and down. Hisss

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In order of importance

EFCC please investigate and arrest owners of MBA. They defrauded Nigerians of their hard earned monies last year.

If possible marry someone from same tribe.

Don't marry anyone you're very much older than. Say up to ten or eleven years.

Don't allow your mother inlaw anywhere close to you home. If you have to, send her off within a week. You'll thank me later

Don't complain about your wife's short comings in her mother's presence. It make her do extra curriculum Waka Waka for ya mata.

Latsly, don't believe in love . Love na scam

24 hours

Titanic

Troy

Gladiator

In my own case, arrived camp same time a woman was being dropped by her husband. She was very pretty so I couldn't have forgotten the face. Fast forward ten days later I had become 5 platoon leader and was surmoned one night after light out that one of my platoon member was caught having sex near Mami market and was being punished. When I arrived the scene it was same woman. I was so ashamed for her noticing the young man that battered her was young enough to be her nephew. It took a very good platoon lawyer to help solve her case. She avoided me after that day

Vinnie2000:
Hasta la vista. I will be Back.

Terminator. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jayrockk:
Vikings
The Witcher
Money heist

I've only watched these three

I heard peaky blinders, Lucifer & blacklist are interesting

Vikings and blacklist