NewStats: 3,264,145 , 8,182,759 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 08:52 PM 2d4z3s

what is it with this people sef? everyday they catch them and they still try to smuggle-. I mean if you know they are going to be scanning and searching you at the airports why try to beat them? methink things like this should be exported thru goods in containers. that way if they discover it you forgo to goods and borrow leg

Tolexander: Not really but will slightly reduce.
Seems the OP has forgotten that this is nigeria where everything can be manipulated to suite our intention.
If you say sango and amadioha? Have you forgotten that some people(priest) are in charge of these deities that knows what to use to appease the deities.
What if the deities' wand presented by the priests are fake how are we going to know.

And we also know that amadioha does not take nonsense. the priset always know the wrought in stall for you when you deceive the gods and it is instant

I said it. These people had better remain their respective parties, ACN, C and others, because this drama in this merger will not help them. 1st anyway

From the rate of corruption in the country you can simply say our leaders obviously don't respect the Bible and Qur'an they were sworn in with. Do you think it would have been a different thing if the swearing in took place in our local shrines which I know they fear. For example, a Yoruba man swearing to ogun, olokun or sango will not jeopardize that agreement, Same as an Igbo man to ikenga and amadioha.

Okay na.. preparing my portfolio as the next CBN Governor, 2nd to comment anyway

Are you sure that ACN and C wont be better on their own? The Thing never start wahala just full everywhere

These are symptoms of malaria.

watin concern us....b4 nko? If you like make your girlfriends spend am how does that affect the price of yam in the market

Good one. But one of them with rocket launcher? hmmm

Rossikk: Why do you bother with these buffoons? Ok how come you know all this but the poster doesn't? Is he not a Nigerian? Why do you have to do the research while he sits on his fat lazy arsss asking stup.id questions? He cannot be bothered to research anything, so you should have just ignored him. Dense fools.

So if you reside in an area where you get some reasonable light in a day do you mean that a larger part of Nigeria enjoys same? And do you even get it for 24hrs? Abi you be nepa staff?

I discussed this with my father about six years ago, of the possibility of Nigeria enjoying constant power supply. He ed on in 2007 and he didn't see constant light in his time. Now i think of the possibility of discussing this with my son. Do you think our generation will witness Nigeria of 24hr power supply?

MAKE HIM SHINE EYE OH $9 MIL

1. ALWAYS HOLD A REMOTE CONTROL. You would be sorry if you don't have one or if you are watching from a satellite or local TV. You need a remote to take out the adverts before the film(although you wont see adverts on the ones viewed on satellite and local TV), and to remove all the time-wasting scenes.

2. MAKE SURE THE VOLUME IS REDUCED BEFORE IT STARTS. If its very late you can wake up the whole street with what is supposed to be a normal TV volume. The adverts come with a harsh thundering noise, you should be prepared for that.

3. BE READY TO INSERT A NEW DISK EVERY 25 MINUTES. Don't just relax on you seat with your popcorn and expect a two hour entertainment. Each part of the movie which is usually one disk these days last for about 25 minutes, after you must have remove the adverts. Advert may take 35 minutes while movie proper will take 25 minutes. And don't be alarmed when the same adverts are repeated in part 1,2,3and 4 of the movie, just fast forward, that's why you need a remote.

4. DON'T EXPECT A FAMILY TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHILD. For example Mr A's family is forcing their daughter to marry Mr B's son, all through the movie these two will be the only children from both families even though you now that Nigerian families try to always have more than one child.

5. FOLLOW THE SOUND TRACKS. Don't beat your head about whats to happen, once you hear the movie soundtracks then you know whats cooking. If Emeka is going to be a useless man in the script, them from the beginning of the movie you hear lyrics from the soundtrack that says Emeka is a stupid man. so what else?

6. MAJOR SIGNS. These are some repeating scenes you should be used to at least to know whats to come. (a) If someone spends too much time on the road, with a chilly sound on the background you should know he/she is gonna be hit by a car. (b) if anyone goes mad,(they usually do) expect the see him/her on the streets overdressed with a lot of energy(most mad people I've seen are usually quite) with erby's looking at his performance and hiding their smiles when they were supposed to be minding their business. (c) "A toad does not run in the daytime" once you hear that, just expect a tensed meeting.

These are just some of it, happy viewing

abuliveyoung: Lol.....To me, it is somehow embarrasing cos the name 'condom' is popularly known & recognized by everyone. If the chemist is an understandable individual, you could coin the name in such a way that he would fiqure out what you meant such as CD, Play safe, hard disk, bazooga, etc that way, you'll be relieved 4rm any embarrasment that's about confronting you. ASAP

Thats for younger people that can create code na, what will a 50 year know about 'CD via hard disk'

AND HE IS ONLY 55, WITH THE WAY HE JUMPED FROM 77 TO 43 HE COULD BE AMONG THE FIRST 10 IN TWO YEARS. GOD BLESS NIGERIA......meanwhile i never see transport commot why God no put me for that body sef, come keep me for this hungry one

I was at a neighborhood pharmacy to get some drugs, as I was waiting for my prescription an elderly man, maybe in his 50s walked in to ask for vitamin C. There was also a woman and a teenage boy there at the counter. As four of us waited for the people inside to attend to us, The man grew impatient as if he was waiting for us to leave. Then suddenly he asked the attendants inside, "Give me condom"! Immediately the woman and the teenage boy turned and looked at him. I didn't look, but I would imagine the man was a little embarrassed as he kept tapping the counter. Haba I am a guy too, and have found my self in that awkward situation before, so. You walk into a chemist to get your package and you find your mothers friend there, guy you change your mind and buy vitamin C instead. How do one cope in such situations?

i dont know oh.....

Unluvable*:
Please Op let me add just 2 questions;

If moses solely wrote deuteronomy, then who narrated his death at deu 34: 5, his spirit or what

When was hell created? Before creation period recorded at genesis, during it or after

1. If god created everything, them who made him? Did He make Himself? How was he before the made Himself?

2. If the tower of babel built with ancient skill was that tall to disturb God, them what about the sky scrappers now and rockets going to space.

3. I don't know if I am the only one that feels this way. God created heaven and earth and all the universe. Then the Devil came and destroyed the relationship Gods has with man, His most precious creation and He just took it like that. simple thing would be, kill the damn Lucifer and repair man again or does He just want to see us suffer? I am not Adam, I didn't even eat any apple

4. Okay, Man was not suppose to die according to God's plan, but Man lost that privilege when he ate the fruit. Okay, what about the animals, they are dying too, were they suppose to die before, even if they were not suppose to, maybe they started dying since their master (Man) is no longer going to live forever, I wonder what man would have done to eat meat

5. When Cain killed Abel, God gave him a mark so that people will not harm him as he made his way to the land of Nod, So, who will harm him? i thought only Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel were in the whole wide world then, and with Abel dead, who else was to harm him on his way to Nod, who even named the place nod, were people living there?

I just need more light on these issues - I am still a believer even with all the confusion in my head
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO DID NOT SEE BUT YET BELIEVE

tight......i respect, very creative delivery

ebamma: .PDP is my party i shall not
want,he makes me to lie
down in aso rock
mansion,he leads me to
the post of president,he
restoreth my shoe ,he
leads me in the paths of
lootingness for his names
sake.
Yea Though i walk
through the roads of
borno state,i shall fear no
evil,for soldiers and
policemen are with
me,their guns and their
bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank
before me,in the
presence of my
enemies,the anoint my
with bribes,my
balance runs over
Surely Patience and her
english shall follow me,all
the days of my life,and i
shall dwell in my house in
bayelsa forever and ever
Amen.

SEKS of course

Which day will you say Nigerians celebrated the most? was is October 1st, 1960? Christmas/Salah day of any particular year? June 8, 1998-the day Abacha died? or July 31, 1996, the day Nigerian dream team won Brazil in Atlanta Olympics? For me I witnessed the day Nigeria won Brazil and it was the craziest so far, what about you?

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone on foot referring to a person riding a bicycle as poor

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who wont go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion.

you see a guy in the enger seat of a friends flashy car, that's when he greets everyone, even those he normally won't talk to just to attract attention.

Most guys don't carry umbrella, they refer to guys who do as 'jew' but when the rain starts they want to share the umbrella with the jew guy - same as raincoats

A girl claims she ate rice and chicken, then suddenly she throws up and we see long lumps of eba, ha! was there a mixup somewhere? Only here in Naija

'Remove this carton here!' what most people normally say when a particular car is causing holdup on the road. But what might interest you is that most of them don't even own a wheel barrow of their own

'come lets eat oh' someone is inviting you to eat with him but only brought the spoon he's using, you rather say thank you, if you bother to look for spoon....

Someone's office is just 4 blocks from his house, but he must drive his car there every day and battle with parking space, just so that his neighbors wont feel things are bad for him

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see a person buy a blackberry phone with his N50,000 salary and wont be able to load in N100 credit into the phone, not to talk of transport to work the next day

People borrow money and close the street to host party only to soak garri the next day [owambe]

These are just the few ones i can put up now, i know you have some

GenBuhari: The goat died in custody because the police needed some meat for the stew they were cooking in the police station.

no be lie, no body said anything about the corpse. e go don enta belle

we have a lot of [innocent] inmates dying in the prisons because the court are delaying their cases. Even crook politicians enjoying yeye bail for years and their case are 'hanging'. And yet the court has time to call case for goats. Next time time it could be rats and mosquitoes in court. this na comedy abi na horror film?

watin concern me? make him show everything na if he mean business

watin concern am?

Tiger Woods reportedly offered ex-wife $200m to re-marry him and she said yes!
That is if National Enquirer is to be believed. They claim that Tiger Woods is desperate to have his ex-wife Elin Nordegren back and has offered her $200 million to re-marry him and give their family another chance.

Elin is believed to have told him she will consider the proposal - but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause into the contract. Elin feels the money will keep him from straying.

A source told the Enquirer that Tiger didn't even balk at the demand, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date, after swearing he'd never cheat on her again.

The magazine claims that Tiger got down on one knee and proposed to Elin with a ring at Christmas. The Enquirer also alleges the couple are having sex again and a source claimed: 'Tiget stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split. 'It took them both by surprise, but they've continued to find alone time when they're both at their homes in Florida
http://lindaikeji..com/2013/01/tiger-woods-reportedly-offered-ex-wife.html

AUTODESK MAYA, ZBRUSH, ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS, PHOTOSHOP, ILLUSTRATOR

k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]All na wash [/color]

[b]Gbam!!! Light, camera, action!!

This Mohammadu People sef, Europeans who discovered and made guns and bombs are living in peace. This Mohammadu guys just got their hands on cheap guns and bombs and we no go hear word again. if them come get access to nuclear bomb the whole Galaxy go finish be that na. Can't they just live in peace at least for a record one week? In Nigeria we say its because they hate Christians the British shouldn't have ed us in one country, OK, what about Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, Pakistan, Mali, Afghanistan and the great Somalia where they are all Muslims? I wonder why there is no peace in almost all the Arab nations. I don't understand, you cant live with others, you can't live with yourselves. i tires, someone should just wake Mohamed to come and reverse what his teachings has done to the world

Just arguing with some folks here, the man who pledged N10,000 to his church/pastor as seed or the man who changed his mind and gave that N10,000 to his neighbor for children's school fees. who did better?