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JOYJACOB: 8:09am On Jun 29, 2013
Couldnt a child have drank the "acid" accidentally?

Mr man didn't u read d story well? D baby in question here was just four mnts old! Four mnts fit go cary by imself drink?
JOYJACOB: 4:23pm On May 07, 2013
ifyalways: Over zealous religious fanatics.I hope they roast his arse. angry
How would he and his fold react if his bible is pissed on?
Did Jesus convert anyone by shitting on his/her sacred stuff?v

and wat were u xpecting d pastor to av done having gone 2 his childeren's room and saw a snake? so he shul av kissed n carressed d snake or wat? ofcourse, on impulse, u wil wnt to chase or kil d sanke in order to avoid any harm or wat r u talking about undecided
JOYJACOB: 12:07pm On Apr 17, 2013
obadiah777: SAYS THE KETTLE TO THE POT

ROTF LMAO. grin grin grin grin
JOYJACOB: 10:48am On Apr 15, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin ;DMeanwhile, she looks like an off duty babysitter! That outfit is not the business at all![/font][/color][/size][/quote]
JOYJACOB: 1:14pm On Apr 12, 2013
hey! God pls be merciful to us! Rip gurl.embarassed
JOYJACOB: 10:55am On Apr 11, 2013
sori ooo peeps,nt like m a hater, bt d way everybody waz like "wow", "beautifl copules", "perfect" and bla,bla, bla, i expected to to c something more gorgeous on d mag cover, bt pls diz annie's face 'be like masqurade wey wan cry' crysori ooo peeps,nt like m a hater, bt d way everybody waz like "wow", "beautifl copules", "perfect" and bla,bla, bla, i expected to to c something more gorgeous on d mag cover, bt pls diz annie's face 'be like masqurade wey wan cry'
JOYJACOB: 10:46am On Apr 11, 2013
timpaker: Is she from Benue?

u dey hear name like "DAMIETE CHARLES-GRANVILLE" n u stil dey ask if she b frmm benue? shezprolly frmd south-south region.
JOYJACOB: 2:29pm On Apr 10, 2013
DeCleff:
Was Henry Okah a beneficiary of the fraud called amnesty?

was he not d leader of his followers dt later benefited form d amnesty? undecided
JOYJACOB: 12:32pm On Apr 10, 2013
@kenyattaMoore:


I understand that,but why not just leave with dignity without engaging in any fight.

and u fink a lady wit 2kids frm diff men and according to d guy "she sells vegeatable" wil b one to fink of dignity in a case like dis? d guy knew wat he got himself into.
JOYJACOB: 12:26pm On Apr 10, 2013
190:

He's an african man so he can eat as many soups as he wants undecided

ok, and nw d "many soups" has burnt his tongue/mouth. kudos to him! tongue
JOYJACOB: 11:17am On Apr 08, 2013
Rap maestro: U no fit fight ni? Upon all physical exercise
are u dumb? story says he was hit frm behind b4 he even knew what was happening and fell unconscious and u r here talking of fighting back. guez ur teeth r not complete in ur mouth as it is obvious u are not sane enof yourself for spewing such rubbish frm ur mouth. or are u a mallam?
JOYJACOB: 2:40pm On Apr 04, 2013
so so sad, RIP to d dead n quick recovery to d injured. God, pls kip having mercy on us!
JOYJACOB: 2:17pm On Apr 04, 2013
hey!watz happening?pple claim to be who they r nt n begin to do acts dt tarnishes d image of God. lord hv mercy!!!
JOYJACOB: 4:58pm On Feb 07, 2013
God, pls protect us out of your mercy. tnk God the culprits were caught.
JOYJACOB: 12:29pm On Feb 06, 2013
Basics007: Still tryin to find where exactly D'banj's dad was quoted in this article to have warranted the thread's title.
Silly journalism at its worst!!!

Very silly journalism at that!! mcthewww!!!!!dnt kno if it's by force to post rubbish as new topic.
JOYJACOB: 11:04am On Feb 06, 2013
chai!!! diz is bizarre!!!
JOYJACOB: 12:54pm On Feb 04, 2013
Starlett: If I may add, for those who wear corporate shirts to work, this problem can be mitigated simply by wearing good quality cotton Tee shirts as your undergarment rather than singlets.
and in a "corporate" office where nepa is not usually friendly and putting in the generator is like observing christmas, dnt u fink one will as well die of heat even before the sweat starts coming out?
JOYJACOB: 3:52pm On Jan 25, 2013
pekelepekele: @ all of you blaming celebrities for not getting married ,You think it is easy to be living with a woman?.
Well most of you commenting are still single sha. In case you don't know if you get married today you will want to file a divorce a month after your wedding .Cos na mad women full town now

what happened to etiquette if it is not aessy to stay with a woman then why sex her and get her pregnant? must u give birth out of wedlock? may be ur own marriage is not the rigth one dts why u wil fink of divorce. many are and still are married happily. go work on yours. good radiance to bad rubbish! SMH

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JOYJACOB: 3:29pm On Jan 21, 2013
money-hungry :
if i ruled the country, i would give d couple a life sentence n force the couple to eat thier shi;t n drink their urine everyday until they die in prison.
Nigerians can only learn with iron hands.
pls read post again. the stuff didn't happen in nigeria, neither are they nigerians.
JOYJACOB: 12:46pm On Jan 21, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030][font=tempus sans itc][size=11pt]Sad story, but those are not the pics of 13 or 15 year olds. Unless of course those are their baby pics.

pls read post again, it says the children were 13,6,3 year olds and 15mnts old.
JOYJACOB: 12:29pm On Jan 21, 2013
dahdah: THIS IS SAD, IT HAPPENED AROUND 12PM YESTERDAY ALONG F.G.G.C OMU ARAN, MAY THEIR SOUL R.I.P
OP said incident occured around 9:am while you said 12pm, which one are we to follow?
JOYJACOB: 1:45pm On Jan 11, 2013
wysenas: Well,many people may not unstand it until d day an issue will come up.but i want d entire Nlders to answer this question-if u hv to assist a friend or a junior staff who is in need of money as dash,how will u defend that b4 yur spouse that 5k or 10k is missing 4rm yur monthly package?

is she going to kill u for rendering assistance to a needy person? the fact that she knows hw much ur earning does not mean she will control ur spending, except if ur the wasteful type of husband. abi nah she dey go office dey wrk to earn the money for u? if u cnt tell ur WIFE hw much earn or some other mutual things, then i wonder who u can confide in (except u ofcourse got married to the wrong woman)there ain't anything to hide in that pls.
JOYJACOB: 1:35pm On Jan 11, 2013
wysenas: Well,many people may not unstand it until d day an issue will come up.but i want d entire Nlders to answer this question-if u hv to assist a friend or a junior staff who is in need of money as dash,how will u defend that b4 yur spouse that 5k or 10k is missing 4rm yur monthly package?

is she going to kill u for assisting a needy person?. d fact dt she knows hw much ur earning does nt mean she must control d spending except ur a wasteful type of man. abi nah she dey go office help u wrk earn d money?
JOYJACOB: 1:28pm On Jan 11, 2013
of course, he even knows hw much i will be paid in my next possible job. wats new?
JOYJACOB: 3:50pm On Dec 19, 2012
biker-boy:
Who will own the baby at the end of the day?


the girl. grin
JOYJACOB: 2:32pm On Dec 10, 2012
jonuel: If not that she wanted to noticed, why want/demand to sit in the front row? I guess not allowing her to be noticed is the hurting thing and not her marital status

r u nw trying to insinuate dt every one who seats in d front seat, wants to b noticed? pls constructive in ur argument so as nt to cause futher complication of d topic. tnx!
JOYJACOB: 8:55am On Nov 08, 2012
sushieater:
Mortal mohammed ko, Mortal kombat ni
I wish Gen murtala muhammed would ghost-slap the person running that mumu site , national mirror indeed!

cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
JOYJACOB: 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2012
emilyone: we don't have to be sentimental here. how on earth would a woman go as far as having 3 kids (not 1, not 2)but 3 for an ab shocked, how is that possible?

ordinarily she would have "escaped" after the first child

wat kind of lame statement is this? do u kno at wat point d abuse started? probably things were quite rosy till nw n u xpect her 2 stay?
JOYJACOB: 1:04pm On Nov 02, 2012
Ebun
JOYJACOB: 12:44pm On Nov 02, 2012
cleric: grin grin grin you are just a clown! grin
cheesy grin grin grin grin
JOYJACOB: 4:45pm On Nov 01, 2012
mine is on da 7th, bt planning to mark it on da 19th tongue
JOYJACOB: 12:15pm On Oct 31, 2012
[quote author=Royal Roy]In as much as he ignored professional warning which is not too good, I want to say here that I still ire his courage [b]and [/b]gut,

Pls, i dnt fink there's anything courageous in doing d wrong thing, so wat r u iring? his disobedience dt nearly cost his life?

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