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jolak5(m): 10:38pm On Dec 13, 2016
omoolorire:
Well for me, how can I tell lies and go to hell never in my life otherwise such Boss should do away with his job.
well, that is a tough call. blessed is the man that apply wisdom. since telling your boss can lead to bad blood between you too, then you can find a genuine excuse.
jolak5(m): 6:55pm On Dec 13, 2016
joanana:


Indeed and telling the truth is not good in this situation. Cunny man die na Cunny man go Bury am. If u are not smart with ur employers oyo is ur middle name. When some employers think they're smart u tell them r smarter
But lieing is. Not. Good ooo. I. Don't encourage it ooo
nice going for the interview tomorrow, will find one nice excuse
jolak5(m): 12:54pm On Dec 13, 2016
joanana:


Tell ur boss gini? u wan enter labor market be that. Chairman, either apply for your leave or come up with something to tell him that he will not refuse. You never get the new job u wan spoil the one wey u get. Nkem gi ka oooooo
ok na.... grin grin grin lying is not good oo
jolak5(m): 11:04am On Dec 13, 2016
browncolysis:
So U guys are suggesting that he should lie abi? well sha if you don't know how to lie, you had better don't go to work that day then call your boss from home that an issue just came up that is beyound your control, it required urgent attention that you will explain better when you come to work so whenever you see your boss, you start appologizing and the story continues...... just be yourself man and do what your heart tells you cuss you should know how your boss react to issues like this....so work with his weakness to get what you want. wish you well bro! and a successful interview in advance.
lovely advice. Amen to the prayer....... thanks
jolak5(m): 11:02am On Dec 13, 2016
Tosinayoko:
Even if you are the head of evangelism in your church, don't dare try it. Not Nigerian employer. .... Pls give any excuse but not that direct.
thanks
jolak5(m): 8:53am On Dec 13, 2016
AnalyticEngine:


you don't tell your boss you are going for an interview
what is now the solution?
jolak5(m): 8:29am On Dec 13, 2016
What is the right way to tell your boss you have an interview?
NAIRALANDERS ADVICE!
jolak5(m): 10:12pm On Dec 12, 2016
1. Assume people have good intentions.

Since you can't read minds, you don't really know the "why" behind the "what" that people do. Imputing evil motives to other people's weird behaviors adds extra misery to life, while assuming good intentions leaves you open to reconciliation.

2. Avoid using negative words.

Stop using negative phrases...such as "I can't," "It's impossible," or "This won't work." Stop using profanity, too. What comes out of your mouth programs your mind. When you talk trash, you're transforming your brain into trash.

3. Avoid spending time with stressed-out people.

You may not realize it, but your physiology is programmed to mirror the physiology of those around you. In other words, you can "catch" stress from other people. So although it may not be possible to avoid stressed people all the time, avoid them as far as possible.

4. Begin each day with expectation.

If there's any big truth about life, it's that it usually lives up to (or down to) your expectations. Therefore, when you rise from bed, make your first thought be, "Something wonderful is going to happen today." Guess what? You're probably right.

5. Breathe more deeply.

Breathing deeply calms you down but, more importantly, it helps ensure that plenty of oxygen is getting into your lungs and into your blood stream, where (among other things) it helps your brain work more efficiently.

6. Celebrate more frequently.

The small and large successes and accomplishments in your life deserve recognition. It's a mistake to head straight for the next task or the next goal without celebrating, even if it's only patting yourself on the back.

7. Daydream more frequently.

The idea that daydreaming and working are mutually exclusive belongs back in the 20th century. It's when you let your thoughts wander that you're more likely to have the insights that will make you both unique and more competitive.

8. Decide that you MUST achieve your goals.

When you approach a task that leads toward your goal, never start out by saying, "I'll try...." When you use that phrase, you're giving yourself permission to fail. Instead, phrase your action in of "I will...!" or "I must...!" No wiggle room allowed.

9. Define "failure" as "failing to take action."


Regardless of your goals and milestones, you don't have control over anything except your own behavior. Redefining failure as "failing to take action" puts failure (and therefore success) within your control.

10. Deflect partisan conversations.

Arguments about politics and religion never have a "right" answer but they definitely get people all riled up over things they can't control. When such topics surface, bow out by saying something like: "Thinking about that stuff makes my head hurt."

11. Don't waste energy on hate.

Hate is an emotional parasite that eats away at your energy and health. If something is wrong with the world and you can change it, take action. If you can't take action, you're better off to forgive and forget.


13. Don't take yourself seriously.


The ability to laugh at your foibles not only makes you happier as a person, it makes you more powerful, more influential, and more attractive to others. If you can't laugh at yourself, everyone else will be laughing behind your back.

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jolak5(m): 2:08am On Dec 12, 2016
Reasons why you find it difficult to succeed
WRONG PHILOSOPHIES

1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
```Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.```

2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
```Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre to philosophy.```

3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
```A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!```

4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
```Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.```

5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
```If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.```

6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
```Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!```

7. *"HE WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
```Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programmed ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us.```

```Change the way you think and talk..
You will change your world.

You have the opportunity to RECREATE YOUR WORLD```#culled
http://jolakk..com.ng/2016/12/reasons-why-you-find-it-difficult-to.html?m=1

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jolak5(m): 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2016
Cc Lalasticlala
jolak5(m): 10:24pm On Dec 01, 2016
[img][/img]I just saw this image and I have been wondering what explanation can be giving to this....

jolak5(m): 10:38pm On Nov 30, 2016
abrahamzy:
if u're ready to explain it properly to me,i may
send me a pm
jolak5(m): 10:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
Atiku2019:
"Food Increase" Nigerian youths might just Grumble.... But Data increment will lead to a lovely Youths Revolution.



Its Atiku 2019
If I may ask, how old are you? How long have you been around? Why would a youth that has nothing less than fifty years canvass for a man that would not be part of his future. What did atiku do during his time as d vice pres? He built a university from your tax and bought oil well all over the country and here you r using your myopic brain to shout Atiku2019. Can't we look before we leap for once. Critically analyse who is going to govern you and what plan he has for d future. Atiku20never

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jolak5(m): 1:25pm On Nov 29, 2016
Hi friend, i don't know if this will be a good fit for you but i just invested in a bitcoin earning business. A friend of mine tried to introduce to me something similar to this few months ago but i rejected it without asking the clear information about the business, right now he has earned over 350,000naira in that business. I had no choice but to get involved in this one he introduced again and i am loving it every day. Like i said, it may or may not be a good fit for you i don't know but i just have to share the idea with you. The start up capital is just 12,500naira(0.0303 bitcoin) as at today and with that one time investment you can make up to a million naira from the business.
Please if you need full information about the business let me know and i will connect you to the right source. Cheers!

#Jolak
jolak5(m): 9:48pm On Nov 28, 2016
I am tired of going through this do called house agent.. pls if u have any information on how I can rent an apartment in ibadan, ring road, mokola, dugbe, uch side.... all is ok..
Or if u want to rent too, we can hands and rent something that makes sense like a flat
jolak5(m): 10:10am On Nov 22, 2016
I was searching for an apartment when I got introduced to a security in one estate. Her job is to stay at a house and monitor the house because the owner is in US. She said a GARDENER is needed in the house and if I apply, I would be given a free accommodation(With AC), I will also be given 3-square meal, and salary inclusive. The good part of it is that I would be allowed to go to my work place since I only need to do the gardening with machine on weekends only..
Would you accept this? I got the offer yesterday.....
jolak5(m): 11:22am On Nov 12, 2016
tosyne2much:
I don't need a prophet to tell me that the lady is from Ibadan
shege, danisca....... ibadan babes don turn correct babes.... na ur ome town babe.....mumu
jolak5(m): 3:19pm On Nov 01, 2016
Nice topic!
The tRuth is there is nothing bad in a girl asking a guy out but majority of girls that do it are unstable girls that can fall for any cute guy at any time.... so this makes it difficult for the guy to know which girl is coming with a genuine heart.....
The best thing is for the lady to show the love in a matured way, avoid lusting around him to get his attention.........

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jolak5(m): 7:03am On Oct 22, 2016
ammyluv2002:
"6 years and he never knew that she smokes" He's obviously not a husband material
what are you saying? So people don't hide dr behaviours
jolak5(m): 12:16pm On Oct 18, 2016
sane here embarassed
jolak5(m): 1:07pm On Oct 11, 2016
Twine shocked

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jolak5(m): 8:18pm On Oct 10, 2016
Hmmmm, people like you make me feel like I am less serious. The time and the power of connection you put into the work is beyond imagination. Try and good producers, I think they might be interested in your works....... abeg no give ham to all dis quack yoruba directors wey go commot d suspense con put juju and "esu" inside grin.... God bless u... I know u have many fans but I wont mind knowing you

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jolak5(m): 11:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
i just finished learning photography but the money to buy a camera is not yet at hand. i would love to continuing practicing so i dont lose the skill a learnt. Thanks
jolak5(m): 8:45am On Aug 31, 2016
you should never negotiate with terrorists, they just grow more wings if you do.

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jolak5(m): 9:30pm On Jul 29, 2016
cozy7:
I'm using Windows 10 n it's really sweet. I'm not having ba3 issues, but I'll like to no how to update d software controlling d ba3 ?
Also, I got a little issue, wen I wanna eject my flash, it doesn't appear on my notification tray, so I had to pull it off. I no d risk of doing that, which is t I'll like u to guide on how to safely eject my flash drive ?
search for"device manager"and you will see the battery software and other software you can update. As for ejecting, I'd you can't find it there den eject from you file manager
jolak5(m): 8:43am On Jul 28, 2016
oboy3:
Pls,i want to revert back to windows 8,how can i do it,all my games stopped working after i upgraded to windows 10,and it keeps hanging my Laptop
pls ya'll
it's possible if it is not up to a month you did the upgrade
jolak5(m): 10:58pm On Jul 27, 2016
angels09:
oya wereh ni tani babe e? I be ur papa!
lol, baba calm down. Na as I see girlish name and dem no show your gender. No vex, but wait u dey mad abi, y u dey call me wereh

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